My Soon-To-Be Ex Is Retarded

[Bitchamachacha]

I could give you a zillion reasons to prove this, but here are the top five:

1) He's been dating a girl for three weeks and wants to move in with her.

2) She has a kid by some guy.

3) She is currently pregnant by some other guy.

4) Home girl can't even afford to get herself a phone.

5) Gray's putting our child second to this girl, by not factoring in how his son will feel about his dad spending more time with these kids than him, especially so soon after our final separation.

How Jerry Springer is this? I know he's lonely, but he has never had a chance to live by himself and grow as a single person. I'm afraid this girl is milking him, but he's so pussy-whipped he's too blind to see it.

I mainly worry about what Aiedyn's reaction is going to be to this. I wish I could get full custody.

[bigblu89]

Is this the guy you posted pics of him and his apartment a few months back?

If so, make sure you steal that painting of Mrs. Fratelii (http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads12.jpg) he had hangin up.

I want that.

EDIT: After re-reading your post, I realized you were talking about you soon to be ex-hubby.

I still want that painting though.

[abcdefz]

Lust is blind. And really, really stupid sometimes.

[Randetica]

he was always sounding like a bum to me

[ericlee]

Lust is blind. And really, really stupid sometimes.

yes, exactly. Hence my last marriage.

She had 3 kids for christ's sakes, 3. Each from a different daddy.

Why did I do it? I had just joined the army and was a buck assed private for one thing. Another, she was a fine assed hot latino lady, one of my weaknesses.

I thought I could handle taking care of her kids but it's just too difficult. Especially when they know their real dad is wealthy and there I was, making pv1 pay and struggleing to get by.

Yeah, from experience, I can honestly say her ex is retarded.

Durrrr!

[Jmoney77]

Stooops

[Echewta]

I wouldn't expect you to say that your soon-to-be ex is super sweet and the most wonderful man in the world. :(

[abcdefz]

yes, exactly. Hence my last marriage.

She had 3 kids for christ's sakes, 3. Each from a different daddy.

Why did I do it? I had just joined the army and was a buck assed private for one thing. Another, she was a fine assed hot latino lady, one of my weaknesses.

I thought I could handle taking care of her kids but it's just too difficult. Especially when they know their real dad is wealthy and there I was, making pv1 pay and struggleing to get by.

Yeah, from experience, I can honestly say her ex is retarded.

Durrrr!



Wow.

Marriage in an ideal state is scary enough to me. No way I'd ever strap myself in to that many variables. No offense intended; that scene would just scare the hell out of me.

[ericlee]

Eh, the best she could do now is rub it in his face, the fact that she's capable of living a happy life without him while he soon learns it's misery trying to support some kids that aren't his.

Trust me, I do it all the time when I go to my ex's and pick my daughter up. She's pretty much let herself go, especially since she's had another baby from her new husband.

I can see it in his tiresome eyes, everytime I go over there and realise just how my life with her used to be.

[paul jones]

I back you all the way Steph(y)

[Echewta]

Buy him a helmet.

[Bitchamachacha]

Buy him a helmet.

To protect his air-filled head? :P


He is a sweet guy, just too sweet and wants so badly to be wanted by someone else. I feel sorry for him, in a way, and I don't want him to end up getting hurt again or dealing with the stress of two other guy's kids, but anything I tell him goes in one ear and out the other.

There's nothing I can do but be there for my son if the situation causes him any hurt.

Stupid boys.

[Pres Zount]

2) She has a kid by some guy.


5) Gray's putting our child second to this girl, by not factoring in how his son will feel about his dad spending more time with these kids than him, especially so soon after our final separation.


So I gather that you have a kid together, so it only follows that you are retarded in the fact that you have "a kid by some guy", right?

[Bitchamachacha]

So I gather that you have a kid together, so it only follows that you are retarded in the fact that you have "a kid by some guy", right?

Uh, we were (still are) married.

The girl he is dating is very young, never married the guy she had a kid with, and is five months pregnant with some other guy's kid. Did she not learn about birth control the first time around?

The fact is, my ex has never lived alone in his life and has known this girl for three weeks and wants to move in with her. He hardly knows her and is willing to take on the responsability of a kid, a newborn, and our son, when he gets him.

I don't want my son staying with a girl my ex hardly knows and seeing his dad cuddling two other kids when his parents have recently split up.

He's retarded.

[befsquire]

thus why he's the ex, no?

[Bitchamachacha]

thus why he's the ex, no?

Yes, yes.

However if I had known he was this retarded, I never would have married him.

Damn. I am retarded.

[supermars]

exes are inherently retarded. can you honestly look back on relationship and say, 'hey, my ex was AWESOME!'. probably not. and if you do, well then you're retarded too :D

[Pres Zount]

Oh, I see. It's only bad if you have a child to someone who you are not married to. Since you are married to your soon to be ex, you are not retarded.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you can't dis this other girl for having a child to 'some other guy' when anyone that you are with will see your child as 'some other guys'. Feel free to call him retarded for any of the other reasons.

[ericlee]

Damn. I am retarded.

I wouldn't say that. Mistakes are building blocks for a stronger life. It just happens sometimes. You think you found the right person and find out later that things aren't clicking.

And if you're retarded for something like that, then, there's a whole world of retards who made the same kind of mistakes running around. Me included.

[Bitchamachacha]

Oh, I see. It's only bad if you have a child to someone who you are not married to. Since you are married to your soon to be ex, you are not retarded.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you can't dis this other girl for having a child to 'some other guy' when anyone that you are with will see your child as 'some other guys'. Feel free to call him retarded for any of the other reasons.


I didn't dis the girl. I dissed him for not thinking rationally about the situation.

You are missing the point.

Read the first post again.

[Pres Zount]

So saying that your 'soon to be ex' is retarded for wanting to live with her, on the basis that she already has a child (which you do too), is not an insult?

I understand who this thread is aimed at, but maybe you shouldn't be so hipocritical.

[Bitchamachacha]

So saying that your 'soon to be ex' is retarded for wanting to live with her, on the basis that she already has a child (which you do too), is not an insult?

I understand who this thread is aimed at, but maybe you shouldn't be so hipocritical.


On the basis that he has known this pregnant girl and her child for three weeks and hasn't given his son enough time to heal before he brings this girl and her kid(s) into his life.

My dad did stupid shit like this often when I was a kid. It screwed me up for life.

I waited an entire month before I even introduced my son to my boyfriend, because I was afraid of how the sudden change would effect him. I wouldn't even consider moving in with him yet, and we've been dating for three months. If any guy would want to move in with me after only knowing me for three weeks, he would be pretty retarded.

[Pres Zount]

I'm not saying he isn't a moron, he sure sounds like one, but you are insulting him by degrading her:

"2) She has a kid by some guy.

3) She is currently pregnant by some other guy.

4) Home girl can't even afford to get herself a phone."

After three weeks of knowing you, maybe your boyfriend said to one of his friends "yeah, she has a kid by some guy..." It may not be the case NOW of course.

Their relationship probably wont last, and she probably is a complete tramp; but you can't take a swing at her for having a kid to some guy, when you are in the same position.

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm not saying he isn't a moron, he sure sounds like one, but you are insulting him by degrading her:

"2) She has a kid by some guy.

3) She is currently pregnant by some other guy.

4) Home girl can't even afford to get herself a phone."

After three weeks of knowing you, maybe your boyfriend said to one of his friends "yeah, she has a kid by some guy..." It may not be the case NOW of course.

Their relationship probably wont last, and she probably is a complete tramp; but you can't take a swing at her for having a kid to some guy, when you are in the same position.

How am I taking a swing at her? I just said she had a kid by some guy. If I knew his name, I'd type his name, but I don't. I don't care if she has kids, Silly Mcsnazzleface, I'm just saying my son's dad should take this slower, get to know her better before he sails off into the sunset with a new family while his son watches from the sidelines.

No, it probably won't last..but that's another thing that bothers me, him dragging my son into ANOTHER failed relationship (this is #4 since our final split up three months ago). My son gets attached easily, and if he likes this girl's kid, it will be very hard on him if it doesn't work out.

If I wanted to take a swing at her, I'd just type "OMG! The stupid, uneducated whore is like all the other girls in this beat up redneck town, she puts out babies and looks for a man to support her! AHHH!" But I don't even know her, so I'm not going to come to that judgement.

[ericlee]

If anything, this thread should be titled, "my soon to be ex's soon to be girlfriend is retarded."

Seriously, she should take notes from my ex. Marry nobody but military men and once they're ready to get out of the service, divorce and marry another soldier. Well, it was my idea for the divorce this time but still, afterwards, she married another soldier right away.

My ex isn't stupid, she knows that in the military, kids=money, especially of you live off post and you get full medical and dental benefits.

Go tell her to quit being retarded and start hanging around the barracks to find a drunken private staggering around.:p

[Bitchamachacha]

If anything, this thread should be titled, "my soon to be ex's soon to be girlfriend is retarded."

Seriously, she should take notes from my ex. Marry nobody but military men and once they're ready to get out of the service, divorce and marry another soldier. Well, it was my idea for the divorce this time but still, afterwards, she married another soldier right away.

My ex isn't stupid, she knows that in the military, kids=money, especially of you live off post and you get full medical and dental benefits.

Go tell her to quit being retarded and start hanging around the barracks to find a drunken private staggering around.:p

Ha! Damn.

Perhaps I should take your advice. Camp Lejeune is only a five hour drive away from me. :P

[Pres Zount]

"2) She has a kid by some guy.

3) She is currently pregnant by some other guy.

4) Home girl can't even afford to get herself a phone."

You are listing these as negative points counting towards your ex's retardedness. I'd call that insulting.

If I wanted to take a swing at her, I'd just type "OMG! The stupid, uneducated whore is like all the other girls in this beat up redneck town, she puts out babies and looks for a man to support her! AHHH!" But I don't even know her, so I'm not going to come to that judgement.

You might as well, it's probably what everyone else is thinking.

[Bitchamachacha]

Their relationship probably wont last, and she probably is a complete tramp; but you can't take a swing at her for having a kid to some guy, when you are in the same position.


It's possible the board thinks that. You just stated that she was probably a tramp. ;)

You can argue your point all you want..but I know what I'm thinking, I know the situation and I know what's in my head isn't what you are insinuating. If you don't feel me, you just don't feel me.

[hitmonlee]

Aiedyn

how did you come up with that spelling :confused:

[Bitchamachacha]

Me and one of my friends were sitting in a restaurant writing out how to spell it on a napkin. Both of her daughters have very uniquely spelled names, so she came up with it. So far, my son is the only Aiedyn I know of that's not spelled Aidan. :D

[Echewta]

Bitchaammamamaa is retarded.

[Yeti]

Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded (woah, woah, woah) in here.
Yeah.

[paul jones]

Bitchaammamamaa is retarded.

I saw Thr Ringer on the plane home from New York. Those retarded guys in the film are my heroes

[ericlee]

Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded (woah, woah, woah) in here.
Yeah.


am I the only one who's heard the censored version where they replaced "retarded" with "started?"