This Whole Spanking Fetish Thing...

[Bitchamachacha]

I just don't get it.

When I was sent to the principal's office as a kid and he whipped out the wooden paddle (which somehow resembled a cricket paddle) I wasn't like, "Oh, yes Mista Principal! Wack me with that one more time, baby!" I was scared shitless.

Why do people like welts on their asses after a good humping? Feeling my ass sting, jiggle and ripple while I'm orgasming doesn't do it for me. I'd rather be bitten or have my hair pulled. Spanking just seems childish and tacky to me.

[trailerprincess]

I quite like it. But also inconjunction with the biting and hairpulling. It can be quite funny but I like laughing during sex. It is one of the funniest thing people do, when you actually think about it.

[alexandra]

an unexpecting spank can really make me/him laugh.

[paul jones]

At work we print this book called 'Sensual Spanking' which explains all diffrent ways on how to spank in diffrent ways and all that

[Planetary]

haha sweet. where do you work?

[paul jones]

haha sweet. where do you work?

a place that prints books

[natalieuk]

i like the hair pulling thing!

[Lyman Zerga]

sounds good to me

[Echewta]

My principle use to bite and pull my hair so I'm not really down with that and don't understand people who are.

[kll]

Did kll put you up to this because it's her birthday, and she doesn't want 61 pops?


I love the spankings...

[Planetary]

a place that prints books
ah...kind of obvious i suppose...lol

[paul jones]

ah...kind of obvious i suppose...lol
yeah,can't be giving the name out

[kll]

pervs make the world go 'round

[paul jones]

pervs make the world go 'round

fuck they must have strong arms

[BangkokB]

hey Bitch~Hope alls well on your end...aside from your stinging ass

maybe this would be a good place to say that not all guys like a finger in the asshole. A warning would at least be a courtesy

Ever been to a fetish club? spankings are a foreplay

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[Jmoney77]

trying to get to 1000

[QueenAdrock]

When it gets to welts, it's gone to far. But a nice spanking action followed up by grabbing when you're on top is awesome.

Cough.

[Lindsey_1535]

When it gets to welts, it's gone to far. But a nice spanking action followed up by grabbing when you're on top is awesome.

Cough.
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaagreed

[DandyFop]

I'm a spanking fan, actually. Not so hard that it leaves welts, but a little sting isn't bad.

Hard to convince someone who's gentle into doing it though....:rolleyes:

[QueenAdrock]

It's easy, actually. Just start making soft moaning noises and then breathe in their ear "Spank me." They'll totally do it, regardless of how gentle they are. All men have that naughty side somewhere.

[DandyFop]

Yeah, tried that....he did it but I think he felt weird.

Ah, it's okay. Plenty of time for new addittions to the sexual repetoire :cool:

[DipDipDive]

I love it. Mmmmm...

[wrongwayandugg]

a boyfriend and i broke up over this.

[Chicka B]

Ok, I think maybe I would have a thing for it. Because once this dude spanked me and it kinda turned me on, even though it shocked me and he was just joking. But maybe it's just because it was the first time a guy ever touched my ass. :rolleyes:

[g-mile7]

hahaha at this whole thread :)

[paul jones]

hahaha at this whole thread :)

I think you need to write a song about spanking

[cosmo105]

it's about being naughty and all that expressing all that repressed bad-girl stuff.

it's kinda awesome

[QueenAdrock]

^Bingo.

Every nice girl has that naughty slut side they want to come out.

[g-mile7]

I think you need to write a song about spanking


When I tap that ass quik, aint no need to scream/
It's the mean green winding up his machine/
I call it the spankadelic robot, holding a slight pause/
When I make that ass fiya like a bottle of hot sauce/
YEA, look at that thing, looks like it needs a strap/
Betta yet, my hand mark will make that thing clap/
A Love tap, and that's saying it lightly/
Have you callin out Johnny like Keria Knightly/
Fight me, I like that, it makes the spanking great/
When I shake rattle and roll all that jelly you bake/
Break moves and shake you, Bonita Applebum of mine/
Behind lookin rightous waiten for the sun to shine/
SPANKiTY SPANK SPANK, you ba dunk a dunk never lonely/
As I beat that back up like yo name was TOBY/
Only the G~mile could write something that is so Snooty/
But spankin that booty is every guys duty/

[g-mile7]

^Bingo.

Every nice girl has that naughty slut side they want to come out.


thats why Myspace was created.

[paul jones]

When I tap that ass quik, aint no need to scream/
It's the mean green winding up his machine/
I call it the spanadelic robot, holding a slight pause/
When I make that ass fiya like a bottle of hot sauce/
YEA, look at that thing, looks like it needs a strap/
Betta yet, my hand mark will make that thing clap/
A Love tap, and that's saying it lightly/
Have you callin out Johnny like Keria Knightly/
Fight me, I like that, it makes the spanking great/
When I shake rattle and roll all that jelly you bake/
Break moves and shake you, Bonita Applebum of mine/
Behind lookin rightous waiten for the sun to shine/
SPANKiTY SPANK SPANK, you ba dunk a dunk never lonely/
As I beat that back up like yo name was TOBY/
Only the G~mile could write something that is so Snooty/
But spankin that booty is every guys duty/

legend(y)

[g-mile7]

legend(y)


thanks for the incentive, just wrote that 2 minutes ago...I laughed and the old woman libarian looked at me...if only she knew...maybe she does should ask her her thoughts on this issue of major world importance:)

[befsquire]

nicely done, gmile.



i love the spanking, whether it's before, during or after. i love a gentle bite wherever it may go, but i can't stand it on my inner thighs because it's just too ticklish. and the hair pull makes me instantly ready to go (i chose not to use a particular 3 letter word as if this makes the post more reader friendly).

perhaps i should log off and see what the good dr is up to...

[Echewta]

I'd love to spank an old libarian woman.

[g-mile7]

nicely done, gmile.



i love the spanking, whether it's before, during or after. i love a gentle bite wherever it may go, but i can't stand it on my inner thighs because it's just too ticklish. and the hair pull makes me instantly ready to go (i chose not to use a particular 3 letter word as if this makes the post more reader friendly).

perhaps i should log off and see what the good dr is up to...


hahaha

[g-mile7]

I'd love to spank an old libarian woman.


but she like 60 and at least 240 lbs (at bout 5-6) :(

[paul jones]

I'd love to spank an old libarian woman.

ooh yeah! Do libraries still exist?

[g-mile7]

ooh yeah! Do libraries still exist?


I work in one'

[Kid Presentable]

What's Spanadelic?

[g-mile7]

What's Spanadelic?


SPankadelic (missed spelled a word that doesnt exist) haha

[Kid Presentable]

SPankadelic (missed spelled a word that doesnt exist) haha
oh wor?

[King of Rock $]

That shit is dumb as hell, whats going through your mind when you're doing that I mean I think 9/10 times the guy is like "what the fuck am I doing" and the girl is like "this is just too stupid" its not sexy at all... just rediculous

Not everything that is good in a porno or in your fantasy is something you should actually try out

[g-mile7]

oh wor?


4sho'(y)

[Freebasser]

My principle use to bite and pull my hair so I'm not really down with that and don't understand people who are.

Ahahahahaha! :D

[ms.peachy]

I used to quite enjoy the odd spankin' now and again, back when I used to have sex.

However I have recently concluded that I am never, ever, ever having sex again, so it's kind of a non-issue now.

[DroppinScience]

However I have recently concluded that I am never, ever, ever having sex again, so it's kind of a non-issue now.

I give you 18 hours until you go back on your word. (!)

[Pres Zount]

^
How about I spank you in the face with my fist?

[King of Rock $]

That shit is dumb as hell, whats going through your mind when you're doing that I mean I think 9/10 times the guy is like "what the fuck am I doing" and the girl is like "this is just too stupid" its not sexy at all... just rediculous

Not everything that is good in a porno or in your fantasy is something you should actually try out
(!)

[DipDipDive]

Not everything that is good in a porno or in your fantasy is something you should actually try out

So I guess you can't bank on chicks who are into midget porn as being your only hope to ever see a vagina anymore then, huh?

Sorry about your luck. :(

[ms.peachy]

I give you 18 hours until you go back on your word. (!)
Oh honey. You have no idea. One word: 'stitches'.

[na§tee]

i work in a library. but i'm not old.
my boyfriend always thwacks my ass. baby's got back. never during sex though. i think it would become a little "I'M MAN AND YOU ARE WOMAN AND I AM DOMINATING YOU!" it i didn't initially ask for it.

speaking of fetishes, i heard about a brand new one the other day. i was gonna post a new thread about it, but i'll sneak it in here for the peoples.

it's called the starbar.
you get a shit that either yourself of your partner has, er.. shat, and place it in the freezer. after it has frozen you take said "starbar" and during sex you place it up your own or your partner's anus.
apparently, the feeling of it melting it totally orgasmic. ???!!??!!?!?!.
i heard this from my flatmate who is an actress and therefore socialises with dese weird types.
the person who told her said he has it in good information that lisa stansfield is very into it. FACT!

[ILLMIX]

hmmm, i dont see the facination with the whole spanking thing but whatever floats ur boat, unless there is a girl out there who could teach me why its fun:rolleyes:

[King of Rock $]

So I guess you can't bank on chicks who are into midget porn as being your only hope to ever see a vagina anymore then, huh?

Sorry about your luck. :(

:confused:

[alexandra]

i never got the hair-pulling, and definitely not the nipple-turning/squeezing. fucking ouch, don't do that! don't bite them either! they're sensitive damnit. FONDLE THEM. who the hell wants their nipples all sore. fucking porn"stars". can't do anything right.

[QueenAdrock]

Oh honey. You have no idea. One word: 'stitches'.

Aww, peachy. I've heard about that. It makes me clench my thighs and never want to have children just thinking about it. How much does it hurt to have that done? Well, probably nothing compared to childbirth, but still. OW.