Music We've Heard Our Neighbors Doing It To

[cosmo105]

(more grammatically correct, music to which we have heard our neighbors doing it)


Prince - Kiss
Prince - a bunch of other songs off whatever album that's on
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
Britney Spears - Toxic


i'll update it frequently.

[cosmo105]

matt said he could hear the guy saying "double up UNH UNH" at the right time, too

[cosmo105]

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon...

[BangkokB]

I hate my Finish fuckhead neighbor so much that I put on pornos on the 5.1 sound nice and loud as we lock up and go out for the night.

[cosmo105]

haha. so many times i've been tempted to start applauding when they finish, but matt always stops me...and i would say "put it in her ass" as some people here have suggested, but apparently it's already there.

[Rock]

and i would say "put it in her ass" as some people here have suggested, but apparently it's already there.
not necessarily...maybe he is just hitting it from behind and watching the ass jiggle.

When I first moved into my house, me and the woman were going at it, and it got kind of loud. When we were finished, we went outside and my neighbor was doing some yard work and looked at us, looked at the window, (which we didn't know was open), back at us, and she smiled and nodded her head with approval.

I should have thrown her the D too.

[Jmoney77]

thats crazy and funny at the same time. (HEHE)

[alexandra]

never happened. but it might when i get my own apartment.

Baby Got Back - good choice, haha. SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT!

[BangkokB]

That's just like Saturday. My no clothes policy in the house was frowned upon so I put on a belt

But it was a swank one that hung off the hip

[ericlee]

well, if you hear alot of excruciating screams then they're probably doing it to Poison's "Every rose has it's thorn"

[cosmo105]

not necessarily...maybe he is just hitting it from behind and watching the ass jiggle.
no, trust me. we can hear what she says pretty distinctly. something to the tune of, "oh yeah, right in my dirty ass."

a few days back one of the other neighbors posted a really angry letter on their door:

"2nd notice!!! When you are having sex - myself and my children are being disturbed by the noises coming from your apartment. I could hear you w/ all my windows shut & my door closed and I will not tolerate it. I will do anything to prevent them from listening to you - even if it means to tell the authorities!! Be considerate of others! So, keep it down!!"


i really wanted to take it down before they saw it, to make things more interesting, but matt wouldn't let me :(

[TAL]

haha. so many times i've been tempted to start applauding when they finish, but matt always stops me

i really wanted to take it down before they saw it, to make things more interesting, but matt wouldn't let me :(
He's no good for you!

[cosmo105]

i know! just think of all the mischief i'd get into if it wasn't for that meddling Shaggy, i mean MATT!

[g-mile7]

(more grammatically correct, music to which we have heard our neighbors doing it)


Prince - Kiss
Prince - a bunch of other songs off whatever album that's on
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
Britney Spears - Toxic


i'll update it frequently.


good taste except that last song....

[marsdaddy]

You should buyt them some Miami Bass music.

[cosmo105]

sometimes when we don't hear them for a while we get worried and think maybe we should stop by with a casserole, make sure everything's okay...

[QueenAdrock]

You should totally go outside their window with a bucket of popcorn and a :eek: expression on your face when they're doing it. Make sure the blinds are up too. And that they don't see you till they finish.

It'd be sweet. :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

yeah and bring a webcam

[ericlee]

You should totally go outside their window with a bucket of popcorn and a :eek: expression on your face when they're doing it. Make sure the blinds are up too. And that they don't see you till they finish.

It'd be sweet. :cool:

hey now, that aint funneh. I was limp dick drunk at my old apartment once gettin' it on with my ex gf. Well, she went to use the bathroom and while she was gone, the little guy decided to take a nap. Well, I tried to wake it up (if you get my drift).

I heard a ruffle outside my bedroom window so I looked over only to find my nextdoor neighbor and her friends giggle and run off.

A week later, I went to that girls house with my ex gf and her friends and outta nowhere she asked, "what if you happened to accidentally glance into someone's window and saw someone punching the clown?"

I think I should've been listening to "eye of the tiger" while doing that. I could've at least say that I was in training or something.

Talk about red faced city though.

[befsquire]

^ haha!


i'm betting matt wouldn't let yout take them a casserole, either. if he does, go for tuna.

i'm almost half expecting my neighbors to post in here. you can hear everything when walking past our front door. :(

[cosmo105]

weezer - beverly hills
madonna - hollywood
sheryl crow - all i wanna do
phantom planet - california


i guess it was so cal mix night.

the "here we come" part couldn't have been better timed, btw.

[Mr Films]

everyone's life seems so much more interesting than mine.

[ericlee]

god, I miss this thread. Fuckin' Crackle city here.

[cosmo105]

tonight matt came downstairs laughing hysterically (i had seen the candlelight flickering in their window and heard a moan when i went to get the mail tonight), saying, oh my god, i heard them doing it and they were listening to:


alanis morissette - you learn



we think they just got married or engaged, because there's a bride barbie and groom ken in their windowbox, and packages keep arriving at their door. would explain the recent lack of humpage...probably pretty busy with all that.

he wants to record them and play them back to them sometime when they're not doing it. heehee!

[Miho Mingu]

You're so lucky. I have never witnessed a couple having sex with music playing around me in all my life. I would've barged in as soon as possible, for whatever reason--whatever. Probably. Possibly. ;p

*KNOCKS FURIOUSLY*

"Help, I'm having a panic attack! I need a glass of water!"

"....Oh, I see what you're doing. Can I borrow this CD?"

[beastieangel01]

hahaha that is hilarious, and awesome. and awesome. and awesome.

[Tzar]

haha. so many times i've been tempted to start applauding when they finish
HAHAHAHA!! (y)
that's fucking ace. :D

[AdRockGRL]

I live in a flat so....My neighbors... listen often to Ricky Martin while they doin'it...and the other ones (the ones who live downstairs) listen to techno music....as Sven Väth or Umek (but they are very young....)

[cosmo105]

yet another note (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/ohmy.jpg) was on their door this morning...we didn't even hear them last night, but apparently someone did. i don't know why they don't take the hint and fuck a little quieter. :confused:

[marsdaddy]

Someone should post a note about their volume really turning them on and wanting to join. That'll shut them up.

You should also give them a "fuck to this" mix, so at least you'll like the music.

[hardnox71]

He's no good for you!
Actually, it sounds like Matt is her balance. Keeps her little ass outta trouble. My balance is no more, therefore I get into all kinds of shit.

It's good to have a balance.

[hardnox71]

yet another note (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/ohmy.jpg) was on their door this morning...we didn't even hear them last night, but apparently someone did. i don't know why they don't take the hint and fuck a little quieter. :confused:
Fucking hilarious, right there.


My neighbors are treated nightly and loudly to the Gaelic sounds of Riverdance when I'm doing it. And every now and then there is actually another person in the room with me while all this is happening. That's when the fun reeeaaaally starts.:D:p