The Ericlee Appreciation Thread

[DandyFop]

Over time I have come to realize Ericlee as a vital part of this board. He is not only funny, but seems like a genuinely good person who has worked hard to get where he is today, maintain a relationship with his wife, and just be an all-around good person.

Thanks for being on the board, dude (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont mind him yet

[DIGI]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, Eric, brace yourself for the coming of the flood of appreciation. The "I always thought Eric was the shit" flood, if you will. Just remember who's been yo nigga since day one.

[Rock]

I always thought Eric was the shit.

[paul jones]

Eric's pics crack me up all the time(y)

[wrongwayandugg]

ericlee for president.

[cosmo105]

he's better than the shit. he's the tits.

[DIGI]

he's better than the shit. he's the tits.


Agreed. He is tits. He single-handedly runs the GIF thread.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't see any tits :mad:

[DIGI]

look under your mattress.

[TurdBerglar]

all i see is some bugs

[ericlee]

xie xie

[Lyman Zerga]

ive changed my mind

[ericlee]

I'm sorry that I exceeded the one paragraph limit.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that really sucked

[ericlee]

start an ericlee unappreciation thread.

[Lyman Zerga]

no

[ericlee]

fixed it.

[Lyman Zerga]

get some backbones, mister

[TurdBerglar]

and line them up to make yourself a spine

[ericlee]

ohhh, I've got more spine than you can imagine.

It's a typical ericlee esque thread. Many views and only an 8th of them are replies.

If it gets more replies then I'll go ahead and make an even more annoying danke reply. If not, just let it drift on to the bottom to rest in the depths below.

In the meantime, I would like to thank Dandy and all the other folks who did their part up thurrr and a mad props to Freebasser for assistance with my avatar.

[Lyman Zerga]

*replies*

[ericlee]

*replies*

oh stop it now, I'm blushing.

[Lyman Zerga]

like i wouldnt do anything for you..you lil sugar cup poopie pie you

im so tired
6am

nighty night

[ericlee]

nighty night to you. It's late thirty here but trying to sleep isn't optional.

I think I'm gonna write some lyrics and edit some new music I've been making, after I tuck wifey in.

[Kid Presentable]

who?

[Pres Zount]

Seconded.

[ericlee]

noone cares about your fag ericlee thread, fag.

[Knuckles]

I appreciate him. (y)

[ericlee]

I appreciate him. (y)

thanks and the feeling's very mutual. Keep up that recording bizz, I know you play some geetar and it'll sound perfect in some songs.

[Yeti]

Ericlee is a Marty Feldman fan so I am a fan.

[yeahwho]

He's the guy who did that one thread about 300+ visitor's and 12 members but nobody saying anything....the waste of bandwidth thread, I was one of the members but I couldn't bring myself to join in, because I'm not down with that.

Animated gif wiz....

he's cool.

Seems to always bring his A game.

[Freebasser]

He's alright I suppose;)

[enree erzweglle]

Yes and this was my favorite (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1183981&postcount=1) of his posts. :D (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

i think i like him :(

[cookiepuss]

just stoping by to say I too appreciate Eric.(y)

[g-mile7]

nuthin but love homie'(y)

[alexandra]

yep, very decent guy. all good. :)

[ericlee]

1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is
only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle
king dong)

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.


+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

[ericlee]

sorry, it was just some interesting stuff that I found and didn't feel like making a new thread about it.:D

[beastiegirrl101]

I like eric, and I think he looks just like his dad.

[TurdBerglar]

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.



bullshit

[g-mile7]

Ericlee aint nuthin to fuck with'

[ericlee]

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.



bullshit

yeah, while everything seems to be accurate, that's the one I couldn't bring myself to believe either.

If this is a nationwide survey, it may possibly be real.

[alexandra]

80% of American men are circumsized.
woah. it's very common then. i read 60% somewhere, and thought that was a high percentage.

[beastiegirrl101]

an uncircumsized weeny is not attractive to look at.

[ericlee]

an uncircumsized weeny is not attractive to look at.

smegma

n : a white secretion of the sebaceous glands of the foreskin


HURKulese

[beastiegirrl101]

smegma

n : a white secretion of the sebaceous glands of the foreskin


HURKulese


I've got a GREAT story for that.

*barf*

[TAL]

I have a GREAT solution for that.

*wash*

[beastiegirrl101]

so you've got experience with it then TAL?

[TAL]

Sure, it has happened.

[Lyman Zerga]

hard to believe but tal is only human

[TurdBerglar]

we all know tal's a robot

[Lyman Zerga]

you would make a cock cheese robot?

[ericlee]

I'm sure he can sell it on ebay.

[zippo]

i definitely agree on his "board progress", hehe, or maybe it was me who mistook him for someone not worth appreciating before. hes got a good heart, good person, from what ive read of him. knows what he wants in life, and got it. him and knuckles are probably one of the two most good hearted people on the board, its something that should be validated and noted if these appreciation type threads serve for anything.

(y)

[ericlee]

i definitely agree on his "board progress", hehe, or maybe it was me who mistook him for someone not worth appreciating before. hes got a good heart, good person, from what ive read of him. knows what he wants in life, and got it. him and knuckles are probably one of the two most good hearted people on the board, its something that should be validated and noted if these appreciation type threads serve for anything.

(y)

Thanks again everyone. That friendship award I got in 5th grade was no lie.

There used to be this one kid in my class who shouldn't have been in a regular school because he appeared retarded so, everyone picked on him.

This kid's favorite singer was Bob Seiger. My mom had a Bob Seiger tape so, I gave it to him at school one day. The smile was priceless and everyone didn't mess with him afterwards because.. I'm not even going to brag but they knew better.

So yeah, it's true. I've got a big fucking heart.

[Tzar]

memories of ericlee: his guns (y)
edit: not his arms, his assault rifle and other random things.

[paul jones]

I owe Eric several pints of lager(y)

[ericlee]

memories of ericlee: his guns (y)
edit: not his arms, his assault rifle and other random things.

my Rambo days are over now, thank god.

My weapon of choice now is my new axe. A guitar that is.

[Knuckles]

This kid's favorite singer was Bob Seiger. My mom had a Bob Seiger tape so, I gave it to him at school one day. The smile was priceless and everyone didn't mess with him afterwards because.. I'm not even going to brag but they knew better.



Echewta told me he still listens to that tape every single day.(y)

[ericlee]

sorry Echewta. The secret's out.

I'll make sure to keep it a secret about the Kenny G tape I gave you.

[avignon]

*appreciating*

[Lyman Zerga]

ok ok

some way to buy ericlee merchandise?

[Sarky Devotchka]

he seems like a normal man.

[voltanapricot]

He was around when I first came here two years ago (bloody hell) and I still think he's the dog's bollocks. (y)

[trailerprincess]

I used to work with someone called Eric Lee. He was a nice chap as I am sure you are.

[ericlee]

He was around when I first came here two years ago (bloody hell) and I still think he's the dog's bollocks. (y)

yeah, the best one yet(y) I'm the dog's bollocks and I wear my red rocket hat with pride.

I'm quite Abby Normal too.

[Echewta]

Ericlee, close your eyes
Let that rhythm get into you
Dont try to fight it
There aint nothin that you can do
Relax your mind
Lay back and groove with mine
You got to feel the heat
And we can ride the boogie

[kaiser soze]

he has tits?

ericlee is the shits

i'm curious...does he know kung fu?

[ericlee]

nope, I don't know Kung Fu but the wife knows Chinese Kung Fu.

I only know basic hand to hand that the army taught me and some some correctional officer training.

and dammit, I spelled Bob Segar wrong.

Damn you Echewta, I got a 2 weeks grounding for that. I hope you enjoy it.

What song are those lyrics from? They seem fimiliar.