An example of my recent luck

[DIGI]

So two days ago, I bought a new car. Its a Hyundia Elantra GLS. Diggin it. Anyway, yesterday was the first day I drove it to work. It was just a normal day. I parked in my usual spot, took a girl I work with to lunch, and came back, but couldn't find a parking spot. So, the girl I was with told me to park in the other lot. This lot has more spaces, but the size of each lot is smaller. So, I leave work, get to my car and there is a huge fucking dent on the back driver side and huge scrapes running along the back door. Thankfully, she left a note on my windshield because she had to get to her other job. Anyway, the people I work with tell me she's pretty hot, so I guess Im gonna have to try to turn these lemons into lemonade. Shit still sucks, though.
:(

[ToucanSpam]

Just do her up the ass then call it a day. Maybe get a BMT from Subway on the way home.

[DIGI]

Just do her up the ass then call it a day. Maybe get a BMT from Subway on the way home.

You are my rock, Pat.

[ToucanSpam]

Steelers still suck, though. World Champion is not enough!

[DipDipDive]

The pill popping hypochondriac I work with backed into my car a few weeks ago in the parking lot at my job. When I clocked out, she was pacing around the driveway in circles trying to figure out the best way to break the news to me. Funny thing was, she had hit my car like 4 hours prior to that and had sat in her office agonizing over it until I was getting ready to leave for the day. Good thing I don't really give two shits.

I'd love to know what her insurance rates are like considering the fact that she drove into someone's house a few years ago while she was hopped up on happy tabs.

[paul jones]

(n) So two days ago, I bought a new car. Its a Hyundia Elantra GLS. Diggin it. Anyway, yesterday was the first day I drove it to work. It was just a normal day. I parked in my usual spot, took a girl I work with to lunch, and came back, but couldn't find a parking spot. So, the girl I was with told me to park in the other lot. This lot has more spaces, but the size of each lot is smaller. So, I leave work, get to my car and there is a huge fucking dent on the back driver side and huge scrapes running along the back door. Thankfully, she left a note on my windshield because she had to get to her other job. Anyway, the people I work with tell me she's pretty hot, so I guess Im gonna have to try to turn these lemons into lemonade. Shit still sucks, though.
:(

nightmare!,sorry about that unfortunate incident

[DIGI]

The pill popping hypochondriac I work with backed into my car a few weeks ago in the parking lot at my job. When I clocked out, she was pacing around the driveway in circles trying to figure out the best way to break the news to me. Funny thing was, she had hit my car like 4 hours prior to that and had sat in her office agonizing over it until I was getting ready to leave for the day. Good thing I don't really give two shits.

I'd love to know what her insurance rates are like considering the fact that she drove into someone's house a few years ago while she was hopped up on happy tabs.


HA!(y)

[DIGI]

(n)

nightmare!,sorry about that unfortunate incident


Thanks, bro. Kinda like Lara, I really dont care. The only thing that bugs me is that it happened on the first day I owned it. Im more annoyed at my luck than I am at the damage. I would kind of enjoy it if she was a pill poppin hypochondriac instead of a cute chick.

[abcdefz]

First day!? That really sucks. I would probably take the opportunity to sulk a bit.

[DIGI]

First day!? That really sucks. I would probably take the opportunity to sulk a bit.

Im not the type and sulking wouldn't help anything. My philosophy is "The glass should always be half full. If it isn't half full, fuck it."

[mikizee]

im a realist. the glass isnt half full or half empty, its half filled.

[abcdefz]

Instant gratification takes too long.

[Echewta]

Do you really want to marry a girl that crashes into cars and leaves a note? Are you rich? Think about this more sir.

[HEIRESS]

I like those lil hyundai hatchbacks, Id totally pull up my skirt in one of those babies

[Echewta]

so you could pee? :confused:

[Kid Presentable]

My girl keyed the fuck out of some nice car parked too close to her. And we go round leaving notes on 4WDs about all the money they spent on the big piece of shit.

[DIGI]

I like those lil hyundai hatchbacks, Id totally pull up my skirt in one of those babies


Its not a hatchback, but all that means is that the back seat has more room.;)

[HEIRESS]

not a hatchback eh....hmmm well ok but you better be buying me ice cream afterwards though

HOT EATS COOL TREATS NOBODY DOES IT LIKE DQ

[DIGI]

How about a Peanut Bust-on-her-face Parfait?

[HEIRESS]

baby, Ill sit on your face and glaze you like a donut with more of that talk

[DIGI]

Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh. I might be the doughnut, but you'll be the one cream-filled.;)

[HEIRESS]

well gimme 2 no 6 NO 12 BAKERS DOZEN!

[DIGI]

THE OVEN'S GETTIN' HOT!!!!!!!!!!

[HEIRESS]

ok Ill go put my shoes on and freshen my lipstick, seeyah in 10.

[ToucanSpam]

well gimme 2 no 6 NO 12 BAKERS DOZEN!

You that I'm crazy for them cupcakes COUSINNNNNNNNN

[DIGI]

ok Ill go put my shoes on and freshen my lipstick, seeyah in 10.


Forget the lipstick, just jump in a mud puddle. I like it dirty.

[DIGI]

You that I'm crazy for them cupcakes COUSINNNNNNNNN


Dude...............the punch bowl is not in this thread.

[HEIRESS]

score, how about I go pee and not wipe either?

[DIGI]

Gimme that freshly squeezed womanade!!!!!

[The Notorious LOL]

amazes me how a thread about a fender bender can take a turn for the gross here on BBMB.

[DIGI]

My response=your sig

[The Notorious LOL]

I was wit it til Airesse said she wouldnt wipe, then the thread made that record fly off the needle RRRRRRRRTTTTT! noise

[DIGI]

I loves me the womanade. Wrote a song about about it. Like a here we, here we go.. I love drinkin Airesse's womanade. AHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAA.

[The Notorious LOL]

yo i like the snare on that track. Its intense like a pack of rabid bassett hounds.

[ericlee]

by the looks of it, making this thread has just upped your luck even more. Mr. Krispy Kreme.