Cameras Everywhere and Silicone Tits.

[Kid Presentable]

This is regarding this years' edition of Oz Big Brother. These fuckwits all look like they were picked because they'd look good on magazine covers. That girl with the silicone tits will be the ratings winner for 'Uncut', methinks.

The talent pool in this country is so diluted, people won't go to uni to get jobs in the media, they'll just get on BB, or Idol.

I want them to set the house on fire while evrybody sleeps, and film the ensuing panic. That would be mad entertaining. Either that, or introduce an intruder with HIV and have someone sleep with them. Clearly, I'm ahead of my time.

[ToucanSpam]

America's Big Brother 7 is an all-star version.


WHAT UP KAYSAR!!!!

[Kid Presentable]

Or you could put a few drops of that stuff that causes cystisis into the toilet paper.

[alexandra]

it's pretty much the same everywhere. they don't pick the people in the way they used to. before there was variation (at least on the swedish BB), now just a bunch of clones.

[Freebasser]

I lost interest about 4 years ago when they stopped picking normal people and started picking wackos.

[Pres Zount]

I didn't lose interest, because I never had any.

[zorra_chiflada]

pic?

anyway, i always wanted to be in the bb house to make all the girls cry and feel bad about themselves. and just be as nasty as possible.

[befsquire]

luckily, i am not being subjected to the american version, or any other version, of big brother.

however, i would like a set of $10,000 tits. if we could please start up a collection now with the entire board paying for them, i'll post a pic in the boobies thread after the surgery. kthnx.

[zorra_chiflada]

if i got some, joe wouldn't touch them. i'm quite satisfied with my disappointing set - "lack" and "thereof"

[zorra_chiflada]

id have a chance to get in as the token "alternative and not that attractive but is a bit of a tomboy and has a good personality" girl.

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd be the 'has potential, but will remain in the fake-tittied girl's shadow' girl.

Like 'damn, if that girl lost 10kgs...and got a nose job...maybe did some shit with her hair...'

My personality ain't worth as much as my (non-existent) looks.

Shit, I still could get a cover on FHM or Ralph...maybe Zoo...they got people to airbrush and shit. Some SERIOUS airbrushing.
Isn't that why all the ladies go into the house? To be some slutbag in a bikini with a legitimate promotional modelling 'career' and a couple of men's magazine covers to remind them that they're still attractive?
Take a look at ex-Price is right model Serita - she's some dimwit in a Dodo commercial now. Talk about a career that's going places.

Hint: It's less effort if you just send a piccie of yourself into Picture magazine, girls from BB06...oh, and PROMOTIONAL MODELLING ISN'T REALLY MODELLING. IT'S LIKE HOOKING WITH CLOTHES ON.

that's what you get for being hot.

[hardnox71]

And don't even get me started on that slutbag with the fake titties. At least I didn't have to fork out 10G for mine.
Neither did I. Mine were a "gift".

[hardnox71]

however, i would like a set of $10,000 tits. if we could please start up a collection now with the entire board paying for them, i'll post a pic in the boobies thread after the surgery. kthnx.
Well, Bef, so we can really see medical technology at work here I think you should post before/after pictures.


And, well, you know, since you brought the whole thing up, well, I was thinking you could kinda post the 'before' pictures, well, right now.

Strictly for educational purposes, of course, I mean, since you brought it up and all.

I already talked to Deaf about it. He said it's cool.


No, really. He did. Ask him.







































Had to give it a shot.:D

[hardnox71]

hahahaha...yeah, If i got a dollar for everytime someone tells me how 'lucky' I am to have boobs like this, i'd be rich. And then I could afford to pass the joy on and give someone some fake titties.


On second thought, maybe you're just saying that someone else paid for your boobs...now i've confused myself.
I'm a guy, girlie. I don't have any boobs. It was a joke and yes I was saying that some sugardaddy paid for my fake tits.

[hardnox71]

I didn't know that. Maybe you should point that shit out to unsuspecting idiots like me.

Y'know, before I put my foot in it.

:D
What? And ruin the fun for everyone?



Not a chance!:D

[Freebasser]

:confused:

[hardnox71]

I can't tell if someone is a guy or a girl on here unless their names indicate their gender.

I really am an idiot :p

Sorry. You're probably a very masculine, manly man. Who enjoys boobs and stuff.
I'm not oozing testosterone but, yes, I have a faint recollection of what boobs are as I recall I did like them.


It's been a while. I mean a while.:(

[zorra_chiflada]

hahahaha...yeah, If i got a dollar for everytime someone tells me how 'lucky' I am to have boobs like this, i'd be rich. And then I could afford to pass the joy on and give someone some fake titties.


On second thought, maybe you're just saying that someone else paid for your boobs...now i've confused myself.

haha. i get a lot of "susan, you're a really interesting person"

[Kid Presentable]

haha. i get a lot of "susan, you're a really interesting person"
Me too. And I'm all: "Name's not susan, yo."

[mikizee]

this year's big brother sucks. and big brother 'adults only' has been nothing but a sausage fest!!! no titties at all!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

and instead of karen spending 10Gs on her gross boobs, she should have spent half that amount and had that fucking thing cut off her face!
she is fucking foul. and camilla, her skin is so bad, she looks like waaay too many guys have jizzed on her face.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. I know all about that girls' tits though.

[zorra_chiflada]

Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. I know all about that girls' tits though.

which is the one with the tits? is she a model or something?

[mikizee]

there was a mother and a daughter in there, and they both had fake titties. the mother was karen, who was very ugly and has a large mole/wart on her face, and her daughter is krystal who would be the sexiest thing ever if her personality didnt get in the way. they went in the house and pretended they were strangers for 2 weeks before they admitted to the other housemates that they were mother and daughter. i hate them both, esp. the mother.

[Kid Presentable]

I understand that women might feel like they need silicone tits. But they're only doing it to please men. That's screwed up. I don't inflate my nuts with gelatin and wear bike shorts to impress the ladies. Ah the gender dichotomy.

[zorra_chiflada]

hah, sounds like it sucks so hard. lucky we don't get it herrre in ole tasmania

[Tzar]

pic?

anyway, i always wanted to be in the bb house to make all the girls cry and feel bad about themselves. and just be as nasty as possible.
no effense but you'd be voted out within the first 2 weeks.. that's not having a go at ya, well yeah it is, but i'm just saying that a person like you will not last long.

krystal is hot; she's a fucking dickhead but she's hot. i'd give her a squirt or two.

anna is hot but... she really is a magnificant cunt (thanks Inside Man).

[zorra_chiflada]

but i'm totally hot :(