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monkey

05-22-2006, 08:09 AM

so.. what are you?

What are you?

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[X] You love school
[X] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 5

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[X] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 2

ASIAN

[X] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[X] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[x] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 7

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[X] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[x] You never like to wear pants
[x] You instigate in fights
[X] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 8

Now count up the x's in the group and that's your race

im am an asian latina. i knew that.

Nuzzolese

05-22-2006, 08:16 AM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[x] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 3

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[x] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 3

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[ ] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[ ] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[x] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 2

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[x] You always steal things
[x] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 6

Ai papi

Lyman Zerga

05-22-2006, 08:18 AM

so.. what are you?

What are you?

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[x] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 5

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[x] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 2

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[ ] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[x] You are short
[ ] You own a calculator
[x] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 7

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[ ] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[ ] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[x] You instigate in fights
[x] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton

mainly nigga

Tzar

05-22-2006, 08:23 AM

Lyman Zerga

05-22-2006, 08:29 AM

yo bro

Funky Pepp

05-22-2006, 09:06 AM

What about the Real-Age-Test

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[x] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ ] you like pink or light blue clothes
[ ] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[ ] you like destroying stuff
[ ] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=1

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[ ] you can walk
[ ] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[ ] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)
x=0

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[ ] you hate school
[ ] you like sleeping - in class
[x] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[ ] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[ ] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[ ] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys
x=2

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[x] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[ ] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[x] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[x] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=5

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[x] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[x] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ ] you start liking babys
x=4

Close, but still: Young adult :)

Lyman Zerga

05-22-2006, 09:18 AM

What about the Real-Age-Test

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[ ] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[x] you like pink or light blue clothes
[ ] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[x] you watch the teletubbies
[ ] you like destroying stuff
[ ] you like your parents and your parents like you

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[x] you can walk
[ ] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[ ] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[x] you hate school
[ ] you like sleeping - in class
[ ] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[ ] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[ ] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[50/50 ] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[ ] you like partys

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[ ] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[ ] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[ ] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[ ] you like partys and clubs
[x] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=5

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[x] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[x] you start liking babys

im an old fartsie

monkey

05-22-2006, 09:20 AM

What about the Real-Age-Test
)

theres nothing racist about age :(

Funky Pepp

05-22-2006, 09:20 AM

never mind. that's okay. :)

not unless your old enough to be threatened by other people ;)

Tzar

05-22-2006, 09:23 AM

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[ ] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ ] you like pink or light blue clothes
[x] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[x] you like destroying stuff
[ ] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=2

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[x] you can walk
[ ] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[x] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)
x=2

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[ ] you hate school
[ ] you like sleeping - in class
[ ] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[ ] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[x] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[x] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys
x=3

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[x] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[ ] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[x] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=5

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[x] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[ ] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ ] you start liking babys
x=3

meh.. old teen, sif i didn't see that coming though

alexandra

05-22-2006, 09:31 AM

i'm pretty sure i'm european.

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1;
YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[x] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[ ] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[ ] you like partys and clubs
[x] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x = 4

2;
OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[x] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[ ] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ ] you start liking babys
x = 3

3; i'm a baby, 'cause i like destroying stuff.

Echewta

05-22-2006, 10:12 AM

Where the white women at?

Sarky Devotchka

05-22-2006, 10:26 AM

WHITE

[x] You play hockey as a sport (does wishing you played count?)
[x] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[ ] You can't jump
[x] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[x] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 4.5

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[x] You love chicken
[x] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[x] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[x] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 6

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[ ] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[X] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[x] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 5

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[x] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[x] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[x] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 7

how come there are so many more choices for Latino? THIS TEST IS FLAWED! I'M BLACK!

Lex Diamonds

05-22-2006, 11:12 AM

Bob

05-22-2006, 11:51 AM

so.. what are you?

What are you?

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[x] You love school
[x] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 5

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 2

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[x] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 4

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[ ] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 1

i am white and a little asian. i'm caucasian

Lex Diamonds

05-22-2006, 12:14 PM

They don't have Kool Aid in England, fuck.
Yeah, England is shit.

I do like to drink it though. (y)

b-grrrlie

05-22-2006, 12:25 PM

So I'm Asian with the huge 3/2 winning over the others, and I'm old with the whole 2 points....

Cooky Puss

05-22-2006, 12:31 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[x] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[] You love school
[X] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 5

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[x] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[x] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 5

ASIAN

[] Math is your best skill
[] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[x] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 4

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[] You like sneaking into places
[] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[] You never like to wear pants
[] You instigate in fights
[] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 3

Eh... I'm Black and White. I'm Grey. Does't that mean I'm boring? :(

bigblu89

05-22-2006, 12:47 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[x] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 3

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[x] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[x] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[x] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 7

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[ ] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[ ] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals (do double pluggers count?)
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 1

LATINO

[x] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 5

I guess that makes me part black, part latino

Chicka B

05-22-2006, 02:26 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[ ] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 1

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[x] You love chicken
[x] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[x] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[x] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 7

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[x] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 5

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[x] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[x] You never like to wear pants
[x] You instigate in fights
[x] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 9

¿Soy Latino? It's like I'm everything Except my real race. :p

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[ ] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ ] you like pink or light blue clothes
[x] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[x] you like destroying stuff
[x] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=4

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[x] you can walk
[ ] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[x] your parents like you
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV
x=2

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you
[x] you hate school
[x] you like sleeping - in class
[ ] you don't like walking
[ ] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[ ] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[x] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys
x=4

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[ ] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[ ] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[ ] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=4

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[x] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[x] you start liking babys
x=4

I got 4 on all of them except kid! :eek:

jennyb

05-22-2006, 03:03 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[x] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 4

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 2

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 3

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 3

uh, yeah, I'm a cracker

The Notorious LOL

05-22-2006, 05:48 PM

I like how most people did NOT check "you are scared of saying the n word" even though 99% of you would never utter it aloud around someone who is black.

Lyman Zerga

05-22-2006, 05:53 PM

but that wasnt the question

Chicka B

05-22-2006, 05:59 PM

Well I'm not scared to say it. I just wouldn't. I don't fear saying a stupid word, there's much worse things to be afraid of. If the thing was "You wouldn't say the N word" then I'd be like "X". You know? ;)

TAL

05-22-2006, 06:00 PM

[ ] you can walk

:eek:

Tzar

05-22-2006, 06:00 PM

I like how most people did NOT check "you are scared of saying the n word" even though 99% of you would never utter it aloud around someone who is black.
shut the fuck up, niggahz

ToucanSpam

05-22-2006, 06:03 PM

WHITE

[X] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[X] You listen to rock
[X] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[X] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 4

BLACK

[X] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[X] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[X] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[ ] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[X] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 4

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[ ] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 3

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[X] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[ ] You love rice
[X] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[x] You never like to wear pants
[x] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 5

I'm everything but mostly Latino? Right.

ToucanSpam

05-22-2006, 06:08 PM

What about the Real-Age-Test

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[ ] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ ] you like pink or light blue clothes
[x] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[x] you like destroying stuff
[x] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=3

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[x] you can walk
[x] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[ ] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)
x=2

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[x] you hate school
[ ] you like sleeping - in class
[ ] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[x] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[ ] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[x ] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys
x=4

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[x] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[x] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[x] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[ ] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=6

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[x] you listen to the music you like
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[x] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ ] you start liking babys
x=3

Right where I should be, Young Adult.

fucktopgirl

05-22-2006, 06:11 PM

So toucan,,euh you dont like sex or porn??
Not normal for a male,really!

Drederick Tatum

05-22-2006, 06:17 PM

I came in here expecting alot more racism.

ToucanSpam

05-22-2006, 06:23 PM

I came in here expecting alot more racism.
WETBACK

Happy?

ggirlballa

05-22-2006, 06:24 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[x] You get your clothes at American Eagle
[x] You always have money
[ ] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[x] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[X] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 5

BLACK

[x ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ x] You love chicken
[ x] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 5

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[ ] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[ ] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 2

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[x ] You always steal things
[X] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[x] You like to watch Telemundo
[x] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[X] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[x] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 11

so i am Latina both in this test and real life!.....:D

zorra_chiflada

05-22-2006, 06:25 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[ ] You can't jump
[x] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[X] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 3

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[x] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[x] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 3

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[x] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 5

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 3

i'm an asian :cool:

kleptomaniac

05-22-2006, 06:29 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[ ] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[ ] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 2

BLACK

[X] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[X] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 3

ASIAN

[X] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[X] You don't like to play sports
[x] You like karaoke
total = 6

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ ] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[X] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 4

i'm asian latina?? :confused:

right on. :cool: (y)

Freebasser

05-22-2006, 06:59 PM

You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
You like to watch Laguna beach
You like to drink Kool-Aid
You like to play basketball or [American] football as your sport
You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
Baseball is your sport
You love soda
You like to watch Telemundo

Fuckin' septics.

zippo

05-22-2006, 07:02 PM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ x] You wear tight pants
[x] You love school
[] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[x ] You like to watch Laguna beach

BLACK

[ x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[ ] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words

ASIAN

[] Math is your best skill
[] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[] You are short
[] You own a calculator
[x] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ x] You don't like to play sports
[] You like karaoke

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[x] You like sneaking into places
[x] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[ x] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[] You never like to wear pants
[] You instigate in fights
[x] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton

latinasa

zippo

05-22-2006, 07:09 PM

What about the Real-Age-Test

BABY (0-3 years)
[ x] you like crying
[x] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ x] you like pink or light blue clothes
[ x] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[ x] you like destroying stuff
[ x] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=1

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[ x] you can walk
[ x] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[ ] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[ ] you hate school
[ ] you like sleeping - in class
[] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[ x] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[ ] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[ ] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[x] you get along with your parents somehow
[ x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[x] you like sex (or at least watching porn)

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[x] you don't care what others think about your style
[] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ x] you start liking babys

so im 0-3 years, and i feel comfortable with the outcome

Rawr

05-22-2006, 09:18 PM

WHITE

[] You play hockey as a sport
[] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[] You always have money
[] You listen to rock
[] You can't jump
[] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[x] You wear tight pants
[] You love school
[x] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 2 ...lmao

BLACK

[x] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[] You love chicken
[] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[] You like to wear hats
[] You hate school
[] You wear baggy pants
[] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[] You're always broke
[] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 1

ASIAN

[] Math is your best skill
[] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[] You are short
[] You own a calculator
[x] You like to wear sandals
[] You have nice car(s)
[] You don't like to play sports
[] You like karaoke
total = 2

LATINO

[] Baseball is your sport
[x] You always steal things
[x] You like sneaking into places
[] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[x] You always take your time
[] You love soda
[] You like to watch Telemundo
[] You never like to wear pants
[] You instigate in fights
[] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 5[/QUOTE]

I'm just latino..lol

vickista

05-23-2006, 02:38 AM

What about the Real-Age-Test

BABY (0-3 years)
[ ] you like crying
[x] you need more than 14 hours sleep
[ ] you like pink or light blue clothes
[ ] you like milk or other mushy food
[ ] you can't walk
[ ] you watch the teletubbies
[x] you like destroying stuff
[ ] you like your parents and your parents like you
x=1

KID (3-10 years)
[ ] you like bad music
[ ] you get up very early and get on you parent's nerves
[ ] you like sweaters with bees or cars on it
[ ] you can walk
[ ] you like school
[ ] you like playing outside
[ ] your parents like you (most of the time)
[ ] you like to watch stuff like Colt Sievers on TV (dunno what it is today)
x=0

TEEN (10-19 years)
[ ] you hate your parents and your parents hate you)
[x] you hate school
[x] you like sleeping - in class
[ ] you don't like walking (especially when it's a promenade
with you parents)
[ ] you like french-kissing and petting (but not those words)
[ ] if you're a boy you like masturbating at least 4 times a day,
if you're a girl you cry because of a boy at least 4 times a day
[x] you like clothes your parents are likely to hate,
either because of the price or because of the look
[x] you like music your parents are likely to hate
[x] you like partys
x=5

YOUNG ADULTS (19-30 years)
[ ] you know your alcohol-limit (even if you don't accept it always)
[ ] you get along with your parents somehow
[x] you sleep whenever you feel like sleeping
[ ] you wear the right clothes to be admired by your friends
[ ] you listen to the right music to be admired by your friends
[ ] you don't have to walk - you use a car instead
[x] you like partys and clubs
[ ] you like sex (or at least watching porn)
x=2

OLD PEOPLE (30 years - god-only-knows)
[ ] you are over 30
[ ] you drink medicine with at least 40% vol.
[ ] you stumble and think about buying an walking-aid.
[ ] you don't care what others think about your style
[ ] you listen to the music you like which causes a lot of confusion to
the iTunes store, because they don't know which favourites to offer
[ ] you like sex, but sleeping is very important, too
[ ] you visit you parents from time to time and pull yourself together,
so the nice and calm family-weekend won't be spoiled
[ ] you don't go out as much as you'd like to
[ ] you start liking babys
x=0

Teen. i was expecting that.

Rancid_Beasties

05-23-2006, 02:58 AM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[x] You always have money
[x] You listen to rock
[x] You can't jump
[x] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[ ] You wear tight pants
[x] You love school
[x] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 6

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[x] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[x] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[ ] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 2

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[x] You love technology and can't live without it
[x] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[x] You own a calculator
[ ] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[ ] You don't like to play sports
[ ] You like karaoke
total = 3

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[ ] You like sneaking into places
[ ] You love beans
[x] You love rice
[x] You also love Hot sauce
[ ] You always take your time
[x] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[ ] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 3

vickista

05-23-2006, 03:05 AM

avignon

05-23-2006, 04:34 AM

There's only four races?

vickista

05-23-2006, 04:57 AM

There's only four races?
i know, he's only allowing limited racist fun:( (n)

BangkokB

05-23-2006, 09:53 AM

Japanese people have big eye envy. Every animation they make have people with huge eyes. That and they like pornos where the dildos are bigger than their weewees. Now my normal life is colliding with my board life bc I don't know if I've said this bf on here

beastieangel01

05-23-2006, 11:43 AM

WHITE

[ ] You play hockey as a sport
[ ] You get your clothes at American Eagle and Old Navy
[ ] You always have money
[X] You listen to rock
[ ] You can't jump
[ ] You're scared of saying the n***** word
[X] You wear tight pants
[X] You love school
[ ] You own a pair of DC's/Etnies/Vans
[ ] You like to watch Laguna beach
total = 3

BLACK

[ ] You like to drink Kool-Aid
[X] You love chicken
[ ] You like to play basketball or football as your sport
[ ] You go to AJ Wright or Marshalls to get your clothes
[ ] You like to wear hats
[ ] You hate school
[ ] You wear baggy pants
[X] You like to listen to Rap, Hip Hop, and R&B
[X] You're always broke
[ ] You say n***** after 85% of your words
total = 3

ASIAN

[ ] Math is your best skill
[X] You love technology and can't live without it
[X] You eat Chinese food
[ ] You are short
[X] You own a calculator
[X] You like to wear sandals
[ ] You have nice car(s)
[X] You don't like to play sports
[X] You like karaoke
total = 6

LATINO

[ ] Baseball is your sport
[ ] You always steal things
[X] You like sneaking into places
[X] You love beans
[X] You love rice
[X] You also love Hot sauce
[X] You always take your time
[ ] You love soda
[ ] You like to watch Telemundo
[ ] You never like to wear pants
[ ] You instigate in fights
[X] You understand this: "Mira muchacho el diablo!"
[ ] You like Batchata, Merengue y Reggaeton
total = 6

asian latino!