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abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:10 AM
1) ...with all the hatred women have toward men, why don't you just... stop. Slow it down. Be really fucking picky, and wait for a man to prove himself worthy before you go throwing your heart to him.

2) If some guy is such an asshole,

A) Why aren't you glad you're rid of him?

B) Why do you give a flying fuck what his opinion is about you?


3) If you're really really confused and can't figure things out, maybe it's because he said what he actually meant, and you just won't accept that. Perhaps because you don't always mean what you say...?

Lex Diamonds
05-23-2006, 11:11 AM
Preach it, brotha! (y)

Freebasser
05-23-2006, 11:21 AM
aMEN

ericlee
05-23-2006, 11:23 AM
it can go either way though.

I've had some friends who always complained about their girlfriend treating them badly and when she left them, all they could do is piss and moan about how much they miss her.

I dunno, people are just strange when it comes to these things.

Qdrop
05-23-2006, 11:25 AM
1) ...with all the hatred women have toward men, why don't you just... stop. Slow it down. Be really fucking picky, and wait for a man to prove himself worthy before you go throwing your heart to him.

2) If some guy is such an asshole,

A) Why aren't you glad you're rid of him?

B) Why do you give a flying fuck what his opinion is about you?


3) If you're really really confused and can't figure things out, maybe it's because he said what he actually meant, and you just won't accept that. Perhaps because you don't always mean what you say...?

EASILY the smartest post AZ has ever made.

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:27 AM
Yeah, but your friends are... um.... "special."


*cough masochists cough* :)



Refer them to craigslist for all their special needs.

P of R
05-23-2006, 11:28 AM
Well said.

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:35 AM
...notice how quickly the women flock in here to defend the insanity?

I don't hate women -- I'm pretty sure I like women more than most men do, in fact -- but I can't stand sheer untenable irrationality. Especially when it overtakes otherwise-savvy people.

Randetica
05-23-2006, 11:36 AM
i like it here

makes me feel safe

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:42 AM
:D

Kid Presentable
05-23-2006, 11:43 AM
Can anybody in here work a juicer?

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:44 AM
I can. I think I still have one. Don't I?

I wonder if that made the move. Jeez -- it's been almost 11 months. :eek:

Kid Presentable
05-23-2006, 11:46 AM
Fuckin shrunk my T-shirt.

I've started a pornographic photo series with my girl call 'Whorez doin Chorez' and it's her hanging out laundry and emptying recycling in slutty underwear.

Should be a winner.

enree erzweglle
05-23-2006, 11:46 AM
It's how some people work it out. It doesn't mean that the person is necessarily pining. Just going :eek: and "can you believe how assy s/he was" and when that person says that enough times, it's out of his or her system or it starts being that way.

Some guys do it too; they maybe just do it slightly differently.

cosmo105
05-23-2006, 11:46 AM
^i could get a Champion 1/3 horsepower deluxe stainless steel model within the next hour if needed.


the heart makes us do stupid things. i'll be the first to admit i've put up with some ridiculous shit and been pretty miserable over guys. but now that i'm in a stable, healthy, awesome relationship that i'm really happy with...well, i would never settle for anything less.

humans - both sexes - are pretty dumb.

DandyFop
05-23-2006, 11:46 AM
...notice how quickly the women flock in here to defend the insanity?

I don't hate women -- I'm pretty sure I like women more than most men do, in fact -- but I can't stand sheer untenable irrationality. Especially when it overtakes otherwise-savvy people.

I like that, if we had all rushed in here to defend women, we would have gotten shit, but since some of us chose not to, we're getting shit for that instead.

Can't win, I suppose.

monkey
05-23-2006, 11:50 AM
Fuckin shrunk my T-shirt.

I've started a pornographic photo series with my girl call 'Whorez doin Chorez' and it's her hanging out laundry and emptying recycling in slutty underwear.

Should be a winner.

wow. as stupid as this post is, i laughed really loud. snort-a-rific loud.

Kid Presentable
05-23-2006, 11:53 AM
wow. as stupid as this post is, i laughed really loud. snort-a-rific loud.
I'm not lying.

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 11:53 AM
I like that, if we had all rushed in here to defend women, we would have gotten shit, but since some of us chose not to, we're getting shit for that instead.

Can't win, I suppose.


No -- I'd honestly like to hear some sound reasoning.

It bugs the crap out of me that people who have lived enough and seen enough to castigate an entire gender can't seem to heed their own warnings, thinking maybe the poison will be different this time.

Fact is: there's a good chance that what you're looking for is a rarity. Sad, but probably true. So why don't you take your time and inspect that diamond before making a commitment?

I'm tired of all men getting painted with the same brush. (n)

enree erzweglle
05-23-2006, 11:55 AM
I have a friend who does this complaining thing. She will go to one friend, pour out her Guy Story, then move to the next friend and do the same thing. She does this until she gets to the end of the line wrt her friends and then she starts all over again, this time layering things with the various interpretations of her other friends. By the time she's finished, she's completely turned around (confused and further doubting herself) and also by then, none of us (her friends) really just want to be free of it all. It's annoying and tiresome and childish.

I have a male friend who does the same thing--just not with his romances but rather with just about every quasi-major decision that crosses his doorstep. He jumps from friend to friend, lays it all out to each one, and then does a compare and contrast with all of the various opinions and by the time he finishes a few rounds of that, he's completely confused and usually has a headache, which he complains about.

monkey
05-23-2006, 11:56 AM
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE THE SAME WAY.

women are grouped are whores and saints. and unfortunately, most women arent perfect, so the lose their sainthood really quickly. every one of you men out there are always hoping you'll find a good woman that will erase your memory of the bitch that fucked you over. same shit. except you dont cry about it on a message board. :rolleyes:

enree erzweglle
05-23-2006, 11:56 AM
I'm tired of all men getting painted with the same brush. (n)
Sounds like you're doing it, though. Generalizing. Not all women do what you're describing.

ericlee
05-23-2006, 11:58 AM
NEWSFLASH: MEN ARE THE SAME WAY.

women are grouped are whores and saints. and unfortunately, most women arent perfect, so the lose their sainthood really quickly. every one of you men out there are always hoping you'll find a good woman that will erase your memory of the bitch that fucked you over. same shit. except you dont cry about it on a message board. :rolleyes:

ahem, yeah.

it can go either way though.

I've had some friends who always complained about their girlfriend treating them badly and when she left them, all they could do is piss and moan about how much they miss her.

I dunno, people are just strange when it comes to these things.

cosmo105
05-23-2006, 12:00 PM
wow. as stupid as this post is, i laughed really loud. snort-a-rific loud.
it reminds me of this japanese porn/comedy thing i saw on a sex tv thing on hbo once where it's this woman trying to go about her day and her boyfriend just keeps doing her CONSTANTLY. seriously, it gets hilarious. she answers the door for a package and he tackles her to the ground doing her as she's trying to sign and the delivery guy's so lost - "uhhh..." - and then she's trying to read a catalog and he's goin' down on her and then she gets a call and he's nailing her from behind and she drops the phone...then she's cleaning the kitchen floor and oh man it gets me every time.

Yeti
05-23-2006, 12:11 PM
every one of you men out there are always hoping you'll find a good woman that will erase your memory of the bitch that fucked you over. :rolleyes:

That crazy bitch from 18 years ago never entered my mind when I met my wife.

My dating life is over and I carved a walking stick out of my bedpost. The notches look like a mental patient took a machete to the damn thing.

My life now is great. My wife is 7 1/2 months pregnant. She has pillows all over the bed. It is like sleeping with a demented pumpkin with praying mantis legs.

Women you can't live with 'em............................................... ..........



pass the beer nuts.
**Norm Peterson--Cheers

cosmo105
05-23-2006, 12:14 PM
and you will believe in love
and all that it's 'sposed to be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seiV1Dn0-pE)

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 12:18 PM
and you will believe in love
and all that it's 'sposed to be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seiV1Dn0-pE)


Rufus in bed with women? :confused:

I guess it is April Fool's.

cosmo105
05-23-2006, 12:24 PM
Rufus in bed with women? :confused:

I guess it is April Fool's.
that's what i love about that video. maybe they're shooting for the people that don't know he's gay?


the ones that haven't heard him speak

abcdefz
05-23-2006, 12:27 PM
...or watched him in a video. :D

Cooky Puss
05-23-2006, 12:30 PM
But...His sister's in that bed! :eek:

Anyhoo, I just see that video as a 'Girls day out'

cookiepuss
05-23-2006, 12:34 PM
1) ...with all the hatred women have toward men, why don't you just... stop. Slow it down. Be really fucking picky, and wait for a man to prove himself worthy before you go throwing your heart to him.

2) If some guy is such an asshole,

A) Why aren't you glad you're rid of him?

B) Why do you give a flying fuck what his opinion is about you?


3) If you're really really confused and can't figure things out, maybe it's because he said what he actually meant, and you just won't accept that. Perhaps because you don't always mean what you say...?

well by the time women hit 29/30 or there abouts..they generally start to do this (assuming they have normal or good self esteem and such).You start to figure out that guys who don't stick around, just aren't that into you and you move on...assuming you actually beleive you deserve better.

g-mile7
05-23-2006, 12:41 PM
1) ...with all the hatred women have toward men, why don't you just... stop. Slow it down. Be really fucking picky, and wait for a man to prove himself worthy before you go throwing your heart to him.

2) If some guy is such an asshole,

A) Why aren't you glad you're rid of him?

B) Why do you give a flying fuck what his opinion is about you?


3) If you're really really confused and can't figure things out, maybe it's because he said what he actually meant, and you just won't accept that. Perhaps because you don't always mean what you say...?

Preach on....you are on point here.