View Full Version : Are you circumsized?
Lex Diamonds
05-23-2006, 03:21 PM
It's really rare in the UK (unless you're a Jew or Muslim) but everyone in America seems to be sans foreskin. Kinda weird if you ask me. And in keeping with the BBMB Theme of the Day (gender discrimination) this thread is only applicable to men. So fuck all y'all bitches.
(thanks to ericlee for the inspiration for this thread)
DandyFop
05-23-2006, 03:22 PM
Ew.
Lex Diamonds
05-23-2006, 03:23 PM
Smegma Roolz OK. (y)
ericlee
05-23-2006, 03:25 PM
(thanks to ericlee for the inspiration for this thread)
geee, thanks. Well, so much for my days of glory on the m.b.
How did I inspire you?
kaiser soze
05-23-2006, 03:26 PM
male genital mutilation!!!
roosta
05-23-2006, 03:33 PM
padster, what happened with that crazy arab who wanted to do you in?
Chicka B
05-23-2006, 03:39 PM
Hey, girls can be circumcised to you dork. :p See? (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=circumcised) To remove all or part of the clitoris, prepuce, or labia of (a female). And no I'm not...that I know of...
Randetica
05-23-2006, 03:42 PM
and thats way worse
Planetary
05-23-2006, 03:42 PM
It's really rare in the UK (unless you're a Jew or Muslim) but everyone in America seems to be sans foreskin. Kinda weird if you ask me. And in keeping with the BBMB Theme of the Day (gender discrimination) this thread is only applicable to men. So fuck all y'all bitches.
(thanks to ericlee for the inspiration for this thread)
actually, circumcision is forced upon some african girls at a young age, but we won't go into that... i'm not, and proud of it!
DandyFop
05-23-2006, 03:48 PM
I think it's just in terms of what you are used to, I guess. An uncircumsized penis is really weird to me, just because I've never seen one in real life.
ericlee
05-23-2006, 03:48 PM
I remember reading that some girl died because her family removed her clitoris last year. I believe it was in Egypt.
Freebasser
05-23-2006, 03:49 PM
My foreskin is straggly and motheaten and droops about 4 inches below the end of my cock.
kaiser soze
05-23-2006, 03:58 PM
Cut it off, Europeans.
Freebasser
05-23-2006, 04:01 PM
I was always taught that if it wasn't a religious thing it was because you didn't keep your equipment clean and had no other option but to hack off the skin or your knob would rot.
Take a bath, Yanks.
b i o n i c
05-23-2006, 04:22 PM
Ew.
don't even try to act like you don't hob the knob on the regular
beastiegirrl101
05-23-2006, 04:29 PM
I think it's just in terms of what you are used to, I guess. An uncircumsized penis is really weird to me, just because I've never seen one in real life.
Dandy remember those water snake thingys you could get at Walgreens or CVS when you were a kid? Thats EXACTLY what it looks like. Creepiest thing ever.
http://www.pufferbellytoys.com/images/Products/1495.jpg
The Notorious LOL
05-23-2006, 04:34 PM
yet another of many many reasons why US > Europe.
They have weird looking foreskins in Chicago.
abcdefz
05-23-2006, 04:44 PM
It's really rare in the UK (unless you're a Jew or Muslim) but everyone in America seems to be sans foreskin. Kinda weird if you ask me.
Yup.
I'm afraid I am.
What's weird is how many Christians do this to their kids, when it says specifically in the New Testament that it's a sign of unbelief. :confused:
beastieangel01
05-23-2006, 04:45 PM
Take a bath, Yanks.
yep. Many people think if it's cut = more clean when in fact the skin is there to protect it. Being uncut just makes sure you take a damned shower and clean it. Duh.
info (http://www.infocirc.org/mf0899.htm)
also...
The best indicator of foreskin as “specialized erogenous tissue,” says Cold, is to ask adult males who’ve had it removed. Redmond, who was circumcised two years ago, says his sexual pleasure decreased “about 200 percent.” Others rate their sensitivity loss at about half.
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 04:47 PM
My gay friend swears by uncut penii.
But I've only touched or been with circumsized ones. I like them. :o
beastieangel01
05-23-2006, 04:49 PM
My gay friend swears by uncut penii.
But I've only touched or been with circumsized ones. I like them. :o
I've had both. I prefer natural. There is an added sense of movement that feels really good.
TMI! but whatever.
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 04:49 PM
yep. Many people think if it's cut = more clean when in fact the skin is there to protect it. Being uncut just makes sure you take a damned shower and clean it. Duh.
info (http://www.infocirc.org/mf0899.htm)
also...
But then would guys cum faster if there's increased sensitivity? In that case, cut it off!
beastieangel01
05-23-2006, 04:51 PM
But then would guys cum faster if there's increased sensitivity? In that case, cut it off!
chances are higher I suppose.
I've had no problems though. In fact, the ones I've been with always make sure to hold out until I have had at least one orgasm, if not more :x
Planetary
05-23-2006, 05:08 PM
i've only ever seen one porn with an un-circumcised bloke in. it was weird. comforting though
icy manipulator
05-23-2006, 05:58 PM
yet another of many many reasons why US > Europe.
ha, yeah, a backwards country that still doesn't use the metric system and teaches Genesis instead of Charles Darwin. Filth country (n)
BEAR!
05-23-2006, 09:53 PM
I don't know, but my giant bear cock gets a lot of honeys.
TimDoolan
05-23-2006, 09:59 PM
Hey, girls can be circumcised to you dork. :p See? (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=circumcised) To remove all or part of the clitoris, prepuce, or labia of (a female). And no I'm not...that I know of...
Ha ha Chicka B ain't got no love button
hitmonlee
05-23-2006, 10:02 PM
i think its fairly even in australia, although lots of younger guys are not snipped. the tradition seems to be that if the dad is circumcised, so is the kid. most guys i know who are circumsised are all UNCUT IS GROSS IF I HAVE A SON HES GETTING CUT FOR SURE MAYTE. childish and dumb. do some research boys. i find uncut ones are more fun to play with (extra skin makes it easier to give a handjob, and its kind of cool to pull the skin down) and cut ones look better. either way, they are both fine to me, and i really despise it when girls are all "ew i would never touch an uncut penis". seriously, grow up, please?
DandyFop
05-23-2006, 10:03 PM
Tracky voted yes.
*whew*
zorra_chiflada
05-23-2006, 10:04 PM
hah joe voted.
he's not lying!
Randetica
05-23-2006, 10:07 PM
yes i take it all
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 10:47 PM
ha, yeah, a backwards country that still doesn't use the metric system and teaches Genesis instead of Charles Darwin. Filth country (n)
metric system (n) Darwin (y)
Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff.
Oh wait, we hate Mexicans now, don't we? I dunno, I heard something in the news.
...you win this round.:mad:
Medellia
05-23-2006, 10:49 PM
cut ones look better.
I think uncut ones look better. But oh well, I'm not gonna complain about whether or not a guy's circumsized.
fucktopgirl
05-23-2006, 10:52 PM
i dont really care ,either way can be good!My bf is not circumsized and....:D
its all good!
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 10:55 PM
Yeah. I'd think that size would matter more. That's another good thing about breaking up with the guy you first did it with. I'll be able to say with authority whether or not it matters. :cool:
fucktopgirl
05-23-2006, 11:01 PM
Watching porn with an uncircumcised male actor would be like watching Desperate Housewives with the cast of Golden Girls in the lead roles.
Wrinkled & Disgusting
so you prefer male with circumcised penis .i mean it excit you more then?
so you prefer male with circumcised penis .i mean it excit you more then?
No--it was an all around bad post at an attempt to be funny............and it was not.
QueenAdrock
05-23-2006, 11:06 PM
My gay friend found it funny, because he loves Golden Girls AND uncut penii.
fucktopgirl
05-23-2006, 11:13 PM
No--it was an all around bad post at an attempt to be funny............and it was not.
oh,so you dont actually love more penis with skin taking off...you like them both?
bad attempt at a jok too!:D
hitmonlee
05-24-2006, 12:32 AM
metric system (n)
what the fuck?
how can you (n) the metric system
your system blows! it makes no sense
all this ounces, pounds, stones crap
makes no sense
miles
yards
wtf
its wack
zorra_chiflada
05-24-2006, 12:33 AM
i think time should be metric
hitmonlee
05-24-2006, 01:15 AM
feet and inches suck as well
an inch isnt a small measurement, and how many make up a foot. 12. why?
how can that be better than metric. millimetre (tiny tiny measurement, used by builders, what do builders in america use to get measurements perfect?), 10 of those and you get a centimetre. 100 centimetres and you get a metre. 1000 metres and you get a kilometre. easy!
and for liquids
1 millilitre
1000 of those and you have a litre (larger than a pint)
it makes so much more sense
DandyFop
05-24-2006, 01:22 AM
It might be just a teensy bit pointless to get mad at other countries for having different measuring systems. It's not like they bring us out once a year to vote on that shit.
i'm worried that if i vote; my coolness on the board could be compromised by selecting.
the girlies on the board might be all "OH NOEZ!! he's 'insertvotehere' that's *negative comment*!"
:cool:
mikizee
05-24-2006, 01:44 AM
im circumsised but when i have a son he wont be. i wish i wasnt :(
hitmonlee
05-24-2006, 01:50 AM
It might be just a teensy bit pointless to get mad at other countries for having different measuring systems. It's not like they bring us out once a year to vote on that shit.
i'm not angry at the country, i'm annoyed that the metric system was given the thumbs down by one person, when its better than any other system we currently have.
DandyFop
05-24-2006, 01:52 AM
No, I didn't mean you, what you said makes sense. Just people saying, WE'RE BETTER CAUSE OF THIS LOL
The metric system makes more sense to me too. Who the fuck knows.
The Notorious LOL
05-24-2006, 01:58 AM
im circumsised but when i have a son he wont be. i wish i wasnt :(
you also "spent $3000 on b-boys vinyl" so your opinions should be questioned overall.
mikizee
05-24-2006, 02:06 AM
Uhh, yeah, funk, yeah, with me, yeah, beyotch, yeah
Jigga, yeah, Primo, yeah, gangsta, yeah, niggaz, yeah
Brooklyn, yeah
is whats in your signature so we should be questioning your mental health!
bah its too hot today.
zorra_chiflada
05-24-2006, 02:06 AM
once your foreskin is gone, you can't get it back.
mikizee
05-24-2006, 02:09 AM
once your foreskin is gone, you can't get it back.
exactly. if circumsision really does reduce sexual pleasure by a lot then ive been ripped off!!!
scuse the pun.
P of R
05-24-2006, 05:22 AM
I think it's just in terms of what you are used to, I guess. An uncircumsized penis is really weird to me, just because I've never seen one in real life.
That's cute.
Mine is untouched by sharp objects. And I'm happy for that.
Lex Diamonds
05-24-2006, 05:45 AM
padster, what happened with that crazy arab who wanted to do you in?
He phoned me out of the blue a couple weeks ago to squash the beef. We played football in the park the other day as if nothing had ever happened.
Increase da Peace.
Lex Diamonds
05-24-2006, 05:52 AM
Uhh, yeah, funk, yeah, with me, yeah, beyotch, yeah
Jigga, yeah, Primo, yeah, gangsta, yeah, niggaz, yeah
Brooklyn, yeah
is whats in your signature so we should be questioning your mental health!
I spit tha murda-murda-murderous everytime a verbalist iller than Verbal Kint is or O-Dog in Menace I'm ill start to finish I rip apart contenders I'm HOT.... hahaha.....
mikizee
05-24-2006, 05:58 AM
I spit tha murda-murda-murderous everytime a verbalist iller than Verbal Kint is or O-Dog in Menace I'm ill start to finish I rip apart contenders I'm HOT.... hahaha.....
check out tha hook while my dj revolves it....
word to ya mother.
mp-seventythree
05-24-2006, 07:39 AM
I'm circumcized, but only because I think it will enhance my chances of getting into porn films
natalieuk
05-24-2006, 07:43 AM
ye bleve me girls can b
venusvenus123
05-24-2006, 07:57 AM
How can something that every male is born with be wrong? It's not like being cut is 'natural'. No knives have been near my cock, you're the weird one!
(y)(y) not that i have a penis... but my son does.
and metric is best. our country is, confusingly, half and half (or thereabouts)... we fill our tanks by the litre yet everyone talks about miles to the gallon :confused:
alexandra
05-24-2006, 11:32 AM
i have this strange desire to "play" with a circumsized penis, like an un-circumsized ain't good enough. :confused:
once your foreskin is gone, you can't get it back.
Hey Lemmy here is one with a punchline-----------
Did you hear about the mohel that used foreskins to make a wallet.
When he rubbed the wallet it turned into a suitcase.
P of R
05-24-2006, 12:18 PM
It really shouldn't make a difference because when it's erect the hoodie is down anyway.
na§tee
05-24-2006, 12:19 PM
none of the men i know have been circumcized. as padster says, it's really rare in the uk. i don't even know what a circumcized penis would look like.
(lb) i would guess it's more hard to have a wank?
Freebasser
05-24-2006, 12:24 PM
I can't even begin to imagine how much it would chafe.
DandyFop
05-24-2006, 12:32 PM
I think all the guys just need to post pictures...
Randetica
05-24-2006, 01:31 PM
no thanks
Beckalina
05-24-2006, 01:37 PM
I guess its a bit like my clit being rubbed on my knickers all day, eventually it would lose the magic.
this post was so rude of me, I said clit and everyting :eek:
I got the ole hoodie snipped. Sometimes I'm like "What the fuck?? It should have been my choice."
But other times when I hear people say that its much more sensitive and feels a good amount better, I'm glad that I got it snipped because I can't even last more than 2 minutes with it trimmed.....if it was more sensitive and felt better....forget about iiiitttt.
i'm cut, i don't mind. it's not like it was traumatic or anything. you get it done when you're a baby, it's not like you do it when you're grown up. you don't go to the doctor and say "hi, i have a 10:30 appointment for a circumcision? yes, i shaved this morning" or anything. i don't find it particularly barbaric
Randetica
05-24-2006, 01:53 PM
i heard it hurts like hell when you get it cut as a grown up person
I bet it hurts like hell when you have it done as a baby too...you just don't remember it.
i heard it hurts like hell when you get it cut as a grown up person
it's 200x more painful than it would be if you just cut up your already circumcized penis
b-grrrlie
05-24-2006, 02:10 PM
I don't like dicks.
Anywhoo I've never understood the reason for circumsition, male nor female.
Randetica
05-24-2006, 02:34 PM
it's 200x more PAINful than it would be if you just CUT up YOUR alREADY cirCUMcizED PENIS
youre turning me on
i asked myself if i should get my future son circumcized but thinking how it lays there all naked, around people and gets a body part cut off just freaks me OUT
i think i would let him all natural
alexandra
05-24-2006, 02:56 PM
i'm worried that if i vote; my coolness on the board could be compromised by selecting.
the girlies on the board might be all "OH NOEZ!! he's 'insertvotehere' that's *negative comment*!"
:cool:
trust me, no one would care.
I had to get double clipped if you catch my drift.
Lex Diamonds
05-24-2006, 03:35 PM
I had to get double clipped if you catch my drift.
Two dicks? Wowzers.
QueenAdrock
05-24-2006, 04:22 PM
what the fuck?
how can you (n) the metric system
Because measuring your penis in centimeters is gay.
g-mile7
05-24-2006, 04:27 PM
sure', glad I am too good lookin out pops
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 02:37 PM
Wow, there's more people with the snip than without. That's weird man.
P of R
08-02-2006, 02:39 PM
Wow, there's more people with the snip than without. That's weird man.
America is fucked up.
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 02:40 PM
America is fucked up.
Innit man. Plus, it's full of Americans. What's with that?
ps nice sig (y)
skra75
08-02-2006, 02:47 PM
fraid so. it's a bummer I guess. never known any different. not sure why my folks did it to me. eh.
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 02:50 PM
does this mean I'm 1/200th Jewish?
JimmyTheScumbag
08-02-2006, 03:12 PM
I was mad at my parents when I was 15 and found out that foreskin adds lubrication and pleasure. I didn't want to get my son snipped, until my wife told me about her dad's 40 year old friend who just had it done. His girlfriend wanted him to do it. He was snipped mostly because our culture is ignorant about circumcision.
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 03:22 PM
seriously though
it looks better than some flabby gross skin dangling
jackrock
08-02-2006, 03:37 PM
How can something that every male is born with be wrong? It's not like being cut is 'natural'. No knives have been near my cock, you're the weird one!
Yeah! fuck the knife.
kaiser soze
08-02-2006, 03:41 PM
well, fuck the flabby bit off skin that dangles off your dick
step back or I'll slay you
SobaViolence
08-02-2006, 05:12 PM
it doesn't dangle...
what the fux the matter with you?
damn protestants...
QueenAdrock
08-02-2006, 05:56 PM
My good friend's boyfriend had to get his weiner snipped when he was 24 because his girlfriend at the time got a yeast infection and gave it to him. He was out of comission for a week or so. And he says sex is better WITH the foreskin and he misses his very much.
With that being said, I still like 'em cut.
Randetica
08-02-2006, 06:03 PM
i live in europe which means i have to like them uncut, if i want or not
gotta do or die
Miho Mingu
08-02-2006, 06:06 PM
No, I'm not, but my older brother is. My mom told me she didn't want to see me screaming in pain. However, I can't say it was a smooth ride throughout my childhood, as I got an infection down there when I was a kid, and I had to go to the doctor to get it taken care - it was not a pretty sight. The doctor had to pull the foreskin down with some tool, and some other small object - I can't recall it exactly. I was about under age 8.
Now, the foreskin is fine. It's not an issue at all. I haven't had sex before, so I can't comment on how that affects my sex life. Judging from other people's comments here, I'd say it's A-OK.
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 06:08 PM
How old are you Miho?
Miho Mingu
08-02-2006, 06:08 PM
It shows on my profile. I'm 21.
Lex Diamonds
08-02-2006, 06:11 PM
I have no time for profiles, I'm in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon!
I just came on here to see if anything interesting had been posted.
And here I am, 3 years later, still waiting.
Miho Mingu
08-02-2006, 06:25 PM
Well, I can break down the key moments of what's been going on:
The arguement involving Qdrop, gmile, kaiser, and Citizen B (AKA Rob Money) is still alive and well in the 'kaiser & gmile' thread.
mickill went on the offensive to Qdrop in the 'this kid is Hitler' thread, surprising Qdrop.
But I have to say...the 'kaiser & gmile' thread is hilarious.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- On the eighth day of her son's life, Julia Query welcomed friends and family to celebrate his birth and honor their Jewish heritage.
But there was no crying, no scalpel, no blood, no "mohel" -- the person who traditionally performs ritual circumcisions in the Jewish faith. In fact, Elijah Rose's "bris" differed markedly from the ceremony long used to initiate Jewish boys into a covenant with God: There was no circumcision.
"I knew before I was even pregnant that I would not circumcise," said Query, 39, a San Francisco, California, filmmaker whose son was born in 2002. "It's not like you're just cutting a piece of paper off a pad -- there's no 'cut here' line. It's not made to be cut off, and I would never, ever do that to my baby."
Query is among a growing number of American parents refusing circumcision, in which the foreskin is removed from the penis.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/06/18/circumcision.decline.ap/index.html
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