What I think about men.

[DipDipDive]

There's nothing better than being spooned in the morning with a nice, stiff erection poking your backside. It's a lovely way to greet the day.

Fin. *bows*

[Freebasser]

Your mum still hasn't had the operation then?

[cosmo105]

breakfast in bed?

[Echewta]

Chuck Norris and the Kung-Fu Clitoris?

[DipDipDive]

I'm gonna go add boners to my "Things you like" thread.

[ToucanSpam]

Remember the months and months of DDD being a miserable depressed human being? It would appear they have ended.

[b i o n i c]

i did some of said spooning this morning with my erection poking her backside. mmmm - the best way to start a day

[DandyFop]

:(

[DipDipDive]

Remember the months and months of DDD being a miserable depressed human being? It would appear they have ended.

Remember the months and months of ToucanSpam trying to be a tough guy on the internet in lieu of having any spine in real life? It would appear they're here to stay.

P.S. What are you even talking about?

[Rock]

P.S. What are you even talking about?
alarm clock boners?

ooo oooo wait....alarm cocks?

[DipDipDive]

alarm clock boners?

ooo oooo wait....alarm cocks?

Yes. Both. (y)

[DIGI]

Remember the months and months of ToucanSpam trying to be a tough guy on the internet in lieu of having any spine in real life? It would appear they're here to stay.

P.S. What are you even talking about?


Yeah, dude. I don't remember her ever posting on here about how bad her life, location, or relationships suck and are depressing. What the fuck are you talking about!?!?!?!

[DipDipDive]

Hey Randy, tell everyone about your mom and the librarian. lol.

[DIGI]

she fucked him when I was in elementary school. YAAAAAAY!


p.s. Thats insanely creepy you remember that. Not surprising at all.

[DipDipDive]

she fucked him when I was in elementary school. YAAAAAAY!


p.s. Thats insanely creepy you remember that. Not surprising at all.

You seem to remember a lot from our conversations, as well. But nothing we talked about one on one I was a douchebag enough to bring up to the whole board until just now. I didn't get nearly as much amusement out of it as you do, though.

[DandyFop]

wtf? why the need to be a buttface, Randy?

[DipDipDive]

wtf? why the need to be a buttface, Randy?

I've been trying to figure that out for like a year.

[DandyFop]

Whatevs, you're the one gettin laid!


bitch


<3

[DIGI]

wtf? why the need to be a buttface, Randy?


Are you serious? What I said was a joke that I thought wouldn't be taken too seriously. She brings up personal shit I told her 2 years ago for everyone to see and Im the buttface? Makes sense.

[Bob]

can we go back to talking about boners?

never thought i'd say that

[DipDipDive]

Are you serious? What I said was a joke that I thought wouldn't be taken too seriously. She brings up personal shit I told her 2 years ago for everyone to see and Im the buttface? Makes sense.

I didn't think the point I was trying to make by bringing up the personal shit would've been that easy to miss.

But anyways. Boners. They're pretty rad and shit.

[DandyFop]

Are you serious? What I said was a joke that I thought wouldn't be taken too seriously. She brings up personal shit I told her 2 years ago for everyone to see and Im the buttface? Makes sense.

I think the fact that you came in here and took the time out to make a personal attack on her is the buttfaceishness, and she retorted yeah, but in 3rd grade speak "you started it".

[DIGI]

I didn't think the point I was trying to make by bringing up the personal shit would've been that easy to miss.

But anyways. Boners. They're pretty rad and shit.


Dude, when have I ever said anything comparable?

[DIGI]

I think the fact that you came in here and took the time out to make a personal attack on her is the buttfaceishness, and she retorted yeah, but in 3rd grade speak "you started it".


If what I said was said by sayyyy Knuckles or Mickill, she'd be all "LOL." Anyway, that "personal attack" I made was with great detail, too.


WTF.

[alexandra]

i second the first post.

and that sexy morning bass voice a lot of guys have... mwahaha. (y)

[DandyFop]

If what I said was said by sayyyy Knuckles or Mickill, she'd be all "LOL." Anyway, that "personal attack" I made was with great detail, too.


WTF.

Yes, but neither of those guys exactly have the same history as you two, correct? It's the intention.

Anyway, not trying to get in the middle, I just think that it's pointless to start shit when you know it's just going to end up like this - lame internet fights 2000

[DipDipDive]

If what I said was said by sayyyy Knuckles or Mickill, she'd be all "LOL."

No, she wouldn't be.

[DIGI]

Anyway, not trying to get in the middle


Coulda fooled me. Anyway, yeah I guess I did start it. Im such an asshole. Making a joke about an obvious observation. Her joking about my mother's past infidelity in front of everyone was totally called for. Im sorry.

[DipDipDive]

You're not an asshole for that so much as being a downer in my boner thread. (n)

[Bob]

you're such a cold shower, digi

or a baseball game

or bea arthur

you get the idea

[DIGI]

Well, I am a member of the Polar Bear Club.

[DIGI]

And Bob, while amidst the boner discussion, I just want you to know that I wish you well in Boston, man. I'm really pullin for you.

[ToucanSpam]

Remember the months and months of ToucanSpam trying to be a tough guy on the internet in lieu of having any spine in real life? It would appear they're here to stay.

P.S. What are you even talking about?

I recall you being upset about things being boring or something and I was just commenting on how things are good for you now...I'm not sure why you'd think I was trying to insult you or something. Whatever.

[Bob]

while amidst the boner discussion.....I'm really pullin for you.

uh.......thanks

[DIGI]

im a man just lookin for a cause, bro.

[The Notorious LOL]

on the other side, if no one here complained about their life, relationships or location at all...the entire board would consist of my Emilio Estevez thread and nothing else.

[Bob]

on the other side, if no one here complained about their life, relationships or location at all...the entire board would consist of my Emilio Estevez thread and nothing else.

that and the "what song are you fags listening to" thread. that won't be going anywhere

[DIGI]

on the other side, if no one here complained about their life, relationships or location at all...the entire board would consist of my Emilio Estevez thread and nothing else.

Exactly. So there's no reason to front. That's why I was joking.

[DipDipDive]

Exactly. So there's no reason to front. That's why I was joking.

Really? What's your excuse for the other 30 times you've personally attacked me on here for no good reason?

[kaiser soze]

I like it when my boner pokes me in the backside...

it's painful, but it's still nice

[g-mile7]

Remember the months and months of ToucanSpam trying to be a tough guy on the internet in lieu of having any spine in real life? It would appear they're here to stay.

P.S. What are you even talking about?


LMAO

ps: Lucky man hope he enjoys every second'

[DIGI]

Really? What's your excuse for the other 30 times you've personally attacked me on here for no good reason?


Being as though I can't remember cuz I haven't done so in a while, I have none. But I'm sure they've all been the same magnitude as what you just displayed. I haven't talked to you in forever and when I have, I've tried to be nice. I thought you were at a point where you could take a little joke, but apparently not. You just fire back with something extremely uncalled for and validate it with shit that I've said months, if not years ago. Real mature.

[Echewta]

seconds is probably the right gauge of time to use in this situation.

[ILLMIX]

maybe s/he likes you?

[Randetica]

maybe she has a 365/12 period

[DipDipDive]

maybe she has a 365/12 period

I probably wouldn't be so amused by a good boner if that were the case.

[Lex Diamonds]

When Good Boner Threads Turn Bad!

[DipDipDive]

When Good Boner Threads Turn Bad!

:(

[Randetica]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

:(
Hey I thought the point about stiffy-spooning was a valid one. (y)

[cosmo105]

let's bring it back to weiners.

anyone else here enjoy making them talk and sing?

[DipDipDive]

Hey I thought the point about stiffy-spooning was a valid one. (y)

It is.

Shower boners are also good boners.

[Lex Diamonds]

anyone else here enjoy making them talk and sing?
I like making mine vomit. (y)

[HEIRESS]

oh god I love them

sweet
baby
jesus

[Lex Diamonds]

Jesus rhymes with penis. Coincidence? I think not.

[QueenAdrock]

let's bring it back to weiners.

anyone else here enjoy making them talk and sing?

I like driving them like a stick shift. :(

For some reason whenever I slept in the same bed as Wayne, I'd wake up with a boner in my hand. And he wasn't the one who put it there. Apparently I like playing with cocknballs in my sleep. :o

[The Notorious LOL]

Jesus rhymes with penis. Coincidence? I think not.



Jeeeesus, get off the notorious....penis before i squeeze and bust

[Randetica]

Jesus rhymes with penis. Coincidence? I think not.


hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha


i used as much hs as than the last time

[Lex Diamonds]

Jeeeesus, get off the notorious....penis before i squeeze and bust
I started listening to that song after I made that post... now I know why. Subconscious thought is the shit. (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

threads are better when they have e-fights in them.

[Lex Diamonds]

threads are better when they have e-fights in them.
No they're not. Fuck you bitch!

[zorra_chiflada]

No they're not. Fuck you bitch!

ooh, you want some of this do you? huh? well, come on! bring it on you little bitch!

[Lex Diamonds]

ooh, you want some of this do you? huh? well, come on! bring it on you little bitch!
I already used the word bitch. Youze a biter not a writer! (n)

Cunt!

[zorra_chiflada]

I already used the word bitch. Youze a biter not a writer! (n)

Cunt!

well, just cuz the word bitch is a more apt description of you, is all. :cool:

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh it's on now. (http://www2.b3ta.com/youcantspell/)

[zorra_chiflada]

i can spell though THE JOKE'S ON YOU!

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh yeah? Then how do you spell antidisestablishmentarianism?

Well check this out anyway, it's awesome. (http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/)

[zorra_chiflada]

Oh yeah? Then how do you spell antidisestablishmentarianism?

Well check this out anyway, it's awesome. (http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/)

dude, do you know what antidisestablishmentarianism even is?




i mean, i don't exactly but i could like, look it up on wikipedia or something.

[Lex Diamonds]

Isn't it some kind of anti-church movement or anti-anti-church movement or some shit? I dunno, wiki it.

[zorra_chiflada]

Isn't it some kind of anti-church movement or anti-anti-church movement or some shit? I dunno, wiki it.

dunno, joe would know. but he's not here right now. :(



but anyway, back to fighting! :mad:

[paul jones]

There's nothing better than being spooned in the morning with a nice, stiff erection poking your backside. It's a lovely way to greet the day.

Fin. *bows*

then some frosties(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

dunno, joe would know. but he's not here right now. :(



but anyway, back to fighting! :mad:
I've been laughing at www.b3ta.co.uk too much. I'm not in a fighty mood now.

So kiss my ass bitch.

[befsquire]

i don't get the morning boner in my back through the week because i get up earlier than the dr. :(

i love boners any time of day. i love making them, caressing them, using them...

[kll]

love the morning boners... if you stop waking up to that, time to get a new man...

[Bob]

love the morning boners... if you stop waking up to that, time to get a new man...

or get him to a doctor. morning boners are an every day thing, you don't need to wake up next to a woman for those

[befsquire]

oh no! i'm sure he has them, i'm just not in bed to get them poking in my back. he's still sleeping when i leave for work.

he sleeps on his stomach. that's odd, don't ya think?

[miss soul fire]

I've got penisphobia. Don't get me wrong, I like them, but they sure scare me!!!:o :o :o

[kaiser soze]

i don't get the morning boner in my back through the week because i get up earlier than the dr. :(

i love boners any time of day. i love making them, caressing them, using them...

damn that sucks....when I sleep next to a lady (of the night) I get perma-boner, no need for morning wood, the fucker is already there!

[drizl]

sometimes i get annoyed by my boner

[monkey]

funny thread. very funny thread.


i <3 the penis, in all its fantastical penis forms. morning, noon, afternoon AND evening. and occasionally, 2am. (y)