WHOOO EXPLOSION AT THE LAB

[HEIRESS]

FIVE FIRE TRUCKS, ROAD BLOCK, PLUS THE NEWS CREW BABY
really all for nothing cause it wasnt a very big deal

a torrential rainfall started coming down, and us being a lil desert area our roof was all "eakhfksjdhfjksfrainnnnn"
so all the while a guy in the fire lab was pouring some molten lead metal into some molds, and the water started leaking down and hit them
since theyd just come out of a 2000+ degree furnace it all went SHABLOW and hit the ceiling causing a small fire which was quickly put out by our lovely staff members

anyways its hilarious because all the radio stations are picking up the story and saying shit like:
"technicians at the lab were unable to control the flames which quickly spiralled out of control"
and "HAZMAT emergency crews are now on the scene dealing with the aftermath of the explosion"

stupid bastid media
though we did all evacuate the building and run down the road because our lab is located right next to a gas tank storage lot, real smart man.

man, Ive done nothing for the past 4 hours
its been the sweetest day

[TAL]

Pictures!

[paul jones]

Stand behind a News reporter and make faces(y)

[ericlee]

Stand behind a News reporter and make faces(y)


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Some bad ass crazy Heiress faces(y)

[Drederick Tatum]

NERDS CAUSE FIRE, FLEE IN NERD FEAR FOR THEIR NERD LIVES.

[paul jones]

NERDS CAUSE FIRE, FLEE IN NERD FEAR FOR THEIR NERD LIVES.
then have a mass nerd orgy

[Lex Diamonds]

then have a mass nerd orgy
Why are you on BBMB at 2am? Loser.


ps
That vid you sent me on myspace is classic. Good stuff! :D (y)

[TurdBerglar]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Some bad ass crazy Heiress faces(y)


and lift your labcoat

[ampm]

Do you have any pictures?






















Preferably pics without you sticking out your tongue out with your bangs all brushed up into your face.

[ericlee]

Do you have any pictures?






















Preferably pics without you sticking out your tongue out with your bangs all brushed up into your face.

now what the fuck kind of fun is that?

[kaiser soze]

does this mean you're gonna mutate into a dude with claws and healing powers?

that'd be cool

[TurdBerglar]

no it wouldn't

she still needs to be a chick

[ericlee]

man, there's a video floating around somewhere of a lady doing a live news report and out of nowhere, a naked guy in a ski mask runs up to her and jumps so his ass is in her face and lets out a huge fart and kept running.

The news lady just stopped and said, "OH MY GOD."

I've got a hundred bucks for Heiress if she does that.

[Randetica]

does that mean i have to add all tenthousand people from paul jones' myspace friends list to mine only to be sure that i caught a padster?

[Lex Diamonds]

does that mean i have to add all tenthousand people from paul jones' myspace friends list to mine only to be sure that i caught a padster?
I guess so. Or you could just click here (http://www.myspace.com/paddymackdaddy).

[Bitchamachacha]

does that mean i have to add all tenthousand people from paul jones' myspace friends list to mine only to be sure that i caught a padster?


You'd have to sort through all of the hookers and bosoms.

[Tzar]

Pictures! + Stand behind a News reporter and make faces + Some bad ass crazy Heiress faces
this is very necessary.

man, there's a video floating around somewhere of a lady doing a live news report and out of nowhere, a naked guy in a ski mask runs up to her and jumps so his ass is in her face and lets out a huge fart and kept running.

The news lady just stopped and said, "OH MY GOD."

I've got a hundred bucks for Heiress if she does that.
that's fucking funny.

[Drederick Tatum]

man, there's a video floating around somewhere of a lady doing a live news report and out of nowhere, a naked guy in a ski mask runs up to her and jumps so his ass is in her face and lets out a huge fart and kept running.

The news lady just stopped and said, "OH MY GOD."

I've got a hundred bucks for Heiress if she does that.

hmmmm, sounds alot like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3nbKcNotU) one, just SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED.

[ericlee]

hmmmm, sounds alot like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3nbKcNotU) one, just SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED.

I'll have to check it when I get home, I can't open youtube stuff here.

is it the one I'm talking about? and no, I didn't exaggerate it.

[HEIRESS]

NO CAMERA
I usually have it on me too

seriously though, five fire trucks
it was ridiculous

I was out in the yard with my popsicle eating coworker when the camera men were around though so Ill see if its in the paper tomorrow

[Drederick Tatum]

did you manage to save your ballpoint pens and protractors?

[Randetica]

I guess so. Or you could just click here (http://www.myspace.com/paddymackdaddy).


thanks but i did it myyyy waaayyyy

fuck dat
im still drunk

[ericlee]

I guess I did exaggarate the video. What do you expect after not seeing it for almost a year?

I could swear that when I first saw it, he jumped and farted face level.

It's still funnier than hell though.

[ericlee]

dammit, I'm watching that one again only to find the one I first saw was a fraud because they put a huge fart in it.

Fucking bastards had me laughing ferociously for nothing:mad:

[HEIRESS]

did you manage to save your ballpoint pens and protractors?

no, but I worried about my 8 bob dylan cds and favorite lip gloss that I'd left inside :(

I totally have a picture of Beaker and Professor Honeydew taped up in my one work section

[Documad]

meth labs are dangerous

[Tzar]

hmmmm, sounds alot like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3nbKcNotU) one, just SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED.
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
i forgot about this. i find it fucking hilarious but what ericlee described sounds so much better.

[ericlee]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
i forgot about this. i find it fucking hilarious but what ericlee described sounds so much better.

yeah, it's on I think big-boys.com or something like that.

I found out after seeing Drederick's that the one I saw was an edit.

Fuck, I even showed my coworkers that one and we all watched it over and over laughing hysterically. Those shitheads.

[Rock]

man, there's a video floating around somewhere of a lady doing a live news report and out of nowhere, a naked guy in a ski mask runs up to her and jumps so his ass is in her face and lets out a huge fart and kept running.

The news lady just stopped and said, "OH MY GOD."

I've got a hundred bucks for Heiress if she does that.
I'll throw in a hundski for that.

and an extra fitty if she does that to me. Fart and all.

[Echewta]

Dear Heiress,

I'm glad you weren't shablowed by molten lead.

Sincerely,

Echewta

[beastieangel01]

I'm glad you didn't die.

[ToucanSpam]

Too bad you didn't DIE A TERRIBLE DEATH!!!:mad: :mad: ANGERHATELUSTFEAR





...seriously, is that what goes on at the West Coast? Explosions? Keep it together, at least we Easterners are just clubbin seals.