I swear I'm gonna kill him

[QueenAdrock]

My brother's being such a dick. I haven't seen him for 5 days because he's been away in Vermont for his work, he comes home and this is how it goes down:

*fiddles with keys, opens door*
I wake up. "Hey."
"Did I send out the Comcast bill, along with my student loan payment?"
"I don't know...I thought you were doing that last week."
"Yeah, we were supposed to. I wrote out the bills and was going to mail them when we went to mom and dad's for dinner last week, but YOU ended up going to Sarah's house and we didn't go over to mom and dads."
"And?"
"And I forgot to mail them because I thought we'd mail them then and we didn't go over."
"Okay, so that's my fault?"
"Well, I would have remembered if we went."
"I know you love to blame everyone but yourself, but I'm going to have to ask you to politely shut up."

And then at this point, he told me he really wanted to hurt me so he just left the apartment instead. He's so abusive. When he gets angry, he likes to punch. Ever since he was little. And I'm a pacifist, so I won't hit back. I don't like inflicting pain on others, because I realize how petty and STUPID it is.

Seriously though. I know I shouldn't have told him to cram it, but he comes home, doesn't even say hi, and starts complaining. He can shove it.

[kaiser soze]

I'll punch him

but you have to pay me

[befsquire]

might i suggest something in a poison? ricin, perhaps?

[kaiser soze]

or maybe car, lawnmower, cheese slicer

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, well that scary-ass spider was in his bathroom, so joke's on him!

I HOPE HE ENJOYS HIS MORNING SHOWER. :mad:
Except tomorrow is his birthday. Now I feel bad.

[kaiser soze]

pee on the candles on the cake right before he blows them out!

[cj hood]

..............................

[HEIRESS]

my brother has been in a dick phase the last couple weeks, bringing lots of people home at 3 am when his shifts over and allowing them to keep me up at night

but I woke up this morning to a prepared work lunch waiting for me in the fridge that he did up for me before he went to sleep

:)

[Freebasser]

How do you know that he didn't wipe his balls on it before he gave it to you?

[HEIRESS]

um
ok.

[Freebasser]

I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility.

[kaiser soze]

how many of you live with your siblings? (outside of your parents house)

fuck that noise! I did it for 18 years!

[QueenAdrock]

I love my brovah, he just pisses me off hardcore sometimes. He just needs some time to hisself and then he's okee.

But when he's being douchey, he's being real douchey.

[kaiser soze]

I still don't get it

don't you ever get tempted to commit some incest when your horny and alone?

I know it's popular in Kentucky

[QueenAdrock]

Ahhh god, gross. I once saw him nakey by accident and it scarred me ever since.

When I get horny, I repress it. It'll explode one day in a massive hump-fest. It's going to be completely unhealthy, but whatever.

[TimDoolan]

All my sisters moved out a while ago. I miss our little spats.

[HEIRESS]

I love living with my brother

I work days

he works night

and then we party on our days off

and it gives my mom twice as much reason to come by and bring us food

its a perfect roomie situation

[QueenAdrock]

and it gives my mom twice as much reason to come by and bring us food

its a perfect roomie situation


HELLLLL YES! Today, she brought me peach frozen yogurt (with peach chunks!), apple-cinnamon french toast sticks, seasoned potato wedges, buttermilk pancakes, soft pretzels, and fruit.

I loves my mommy. :)

[kaiser soze]

damn!

can your mom stop by my place too!

I'll take a double order of peach flavored potato pancakes topped with apple yogurt

[QueenAdrock]

Yogurt's outta the question, Mr. fancy pants. You went too far.

[TonsOfFun]

I swear I'm gonna kill him

And I'm a pacifist, so I won't hit back. I don't like inflicting pain on others, because I realize how petty and STUPID it is..

Painless death - I like it! (y)

What is your method gonna be?

[QueenAdrock]

Hahaha...hmm. Probably some sort of odorless toxic gas to knock him out. And then I'd roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

It's what Jesus would want.

[mp-seventythree]

Just give him a fucking great dose of LSD. It's colourless, odourless, it would trip him the fuck out then kill him. 100 times more powerful than cocaine.