hey, my throat hurts

[Sarky Devotchka]

what should I eat? it's after 2 now, and I'm hungry, but I'm scared to eat.

anybody have any sore throat remedies? OH MY THROAT!

[beastiegirrl101]

gargle with hot salt water / hyrdrogen prioxide....DONT SWOLLOW.

[ericlee]

saltine crackers work fine.

[Sarky Devotchka]

how am I supposed to gargle crackers? :(

ah, peroxide. I thought that was a thing.

[abcdefz]

Sometimes a tablespoon of honey will coat the problem.

What I like is the very very rare times when I have a sore throat, cough up a loogie, and the sore throat is instantly better. It's like some minor miracle smiling down on you. (y)

[ericlee]

how am I supposed to gargle crackers? :(

ah, peroxide. I thought that was a thing.


the texture of the crackers will scratch your throat to ease some of the itchy feeling and the salt will trickle in to do it's magic.

If you want to gargle crackers, I suggest you find big bird to chew them up and upchuck feed you then. Hell, I dunno.

[alexandra]

gargle with mouthwash.

drink warm liquid.

tell yourself that your throat doesn't hurt. it's all in your miiind...

[Randetica]

yeah im having a throat inflammation now

been drinking warm coffee all day and now night long

[cookiepuss]

I think this is an excellent opportunity to eat alot of ice cream and popscicles!~


oh! maybe a frosty from Wendy's?

[abcdefz]

gargle with mouthwash.

drink warm liquid.

tell yourself that your throat doesn't hurt. it's all in your miiind...


Scientology could be a big help, here.

[ampm]

I got something you could suck on. PM me.

[cosmo105]

honey loquat syrup. mmmm.

[enree erzweglle]

Of all of the colds/flus that I've ever had, all but one have started out with a sore throat. So when I have one now, I force myself to work really hard at the gym. The sweating maybe scares it out of me.

This only works when I do it early--like at the very, very early onset. By the time secondary symptoms start, it's too late to do that sweating-it-out thing.

This last flu--fuck but it drained me. Had it a couple of months ago. It's going around now at my work and it's put one guy in the hospital. For me, it started fast and nailed me and it and its >102 fever lingered hard. That usually doesn't happen with me at all.

[na§tee]

i find rum & blackcurrant always helps! honest. poor babes!
sympathetic vibes floating your way.

[Randetica]

imagine to eat/drink something cold makes me cringie

[NON]

I told you that you would get mono after kissing me, but you didn't listen. I know I'm just that irresistable.

[King of Rock $]

It took longer than I thought before somebody made the obvious cocksuck joke

[TurdBerglar]

What I like is the very very rare times when I have a sore throat, cough up a loogie, and the sore throat is instantly better. It's like some minor miracle smiling down on you. (y)


yeah, and it's all these nasty fuckn' colors. that happens to me all the time.


a few years ago i had a really bad throat infection or something. on the fifth day and 30 lbs later i sucked out the fuckn' most nasty multi colored blood clot out of my throat. the pain along with all the swelling(so much swelling i couldn't swollow and had to spit my saliva into a bag full of tissues preventing me from sleeping) instantly went away. my neck was the same width as my head during those five days. that shit sucked a lot.

[NON]

Too bad you didn't choke on it.

[Randetica]

yeah, and it's all these nasty fuckn' colors. that happens to me all the time.


a few years ago i had a really bad throat infection or something. on the fifth day and 30 lbs later i sucked out the fuckn' most nasty multi colored blood clot out of my throat. the pain along with all the swelling(so much swelling i couldn't swollow and had to spit my saliva into a bag full of tissues preventing me from sleeping) instantly went away. my neck was the same width as my head during those five days. that shit sucked a lot.

that made me lol and a bit horny

i have some saliva problems too but it looks normal
and it feels like im having a bit fever now

want to eat cookies out of my pajama? im painting my pillow now!

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[Randetica]

i said i have fever you wrinkly cum ball

[TurdBerglar]

i understand that part

[Randetica]

;)

[NON]

She wants to implant in you her seed through your ass.

[Randetica]

that and turd show your tits! ....again!

[TimDoolan]

boil some water, then put salt in it. Then gargle when it has cooled a bit.

then I reccomend Theraflu, a powder which you put in hot water.

[vickista]

strepsils, or if thats not available a mixture of vinegar salt and warm water that u gargle.

[voltanapricot]

Spending too much time in smoky atmospheres this week finally took its toll this morning, for I have no voice.

Oh but how my workmates love me for turning up regardless.

[Randetica]

today the swallowing doesnt hurt as much anymore but i think i have angina now

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, I'm feeling much better today. I did the saltwater thing. and I took some Tylenol Sore Throat medicine, which works pretty well. I have the same thing my roommate had and hers lasted about 4 days. It's day 5 for me and I feel practically normal.

although I am drunk from one margarita and I just rode my bike about 5 miles in the blazing heat. so I feel sort of strange.