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DandyFop
05-26-2006, 04:10 PM
So, this girl I work with, I really found out what a true slut she is recently.

She was talking about how she was really sad because this guy Andy that we work with, apparently they'd been doing each other every single day for like three months and it just stopped out of nowhere. Then she starts talking about how she's fucking this other guy now just to have someone to fuck, but also she tells me that she fucked him once in a while when doing Andy also. In fact, she had sex with both of them within like two hours of each other.

Yesterday she was talking about how crazy her and her friends are (because I said we should go out to the bar together sometime, but now I'm thinkin...not) and how one friend will text her and be all "oh yeah so the guy came on my tits" and she'll text back "well I saw Andy earlier but I had to make sure he didn't kiss my face because there was some other guy's cum on it". I'm NOT JOKING here people!

It's sad actually, because for some reason I like her. Maybe it's because she's sort of fascinating to me...I don't understand how somebody can live their life SO so carelessly. She talks about doing heroin and being coked up...and the makeup she wears, jesus. I wish I could post a photo. She has tons of foundation on and then seriously like football grease all over her eyes, like a major racoon. I can't even describe it, or imagine what she would ever look like without it. I'm guessing that nobody except herself has seen what she looks like without makeup in years...she once told me she hates spending the night after sex, and I bet you a lot of that is because she has to do her makeup.

She always talks about drinking and smoking and how she drank so much that she puked up all over the bathroom, and I just think to myself...who the hell finds this woman attractive? It's strange.

I want to do a documentary on her...

Sarky Devotchka
05-26-2006, 04:14 PM
it's me. :(

Freebasser
05-26-2006, 04:15 PM
Leave DDD alone.

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 04:16 PM
I know women like that (y)

I'm like Andy.

Edit: I don't know any good-looking women like that though. Still I'd never compare them to racoons... you made me laugh witht that

Whatitis
05-26-2006, 04:16 PM
You never know just how you look through other peoples' eyes.

Freebasser
05-26-2006, 04:17 PM
I'm like Andy.

You mean you lick other men's cum off people's faces and have muchos muchos STDsos?

DipDipDive
05-26-2006, 04:20 PM
Leave DDD alone.

:(

Someone hold me. Don't mind those soiled condoms stuck to my back.

beastieangel01
05-26-2006, 04:25 PM
damn.

I'm almost speechless. That's horrible just for the sake of her health, if she doesn't have a STD already (which it seems more than likely).

:/

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 04:26 PM
You mean you lick other men's cum off people's faces and have muchos muchos STDsos?

If thats what it takes to get some third rate whore to suck on my balls... fo sheezy

I can't believe you actually have those kinda thoughts about me... Then again I can't believe I just said this shit either

The Notorious LOL
05-26-2006, 04:37 PM
STDs havent made their way to Utah yet.

cookiepuss
05-26-2006, 04:37 PM
she sounds like a sex addict to me. but it's also probably that she doesn't think she can get positive attention from men unless she's giving her sex away, so she perpetuates this whoring cycle and in turn ensures that she'll never be seen as anything but a slut.

and because herself esteem isn't really that great, she doesn't bother to have safe sex. on the outside she's confident because she can get with all these dudes, but on the inside she feels like a peice of crap and she lets men use her as a cum reciprical.:( poor girl. She needs counseling.

at least that what i see from Dandy's description.

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 04:39 PM
Sex addiction is something Oprah made up... Or maybe some racoon-faced slut did and Oprah just pimped their stories to get some more middle-aged white women's dollars.

cookiepuss
05-26-2006, 04:45 PM
no. I made up sex-addiction. So I could hold group therapy meetings, i.e. ORGIES. sheeesh.:rolleyes:

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 04:47 PM
Where do these "meetings" take place? More importantly, are you racoon-faced?

cookiepuss
05-26-2006, 04:52 PM
well I'm the moderator so i only watch (voyer) I don't partcipate. We usually hold our meetings at the freemason lodge, but occasionall officer Guyblow lets us use the interogation room in the 53rd precint.


See you next wednesday! (oh and please bring your own mascara and eye liner. A buch of people caught pink eye last time.)

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 04:53 PM
Hahahaha... damn.

I knew something was up with them freemasons...

GetYourWarOn
05-26-2006, 06:43 PM
my friend from work slept with a guy cause he promised to get her a good deal on tinted windows for her car.

TAL
05-26-2006, 06:48 PM
So what you're saying is that I took my trip a year too early?

kaiser soze
05-26-2006, 07:29 PM
damn.

I'm almost speechless. That's horrible just for the sake of her health, if she doesn't have a STD already (which it seems more than likely).

:/

people who fuck like that usually have something...they threw in their towel, now it's time to infect all the other players

I've heard of people with STD's who are whores because well...what do they have to lose?

they have something to share!

King of Rock $
05-26-2006, 07:30 PM
*shivers*

TimDoolan
05-26-2006, 07:34 PM
one friend will text her and be all "oh yeah so the guy came on my tits" and she'll text back "well I saw Andy earlier but I had to make sure he didn't kiss my face because there was some other guy's cum on it". I'm NOT JOKING here people!


Thats like that Slick Rick song,

"Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill
She says, I love you, harold and your name is will
That’s not the half ’til you start to ride her
Take off your rubber and there’s one more inside her
It’s not yours-who can it be?"

Kid Presentable
05-26-2006, 08:17 PM
First post is HOT.

Deep_Sea_Rain
05-26-2006, 10:58 PM
"well I saw Andy earlier but I had to make sure he didn't kiss my face because there was some other guy's cum on it". I'm NOT JOKING here people!

That is the most whorish thing I've heard in a long time...

Bob
05-26-2006, 11:02 PM
what's her number?

Videodrome
05-27-2006, 08:28 AM
She talks about doing heroin and being coked up..
this is probably why she doesn't care about about being in the middle of a circle jerk. seriously, how many chicks do you know brag about getting cum all over their face?

Rock
05-27-2006, 08:49 AM
eh....if it was one of my male friends I'd be all high fiving him and shit.

check out this "slut" at another geek board I go to.

Earlier this week, I was experiencing some of the lowest self-esteem I have had in a while - words like lonely, undesirable, unpretty, frustrated etc all come to mind but are wholly inadequate for how I felt at the time. I went to the supermarket intending to buy a bottle of tequila, but instead found myself in front of the condom rack actually considering something I had thought about, even fantasised about, many times without ever thinking I'd get to the point where I would act on and go through with it.

I guess that night I got to that point.

I purchased a twelve pack of condoms, went to somewhere I knew the chances of anyone recognising me would be minimal (hint: lots of tourists, about to leave the country via airborne transport), and approached random unaccompanied guys to have sex in the toilets. The first guy was the most difficult, from just approaching him to afterwards when I stood there wondering what the hell was wrong with me and why I was doing it, and after that I felt like I just became numb emotionally and the time between finishing with one guy and locking a cubicle door with another shortened.

After just over four hours, the pack of condoms was empty, I headed back home and cried until late into the night. I felt wretched - dirty and cheap and no more attractive than before I had hooked up with twelve strangers I didn't care about, and actually felt physically repulsed by in a few cases. Confusingly, I both felt incredible regret for having done it, and an ache to do it again to see whether it would work this time. I was angry and bitter towards the men for doing this to me, and towards myself, who I knew was actually to blame.

What makes this worse is that I can't tell anybody. If I had previously heard of someone else doing the same, I wouldn't have thought very highly of them and consequently I can't imagine anyone else thinking differently of me.

It's been two days and I haven't been able to get much work done, have no appetite, and the temptation to do something similar again is almost unbearable. I want to scream.

alexandra
05-27-2006, 08:58 AM
don't worry about her, Dandy. hopefully she's aware of her fucked up-ness, she just doesn't know how to get out of it. probably been used to it for a long time.

Lex Diamonds
05-27-2006, 09:06 AM
check out this "slut" at another geek board I go to.
She sounds like a top skaghead. What the fuck board to you go to?

Videodrome
05-27-2006, 10:01 AM
eh....if it was one of my male friends I'd be all high fiving him and shit.

check out this "slut" at another geek board I go to.
shit... with a girl like that... that's money makin y'all!!! put her out on the track and watch your pockets get thicker.

of course i don't really have the heart for that... i'm just sayin'

cookiepuss
05-27-2006, 12:34 PM
eh....if it was one of my male friends I'd be all high fiving him and shit.

check out this "slut" at another geek board I go to.


that story gives new meaning to the words Airport "Terminal".

DandyFop
05-27-2006, 12:42 PM
Wow, Rock...that shit's nuts, son. I guess that's why I'm fascinated by this girl, because I want to know her thought process and all that, like the girl who went to the airport. Crazy.

Oh and yesterday she told me, the friend's house who she's crashing at, is a hooker.

Just keeps gettin better.

jackrock
05-28-2006, 10:06 PM
It's STI, get with it people!

ILLMIX
05-29-2006, 05:27 AM
how attractive is this girl, With all the make up is does she look good, and if she doesnt then what she got going for her that gets her these men who Fluck her?

Rock
05-30-2006, 10:01 AM
same slut...different day

I slipped again tonight. I went to a bar with a beautiful friend of mine, who got pulled just before closing time and went home with an attractive banker. I approached a middle-aged man (nothing wrong with middle-aged men by the way, this one just happened to overweight and sleazy as hell) who had tried to chat my friend up earlier, asked him when he had last had sex (the look on his face alone was worth it. The answer was four years), and then told him it was his lucky night. I didn't have a condom so he had to settle for feeling around in my ass with a finger and getting a blowjob.

There is a bit of history to me which may be relevant. When I was 18, I decided to assert my independence and spend a year backpacking around the world. It didn't take long before I realised I had no idea how to handle money or cope in foreign countries, and one night, completely broke, I walked into a club which said they were looking for girls. I ended up working there for two months. Let me just say that if you know any girls who are considering stripping, please try to persuade them not to. I was never forced to have sex with a customer, but at least at the club I was at, touching was allowed to the point where it was more or less sex to me anyway.

I never told my family what I did, and only a couple of my closest friends know.

I am aware that it is probably a part of why I act and feel the way I do, I just don't understand why. I would have thought that having done it, the opposite would be true, sex would be less of a big deal to me now... yet I find myself constantly looking for those situations again - with someone I'm repulsed by, him doing unwanted things to me that give me almost unbearable discomfort, like a moth being repeatedly drawn to a flame it knows will singe its flesh.

Wow, I've just read that last line again. It sure sounds a lot like I am an addict. This is too fucked up. Oh hell, I'll read this again in the morning when I haven't drunk so much.

I wish she would post a picture.

cookiepuss
05-30-2006, 10:28 AM
same slut...different day



I wish she would post a picture.


Well at first I kinda thought She made up that airport story because it sounds vaguely familiar...Like I'm pretty sure a similar situation was on 6 Feet Under. (you know, what her name the sex addict...She hooked up with Nate the first time in an Airport utility closet.

but with the second instalment...maybe she's not making it up.


facinating internet people.

Kid Presentable
05-30-2006, 10:58 AM
That chick of Rock's is mad entertaining. He should update us.