ignorance i can't stand.

[alexandra]

or "stupidity", or whatever you'd prefer.

i barely ever read teen magazines, but when i do, it always beats me how unusually ignorant/stupid some teens are.

example 1:
my boyfriend wants to have oralsex, but i don't. what should i do? i'm afraid he'll get mad if i say no.
don't people have the guts to talk to their partner?! that's pretty embarrassing.

example 2:
i came in this girl's mouth, and now we're afraid she might be pregnant. what should we do? we're just 17.
somebody give me a gun. i mean, have mercy. where's the knowledge?!

example 3:
i had unprotected sex two months ago, and haven't had my period since. could i be pregnant?
DUH. MOST LIKELY.


you can't know everything, but damnit, these things are so basic.
sometimes i get a laugh, but most of the time i want to kick these teens in the head, y'know?

[P of R]

Have you been reading kamratposten or what?

The oral sex one has got to be a joke.

[paul jones]

basically,these magazines are 80% advertisements and the letters are just made up or recycled and they throw in a few photos of pop stars and movie stars,TV celebs to sell it(y)

[alexandra]

Have you been reading kamratposten or what?
lol, i stopped reading KP when i was 12.

[P of R]

lol, i stopped reading KP when i was 12.

What mag was it then? Okej or whatever the fuck it's called?


(Like I would know.)

[alexandra]

Chili and a bunch of other shit.

[P of R]

Chili and a bunch of other shit.

They're always lying around in my school. Mostly on the floor and in waste-paper baskets.

[Mister Softy]

or "stupidity", or whatever you'd prefer.

i barely ever read teen magazines, but when i do, it always beats me how unusually ignorant/stupid some teens are.

example 1:

don't people have the guts to talk to their partner?! that's pretty embarrassing.

example 2:

somebody give me a gun. i mean, have mercy. where's the knowledge?!

example 3:

DUH. MOST LIKELY.


you can't know everything, but damnit, these things are so basic.
sometimes i get a laugh, but most of the time i want to kick these teens in the head, y'know?

That's surreal.

[alexandra]

They're always lying around in my school. Mostly on the floor and in waste-paper baskets.
hah, same here. you read them, lol/sigh, then throw 'em away.

[QueenAdrock]

Sometimes the "advice" is pretty fuckin' retarded, too.

For example, I remember in one beauty magazine this girl said that even after she shaves her pits, it's still dark, and how can she make that go away?

Answer:

"Make sure you wash your pits every day. It may just be dirty."


WHAT THE FUCK. How about she probably has deep roots and thinner skin there? Why not explain the science behind how hair grows, and why it may still be visible?


Either way, these experts should have bottle rockets shoved up their colons.

[alexandra]

lame questions sometimes deserve lame answers tho'.

[ericlee]

I came in my ex gf's mouth before and she had twin teeth nine months later.

[TurdBerglar]

ha

[Videodrome]

basically,these magazines are 80% advertisements and the letters are just made up or recycled and they throw in a few photos of pop stars and movie stars,TV celebs to sell it(y)
the truth has been spoken!!! NO WAY would someone think they were pregnant from oral sex at 17. They start sex ed in like the 4th grade now.

[Chicka B]

Yeah, I even know all that. :rolleyes:

[befsquire]

the title of this thread implies there is an ignorance that you can stand, but just didn't list it here.

sometimes ignorance is funny. especially when it comes in the form of jail mail.

[cosmo105]

my best friend and i sometimes read my little sister's mags just to laugh hysterically. the best is the omg SO EMBARASSING stories and the FASHION tips and HOW TO KNOW IF HE LIKES YOU because your entire well-being depends on whether or not you can get a cute boy to notice you.

[SobaViolence]

dad: what's the difference between ignorance and stupidity?
me: i dunno...
dad: one is curable.

[Friis gal]

Hehe, I also love the "I can't find my clitoris" ones... or “Is it wrong of me humping ice-cream?”

[King of Rock $]

All I know is me and the kids I knew used to read magazines like that every once in awhile and we were all so envious of all the retard teens that were already out having sex and doing cool stuff like that... Like we would read a letter from a 15 year old kid that wanted to know how to make his sperm taste more sweet so his girlfriend would swallow it, we were all like damn there are kids out there that are our age and they're doing that shit and we were green with envy.

Now its 7 years later and those kids are now probably unemployed/dead/in jail and we're not... but still... envy :(

[alexandra]

Hehe, I also love the "I can't find my clitoris" ones... or “Is it wrong of me humping ice-cream?”
hahahaha.

no Friis, it's not. making your Barbies spank each other isn't wrong either.

[Ace42X]

or "stupidity", or whatever you'd prefer.

Next thing you'll be telling us is that you believe the agony aunt column in the Sport is real.

[zorra_chiflada]

ooh, i read one once that was something like "my boyfriend tells me that you have to shave your vagina before having sex. is this true?"

[Ace42X]

I once read "my boyfriend and his best friend told me that if they both had sex with me at the same time, their sperm will fight each other and I won't get pregnant."

I suspected that it, like 97.3% of agony aunt column entries, was made up.

[vickista]

the reason they ask stupid questions like that is beacause all they read is stupid magazines like that, they actually put them in the skool library for girls to read, because some of them wont read unless there reading a magazine.

[ericlee]

I once read "my boyfriend and his best friend told me that if they both had sex with me at the same time, their sperm will fight each other and I won't get pregnant."

I suspected that it, like 97.3% of agony aunt column entries, was made up.


"it even works better if we make a sammich out of you"

Oh man, that's just bad. I not only see that as a double team invite but a gay invite in between friends as well.

[alexandra]

Next thing you'll be telling us is that you believe the agony aunt column in the Sport is real.
i made this thread 'cause i believe all those letters [written by teens] are true. i believe some teens "just do" because they're horny, and think they know what they're doing, when they actually don't know shit. is that hard to believe? right.

[mikizee]

yeah i reckon most are made up. some of the advice is plain awful and completely wrong, like when i read,

'my boyfriend told me that if he doesnt orgasm after lots of heavy petting his balls get really sore, is this true?'

to which they replied something like:

'no its not true, its just a dirty trick played by the boys so you will have sex with them. dont believe it, its nonsense!!!'

which is not the case at all!!! i remember when i was 16 and mucking around for ages, then walking home, and my balls would be agonisingly painful until i got home and did something about it. that article made me really really angry, especially since my gf at the time believed the magazine and called me a liar!!! ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad:

[Tzar]

basically,these magazines are 80% advertisements and the letters are just made up or recycled and they throw in a few photos of pop stars and movie stars,TV celebs to sell it(y)
yeah ALL the letters have to be fake. some of them are bloody funny though.
"i came in this girl's mouth" lol \m/

[Tzar]

which is not the case at all!!! i remember when i was 16 and mucking around for ages, then walking home, and my balls would be agonisingly painful until i got home and did something about it. that article made me really really angry, especially since my gf at the time believed the magazine and called me a liar!!! ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad:
:eek: this sorta happens with me and a chick too.
mucking around, hooking up etc etc then one of my nuts swelled up and i could barely walk!? i got so scared.

[icy manipulator]

There;s a great line from Coupling about those magazines. "why do we read these crappy magazines? all they are is just 100 pages of why men are crap and an article on why you should wake him up in the morning with a blow job"

i think that's classic

[jackrock]

Well, what are the answers?

[alexandra]

^ kind of what i wrote, except in a nicer way.

[Cooky Puss]

It's sad but true: A lot of today's 'youfs' are no more than little Vicky Pollards.
How I know this? I'm a mod on a MB for teenagers.

[alexandra]

^ i hope none of them has swapped their baby for a Westlife cd, tho'. :D

[fucktopgirl]

I think the way our society evolve,stupidity is getting worse!False and meaningless values are installed and perpetuated throught this culture lacking of back bones and real sense.THus kids are more polluated and it is indeed more hard for them to discern truth from the shit.

[Friis gal]

hahahaha.

no Friis, it's not. making your Barbies spank each other isn't wrong either.
I don't have any Barbies.. ;) but lots of LEGO

[alexandra]

^ you can never get enough of lego. NEVER. :)

[Mister Softy]

^ you can never get enough of lego. NEVER. :)

I should never have got rid of my lego stock... I'll regret it all my life. :(