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jackrock
05-27-2006, 06:10 PM
which sprinkler do you like best?

the one that goes 'sht sht sht sht shhhhhhhhhht..' or the one that goes like this 'shhhhh shhhh shhh'?
ericlee
05-27-2006, 06:13 PM
I like the kind that goes, pffffft. brrrrrrrrr, stick em' chik, chik, ha ha ha stik em'......
vickista
05-27-2006, 07:25 PM
which sprinkler do you like best?

the one that goes 'sht sht sht sht shhhhhhhhhht..' or the one that goes like this 'shhhhh shhhh shhh'?

"sht sht sht shhhhhhhhhht" - definatley the better of the two.
TonsOfFun
05-28-2006, 09:26 AM
southerners in the UK have been banned of using water already - now they'll be the smelly ones! hahaha

erm, I like sprinklers with girls round getting wet...

Man I love summer, when you often see girls only wearing 2 pieces of clothing. Especially when one of those is a belly ring.

Actually, the better thing about this summer is England winning the World Cup. And then girls wearing only 2 pieces of clothing celebrating in the fountains in town. Yup.
mp-seventythree
05-28-2006, 09:37 AM
It's only parts of Surrey that have the ban.

I just washed my car using a pressure washer:cool:
Chicka B
05-28-2006, 09:40 AM
I like the kind that goes, pffffft. brrrrrrrrr, stick em' chik, chik, ha ha ha stik em'......

I like this one. :D
TonsOfFun
05-28-2006, 09:58 AM
It's only parts of Surrey that have the ban.

I just washed my car using a pressure washer:cool:


You'll kill us all damnit...

...of thrist!
mp-seventythree
05-28-2006, 10:11 AM
Not Thrist, anything but that!;)

I'm okay, I have a fridge full of Magners
jabumbo
05-28-2006, 11:43 AM
i think you should bust out the ose and water your grass your own lazy self
Planetary
05-28-2006, 12:07 PM
the on that goes 'shh shh shh shh shut the hell up'
ericlee
05-28-2006, 12:35 PM
i think you should bust out the ose and water your grass your own lazy self

oh, yeah. One of the things I'll appreciate when I'm grey and old.

Stading on my front lawn with a hose in one hand and a beer in the other while wearing nothing but my boxers.
Planetary
05-28-2006, 12:38 PM
and slippers, obviously...

with a slouch and a beer belly.
ericlee
05-28-2006, 01:03 PM
oh yeah, can't forget about the slips and I've got the appropriate pair (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/6084/dsc005318am.jpg)
that wifey brought from China. Xing hou just means plain and simple, happy.

I imagine that my beer belly and probably age induced loose bowels, I'll be making my own sht sht sht sht shhhhhhhhhht noises.
Bitchamachacha
05-28-2006, 05:32 PM
You may as well have typed "cumming" soon, because there is only one "m" in coming.


I'm going to cum lots this summer.
jackrock
05-28-2006, 05:58 PM
here's what i was going for:

Milhouse: What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh
kaiser soze
05-28-2006, 06:02 PM
I thought this thread was about women who wear bikini tops around the park....

ya know, we wouldn't want to objectify them

:rolleyes:
kleptomaniac
05-30-2006, 05:30 PM
which sprinkler do you like best?

the one that goes 'sht sht sht sht shhhhhhhhhht..' or the one that goes like this 'shhhhh shhhh shhh'?


i like the ones that go "weeeeeee!"
ericlee
05-30-2006, 05:34 PM
You may as well have typed "cumming" soon, because there is only one "m" in coming.


I'm going to cum lots this summer.

those damn things are too noisy and I'm always running them over with the riding lawnmower.
like2_drink
05-30-2006, 09:32 PM
am i the only one who read both of them aloud in a muffled voice to decide?:o ..i like the first one
discopants
05-31-2006, 05:14 AM
southerners in the UK have been banned of using water already - now they'll be the smelly ones! hahaha

Actually, the better thing about this summer is England winning the World Cup. And then girls wearing only 2 pieces of clothing celebrating in the fountains in town. Yup.

The south's having a drought.
Ha ha ha. Cockney wankers.
Funky Pepp
05-31-2006, 08:12 AM
:D hihihi: there you go (http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/1660/milsprinkler.jpg)
mp-seventythree
05-31-2006, 08:21 AM
The south's having a drought.
Ha ha ha. Cockney wankers.

You're just jealous cos it rains all the time in Lancashire;)
It's weird, I'm actually closer to France and Holland than I am to you guys up there.
bigblu89
05-31-2006, 09:45 AM
I have automatic in ground sprinklers, that go off at 3am, so I don't know what sound they make.

Yeah, I'm rollin' like that.
Junker
05-31-2006, 09:47 AM
You guys talking about summer while here the winter is coming. :mad:
discopants
06-07-2006, 02:26 AM
You're just jealous cos it rains all the time in Lancashire;)
It's weird, I'm actually closer to France and Holland than I am to you guys up there.

Only 300 days a year.
TonsOfFun
06-07-2006, 03:32 AM
It's weird, I'm actually closer to France and Holland than I am to you guys up there.

You think that is by accident?

Yes more rain up here, but skin is water proof and water doesn't scare us if it falls on us from up above. Further away from the french? Wouldn't say that is a bad thing ;) Further away from the dutch - debatable if from yorkshire cus its nearly directly east, southerners have to go north a bit.