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monkey
05-28-2006, 12:58 PM
welcome, angelina jolie, to the wonderfulness of a loose vagina.

cookiepuss
05-28-2006, 01:01 PM
they named her shiloh.

How neal diamond is that?


I don't know I guess I'm a little disaapointed. I expected some a bit more Grandeous or exotic. prettier.

Shiloh s the kind of name you give to a dog.

monkey
05-28-2006, 01:07 PM
why couldnt they name her Brangelina? it's like a baby trophy. "Look! we made the prettiest, most expected baby ever!"

cookiepuss
05-28-2006, 01:10 PM
you know just because they are good looking doesn't mean the baby will be. It might get all the recessive genes. heh.

monkey
05-28-2006, 01:12 PM
it would be funny if the baby was black. and then angelina said "it must be cause she's african"

ok. funny in my head. :(

cookiepuss
05-28-2006, 01:17 PM
no, I chuckled.


Baby Brangelina could have huge lips and giant eye and a tiny nose and face. she could.

Randetica
05-28-2006, 01:26 PM
i wouldnt mind having them as my parents
i would even have sex with them

paul jones
05-28-2006, 01:43 PM
someone told me they called it The Padster

Planetary
05-28-2006, 01:49 PM
i wish i was her boyfriend.

man that sounds nerdy.

monkey
05-28-2006, 02:33 PM
pj: (y)


i wonder what websites little brannie will frequent. we should make a plea for her to make this her homepage.

befsquire
05-28-2006, 03:10 PM
you know just because they are good looking doesn't mean the baby will be. It might get all the recessive genes. heh.
omg, i said the same exact thing to the dr when we saw on cnn that they had the baby. then i said that sometimes two rather plain people make the prettiest babies, like cindy crawford's parents. then the dr said something about how i have some characteristics like cindy and i rolled my eyes really hard and told him he was high. it was still nice to hear though. anyway, we wanna see it to determine whether it got the good genes or the bad ones.

sidenote: i've had two babies, and i don't have a loose vagina. for details, ask the fly on my bedroom wall. ;)

ms.peachy
05-29-2006, 03:13 AM
welcome, angelina jolie, to the wonderfulness of a loose vagina.
Stitches. I'm tellin' you. It's like having it tailored.

adam_f
05-29-2006, 06:39 AM
But can Angelina feed her kid on 89 cents a day?

beastieangel01
05-29-2006, 03:18 PM
Stitches. I'm tellin' you. It's like having it tailored.

+ kegels

Yeti
05-29-2006, 06:13 PM
Stitches. I'm tellin' you. It's like having it tailored.

I'm sure it is very helpful but all I can think of is Frankengina.

Lex Diamonds
05-29-2006, 06:38 PM
Hey, I know you're all talking about me. I wasn't born yesterday you know. :(

monkey
05-29-2006, 07:12 PM
back to the loose-vagina-ing... im still afraid that popping out a kid from there has got to make things... iffy. i rather cut up my belly a little. nowadays, the scars are almost invisible! by the time i have babiezzz, the scar might be almost nonexistant.

Yeti
05-29-2006, 07:23 PM
You women have it tough.

My wife is due on August 7th. I'm sure that I will be in for an Exorcist type day.

Mrs_Princess
05-29-2006, 08:00 PM
I didn't even know the baby was born until I watch Access Hollywood, but they named after the dog from the Shilo movies :confused:

Warrior
05-29-2006, 08:39 PM
back to the loose-vagina-ing... im still afraid that popping out a kid from there has got to make things... iffy. i rather cut up my belly a little. nowadays, the scars are almost invisible! by the time i have babiezzz, the scar might be almost nonexistant.


ermmm,shure!maybe you should adopt instead!

Drederick Tatum
05-29-2006, 09:18 PM
hopefully the baby will be unveiled to/unleashed on the world on June 6th.would be apt.

hitmonlee
05-29-2006, 10:04 PM
back to the loose-vagina-ing... im still afraid that popping out a kid from there has got to make things... iffy. i rather cut up my belly a little. nowadays, the scars are almost invisible! by the time i have babiezzz, the scar might be almost nonexistant.

i think i read it on here once. the "word" vaganus. yeah. that scarred me. any way of having kids sounds pretty scary to me.

befsquire
05-29-2006, 10:23 PM
you know, you can have a loose vagina over time... a use it or lose it type situation. that's why all women, babies or not, should do kegel exercises as ba01 mentioned above.

i shall not disgust people further by posting things the dr said during an intimate situation, but a loose vagina is not anything i need to worry about.

Yeti
05-29-2006, 10:34 PM
Loose vaginas are not a problem for me.

I always carry a couple of 2 x 4s around where ever I go:D

ms.peachy
05-30-2006, 07:52 AM
back to the loose-vagina-ing... im still afraid that popping out a kid from there has got to make things... iffy. i rather cut up my belly a little. nowadays, the scars are almost invisible! by the time i have babiezzz, the scar might be almost nonexistant.
Don't make the mistake of thinking a ceasarian is all that much easier. It's surgery, you know? The recovery is pretty serious stuff. I was really afraid I was going to have to have an emergency c-section when she wasn't 'moving along' quickly enough. As shocking as the vaginal delivery was, I am still really glad to have done it that way, and been able to hold her and feed her and care for her right away, rather than be laid up in recovery.

enree erzweglle
05-30-2006, 08:14 AM
Don't make the mistake of thinking a ceasarian is all that much easier. It's surgery, you know? The recovery is pretty serious stuff. I was really afraid I was going to have to have an emergency c-section when she wasn't 'moving along' quickly enough. As shocking as the vaginal delivery was, I am still really glad to have done it that way, and been able to hold her and feed her and care for her right away, rather than be laid up in recovery.Honestly! Elective C-sections, so weird. Why would you subject yourself to that if you don't have to.

When I had surgery recently, it took a few hours just to wake up and then I was flat in bed for several days after that. It was not pain-free. The risks. Damn. C-sections are much, much more invasive and if you can avoid it why not.

fucktopgirl
05-30-2006, 08:26 AM
Don't make the mistake of thinking a ceasarian is all that much easier. It's surgery, you know? The recovery is pretty serious stuff. I was really afraid I was going to have to have an emergency c-section when she wasn't 'moving along' quickly enough. As shocking as the vaginal delivery was, I am still really glad to have done it that way, and been able to hold her and feed her and care for her right away, rather than be laid up in recovery.


I had a c-section because Alix was upside down and thoses doctors where morons.A doctor with experience or midwife would have been able to move the position of my baby.Anyhow,i had an epidural,freaking hurt like hell!After they just cut me self open and push on my belly and take Alix out,they put her on my upper body.Then they close up my entrails while david was in our hospital room with Alix.30 minutes later i was with her .


BUt yea PAUlie ,if you can have your babie naturally do it man,the scar of a c-section,even tho they are smaller then before ,its suck and take time to heal totally.And delivering the kid naturally must be a bit more fulfilling,i feel like i did miss something for not giving birth normally.

So Peachy,you enjoy being a mom?:) I think that when they are so tiny like yours,it is one of the best moment of having a child!