jokes haha hehe

[paul jones]

I Parked my car in a disabled spot today and a traffic warden approached me and asked " What disability do YOU suffer from then?"










































" Tourettes", I replied..." Now FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!!!"

[Mr Films]

a blonde gets pulled over by a police officer who is also blonde.
the blonde policewoman walks up and asks the blonde for her id.

"What does it look like?" asks the blonde.

"It's got your picture on it." replies the blonde policewoman.

The blonde sifts through her purse and finds a mirror. After looking at it for a moment, she hands it to the police woman.

The police woman looks at it a moment and hands it back to her.


"Ok, you're free to go. I didn't realize you were a cop."