im so hotttt

[monkey]

literally. 101.6 degrees. in my mouth.

so betting men are putting up money... do i have bird flu? west nile syphillis? unknown chemical deadly warfare? or, my favorite but a longshot: ebola


fuck, it even hurts to close my eyes

[jabumbo]

you mean that kinda cool but sort of hurting burning feeling when you shut your eyes?


i kinda like that

[GetYourWarOn]

can i have your screen name when you die?

[ampm]

This is a joke right?

[befsquire]

i'm going with an ordinary flu, since it's not 103 or higher. which is a good thing. just not as exotic.

hope you feel better soon pauli :)

[monkey]

yes you can have my name, whoever you are. ask tpk for the password.

yes im serious.

and yea, beth is right. probably a regular flu. ive never had a flu before though. thanks for the well wishes :)

[paul jones]

It's those fuckin pidgeons!

Stop the pidgeon!
Stop the pidgeon!

as Dick Dastardley said..

well get well soon Pauli!
xo:) (y)

[Bitchamachacha]

Well, if you'd stop practicing your fancy blow job techniques on the curling iron.....

[ToucanSpam]

Hopefully you will get better, Pauli.(!)

[monkey]

Well, if you'd stop practicing your fancy blow job techniques on the curling iron.....

but the curling iron doesnt go "ouch"!

[Bitchamachacha]

but the curling iron doesnt go "ouch"!


So that explains the strange metal shavings on your teeth. And all this time I thought my vagina was platinum!

[TAL]

Bling-bling!

[GetYourWarOn]

yes you can have my name, whoever you are. ask tpk for the password.






<3

[Bitchamachacha]

Bling-bling!


I'm saying, bro!

[monkey]

So that explains the strange metal shavings on your teeth. And all this time I thought my vagina was platinum!

:o it's platinum quality(y)

[adam_f]

I'm glad you haven't died!

[monkey]

i didnt die, im not hot, and all i got to show for my sickness is badass phlegm and a wheeze.

so maybe im not dying and all i got is ANOTHER cold. or strep. or maybe i am dying, one mucus-y cough at a time.

i love being gross about mucusy bodily fluids.

thanks for the get betters. :)

[befsquire]

i hope this thread doesn't get deleted for too much drama.

i mean, really, you just put your mucus out there, and you have to expect people are going to comment on your mucus and make it the subject of a poll.

[monkey]

well, you know, me being hot isnt subject to questioning or drama. it is what it is. which is why my thread is gonna live forever*!
*or until the next purge