Sexy Men.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah I am the sexiest one. All you broads done seen the snaps.

If your name's missing, you're probably in your teens.

[Kid Presentable]

*licks finger and goes 'tssssssss' on chest*

[Randetica]

no chewie option :(

[DandyFop]

"most objectifiable" hah

[Kid Presentable]

no chewie option :(
why would there be?

[ericlee]

You're lacking Paul Jones, Tzar, P of R, Kaiser Sooze, Calimero Jr., GEA, Scary Squirrel, NLOL.

Crap, there's a few more.

Cmon' Kid, get your shit straight!:mad: :p

[Randetica]

why would there be?

the real reason why ace's thread got deleted was cause it had no chewie option


gawd having all the insider information isnt as easy as you think

[Randetica]

fine!
i voted for ericK cause he loves me the most

[Kid Presentable]

You're lacking Paul Jones, Tzar, P of R, Kaiser Sooze, Calimero Jr., GEA, Scary Squirrel, NLOL.

Crap, there's a few more.

Cmon' Kid, get your shit straight!:mad: :p
Those dudes are like dogs that have been petted with hot irons compared to the Presentable One.

[ericlee]

fine!
i voted for ericK cause he loves me the most

well, thanks.

Wait a min, oh yeah you did.

erick

D'oh!!

[paul jones]

I'm the sexiest bastard here and my penis is fucking massive

[alexandra]

Tzar all the way.

[Qdrop]

now let's all fight about this guys...

cause, you know....this is really important.

[Randetica]

CMute, that fucker's fine!

Oh wait, I forgot to sign in under an alias.:o

i can vote again brb

[Echewta]

no chewie option :(
old school loyal to the core. (y)

[Randetica]

damn im sweet

[Randetica]

oh yeah and old skool

[cookiepuss]

this is too hard. How can i pick just one?

[Kid Presentable]

now let's all fight about this guys...

cause, you know....this is really important.
Shut the fuck up you ugly fucking dishwasher...(n)

[abcdefz]

I take it I was eliminated to make the competition at least slightly fair. Me and Jason Schwartman.

[Kid Presentable]

While we're talking about objects, I don't mind being treated like one. As long as it's not me accompanying a 30-strong group of female mountain bikers on a trek, and we come across a ravine that is impossible for mountain bikes to cross. Because I don't want to be a bridge. Right?

[Kid Presentable]

I take it I was eliminated to make the competition at least slightly fair. Me and Jason Schwartman.
You're going to have to go in the other poll. Qdrop will start that one.

[cosmo105]

duh. (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/coachella3.jpg)

[alexandra]

^ woah, that woman in the background got LONG hair.

[jabumbo]

you forgot to explain the ratings system

[ILLMIX]

I'd like to see links to the pics of these people if that is possible??

---i'm male by the way, just wanna see wot girls like in guys:cool:

[cosmo105]

however, i have nothing but love and mixtapes for tgmb!.

[DandyFop]

duh. (http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/coachella3.jpg)

So you voted for SobaViolence then, I take it?

[abcdefz]

...I put out...



A) The trash

B) The dog

C) The light

D) The fire

[abcdefz]

The women will be disappointed.

[DandyFop]

Fire Crotch!

[kleptomaniac]

i think Yauch's the sexiest, sorry guys

he's not a pustule though

[marsdaddy]

I object to qdrop.

[abcdefz]

That's not the type of fire I'm talkin' bout. Prolly explains why you're not on the poll.


Reason number 2656786. (y)

[enree erzweglle]

It's a good list although I would exclude a few more people. Not that they're not attractive, but some of the people on the list, man, don't at all seem sexy or desirable from where I'm sitting.

[cosmo105]

oooh! DISH!

[Echewta]

I keep a mirror on my desk.

[cosmo105]

it's really attached to the bottom of his desk so he can look up skirts and gauchos.

[Qdrop]

I object to qdrop.

shut up and kiss me.

[Echewta]

I'm down with the hungry butt gauchos.

[abcdefz]

:( Well, I think you're sexy in a "non-gay, not even really meaning it" type of way.



How you talk!

No, I'm all right. I know, because the drunk lady with the parrot in the apartment next door insists I make dinner for her this week.

Um. No.

Brazen hussy!

[Qdrop]

AZ is not attractive.

he is an ugly man who tries to fill the void with elitist, pretentious snobbery about art and general social knowledge.

and he smells of 3-day old Muenster.

[enree erzweglle]

Maybe it's just because I'm older, but what's appealing to me is a mature guy who enjoys conversing, someone who is humble, positive, shows an interest in a variety of things, enjoys learning and advancing himself, is a good person, reaches out to people. Someone who doesn't take life for granted but who also knows how to relax and enjoy it too. Someone who is not selfish, not threatened when someone else knows more than he does, not hung up on himself and his problems. (!)

Those qualities in a guy: sexy.

For those reasons, my vote would be split among a few different people on the list.

And I now that I think about it, TAL should be on that list. He's a good guy.

[Qdrop]

Maybe it's just because I'm older, but what's appealing to me is a mature guy who enjoys conversing, someone who is humble, positive, shows an interest in a variety of things, enjoys learning and advancing himself, is a good person, reaches out to people. Someone who doesn't take life for granted but who also knows how to relax and enjoy it too. Someone who is not selfish, not threatened when someone else knows more than he does, not hung up on himself and his problems. (!)

Those qualities in a guy: sexy.

For those reasons, my vote would be split among a few different people on the list.

And I now that I think about it, TAL should be on that list. He's a good guy.

shut up and kiss me.

[mp-seventythree]

Maybe it's just because I'm older, but what's appealing to me is a mature guy who enjoys conversing, someone who is humble, positive, shows an interest in a variety of things, enjoys learning and advancing himself, is a good person, reaches out to people. Someone who doesn't take life for granted but who also knows how to relax and enjoy it too. Someone who is not selfish, not threatened when someone else knows more than he does, not hung up on himself and his problems. (!)

Those qualities in a guy: sexy.



I think you may very well be the perfect woman. Too bad you live so far away and I have a girlfriend.

[kleptomaniac]

And I now that I think about it, TAL should be on that list. He's a good guy.

yay thomas :) ahem. main squeeze

[Randetica]

TAL all the way (y)

[enree erzweglle]

^^^ Ha! Tomorrow at this time, I will be wearing steel-toed boots and working a 16" chainsaw. Put that criterion on your sexy woman's "pole". :)

[ericlee]

I shouldn't have been put up there just for the fact that I can never grow a beard.

Who wants to spend the rest of thier life with a guy who will probably look 15 when he's 75?

I think my wife just puts up with me because we both age the same.

[synch]

It's a good list although I would exclude a few more people. Not that they're not attractive, but some of the people on the list, man, don't at all seem sexy or desirable from where I'm sitting.
Ok. Fine. You are right. Didn't have to rub it in though :(

[Randetica]

can i see a picture of other?
he must be hot


lame joke #688214

[JBernas]

Maybe it's just because I'm older, but what's appealing to me is a mature guy who enjoys conversing, someone who is humble, positive, shows an interest in a variety of things, enjoys learning and advancing himself, is a good person, reaches out to people. Someone who doesn't take life for granted but who also knows how to relax and enjoy it too. Someone who is not selfish, not threatened when someone else knows more than he does, not hung up on himself and his problems. (!)

Those qualities in a guy: sexy.

For those reasons, my vote would be split among a few different people on the list.

And I now that I think about it, TAL should be on that list. He's a good guy.


enree always puts things in perspective (y)

[enree erzweglle]

enree always puts things in perspective (y)JBernas! How are you! I was thinking of you a few days ago and wondering...how's she doing? It's nice to see you here!

I don't know that I put things into perspective. I overthink a lot of the time and that has a tendency to muddy up what had the potential to be a nice sort of clear body of water. :)

[marsdaddy]

...not threatened when someone else knows more than he does...Pretty much excludes me and Qdrop.

[enree erzweglle]

Pretty much excludes me and Qdrop.Nah, I wasn't thinking of either of you when I wrote that.

edit: I forgot to insert a :D and without it, what I wrote sounded harsh.

So here: :D :D :D

[DroppinScience]

And how was *I* missed out?

I think there should be a "Division II" poll for all the ones who were missing the first time around.

[abcdefz]

I'm thinking it's one of those "I'm too sexy for my message board" sort of things. Chalk it up.

[KingOfPop]

Why was'nt I on the list?..............Bitches!!

[ericlee]

Why was'nt I on the list?..............Bitches!!

you wouldn't have gotten many votes anyways. I believe all of the posters here are over 9 years old.

[abcdefz]

ouch

[KingOfPop]

That really hurts...I mean I would actually be crying right now but I'm afraid my face might fall apart...although I don't know why since I've never had plastic surgery.

[ericlee]

That really hurts...I mean I would actually be crying right now but I'm afraid my face might fall apart...although I don't know why since I've never had plastic surgery.

don't worry, Q seems to think that there's a swarm of retarded chimps here. I'm sure they'd vote for you.(y)

But still, I do believe that they're just not in your age bracket.

[Mrs_Princess]

Sexy men??? my man MrPerfect :rolleyes:

[KingOfPop]

don't worry, Q seems to think that there's a swarm of retarded chimps here. I'm sure they'd vote for you.(y)

But still, I do believe that they're just not in your age bracket.


Maybe one of them is Bubbles (http://www.cincinnatipretender.com/05_14_05/stories/story_images/bubbles1.jpg). I've been looking for that little bugger!

[WillaH]

hey, i'm pretty old to this baord but i havent posted much just been an observer, but i was browsing the family thread in sureshots and why isnt ILLMIX on the poll??? he is HOT!!! take a look;)

[Cooky Puss]

I voted Brodie. Because he's the only one I actually met, and his Mix-Tape was lovely and his beard is quite awesome. Or the other way around.
Anyhoo, knowledge of good music is cool and cool=sexy and brodie has a shiteload of knowledge on music. So eh, yeah. (y)

[Freebasser]

I voted for Mickill becuz hes hot

[Drederick Tatum]

there's more guys than girls voting in this poll.

[marsdaddy]

there's more guys than girls voting in this poll.I'd have voted for you, KOR, or MOA if you were options.

[Tzar]

there's more guys than girls voting in this poll.
holy crap, there is too.

thanks alex :cool:

[Kid Presentable]

there's more guys than girls voting in this poll.
hahaha

[Knuckles]

If I win this sucker I'm making a sexy calendar just for the ladies.

[Randetica]

ah shit
i wasted my votes

[icy manipulator]

Tzar all the way.
ha, surprise surprise ;)

[b i o n i c]

i dont think anyone here knows what i look like

and if you did i still wouldnt be on that pole. ha!

[ILLMIX]

hey, i'm pretty old to this baord but i havent posted much just been an observer, but i was browsing the family thread in sureshots and why isnt ILLMIX on the poll??? he is HOT!!! take a look;)


:cool: hey thanks.........seems like i didnt make the cut though.

[P of R]

They're all hawt lolz

[MagicCowboy]

"If your name's missing, you're probably in your teens."

Thank god, I thought there was something wrong with me!

[Calimero jr.]

I used to be the sexiest thing around, now all the 18 years old teen sluts arriving at my university don't look at me anymore and tell me "Mister". My good time is gone.....:( (n)

Paul Jones is sexy, in a Pub'n'Pint kind of way (y)

[WillaH]

:cool: hey thanks.........seems like i didnt make the cut though.


i think ur the hottest thing on this board............its just that other girsl have probably not seeen ur pics......if they had they'd know what i'm talking about

[befsquire]

*insert known reply here*

[Randetica]

SHUUUUT UUUUUP

[befsquire]

don't want to

[Randetica]

you better dont

but the lame alias should

[avignon]

As if there was any question.

[Lex Diamonds]

Everyone who has posted/voted has failed to mention the irony of this thread being accepted by the many members of the board who took issue with its female-based equivalent.

[avignon]

I took no issue with anything. I didn't see it anyway, I just heard the tales second-hand. I don't see what the hoopla was about anyways.

[ToucanSpam]

I'm only dissapointed I was not in this poll.

[monkey]

you didnt even include my top 3. damn, men have no clue whats sexxxxy to the ladies.

[Lex Diamonds]

you didnt even include my top 3. damn, men have no clue whats sexxxxy to the ladies.
He said teens aren't allowed, but don't worry, I know. ;)

[Qdrop]

i'm officially changing my name to "Other".

i win.

[na§tee]

i'd snog four o' them.

[mickill]

Is Qdrop one of them?

At least the two people that did vote for me are female. How many of you can say the same? That being said, this thread is a sausagefest.

[na§tee]

nah, not the q. he beats up bats!
three on the list, one "other".
i love sausages!

[enree erzweglle]

nah, not the q. he beats up bats!
i love sausages!Yeah and he plays favorites with his dog and cat.

[alexandra]

Maybe it's just because I'm older, but what's appealing to me is a mature guy who enjoys conversing, someone who is humble, positive, shows an interest in a variety of things, enjoys learning and advancing himself, is a good person, reaches out to people. Someone who doesn't take life for granted but who also knows how to relax and enjoy it too. Someone who is not selfish, not threatened when someone else knows more than he does, not hung up on himself and his problems. (!)

Those qualities in a guy: sexy.
words like that only come from wise, sexy women. seriously. i agree on what you wrote.

btw, you know who's truly sexy? Michael Bublé. yes sir.

[mickill]

btw, you know who's truly sexy? Michael Bublé. yes sir.
Michael Bublé and my wife competed in the same talent show years ago, before I met her. He won and my wife came in second place. He tried to get my wife's number afterwards. She declined. I, on the other hand, did not get rejected. In your face, Bublé!

[alexandra]

Michael Bublé and my wife competed in the same talent show years ago, before I met her. He won and my wife came in second place. He tried to get my wife's number afterwards. She declined. I, on the other hand, did not get rejected. In your face, Bublé!
hah. :D that doesn't touch his sexiness tho'.

[mickill]

I don't think you understand, though. I won. He lost. There's nothing sexy about failure.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't think you understand, though. I won. He lost. There's nothing sexy about failure.
Did you ever unlock the Beasties in NBA Jam? Cause I'm saying, you'd have that over Buble too.

Fuckin Buble.

[Drederick Tatum]

those names up there indicate that this is nothing more than a sympathy poll.

whoa, I just did a image search for that Buble guy, he has a face that is just dying to be punched. same with Lee Westwood and that Ryan Seacrest goon.

[Chicka B]

Every male on this messageboard is sexy. Except for Q 'cause he reminds me too much of my dad. There should be a lot more dudes listed like TAL, Anders Nilsson, The Padster, Yauch, TurdBerglar, etc…But I voted other on the poll. :D

[little j]

too many sexy mens to pick just one.

and im not even gonna list any.

[Randetica]

Every male on this messageboard is sexy. Except for Q 'cause he reminds me too much of my dad. There should be a lot more dudes listed like TAL, Anders Nilsson, The Padster, Yauch, TurdBerglar, etc…But I voted other on the poll. :D

HAHA seriously q looks remind me of my dad
q + kor punched together = so my dad

i also agree with the rest
hell yeah i do!