Gay cowboys, insane co-workers and, btw, bottom cleavage isn't slutty at all

[mickill]

This is all random.

So my wife finally got me to watch Brokeback Mountain with her the other night. I know this is like old news now, but I wasn't panning on ever seeing it, so whatever. I was reluctant to see it, not because it's a "gay cowboy movie", but because it looked boring as hell. The plethora of accolades and the Oscar nominations never really meant anything to me, because, if memory serves me correct, movies like Crash, The English Patient and Chicago win Oscars as well. And I don't really like Ang Lee's movies. Especially The Hulk.

Anyway, I failed to notice any kind of chemistry between the two dudes whatsoever. And it's like, I was looking for it too. And then out of nowhere Jack Twist is trying to kiss Anus in the tent. And I'm like, did Anus even throw this guy any signals? Anyway, if that's all it takes for another dude to think I'm game to start throwing the penis at him then I've been doing a lot of things to mislead the gay men I've encountered in my lifetime, because that guy was just hanging out pretty much, doing his own thing and I really don't get it. I don't get it. Anyway, I guess the movie was okay.

There's a guy I work with in the graphics dept at work whom I'm pretty certain is keen on slaughtering everyone in the building someday. I was in his office the other day and made the mistake of asking how he was doing, just being polite. His reply would take about 10 minutes for me to type out, but it basically consisted of gratuitous usage of the words/phrases: "bullshit" "fuck", "fed up", "had it", "about to lose it," "losing it", "losing my mind", "losing my fucking mind" and so forth. There've been numerous complaints from various employees throughout the years regarding his temper/psychotic tendencies.The other half of the time he'll have this corny smile on his face and acts all overly friendly. It's a little on the ridiculous side. He's one of those people that have to clear their throat before they respond to you because they plan on talking for awhile. I don't know....I figure the GM is well aware of the likelihood of him coming to work with a shotgun and going on a killing spree or he'd have let him go some time ago, I'm sure.

Anyway, what's up with all the vanity threads? It's like the low self esteem/need for validation forum up in here.

[CJM]

so, i'm guessing i'd be a 'bad person' for not wanting to see two guys kiss, and then bone?

psycho people are sketchy.

[TurdBerglar]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM CLEAVAGE

[mickill]

It's in the title.

Here, I'll elaborate. Bottom cleavae isn't slutty. It's just like top cleavage, except it's on the bottom. It's like, if a girl shows a little butt cleavage/crack, that's considered more provocative than her showing the bottom part, which essentially is just like bottom cleavage, and tends to be exposed when a female wears a bikini/bathing suit. It's like the upside down backwards version of the same thing, reallly. Or something. That's how I see it.

[Drederick Tatum]

mickill is going to be on the news.

[beastiegirrl101]

bottom cleavage is only acceptable in the bedroom. Otherwise its slutty.

[enree erzweglle]

I love your post, mickill.

I don't remember enough about the cowboys to remember if there was overt flirting, mutual or otherwise. I do remember one scene where fair-haired-cowboy told a story that was all of about six sentences and dark-haired-cowboy sort of looked at him for a bit and then said that that was the most he'd heard him say in all the time they'd been together. I think that happened before the tent romp and it seemed a little coy to me, playful but not sexual--more leading up to something more meaningful. But yeah, the sex part--man, that happened mighty fast.

The chemistry that I got from them came from fair-haired-cowboy. Particularly in the scenes in dark-haired-cowboy's ma's house--the way fair bonded with the ma and when he was in dark's bedroom and found the shirts. Those were great scenes but they were designed to be that way all heartstringy.

I do remember loving the look of that movie and I wanted to be in those mountains and when I saw it, I was touched by the music. I should listen to the soundtrack again. I haven't heard it in months.

[marsdaddy]

It's on my NetFlix queue, so I'll be forced to either ignore it or watch it shortly.

I thought bottom cleavage was also known as plumber's crack.

[mickill]

No, I meant, boob bottom, not ass bottom.

Bottom cleavage is also acceptable while grocery shopping and/or washing the car.

enree, I see what you mean. I just don't know how the initial man-humping would have occured. I mean, I know it can get boring/lonely herding sheep up in the mountains but seriously, it was kinda like, "oh, okay fiiiine, here ya go" and all of a sudden, they're going at it. I don't know. You're right about the soundtrack, though. It's pretty addictive. And it was filmed beautifully.

[Maisailana]

now that's a thread title!

[cosmo105]

bottom cleavage weirds me out. not that i'm a prude or anything. it just looks wrong to me for some reason.

[GetYourWarOn]

brokeback mountain was a really good movie. and any kind of cleavage rules.

[Kid Presentable]

This is all random.

So my wife finally got me to watch Brokeback Mountain with her the other night. I know this is like old news now, but I wasn't panning on ever seeing it, so whatever. I was reluctant to see it, not because it's a "gay cowboy movie", but because it looked boring as hell. The plethora of accolades and the Oscar nominations never really meant anything to me, because, if memory serves me correct, movies like Crash, The English Patient and Chicago win Oscars as well. And I don't really like Ang Lee's movies. Especially The Hulk.

Anyway, I failed to notice any kind of chemistry between the two dudes whatsoever. And it's like, I was looking for it too. And then out of nowhere Jack Twist is trying to kiss Anus in the tent. And I'm like, did Anus even throw this guy any signals? Anyway, if that's all it takes for another dude to think I'm game to start throwing the penis at him then I've been doing a lot of things to mislead the gay men I've encountered in my lifetime, because that guy was just hanging out pretty much, doing his own thing and I really don't get it. I don't get it. Anyway, I guess the movie was okay.

There's a guy I work with in the graphics dept at work whom I'm pretty certain is keen on slaughtering everyone in the building someday. I was in his office the other day and made the mistake of asking how he was doing, just being polite. His reply would take about 10 minutes for me to type out, but it basically consisted of gratuitous usage of the words/phrases: "bullshit" "fuck", "fed up", "had it", "about to lose it," "losing it", "losing my mind", "losing my fucking mind" and so forth. There've been numerous complaints from various employees throughout the years regarding his temper/psychotic tendencies.The other half of the time he'll have this corny smile on his face and acts all overly friendly. It's a little on the ridiculous side. He's one of those people that have to clear their throat before they respond to you because they plan on talking for awhile. I don't know....I figure the GM is well aware of the likelihood of him coming to work with a shotgun and going on a killing spree or he'd have let him go some time ago, I'm sure.

Anyway, what's up with all the vanity threads? It's like the low self esteem/need for validation forum up in here.


No Brokeback.

[na§tee]

There's a guy I work with in the graphics dept at work whom I'm pretty certain is keen on slaughtering everyone in the building someday. I was in his office the other day and made the mistake of asking how he was doing, just being polite. His reply would take about 10 minutes for me to type out, but it basically consisted of gratuitous usage of the words/phrases: "bullshit" "fuck", "fed up", "had it", "about to lose it," "losing it", "losing my mind", "losing my fucking mind" and so forth. There've been numerous complaints from various employees throughout the years regarding his temper/psychotic tendencies.The other half of the time he'll have this corny smile on his face and acts all overly friendly. It's a little on the ridiculous side. He's one of those people that have to clear their throat before they respond to you because they plan on talking for awhile. I don't know....I figure the GM is well aware of the likelihood of him coming to work with a shotgun and going on a killing spree or he'd have let him go some time ago, I'm sure.
(lb) is his name.. edward norton?

that was very train of thought; i like it. i like it a lot.

re: brokeback, i haven't seen it since it came out i'm afraid so i feel i can't really give a considered reply. i do remember having a conversation about it with my flatmate regarding the sort of "unfulfilled narratively yet still somehow satisfied" feeling she had at the end. the love story i found was at the same time totally hollywood-ized and at the same time not perfect and linear and blah and blah and blah. i don't really know how to explain how we were feeling and i'm not really explaining it real eloquently now so i'll stop.

p.s. my laptop has been broken permanently :mad:.

[Nuzzolese]

Ha! He clears his throat before responding. I know people like that. Usually they never make eye contact with me. And usually they are harmless bitches so I guess if he does make eye contact with you then he is dangerous. That's my logical approach to this situation.

I've been trying to watch Miller's Crossing for about four days now but keep starting it late at night and falling asleep. I don't know why it is that almost none of the Oscar movies have appealed to me. It has seemed like they were all trying to send a message or carve a niche in movie history or be poignantly relevant more than they are trying to make a good movie. Or maybe I'm just confusing the publicity with the movie itself. The publicity surrounding the movies sells them on their social relevance. Or maybe it just so happens that Oscar movies are poignant and carve movie history niches just by being really, really good. Homosexuality, racism, transgenderality, prostitution, capitalism, political scandal...of course movies are always about that. And Capote and Walk the Line weren't so much commentaries on the wide world. I'm going to stop typing now. blehjgh.

[abcdefz]

I didn't buy that first encounter at all. It was like they skipped points B, C, D, and E straight on their reckless way to F.

[mickill]

He actually never makes eye contact when he's rambling. He just sits there with this eerie smile on his face. I should also mention that he's a very agressive eater. I used to sit across from him when we still shared an office and he'd pull these sandwiches from out of one of his desk drawers (where he stored his food) throughout the day, and you'd think that whatever animal was used to fill the thing was still alive the way he'd bite into that poor sandwich. I've never seen anything like it. I've also never seen anyone consume so many McDonald's breakfast burritos.

I also feel uneasy about being around people that growl a lot when they're frustrated or angry. It just seems kinda beastlike, especially when it's constant. He really is going to kill us all.


The key to getting an oscar nomination:

For men= Playing someone with a physical or mental disability or an accent.

For women= Playing someone that shows their boobs a lot. No bottom cleavage.

[enree erzweglle]

Oh man, mickill, that guy is scary. It's a good thing to get sociopathic people like him out of your life. Is he a loner? Seems that sooner or later loners or people who can't hold relationships for too long wind up self-destructing or going off the deep end in some unpleasant and/or messy way.

The key to getting an oscar nomination:

For men= Playing someone with a physical or mental disability or an accent.

For women= Playing someone that shows their boobs a lot. No bottom cleavage.
Yeah and it seems to help if, in previous years, you were robbed and your oscar was given to someone who fits one of the above categories even though maybe their accent and/or boobs were undeserving of the nod let alone the statue itself.

[na§tee]

don't forget it helps if you are uglified. and also if you are gay. or are just generally a minority. or tom hanks.

[enree erzweglle]

don't forget it helps if you are uglified. and also if you are gay. or are just generally a minority. or tom hanks.Right...the transformative factor. Like what Charlize Theron did. Although hers wasn't all just a physical transformation. She channeled Aileen Wuornos maybe in some weird devil/crossroads sort of way.

[abcdefz]

For men = being John Williams
For women = being Edith Head

[mickill]

Oh man, mickill, that guy is scary. It's a good thing to get sociopathic people like him out of your life. Is he a loner? Seems that sooner or later loners or people who can't hold relationships for too long wind up self-destructing or going off the deep end in some unpleasant and/or messy way.

I'm not sure if he's a loner. I know he's married. I think he should be retiring soon. He looks like he's in his early sixties. I'm sure he has friends because he likes to make conversation with people a lot. I can see people trying to avoid him and kinda looking around a lot when they do talk to him, though, like they're searching for a way to escape or for someone to rescue them or something. Not out of fear, just boredom. People tend to roll their eyes a lot and look up at the ceiling and exhale when he talks because he's never looking at you anyhow.

Tom Hanks. Transformers. John Williams. All very valid points.

[Yeti]

I didn't buy that first encounter at all. It was like they skipped points B, C, D, and E straight on their reckless way to F.

You may want to watch it one more time. Early in the film there was a flashback of Ennis teabagging a stray sheep while Jack yelled---does the wool feel good on your balls?! Then Ennis yelled---Yeehaw!

The scene was quick but very disturbing. It was almost akin to the hillbilly rape in Deliverance but without a fat guy squealing like a pig and being humped by a yellow toothed inbred.

[Echewta]

Bottom clev and tan lines are hot 80s style.

[ericlee]

This is all random.

So my wife finally got me to watch Brokeback Mountain

This is the furthest I've read into it.

[jlees_mcsd]

I personally prefer girl on girl if I have to watch same sex coupling. I think females have more flexability in positions and technique. Won't watch brokeback, I like Heath too much to see him slobbing on a dude. :p