Post something that you never remember saying

[DandyFop]

Do a search of all your posts. Go a ways back and find something that you totally forgot about. (this is easy for me, my memory sucks).

My mom got fake nails for me because I bite mine really badly. They weren't the long hooker nails or anything, just little short ones.

I bit them off.

[jackrock]

unco?! since when?!
what the?

[ericlee]

ohhhh, there's one in one of those sexy women posting pics thread that I didn't even type.

My buddy Jacob decided to come over and we both drank a few. I mean a shitload and I ended up crashing early and I left the laptop on for him.

Oh man, I'm gonna piss on him the next time he spends the night. I'll do something in revenge. The bastard.

[Tzar]

http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1159164&postcount=20
i can sorta remember it.

[Documad]

It happens all the time when somone bumps an old thread in other music and I don't realize it and start to post and realize that I already did and I have a completely different answer now.

What I'd like to know is how can 250 people look at one of my threads and not one single person pities me enough to reply to it?

[CJM]

sounds like you're in the perfect christmas spirit. do you carry the book, by that guy who went places?

a classic moment showing how articulate i truly am.

[Chicka B]

I don't ever remember doin This. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1166919&postcount=61) :o

[Freebasser]

I saved my file and walked over to my bed, there must have been two dozen
people on my contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to
me, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. I slumped into my
bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused me to feel much more tired
than I was. I sulked into my pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Rufus
up and he looked at me. Rufus is Border collie and the most beautiful dog I
have ever seen, he's understanding for a dog and apart from house training
has never disappointed me. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise
whenever something was wrong. I rubbed his head between his ears and he
licked my face and nose, causing me to laugh. My nose is my special spot
and Rufus seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at me,
his right front paw on my chest. I don't know why and still don't but I
kissed him on the lips and he licked me more, his tongue searching. I
willingly accepted, and my tongue joined his. I hugged him then and
whispered into his ear how much I loved him, it struck me then how lonely I
was, I hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was
Rufus, my best friend... Humping my belly?! I stopped hugging him and
laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Ruuf?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. My eyesight
was drawn immediately to his sheath; his pink cock was starting to stick
out. Lying down as I was, contrasting against his black and white fur his
cock wasn't hard to spot. I moved my foot up to touch it, and he started to
hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then I got his cock
in-between my big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for
them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I
should mention now that I never got Rufus fixed, I wouldn't want it done to
me, so I'm certainly not going to have it done to my friend. He kept on
doing this for a while, and I just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly
moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. I sat up, my own dick
making a dent in my boxers. I took Rufus's cock into my hand and was amazed
how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump my hand until he spotted the wet
patch on my boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really
like the taste. He stopped humping my hand so I used the distraction to
take my boxers off, my dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little
licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning me on but Rufus just
seemed interested in my precum, eventually I had to push him away as my
cockhead was getting oversensitive. As I pushed his head down he seemed to
dive between my bum and started licking. He was going to rim me! I didn't
hesitate and spread my legs, my heart beating wildly; I've wanted this for
so long. My anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched my bared
arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing me to
moan out in pleasure. I may live by myself, but I've always been quite
during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable I couldn't help
but moan in response. Rufus if anything seemed encouraged by this and
licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between my cheeks. It felt so good,
but then I saw his cock, I knew what had to be done; at least what I
thought had to be done. I rolled over and he continued lapping at my
pucker, never ceasing until I got up on all fours and he got the idea
almost instantly. He jumped up onto my back and started humping, I winced
his front paws clawing my back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of
what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot
poker was trying to shove its way into me. He buried it in with one thrust
and I did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He
didn't stop, didn't wait for me to adjust, just fucked me hard and fast,
his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. I could hear him
panting, his tongue resting upon my back, hot doggy drool covering my
neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into
pleasure. I can say now nothing compares to the feeling of hot dog cock,
nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into me,
grinding against my prostate, his paws reaching back and rubbing against my
cock. Then it happened. Like all dogs, Rufus had a knot. I didn't get a
chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against my
sphincter. I tried to resist but there was no way I could have held out. I
was his bitch and I was going to get tied. I've read enough dog stories to
know about knots, and instead of panicking I just... opened up? I defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad I did to, his knot
entered into me and I was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked me
even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, I thought he was
pissing into me! Oh my god, I never knew anything could cum that much, and
then his knot expanded, then I felt pain. I felt like I was going to
explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and I damn near
passed out from the pain. But slowly I adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to
lick me clean, getting all the cum from my spent arse. I got onto my side,
and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near my face and sniffled, giving me a lick. I told him how much of
a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then I slept..

[zorra_chiflada]

oh, i remember that clearly. :mad:

[Freebasser]

But it has a puppy in, Susan (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

:mad:

[Freebasser]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :D

[jabumbo]

referring to mister rogers...

i took a class in the building where they used to film the show.

you come out of that places thinking "how in the hell did they fit all that magical puppet land stuff in there?"

[GetYourWarOn]

have sex with her and then don't call, talk, or look in her direction for like a week to 10 days.


...

[cosmo105]

the fact that my mom knows that i'm sexually active with my boyfriend...


or the fact that i know that my mom's sexually active with her boyfriend.


eww :(

still gross.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm going in as Kid Presentable. Useing Moe as the avatar.

Y'all should watch this, it's like the war in Iraq.

hmmm

[bigblu89]

So, not to sound like a dick, or Turd, but how much of it is "I don't think we can last as a long distance couple." and how much of it is "I don't have any money to buy you a good Xmas present."?

When talking to heiress about her man dumping her around Christmas time.

[yeahwho]

But it has a puppy in, Susan (y)

Speaking of puppies.........checkout this odd puppytummy site (http://www.puppytummy.com/).

[tracky]

UI'll be the smae plbpek o iw as las time this therad vame up i dunno who that was exactly but ther;s a search funcyion somewhear

i think its pretty obvious why i don't remember this one

[ericlee]

ohhhh, there's one in one of those sexy women posting pics thread that I didn't even type.

My buddy Jacob decided to come over and we both drank a few. I mean a shitload and I ended up crashing early and I left the laptop on for him.

Oh man, I'm gonna piss on him the next time he spends the night. I'll do something in revenge. The bastard.

sorry to quote myself but I posted his pics in the drunk thread. Go check them out and have a laugh.

My oh my, sweet revenge.:cool:

[HEIRESS]

semen smells like yeasty bread thats in a bowl with a blue dishtowel laid over it which was left to rise in the window via the heat of the sun

and

I WAS STANDING UP EATING PASTA LEFTOVERS OUTTA A TUPPERWARE YAH SEE

AND I WAS HOLDIN A BOTTLE O'ICE TEA YAH SEE

AND THEN I LAUGHED AT SUMTIN AND BENTED OVER A LIL YAH SEE

AND THE ICE TEA SPILLED INTO THE PASTA VESSEL YAH SEE

BUT I ATE IT ANYWAY YAH SEE

ICE TEA PASTA SAUCE YAH SEE

[HEIRESS]

When talking to heiress about her man dumping her around Christmas time.

OH SNAP

it was kinda the other way around though,
kinda
sorta
hrrrmmmmphhhh

[GreenEarthAl]

"They just need some Marvin Gaye music and for someone to dim the lights."

[TAL]

The name makes me think of blue balls.
See?!?! I don't remember everything.

[jabumbo]

.

I never remember my dreams

[TAL]

That's obviously a fake quote, I don't write TAL like that.

And now you've edited it to make it look real. Silly boy.

[na§tee]

i wholeheartedly agree.
i heart elliott gould. and altman.
and cats!
although i actually do remember it.

[Chicka B]

Here's a whole thread I don't remember making because it's stupid. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=58988)

[kll]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1108482&postcount=287

[marsdaddy]

He probably thinks the same about you. "That K sure is cute, but she led me down the path of ass play only to stomp my buzz when I was direct about it."

Some day you'll see a post in the missed connection sections of your local paper about this.

I remember it now, but it looked unfamiliar.

[alexandra]

i'm not very keen of the idea.

[DipDipDive]

The mere mention of Jimmy Buffett creates an uneasy sensation in my bowels.

Still true, by the way. (lb)

[King of Rock $]

too much work

[paul jones]

'Yeah I think it'll be a great idea to drop out of college and spend 2 decades in shitty jobs'

[Randetica]

But it has a puppy in, Susan (y)

hmm i dont remember that one

[Pres Zount]

Yes, dropping ones guts into a box always leaves the risk of a mess. I hope the cardboad doesn't go soggy.
.

[zorra_chiflada]

.

hehe. droppin guts.

[DipDipDive]

hehe. droppin guts.

Is that like pooping?

[zorra_chiflada]

Is that like pooping?

it's like when you get one of those lower bowel pains, and then you do a massive fart and it's gone.

[ToucanSpam]

hehe. droppin guts.
related to DroppinScience, I presume.

[alexandra]

omggggggg im so drunkkkkkk lololol
i don't remember that 'cause i never wrote it.