Who is the hottest/you'd want to nail/masturbate to/or date?

[ciaobellaOX]

WHO???? WHO??? WHO???

[ericlee]

seriously, I just masturbate to the blue screen and the typed letters. It doesn't matter who types them because they all look the same.

Keep typing people.

[Echewta]

Skye, hahaha. I'm up there twice.

[abcdefz]

N/A :)

[kll]

All I want is echewta. Kicking dirt. With some cider in his pocket. Laughing real loud. While I lay in bed. Mad.

[mp-seventythree]

There's no "any of them" option

[Echewta]

All I want is echewta. Kicking dirt. With some cider in his pocket. Laughing real loud. While I lay in bed. Mad.
Call the police, theres a mad man around!

[abcdefz]

There's no "any of them" option


...even Echewta?

I mean, I know it's Echewta, but I'm still surprised.

[ericlee]

this is why I dislike polls with people's names on them. There's always people missing and alot of jealousy could occur.

We need to make a sticky thread with all the people's names on it so that we can use it in events like this.:rolleyes:

[TAL]

Call the police, theres a mad man around!
The only Pet Shop Boys song that mentions Finland.

[Echewta]

...even Echewta?

I mean, I know it's Echewta, but I'm still surprised.
I'm just the generic board guy I suppose. Not really any different than in real life. WWWWHHOOOAAAAAAIIIISSSSMMMEEEEE.

[kll]

this is why I dislike polls with people's names on them. There's always people missing and alot of jealousy could occur.

We need to make a sticky thread with all the people's names on it so that we can use it in events like this.:rolleyes:


so, you're upset that echewta's on there and you're not?

[beastiegirrl101]

you should all thank Zorra for making this thread since she is CiaobellaOX

UPDATE: a few people have access to that account actually...just informed.

[kll]

i'm so embarrassed- i'm the only one who has voted!

[Freebasser]

:mad:

[Echewta]

My kinda board girl (http://media1.gkko.com/3326/catfoodFATBITCH.wmv)

[DipDipDive]

After careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that this message board is home to lots of hot broads.

[DandyFop]

Yeah after looking at that list, I was like, wow...actually all those ladies ain't bad.

[Knuckles]

My kinda board girl (http://media1.gkko.com/3326/catfoodFATBITCH.wmv)
My kid just watched that and said, "That mimi lady gwoss."

Mimi is his word for cat.

[voltanapricot]

I think we all fancy a bit of the 'ow's your father with that lot.

[ericlee]

so, you're upset that echewta's on there and you're not?

hmm? But I am Echewta. Right Echewta? He says right.

[Echewta]

We've all have some echewta inside them.

[marsdaddy]

Mom's are hawt!

[DipDipDive]

We've all have some echewta inside them.

:(

[ILLMIX]

I don't know what these girls look like, can i have a link to their pictures??

[marsdaddy]

We've all have some echewta inside them.:eek: That's cutting it close to cosmo's fantasy, again.

[P of R]

I accidentaly choose Zorra.

I though I'd vote for them all. So that's my vote ok? ALL OF THEM!

[Echewta]

We've all had bad english?

[DandyFop]

I just tried to avoid statutory rape

[jabumbo]

you voted for one too many people, dandy. take it back

[DandyFop]

oops..

[Randetica]

it would be way easier if there was only one hot person on each poll

guess i have to vote for chewie
if i want or not

[Echewta]

Welcome Randy. Please have a seat in the lobby with Kll and Freeb. Enjoy the fine reading material such as Cat Fancy, Highlights, Vibe, and Runners World on the coffee table. Please have your copay ready when I call your name. Thank you.

[Randetica]

if i want or not :(

[paul jones]

echewta ,definitley,he's HOT!

[b i o n i c]

that bitch b i o n i c is hot!!

coookiepuss is hawt but with a bf. eh, didnt say nuthin in the rules 'bout dat! pauli too!

[ampm]

Game on Zorra!

[synch]

That avignon chick is kinda cool.

[synch]

I was on one, no votes for me 'till the lovely miss avignon makes it to the site though :(

AND SHE HAS TWO OTHER VOTES ALREADY.

Oh.

From women.

That's actually pretty damn hot.

[Echewta]

How are people able to vote multiple times? And why is it only the girls who can do it multiple times?

[kll]

How are people able to vote multiple times? And why is it only the girls who can do it multiple times?

voting/orgasms same difference...

[Waus]

voting/orgasms same difference...

Dandy has a bunch.



um, votes

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Christ that's a long list.

Couldn't you make this an elimination type of contest with some links to pics of the candidates.

....anyways, put me down for 1 of each!

[enree erzweglle]

Some of you are reminding me of that scene from Art School Confidential where everyone got an A. :)

[synch]

Dandy has a bunch.



um, votes
Echewta has more.

Um, orgasms.

[ampm]

Would it possible to get some pics of these fine candidates?

[alexandra]

Chicka Chicka BomBomBom. and zorra. but i didn't realize it was a "Multiple Choice Poll".

[Echewta]

Would it possible to get some pics of these fine candidates?
If we would have to do that, I'd lose. NO PICS!

[Echewta]

nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

[DandyFop]

How are people able to vote multiple times? And why is it only the girls who can do it multiple times?

I guess we were the only ones smart enough to realize that you could choose more than one option...

[Echewta]

:(

[DandyFop]

That's lovely eyeshadow you have on, btw. ;)

[Echewta]

makes my eyes dark as night.

[zorra_chiflada]

you should all thank Zorra for making this thread since she is CiaobellaOX

UPDATE: a few people have access to that account actually...just informed.

yeah, come on man, i would be funnier! like ROFL funny!

[King of Rock $]

I voted for every girl just to boost your selfesteem (y)

In reality none of you meet my standards :)

[cosmo105]

Some of you are reminding me of that scene from Art School Confidential where everyone got an A. :)
hah! shame how crappily edited that movie was. the charicatures of art students had me lol'ing. but the rest of it was pretty bad.

[zorra_chiflada]

ha, i just realised that cookiepuss voted for everyone except me. she must be jealous. right guys? right?

[King of Rock $]

ha, i just realised that cookiepuss voted for everyone except me. she must be jealous. right guys? right?

I did the same thing, because I don't like you.

[zorra_chiflada]

I did the same thing, because I don't like you.

yes you do. don't lie.

[marsdaddy]

ha, i just realised that cookiepuss voted for everyone except me. she must be jealous. right guys? right?Maybe she couldn't click your name one handed?

[enree erzweglle]

hah! shame how crappily edited that movie was. the charicatures of art students had me lol'ing. but the rest of it was pretty bad.You know, that movie started out okay and I had the same reaction--I was laughing out loud (particularly at the guy's experience with the hippie artsy girls) but then something happened and the movie lost its momentum and I can't quite figure out why, but I also didn't like it enough to give it too much thought.

John M. looked AWFUL in it--he needs to lose his gut and I don't know--he just looked bad overall. Damn.

[cosmo105]

oh yeah, he looked totally terrible in it. but i thought it worked for his character.

i heard that it got bounced around and reshot and edited so much and the author wasn't even a part of it. can't say it was worth $10.

[ToucanSpam]

I voted for Lindsey. Whatever.

[Echewta]

Thanks Abe.

[enree erzweglle]

oh yeah, he looked totally terrible in it. but i thought it worked for his character.Sort of quasi-broken no-talent artist (he still had a bit of hope for himself) with dreams that were just on the verge of failing. In a few years, he would have wound up in Jim Broadbent's character's situation. Yeah, you're right--his look sort of fit where he was or rather, where he was going.

[befsquire]

do you really want to vote for echewta when he is directly responsible for global warming?

his policy includes adding a $.05 tax per email.

is this really a candidate who is masturbatable?







*paid for by the committee to elect befsquire

[cookiepuss]

ha, i just realised that cookiepuss voted for everyone except me. she must be jealous. right guys? right?


it's just that I know you hate to be objectified like this.:D


I didn't vote for me either. I smell funny.

[Sentry21]

Why isn't razmatazern on the list she's pretty sexy.(y)

[Echewta]

Do you say "AWWWW" when people post pictures of cute furry animals in Sure Shots?

Do you enjoy random polls?

Do you like seeing Dr. Deafs face covered?

I'm sure you do, but befsquire doesn't.

she doesnt say AWWWW

She wants to take away anything postive about this board

no random polls

She even passed the bar. You can't trust lawyers.

Dr. Deaf's face

Is this someone you really want to think about when you put your finger inside you?

No

*paid for the committee to improve board spelling and to elect echewta

[Tzar]

i voted for alex because she voted for me in the other one.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Do you say "AWWWW" when people post pictures of cute furry animals in Sure Shots?

Do you enjoy random polls?

Do you like seeing Dr. Deafs face covered?

I'm sure you do, but befsquire doesn't.

she doesnt say AWWWW

She wants to take away anything postive about this board

no random polls

She even passed the bar. You can't trust lawyers.

Dr. Deaf's face

Is this someone you really want to think about when you put your finger inside you?

No

*paid for the committee to improve board spelling and to elect echewta


HA HA HA

that was hilaire

[befsquire]

Do you say "AWWWW" when people post pictures of cute furry animals in Sure Shots?

Do you enjoy random polls?

Do you like seeing Dr. Deafs face covered?

I'm sure you do, but befsquire doesn't.

she doesnt say AWWWW

She wants to take away anything postive about this board

no random polls

She even passed the bar. You can't trust lawyers.

Dr. Deaf's face

Is this someone you really want to think about when you put your finger inside you?

No

*paid for the committee to improve board spelling and to elect echewta
holy shit! when you're dirty, it's just shocking.



befsquire's all for AWWWWW when the situation is warranted, however, echewta would like to require it as a mandatory part of your daily post count.

do you really want someone controlling and regulating your posts on the board? no? then you'd need a lawyer to protect you from the echewtas of the www.

do you want to elect a man who is lying to you over something that's so easy to search? in the deleted thread, which a lawyer may have been able to protect had she been elected, befsquire clearly asked the question of why the poll was not echewta friendly, staying true not only to polls, but to tradition.

tradition. quality. freedom. befsquire


i'm befsquire and i approved this ad

[Beth]

Hello to everyone from the chairperson of the Committee to Improve Board Spelling and to Elect Echewta.

Our committee has becomed concerned that some participants who wish to elect Echewta don't know where their voting precinct is located. So, to clear up any confusion, all those wishing to vote Echewta should go here (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=66748).

Rock the Vote!

[ToucanSpam]

I'm launching a counter-campaign.


SOME FACTS ABOUT ECHEWTA:

He sleeps with a stuffed Teddy named Professor Jim.
He recently admitted to his liking of the Tennessee Titans.
He doesn't care about your vote, or for black people.
He recently paid out an undisclosed amount of money to Beth for his vote as well as her services.
He voted for Al Gore in 2000.
He also admitted to a severe addiction to chocolate.

Do you want this man as your elected sex kitten? Is this who you want to be the poster-person for the phrase 'I'd hit it?'. You decide.

IN 2006, VOTE FOR ANYONE BUT ECHEWTA.

[WillaH]

I can't Believe that ILLMIX is not on there, he is soooooo hot...........he's not even in your sureshots, what is wrong with you people??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Randetica]

ok it's getting annoying

[befsquire]

^ no blokes allowed, apparently.

echewta friendly though

[Freebasser]

I can't Believe that ILLMIX is not on there, he is soooooo hot...........he's not even in your sureshots, what is wrong with you people??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

You made an alias to give yourself compliments. Awesome!

[Rancid_Beasties]

bummer. I didn't even read the list properly.

I think I said this to someone else when I mistook him for a girl...I can't tell who is what around here anymore.

*still snubbed*
I dont even remember seeing a picture of you though.

[Freebasser]

*flirtometer rises to 1*

[Rancid_Beasties]

*flirtometer rises to 1*
"Whatsup" *2,3,4* "Whatsup" *2,3,4* "Whatsup" ;)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Unrelated....you moved out yet?
Nah. Haven't found a place yet.

[Rancid_Beasties]

There doesn't seem to be much going around at the mo.

I've started looking, but nothing's really taken me.
Why are you looking for a place?

[Rancid_Beasties]

I wanna move out.

currently, i'm living btw my parents house and my boyfreind's parents house, living out of a suitcase.

I loved living out of home, moved back to save some money, now I want out again!
I thought you lived in burwood? Was that where you moved out to?

[Rancid_Beasties]

Yeah, I was living there for about a year, then i moved back over here in feb/march this year - for a few reasons - and so currently I shuttle myself, my clothes and all my uni books btw houses.

it sucks! i always forget important shit.
Yeah sounds like an odd way to live. The plan for us was to have moved out by now, so that I could get my new bed delivered straight to our place, but now i'm gonna have to fit in in my current room at home and somehow move it when i move out.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Moving shit sucks. have you got alot of crap to take with you? My suggestion is leave most of it behind. you won't need half of it.

is the bed big?
Yeah. Queen size. But my dad has a van, and a ute. So we should be ok. Its just getting it up stairs and stuff.

[Freebasser]

is the bed big?

*8...9...10...ding ding ding*

[Rancid_Beasties]

*8...9...10...ding ding ding*
HAHAHAHA (y)

[HEIRESS]

sup beck, sup.

[avignon]

That is quite a list. But I do think that everyone should vote for Miss Soul Fire being that it's her birthday and all.

[monkey]

i'd hit it to all of them. except maybe the ones that are underage or echewta. echewta out-femmes me and that makes me insecure. :(

[beastieangel01]

hah! shame how crappily edited that movie was. the charicatures of art students had me lol'ing. but the rest of it was pretty bad.

yeah I felt the same way. Although I could see that ending happening IRL. The charicatures are worth a rental anyway. And the critiques! GOD. GOD GOD GOD. Yeah. It was done quite well.

In relation to this post though, I feel like I should vote for everyone but I haven't seen everyone but even if I have I would be voting for everyone anyways.

:|

[Bob]

what? where's my name? well, there goes my confidence.

[marsdaddy]

what? where's my name? well, there goes my confidence.That's gonna leave a scar.

[alexandra]

i voted for alex because she voted for me in the other one.
hahaha. you're such a jerk. and a very handsome one, too.

[Echewta]

Good Day good people of the board,

As you may have read in previous posts, my opponents are increasing their dirty campaigning and mud slinging. These are often tactics of desperate people. Please don’t be fooled by them. Voting for me means you have good taste/wouldn't waste your nail/would have an amazing orgasm/and I would pay for dinner.

Please, for all of those that believe that there is still hope for the board, vote for Experience and vote for Echewta.

Thank you.

[cosmo105]

experience = old

[Echewta]

Do not mock what you fear.

[cosmo105]

who wouldn't fear bedpans and rite aid shoes?

[Echewta]

I was talking about waterheaters.

[marsdaddy]

...and I would pay for dinner.Worked for FDR.

[Chicka B]

I don't know why the hell I'm on this poll anyway. I'm not important. :p That's cool though. And I'd actually do all of you!

[little j]

when did I cease to matter?

[cosmo105]

^you don't post much, dear. so a lot of the more recent people don't have you in their brain as much.

[marsdaddy]

I don't masturbate.Self flagellation and masterbation are the same thing.

[zorra_chiflada]

semen and eyeliner don't go well together

[marsdaddy]

semen and eyeliner don't go well togetherI would think you wouldn't need mascara and could spend more on cool chains and capes.

[Tzar]

hahaha. you're such a jerk. and a very handsome one, too.
;)

[QueenAdrock]

I only want to diddle myself and Chewy.

Nothing against the lovely ladies, it's just not my style.

[Echewta]

Hmm, shall I read off my victory speech?

[befsquire]

Hmm, shall I read off my victory speech?
yes, please do. i concede even though the poll is still open. hell, my own husband didn't even vote for me; all i got were pity votes from those who chose to vote for everyone (thanks for those!). :(

[tracky]

those aren't pity votes