What would your profession be if...

[cookiepuss]

money were no object. time period were no object (say 18th centruy blacksmith or something). and you had no physical limitations of what you could do?


I think I would be a:

Archeologist
or a pirate
or a dog walker.

yeah I'd be an archeologist,pirate dog-walker. that would be sweet!

[synch]

Selling tickets at the bumper cars for a traveling fair.

[marsdaddy]

Indie music label.

[kll]

A&R rep for marsdaddy's label

[paul jones]

philosopher,cos I could sit there thinking going 'hmmmm' all day

[Waus]

Some kind of freelance graphic designer.


Yeah. That'd be wicked.

[Rock]

a roadie for pantera during the vulgar display of power tour.

[enree erzweglle]

physical: I would love to help train people for the special olympics

cerebral: assistant to Newton or Einstein and to do that a bit ahead of and then into their breakthrough years; maybe share house arrest with Galileo

[beastiegirrl101]

a roadie for pantera during the vulgar display of power tour.


eh...I prefer Cowboys From Hell.;)

Cemetary Gates / Message in Blood

[MagicCowboy]

Caveman.

[Rock]

eh...I prefer Cowboys From Hell.;)

Cemetary Gates / Message in Blood

I bet the Vulgar tour was much more fun.

[ericlee]

just to get back into a band with some of the most unique and creative music.

That's all.

[synch]

Darn, could have made a lumberjack reference here.

Ah well.

[alexandra]

artist. musician.

[Bob]

writer or a comedian. stand-up or sketch or film or whatever. i keep almost getting my feet wet, but then i back off because i have a vagina.

as for the writer thing, well, i suppose nothing's stopping me, but i just don't do it. i lack the motivation to do it well and prolifically enough to find someone to pay me loads and loads of cash for it.

[bigblu89]

Bullpen catcher for the Mets.

[Justin]

EGG MAN

[beastiegirrl101]

Restaurant critic
Choreographer
Photographer

[jackrock]

Photographer.
Writer for a music magazine.

[kleptomaniac]

astronaut
racecar driver
vampire slayer

yeah, and all at the same time. can you handle that?? :cool:


so i could fly into space, and use the saturn rings as a racetrack, then i can
climb on top of the car, you see, and stake vampires left and right.

& be a toy tester by the weekend (y)

[zorra_chiflada]

fashion designer
seamstress
toy designer
court room sketch artist

[cosmo105]

photog
penguin hugger
kitten amuser
steger tickler

[kleptomaniac]

toy designer

cool! i wanna be a toy tester! (like the movie big with tom hanks)

that would be fun :)

[zorra_chiflada]

ooh, i forgot, i'd have a puppy farm. i mean, i wouldn't farm puppies or anything, i'd just have puppies on a huge property and cuddle them and play with them.

[cosmo105]

yeah right zorra. you'd hook them up to machines and milk them and sell them to be made into puppy pot pies.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah right zorra. you'd hook them up to machines and milk them and sell them to be made into puppy pot pies.

oh! would not!
they'd have baskets! and they'd yawn!

[King of Rock $]

Writer.

If talent is also not a factor, then rockstar or rapper.

Being a rapper would be sweet.

[Echewta]

Chocolatier

[DandyFop]

professional funny person

[Planetary]

i'd be charles darwin's assistant...

p.s. cosmo, what's stopping you becoming a photographer?

[Sarky Devotchka]

I would be an airplane. or a secretary in 1976.

[Freebasser]

Canned Laughter production team manager.

[CJM]

be a skateboard/snowboard team manager. i'd get to do a lot of riding/skating, partying, and chillin with friends.

[befsquire]

i'd brew beer.

[jabumbo]

owner/proprietor/cook at my own sandwich/snack shop

[ericlee]

owner/proprietor/cook at my own sandwich/snack shop

so what would you name your specialty sammich? Something like the Dagwood?

Dagumbo or Jabumbowood?

[HEIRESS]

illustrating biology textbooks

[Justin]

so what would you name your specialty sammich? Something like the Dagwood?

Dagumbo or Jabumbowood?

I was watchin the king of queens and doug was gonna open his own sandwich shop and he was gonna have a bagel called a: "squagel" You know, like a square bagel

awesome(y)

[tracky]

I reckon driving one of those massive trucks would be pretty awesome. you know the ones, with wheels twice as tall as a person

[ericlee]

I was watchin the king of queens and doug was gonna open his own sandwich shop and he was gonna have a bagel called a: "squagel" You know, like a square bagel

awesome(y)

that's a show I've been wanting to watch. Only saw about 15 minutes of it and it didn't seem too bad.

I remember seeing that guy's stand up too and I laughed pretty hard. I'll have to catch another episode the next time it comes on, thanks for the reminder.

[cosmo105]

p.s. cosmo, what's stopping you becoming a photographer?
$$
my lack of a competitive spirit
my desire to keep my sanity
the thought that something i enjoy might become something i dread, something everyday and mundane
$$$

[Justin]

that's a show I've been wanting to watch. Only saw about 15 minutes of it and it didn't seem too bad.

I remember seeing that guy's stand up too and I laughed pretty hard. I'll have to catch another episode the next time it comes on, thanks for the reminder.

yea i bought the 4th season on dvd. I love it.

That guy your talking about refers to himself on one episode as "Looking like he could pass as being in junior high" haha

Of course, having Stiller on the show only helps(y)

[Bob]

I was watchin the king of queens and doug was gonna open his own sandwich shop and he was gonna have a bagel called a: "squagel" You know, like a square bagel

awesome(y)

shit, squagle? that's from a david cross stand-up bit. it's fucking hilarious. i don't know which came first, but i'm sure i like the david cross one better.

SQUAGLES!! SQUARE BAGELS!! HERE'S YOUR BAGEL GRANDMA: FALL, HONK, ROLL AWAY

[Planetary]

$$
my lack of a competitive spirit
my desire to keep my sanity
the thought that something i enjoy might become something i dread, something everyday and mundane
$$$

that's a shame. you should see past these and do it (y)

[BangkokB]

Race Car Driver that drove in the other direction. Bc every sport needs a mover and shaker

Or

Body Guard for a Midget Brigate

[beastieangel01]

an artist
a dancer
an assasin
probably a ninja, priate, or ninja pirate combo

:p

[synch]

Eye patch and peg leg would so mess with your coordination.

Plus yelling "ARRRRR" at random intervals isn't very stealthy.

[na§tee]

19th century jack the ripper era prostitute.

[Freebasser]

Sewage plant lost property officer.

[kll]

i'd brew beer.

haha. i was married to that.

[alexandra]

artist. musician.
also

biologist/chemist in certain fields
writer
photographer
MUSIC VIDEO PRODUCER


dream on, dream on...

[Friis gal]

Someone who builds awesome LEGO houses and put LEGO-people in them, and design other cool LEGO stuff…

[mp-seventythree]

I'd be an eccentric billionaire, who owned a small cafe, and raced Porsches at weekends.

[Bob]

drill sergeant

[mp-seventythree]

Oh, I'd also like to be a vigilante:)

[Bob]

Oh, I'd also like to be a vigilante:)


ooh, that would be cool too. i'd be a drill sergeant who, at night, dons a sexy costume and goes all punisher. i'd call myself the chavbuster or something

[jabumbo]

so what would you name your specialty sammich? Something like the Dagwood?

Dagumbo or Jabumbowood?


i think i could do better than that

[ericlee]

drill sergeant

"Listen up my bitches, why is my whore house such a mess!!"

*walks around dorm, finds an unlocked wall locker*

"Holy fucking shit, someone likes theives here!"

*opens 2nd floor barracks window and starts throwing contents of unlocked wall locker out the window*

True story, it'll be a fun job.