overheard...

[cookiepuss]

post something you overheard today and the location in which you heard it.

grocery store: "they have some weird lookin-people in Brazil."

[DandyFop]

I've been in my room all day (sad but true), but I'll post my favorite overheard from my Nutrition class in college:

Jock #1: Oh man...what is the name of the guy who played the Fonz?
Jock #2: Ummm...Henry Winkler?
Jock #1: Thanks dude, that was gonna drive me nuts.

[King of Rock $]

Yesterday I was walking past a barbershop and in front of the barbershop was a woman who was obviously employed there cause she was kind of fat and had weird hair and those people are usually the people that cut your hair and she was talking in a cellphone and she said "...And when I get home I'm gonna lick your balls... and I'm gonna lick your dick... and I'm gonna blow your mind" She didn't see me so she didn't know I overheard her.

[ToucanSpam]

Some Guy: "What Holocaust?"

[paul jones]

woman in post office queue " I can't believe the queue's these days,it never used to be this bad"

[enree erzweglle]

guy on a cell phone: "So I went home and put on as much of my lingerie as I could."

[Planetary]

emo bloke 1: hey, i've got a joke...knock knock...
emo bloke 2: what?

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

[Rock]

my wife: my ass is killing me today...and its all your fault dave!
dave: uhhhh....ok

(she fell down the stairs at his house all drunk and bruised her ass)

oh yeah...that wasn't today...but its all i gots y'all.

[Sarky Devotchka]

an old man and an old lady were doing some gardening in a front yard talking quietly and she blurted out:

"WELL, I'M NOT LOOKING TO GET MURDERED OVER THIS!"

I'd like to think they were burying a secret microchip that they stole from the CIA while planting.

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Overheard at work...

My Boss: "Yeah, I take this supplement with Protein and Minerals, they work great."

Hot Female Co-Worker: "I might try taking those."


Can you feel the excitement?

[Justin]

I wasnt around many people today..

[vickista]

on the tram just before i got off.

hot chick who was like 18: omg, tash, feel my bum i was working out at the gym and they are so hard now.

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hot chick who was like 18: ahhh, tash u can let go now.
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tash: im not touching you.

then they both screamed as they realised it was this old guy behind them , but i had to get off there and missed the rest.

[avignon]

grocery store.
"Dere go dem green bean."

[cookiepuss]

on the tram just before i got off.

hot chick who was like 18: omg, tash, feel my bum i was working out at the gym and they are so hard now.

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hot chick who was like 18: ahhh, tash u can let go now.
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tash: im not touching you.

then they both screamed as they realised it was this old guy behind them , but i had to get off there and missed the rest.


that's classic. I might have missed my stop to see how that one ended.


p.s. the old guy...was it Paul Jones?;) :D