Piss on the new people.

[jlees_mcsd]

This is for all of you that want to stomp on the new poeple and make them feel unwelcome. Please limit your personal insults of me to three per post and keep them in here not on other threads. Thanks, Jennifer.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah. do that.

[P of R]

Are you hot? Post pictures. How old are you? Where are you from? Post pictures.


(y)

[Sentry21]

Lol everyone is a noob at one point including me.

[zorra_chiflada]

some people have been here since the beginning of time. who has been here the longest?

[jlees_mcsd]

I am a 35 year old mother of three wife to one and I do not think I am hot. I don't have any pics, sorry. :(

[P of R]

Then get some. It's the only way to get any respect on this board.

[Tzar]

Then get some. It's the only way to get any respect on this board.
oh shut up!
just cause the ladies fall head over heels for you :mad:

fuckin' pimp

here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d0gKo52ltSw&search=antilag
this is at the major car show Perth has every year. just a midget's handful of the wrx's here

[jlees_mcsd]

So that is the secret? Well I will work on that. So until then I am gonna slammed on other threads? You need to go read Hey joe! to get a feel for this thread.

[P of R]

Oh and one other thing. Everybody's hot on this board. And if they say they're not, it means they're just fishing for comments.

Tzar, Alexandra want to shag you. That must count for something.

The vid seems to be down at the mo', but I'll check it out later. (y)

[jlees_mcsd]

Well I wasn't fishing for props, just being modest. Besides I can't be a true testimony of my own looks, I am bias. :p

[P of R]

That's why we need pics!

[Freebasser]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I mean, most people who attack t3h n00bs are only doing it because there's fuck all else on here to do. Enjoy your innitiatschun... initietyun... inishya... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[zorra_chiflada]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I mean, most people who attack t3h n00bs are only doing it because there's fuck all else on here to do. Enjoy your innitiatschun... initietyun... inishya... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

lets just call it "hazing"

[Tzar]

Oh and one other thing. Everybody's hot on this board. And if they say they're not, it means they're just fishing for comments.

Tzar, Alexandra want to shag you. That must count for something.

The vid seems to be down at the mo', but I'll check it out later. (y)
down at the moment?
i can run it from that link

[Freebasser]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SUSAN OR I'LL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE

[P of R]

down at the moment?
i can run it from that link

My internet seems a bit slow at the moment. Maybe that's the problem. It never loaded. I'll try later anyway.

[zorra_chiflada]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SUSAN OR I'LL RAPE YOU IN THE FACE

your sig had joe in a laughing fit for about 10 minutes.

[Freebasser]

Joe wants to leave you for me.

[zorra_chiflada]

Joe wants to leave you for me.

he certainly does talk about you a lot

[P of R]

Joe wants to leave you for me.
´
I think you two would go well together.

[Freebasser]

:mad:

[P of R]

How the bloody hell did a n00b-greeting thread turn into a triangle-drama?

[zorra_chiflada]

what does becks think of all this?

[avignon]

Is it too late to welcome the new chick? Does Freeb have to take over everything?

[zorra_chiflada]

Is it too late to welcome the new chick? Does Freeb have to take over everything?

yes, it would appear that POO-FACE-er does :mad:

[jlees_mcsd]

Well the new chick is signing off for now. I will return later. 'Ain't no stoppin' me now' !!!!!!!:eek:

[King of Rock $]

You're an alias :)

[Sarky Devotchka]

wow, you know what, she actually seems like a great person. I feel awful about calling her green bean.


also, I CAN'T STOP HER NOW!

[TAL]

Hmm, she wants three insults per post and she is the mother of three.

Seems like she's looking for some inspiration.

[Freebasser]

Is it too late to welcome the new chick? Does Freeb have to take over everything?

So fucking sorry, Your Majesty.

[voltanapricot]

If I piss in your eye will you see?

[avignon]

So fucking sorry, Your Majesty.
damn, you are so testy.

[Freebasser]

*stabs you*

[avignon]

put your sword back in your pants.

[Freebasser]

:/

[ericlee]

Unless you are really something special *looks in mirror* all new people get hazed.

So relax, you're in for some hazing.:D

Check your grammer, No0b!!:mad: :p

[Justin]

Well the new chick is signing off for now. I will return later. 'Ain't no stoppin' me now' !!!!!!!:eek:

The secret is build your post count up over at beastie general and then come back. You may get respect then

[avignon]

The secret is build your post count up over at beastie general and then come back. You may get respect then
wrong

[Justin]

I know, but i was just trying to make her feel better.

Honestly, I think the first step would be not to start a thread like this one.

[ericlee]

Huh? What did I do?:(


this: So relax, your in for some hazing.:D

if you see my post, I just made a correction:)

If we flame the new people, we need to look at least somewhat edjucated right?

[wanton wench]

here is a lil piss for ya! (http://www.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/camelshower.jpg)

edit: oops i thought it was an open invitation. :)

[ericlee]

AHHHHHHH!

I hate it when people do that, and now I am one of them. I was in too much of a hurry to make my "urine" joke, and just fucked it all up.:(

I blame this board!

haha, don't feel bad. I just now caught the urine joke..

My brain is a no0b.

[jlees_mcsd]

I am back............ by the way I just quoted two entry songs for two wwe westlers, Shelton Benjamin and Eric Bishoff and either no one will admit they know the referred or no one here watches wwe wrestling and reads new member threads. Anyway I'm thread jumping .............AHHHHHHHHH......SPLAT.

[Sarky Devotchka]

no one cares.

[jlees_mcsd]

Then why did you read the new post on this thread? Nosey aren't ya? HA

[jackrock]

Welcome

[Sarky Devotchka]

I just feel like I haven't had an enemy in a long time, and you seem stupid, so I picked you.

[Pres Zount]

I'm flexing my fingers and giving you some hints - 'cause I need the friend count.

Stop posting in colours (it's already been taken).
Stop posting in large letters (it shouldn't be taken).
The whole "post pics" thing isn't serious unless you are tzar. (nobody want to take him).

[Tzar]

hahaha
you're dating a feminist.


i laugh again.

[Pres Zount]

She's dating one, too

You go to tafe to do web design: hahaha

[Tzar]

and what is so funny about that?

[jlees_mcsd]

Well I would rather have friends Sarky but what the hell a few enemies now and then could prove to be interesting. You can stop reading now.

Pres Zount Thanks for the advice.

[jackrock]

Welcome.

[Sarky Devotchka]

keep posting, I love you.

[Pres Zount]

Well, I could ask you teh same question about your canned laughter, but...

the funny thing about web design at tafe is that it isn't a real design or art course. It's tafe. the place where you go to study agriculture or carpentry, or any number of real trades.

[Tzar]

if you were to study web design/development/management or ANYTHING to do with internet systems at uni; you need to go to tafe and do these types of courses. you can't just go from high school into uni to study them.

i'm doing it for the qualification? what the fuck is funny about that?

[GetYourWarOn]

hi.

[GetYourWarOn]

i just looked up tafe on google. turns out its an aussie thing.

[jlees_mcsd]

Funny little thread huh.

[Sarky Devotchka]

MORE MORE MORE MORE

[GetYourWarOn]

Funny little thread huh.

it is now that zount showed up and started handling his business.

[Pres Zount]

if you were to study web design/development/management or ANYTHING to do with internet systems at uni; you need to go to tafe and do these types of courses. you can't just go from high school into uni to study them.

i'm doing it for the qualification? what the fuck is funny about that?

"the funny thing about web design at tafe is that it isn't a real design or art course"

btw, what's so funny about dating a feminist?

[jackrock]

Break it up you two.

[Sarky Devotchka]

FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!

[jlees_mcsd]

I'm not sure what part of my body is more stimulated by this??? :confused:

[Tzar]

"the funny thing about web design at tafe is that it isn't a real design or art course"
correct. it isn't and isn't suppose to be? what? did you think we sit infront of computers drawing the front page of a website on paint? there isn't alot of 'design' about it. it's all about learning codes, getting used to different programs etc etc and preparing for the web development course.

Web Design and Web Development are two different courses. i am currently doing web develop. as i did web design last year.

web development course involves creating actual websites for actual clients. it is a team-based course which means we are assessed more on our actions with these clients and our contribution to programming/development/leadership skills in a team. a couple of blokes have already landed jobs for web firms through this course. many people are doing their own client work privately with their own clients.

[Freebasser]

Subway tastes of plastic.

[jackrock]

WELCOME!:mad:

[Tzar]

Subway tastes of plastic.
:mad:

i lol'd

[GetYourWarOn]

speaking of tafe i heard there's a lot of controversy surrounding the web design program there.

[jlees_mcsd]

WELCOME!:mad:
Are you welcoming me?
thank you.
I had a rough start but I will live. ;)

[Tzar]

speaking of tafe i heard there's a lot of controversy surrounding the web design program there.
i, literally, just saw a tumbleweed roll past.

[GetYourWarOn]

i, literally, just saw a tumbleweed roll past.


i see those a lot too.

[Pres Zount]

correct. it isn't and isn't suppose to be? what? did you think we sit infront of computers drawing the front page of a website on paint? there isn't alot of 'design' about it. it's all about learning codes, getting used to different programs etc etc and preparing for the web development course.

Web Design and Web Development are two different courses. i am currently doing web develop. as i did web design last year.

web development course involves creating actual websites for actual clients. it is a team-based course which means we are assessed more on our actions with these clients and our contribution to programming/development/leadership skills in a team. a couple of blokes have already landed jobs for web firms through this course. many people are doing their own client work privately with their own clients.

It isn't supposed to be a 'design' course, but it's called web 'design'. I follow you now.

Why is dating a feminist funny? Or did you just post "haha" to try to make me feel bad, when you don't actually know why it would be bad?

[jlees_mcsd]

i, literally, just saw a tumbleweed roll past.
OMG this is too funny, I think I am going to wake to the children.

[Sarky Devotchka]

DIE DIE!

[Tzar]

don't ask me why it was called website design. i have just as much questionable doubt in it's title than you do. maybe it's just called that because they needed a word that was past-tence of "development".

the funniest thing about dating a feminist:
the guy is the one who shaves his legs

[jlees_mcsd]

Don't Tour De France guys have to shave their legs??????

[befsquire]

hi

[Pres Zount]

So, not really funny then.

[parallel]

Don't Tour De France guys have to shave their legs??????

yeah, but he shaves his coz his gf tells him too...

[Sarky Devotchka]

I can't really think of a good word for my last shouting thing. hmm.

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, but he shaves his coz his gf tells him too...

LOL, too true!

[jlees_mcsd]

hi
hi

[Sarky Devotchka]

JAIL!


hmm, no.

[Tzar]

how about

TZARWINSAGAIN :eek:

[jlees_mcsd]

I can't really think of a good word for my last shouting thing. hmm.
Are you shouting at me or someone else?

[Sarky Devotchka]

HERETIC!

[Randetica]

i miss joe :(

[jlees_mcsd]

Good Night. Tomarrow brings hope in the form of the UPS truck, for alas I will get new running shoes that will help me lose 30 lbs. and force me to quit smoking cigarettes..........What a drag.

[jabumbo]

i want to buy a UPS truck

[cosmo105]

FRONTBUTT

[jlees_mcsd]

Good night all. I will be back and maybe by tomarrow I won't be too newbie to talk to. OUT.

[alexandra]

^ i confuse you with this chick (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=36538). screen names i'll never remember + avatars.

[b-grrrlie]

Hey noob! Don't listen to Joe! You can sure write in colour, it feels a bit lonely now that Tzar's lez friend has dissappeared! More colour to the people! *she says in hippy style*

[ericlee]

^ i confuse you with this chick (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=36538). screen names i'll never remember + avatars.


whoa, good call and from what I remember, her user title was almost in comparison to ggirlballa's with a wut in it.

Also, they seem to spell similar..

[Pres Zount]

Hey noob! Don't listen to Joe! You can sure write in colour, it feels a bit lonely now that Tzar's lez friend has dissappeared! More colour to the people! *she says in hippy style*

you are the only person who can get away with it. :mad:

[b-grrrlie]

*pulls collar up*
*pushes chest forward*
*looks left and right*
*turns nose up in the air*
Yeah I'm special.

[kaiser soze]

is pissing on people cool now or something?

[b-grrrlie]

Some people enjoy golden showers.

[jlees_mcsd]

^ i confuse you with this chick (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/member.php?u=36538). screen names i'll never remember + avatars.
I am not tanish and I only hop on in the morning and late at night most days.......and I'm a newbie so you offically can't talk to me yet...or so I've read.

[jlees_mcsd]

whoa, good call and from what I remember, her user title was almost in comparison to ggirlballa's with a wut in it.

Also, they seem to spell similar..
I really don't see how me and that chick are similar it must be the yahoo avatar that is throwing everyone off.

[ToucanSpam]

Only our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ can save you from hell.

[jlees_mcsd]

Only our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ can save you from hell.
However true that may be.....how does it fit into avatars and comparing ppl?

[jackrock]

drip.. drip (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/calvin-pee-hobbes.jpg)

[jlees_mcsd]

drip.. drip (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e108/JLM7/calvin-pee-hobbes.jpg)
Thank you for for the new avatar!!!!!!!!! lmao:D

[ericlee]

I've just made slight obversations. Judging by misspelling and I do remember that your user title was very similar to hers at one time.

Why your grammer is done the way it is at the age of 35? Who knows. She on the other hand has an excuse and that is because she's still a teen.

I'm just making common judgements and that's all.

If I'm wrong, oh well and sorry for false accusations.

Welcome to the board!!

[ToucanSpam]

However true that may be.....how does it fit into avatars and comparing ppl?
It doesn't. I warn you now to repent your sins and submit to Jesus Christ now, or be lost in hell without a soul for eternity.

[Randetica]

there was a newbie forum on the old board

and i never introduced myself :cool:

[ericlee]

there was a newbie forum on the old board

and i never introduced myself :cool:

[late noob response]nobody cares about your noobness, noob[/late noob response]

[jlees_mcsd]

Thank you for for the new avatar!!!!!!!!! lmao:D
Scratch that...... I can't get it small enough to use and that sucks! :mad:

[jlees_mcsd]

I've just made slight obversations. Judging by misspelling and I do remember that your user title was very similar to hers at one time.

Why your grammer is done the way it is at the age of 35? Who knows. She on the other hand has an excuse and that is because she's still a teen.

I'm just making common judgements and that's all.

If I'm wrong, oh well and sorry for false accusations.

Welcome to the board!!
Thank you and didn't take offence, but on a different thread I explained that my spelling and grammer suck. I can't remember which one it was but anyway English is not my strong subject and never has been, thank God for spell check. :p

[jlees_mcsd]

It doesn't. I warn you now to repent your sins and submit to Jesus Christ now, or be lost in hell without a soul for eternity.
Are you not the same one that said I probably have a penis?
God and I have a workable relationship, I don't bug Him and He doesn't bug me and it works out well for both of us. Thanks for the advice though.

[Randetica]

[late noob response]nobody cares about your noobness, noob[/late noob response]


back then i was 17 and that ^ comment would have made my eyes all teary
no shit


haha i remember the first time a guy called me "mate" here, i looked into my dictionary to see what it meant and then i was like the happiest girl ever!!!

now people keep telling me that they love me and im like yeah who cares :D

[ericlee]

back then i was 17 and that ^ comment would have made my eyes all teary
no shit


haha i remember the first time a guy called me "mate" here, i looked into my dictionary to see what it meant and then i was like the happiest girl ever!!!

now people keep telling me that they love me and im like yeah who cares :D

oh, so it's funny eh? Here I am, an old fart who has no clue as to what this so-called innarwebbers speak is finally knowing what the term "noob means"

What does it mean? I meant to call you a boob. I always thought it were a typographical error being that the "n" and "b" are so closely placed together.

Believe me you!! Being called a "boob" at my age is some serious business and I get all teary eyed because of that.

Now you're telling me that being called a "noob" used to make you teary eyed.

Blagh!! damn inertnetwebs!! I'm lost!!

[jlees_mcsd]

This thread is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I like it. :p
I hate this first few days stage, I hate trying to feel people out.
And it is now 1 a.m. where I am so I will leaving here soon.

[jlees_mcsd]

This thread is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I like it. :p
I hate this first few days stage, I hate trying to feel people out.
And it is now 1 a.m. where I am so I will leaving here soon.
Now no one else is gonna post on this thread.
I am off to get some sleep, Good night everyone.
'Today was a good day.' Ice Cube!

[jackrock]

she's not gone yet

[ToucanSpam]

Double posting and quoting is extremely lame.

[Randetica]

oh, so it's funny eh? Here I am, an old fart who has no clue as to what this so-called innarwebbers speak is finally knowing what the term "noob means"

What does it mean? I meant to call you a boob. I always thought it were a typographical error being that the "n" and "b" are so closely placed together.

Believe me you!! Being called a "boob" at my age is some serious business and I get all teary eyed because of that.

Now you're telling me that being called a "noob" used to make you teary eyed.

Blagh!! damn inertnetwebs!! I'm lost!!


boob??????? you monster!!!!!!
im so gonna tell that my mum so you better watch your little grabable ass



muuuum oh muuuum!!!

yes?

what will we have for dinner??? oh and btw ericK called me a boob :(

lasagne! and p.s. no one gives a fuck

but!!

shhhut uuup!

bitch!

what?

nothing..

[ericlee]

the secret of noobness is to not make a blatent noob appearance by stating that your are new.

If in any of your posts, you even admit to it then out of the woodwork, the flames will arrise.

Just post with the flow and none of the nonsense will happen.

[ericlee]

ericK

ouch. Below. the. belt.

I'm teary eyed now.

You've done more than piss on a person.

You have shat upon a person's character and cleansed it with pee.

[jackrock]

Eric, hi

[Randetica]

im just a chewie alias so go and blame him

[Pres Zount]

This thread is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I like it. :p
I hate this first few days stage, I hate trying to feel people out.
And it is now 1 a.m. where I am so I will leaving here soon.

This thread is not out of control.

It is in control.

I control the thread. This person shall be deleted.

[Rancid_Beasties]

This person shall be deleted.
Strongbad style?

[zorra_chiflada]

Strongbad style?

oh man, you will face joe's unbridled rage now. (n)

[alexandra]

can i take a piss on you?

pssssssssssssssssss.

ahh, thanks.

edit; hahahahaha. (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=acid&destruction=massive&control=on&url=http://www.theredlemonstore.com/images/tokidoki/fergie-toki.jpg)

[Rancid_Beasties]

oh man, you will face joe's unbridled rage now. (n)
Awesome. DELETED!

Computer over.

Virus=Very Yes

[zorra_chiflada]

Awesome. DELETED!

Computer over.

Virus=Very Yes

that is not a small number :(

[yeahwho]

It's just part of the BBMB, I remember when I first started posting on here I would get pissed on heavily everyday. Now after a few thousand posts not only do I get pissed on daily, I now get shat on too.

They should this rename this the Honeybucket board.

[HEIRESS]

Don't Tour De France guys have to shave their legs??????

my boyfriend shaves his for biking

:/

[ericlee]

Eric, hi

sorry I missed this one. I crashed out shortly after crying over whatsherface's horrible tragidy on my name.

What up J?

[Randetica]

:/

i agree

[jlees_mcsd]

good night to all and type at you on another day.

[Randetica]

yeah fuck off

[ericlee]

ok, nighty night alias.

See you again ggirlballa!!

[jlees_mcsd]

yeah fuck off
Yeah fuck you too.

[Randetica]

i did before
isnt that much fun when you have your period

[jlees_mcsd]

ok, nighty night alias.

See you again ggirlballa!!
Believe me if I were baller girl dohickey chick I wouldn't be whining on this thead about ppl crackin' me on other threads.

[jlees_mcsd]

i did before
isnt that much fun when you have your period
Well then I guess you could always Fuck Yourself then.

[jlees_mcsd]

You really should keep your hands to yourself.
Oh my bad ;)

[Randetica]

Well then I guess you could always Fuck Yourself then.

omgg thats true#
soory imm no ggod one hand typer

[jlees_mcsd]

omgg thats true#
soory imm no ggod one hand typer
juvenile

[Randetica]

im sexy

[jlees_mcsd]

im sexy
you stole that from Austin Powers whatever.

[TAL]

Hello.

[Randetica]

oh behave
in fact i never watched it

[jlees_mcsd]

Hello.
Hi!!!

[jlees_mcsd]

oh behave
in fact i never watched it
;) Ok I'll take your word for it ya self-shagger.

[jlees_mcsd]

edit; hahahahaha. (http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=acid&destruction=massive&control=on&url=http://www.theredlemonstore.com/images/tokidoki/fergie-toki.jpg)
Thanks for this. It was too funny. :D

[Randetica]

tal is sexy

[GetYourWarOn]

lee marvin is sexy.

[jlees_mcsd]

I don't know who those ppl are sorry.

[GetYourWarOn]

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/monte2.jpg

[Randetica]

war is sexy but what is he good for?

[GetYourWarOn]

war is sexy but what is he good for?


absolutely nothing.

[jlees_mcsd]

absolutely nothing.
Say it again.

[jlees_mcsd]

lee marvin is sexy.
Thanks for the pic of Lee Marvin now I know who he is and I think I just threw up a little.

[TAL]

But you are old.

[jlees_mcsd]

But you are old.
Not that damn old!!!!!!!

[TAL]

How old should one be before people aren't allowed to piss on you anymore?

[zorra_chiflada]

How old should one be before people aren't allowed to piss on you anymore?

ask r kelly

[jlees_mcsd]

How old should one be before people aren't allowed to piss on you anymore?
I don't know.
Some ppl like being pissed on, so they can probably get it forever.
I do not like being pissed on so I hope it stops soon. I know that at least 2 ppl on this board won't even talk to me yet so whatever.
I am just waiting it out. And having fun.

[TAL]

And when people get really old they start pissing on themselves again, just like when they were new.

[jlees_mcsd]

Good observation.

[tracky]

pssssssssssssssssssss

that is the sound of my mighty river flowing

psssss

i pee on your anscestors and your anscestors anscestors

and their dinner guests

pssssssss

i peed on your car

[jlees_mcsd]

i peed on your car


Thank God for Turtle Wax!!!

[jlees_mcsd]

I'm out it's time for me to sleep. type at you all later.

[jackrock]

The only time one is allowed to pee on another is: When stung by a jelly fish, drunk, and in this situation.

[zorra_chiflada]

why is this thread still going?

[zorra_chiflada]

and why didn't any of you fuckholes laugh at my joke?
fuckholes

[jlees_mcsd]

why is this thread still going?
Because I keep using it. :p

[jlees_mcsd]

and why didn't any of you fuckholes laugh at my joke?
fuckholes
hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!! !!!!!!

[jlees_mcsd]

Apparently I get more feedback on this thread so I am using it again.

[Justin]

and why didn't any of you fuckholes laugh at my joke?
fuckholes

What is a fuckhole? Just curious if i decide to use that term.

[jlees_mcsd]

What is a fuckhole? Just curious if i decide to use that term.


I think it is a pussy?

[jlees_mcsd]

I think it is a pussy?


Or an ass hole depending on who you are. LOL