i tooted

[monkey]

and i had to share cause it aint cute unless you share.



im so bored. i have hardcore cabin fever. but im not allowed out :(

[P of R]

What type? Silent but violent or loud and proud?

[monkey]

meek and unoffensive? it was just a little one.

[P of R]

Ah, a total girly one then.

[Waus]

Barking spider!

[kaiser soze]

how come you can't go out?

your gas might kill people?

keep the fart alive!

[monkey]

im still sick and the allergies + heat will kill me. i go outside and i stop breathing so... im stuck chillin in artificial air. woohoo! :(

[kaiser soze]

=(

you should get a bubble

hope you feel better soon!

[monkey]

Um, not when she has gas.

WORD. that would kill me faster than going outside. vegetarian diets arent particularly... bubble-friendly.

[mickill]

Did you lean?

[monkey]

yes. right after i asked the neighborhood kids to come over and pull my finger.

hmmm that gives me an idea.

[marsdaddy]

tooting is only cute on babies. Mine are like Yosemite Sam = always "rootin tootin".

[Waus]

My friend's mom's nickname is "Toot." Not even my parents can really say it with a straight face - but his whole family acts like it's totally normal.

[b i o n i c]

so how about that cute friend of yers, pauli? is she a public tooter too?

[hardnox71]

tooting is only cute on babies. Mine are like Yosemite Sam = always "rootin tootin".
I second that. Babies are the only people who are cute when they toot. My daughter's eyes used to get as big as plates as if to say, "OMG, Daddy!! Did you hear that? Something just happened in my diaper but I don't know what it was!!"

[monkey]

so how about that cute friend of yers, pauli? is she a public tooter too?


no, i think im the only one that toots and tells. and really, it took me a very long time to tell you all about my bodily functions.

but seriously now bionic... you and my friend could = magic

[supermars]

yay for tooting...but i'd never do it in public for tooting in public. i'm shy like that. it takes a special someone to have the honour of hearing me pass.

i don't make it a habit of farting in front of guys...but i have an ex who begged me to. i never did, i though it was weird that he was obsessed with my gas. it's like i was holding out for an extra-special one just for him.

[Gareth]

beep beep

[befsquire]

bobby says girl farts smell like burnt flowers.

[alexandra]

What type? Silent but violent or loud and proud?
hahaha. how about violent and proud.

[b i o n i c]

no, i think im the only one that toots and tells. and really, it took me a very long time to tell you all about my bodily functions.

but seriously now bionic... you and my friend could = magic


i must say... i'm intrigued, pauli