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Freebasser
06-01-2006, 04:31 PM
What the fuck?!

I just looked in the mirror and saw what I thought was an eyelash just under my nose, but when I tried to wipe it away I realised it was actually attached to my nose!

I've never had a nose hair in my life and out of nowhere this pube-like fucker comes jutting out of my nose without warning in the space of a day. It was seriously an inch long, and there's nothing remotely similar up either nostril.

Maybe I have nose cancer?

synch
06-01-2006, 04:33 PM
I got two of those in the past year. They itch as fuck.

Cutting them is a bitch.

I hate nose hair.

Drederick Tatum
06-01-2006, 04:33 PM
welcome to being a man.

Chicka B
06-01-2006, 04:34 PM
You're just getting old. Better get a nose hair trimmer while it's not too late. :p

Freebasser
06-01-2006, 04:34 PM
I'd understand if it came on slowly, but yesterday my nose was definitely sans-hair.

paul jones
06-01-2006, 04:35 PM
welcome to the nightmare that is nasal hair.....they just keep growing so keep tabs on them or people will think you have spiders up there.

worse than that in future will be....EAR hair!!!!!!!

(n)

Freebasser
06-01-2006, 04:36 PM
*slashes wrists*

paul jones
06-01-2006, 04:38 PM
*slashes wrists*

one foot in the grave........:D

ericlee
06-01-2006, 05:07 PM
I've got a sneezing fetish so I always pull my nose hairs if I have them.

jackrock
06-01-2006, 05:13 PM
sneezing is great.
I get hysterical when i pull the electric nose hair trimmer in my nose, it tickles like mad.

Planetary
06-01-2006, 05:13 PM
lets meet at the molineux and compare nosehair.

marsdaddy
06-01-2006, 07:46 PM
You were picking your nose, weren't you? Now the hair which previously was weighted down can move towards the light.

Otis Driftwood
06-02-2006, 02:10 AM
Turkish barbers take good care of that, just stinks for a second!
And nose cancer drives you crazy, beware!

roosta
06-02-2006, 02:18 AM
i regularly have to remove giant nose-hairs. im always amazed by how long some of them are.

vickista
06-02-2006, 02:34 AM
never try pluck it with tweezers!NEVERi tried doing it to my dad one day when he was sleeping and boy was he mad, also i think it took a week before it stopped hurting.

was funny though watching him jump up thinking wtf!:D

TonsOfFun
06-02-2006, 02:53 AM
sneezing is great.
I get hysterical when i pull the electric nose hair trimmer in my nose, it tickles like mad.

yeah, I love pulling out my nose hairs with tweezers, makes me sneeze and eyes water. Good for when you run out of pot and you wanna feel all funny :)

Pres Zount
06-02-2006, 04:06 AM
Don't pluck your nose hairs! It could lead to infection!

vickista
06-02-2006, 05:27 AM
Don't pluck your nose hairs! It could lead to infection!

here that infection

Cooky Puss
06-02-2006, 12:58 PM
I know a dude who has hair growing on top of his nose. Be lucky you're not him.

abcdefz
06-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Nose hair trimmers are cheap and effective and tickle. (y)

Bob
06-02-2006, 01:38 PM
just be a man and pull 'em out with your fingers. there's honestly few things more satisfying than when you finally get one out.