what are you like when you're drunk?

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm very hyperactive, cheeful, loud, talking to everyone, and often embarrassing to people around me. but all and all, i'm a happy drunk. definitely invite me to your party.
what about you cunts?

[Tzar]

i ask all the chicks to show me their tits, i, ummmm, i feel up chicks when they don't realise it

what else do i do... i abuse females if they dont suck my dick. i spit on them.

cause thats the way i look at females :)

[zorra_chiflada]

this is not news to me NEXT!

[Freebasser]

Every other word is 'fuckin' and I lapse into my Liam Gallagher impression.

[enree erzweglle]

God, it's been about 10 years since I've had a glass of wine and maybe 20 years since I've had anything else to drink.

With the wine, I got dizzy even on just one glass. I think I've been drunk just a couple of times total and I was laughy/giddy, more so than normal. I remember not being able to sit through Dr. Strangelove because I couldn't stop laughing and I don't think I was watching the movie.

Not a drinker.

[like2_drink]

i love to party,get horny for asians, find out nones around, want to scrap, laugh a bunch with friends.

when i smoke weed is where it all gets bizarre. people tell me i get real tough when i smoke, i really don't see it that way but i guess it just comes off as tough..

[zorra_chiflada]

Every other word is 'fuckin' and I lapse into my Liam Gallagher impression.

ooh, you're a manc, right. i still want to hear you speak. i bet you sound like the folks in "shameless"

[MagicCowboy]

I get lost in a bathroom.

[Planetary]

MANCHESTOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

hey freebasser, when you're running from the cops, do you say "LEG ITTTT"?

[Freebasser]

Yes :(

[zorra_chiflada]

when you want to start a pub brawl, do you say "OOTSIDE NOO"?

[Freebasser]

Yes :( :o

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm trying to think of others. this is cool for me. it's like you're black, and i'm a wigger, and i'm all looking up to you and shit.

[Rock]

i'm very hyperactive, cheeful, loud, talking to everyone, and often embarrassing to people around me. but all and all, i'm a happy drunk. definitely invite me to your party..

[Freebasser]

i'm trying to think of others. this is cool for me. it's like you're black, and i'm a wigger, and i'm all looking up to you and shit.

Anuvva peep out ov you and I'll fuckin' twat ya! :mad:

[trailerprincess]

I am thankfully, a happy drunk, I have never gotten in a fight or come over all emo. I also like to dance very badly, this will normally involve me 'moonwalking' or in fact, just walking backwards

[Planetary]

another good impression is a stressed or over-dosed manc.

or just ian brown in general.

[na§tee]

it depends on the environment. if i'm drinking alone i will normally end up either a) wanting to listen to music really really loud on headphones and bliss out or b) get quite depressed about my drinking alone and how i'm a massive loser.

if i'm out at a gig or something it just makes me a lot more confident.
and chatty.
and touchy feely.
and really want to kiss people. but i can't, cos i have a manfriend.

[Bob]

i get very selfish. i want everyone to pay attention to me and i'm always trying to get whatever i want. i was drinking at my friend's place, he drank too much and threw up, so i stole his bed and made him sleep on the floor. i figured it's his vomit, i'm not sleeping next to that.

[Pres Zount]

I am thankfully, a happy drunk, I have never gotten in a fight or come over all emo. I also like to dance very badly, this will normally involve me 'moonwalking' or in fact, just walking backwards

haha

I've never been drunk, only a bit tipsy

I was at a multicultural dance night, and I tried to breakdance.

[like2_drink]

i come over all emo.

i hate drama when drinking

[fucktopgirl]

depend on the level of alcool in my blood.But usually i am happy and laugh and can be too much loving:D

[Yeti]

Originally Posted by Rock
i'm very hyperactive, cheeful, loud, talking to everyone, and often embarrassing to people around me. but all and all, i'm a happy drunk. definitely invite me to your party.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I'm pretty good but alcohol is schizophrenic. Sometimes it hits me the wrong way and people get on my nerves. I like to sing karaoke when I am drunk. I am also good at talking bands into letting me do a song. I sang a pretty good version of Champagne and Reefer by Muddy Waters with a blues band once. I also sang a real mean version of Long Haired Country Boy by Charlie Daniels. I find that blues and country are genres that tend to be good for drunk singers.

At the end of a night of drinking my wife usually says---I think you need to go to bed, honey.
I yell--Stop plagiarizing me!

[paul jones]

My eyes turn oriental, I flirt more and then pass out

[parallel]

I can never remember...


except for that one time when my pants decided to fall down and reveal my hot stuff boxers...

[TimDoolan]

I've been told I'm an angry drunk. Look out.

[HEIRESS]

"Well, sometimes I might get drunk,
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk.
Don't hurt me none, don't hurt my pride
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side

Well, ask me why I'm drunk alla time,
It levels my head and eases my mind.
I just walk along and stroll and sing,
I see better days and I do better things.
(I catch dinosaurs
I make love to Elizabeth Taylor . . .
Catch hell from Richard Burton!)"




Im a rowdy goddamn sunuvabitch
pretty much.

[ericlee]

it actually depends on what I'm drinking. I always have my friends calling me when they want to go out to a pub to drink a few beers, well more than a few. I'm the jokester or comic relief.

If I happen to mix beer and whiskey, go look in the drunk thread and take a look at my room. Yeah, I don't mix alcohols anymore.

Tequila, I don't drink that either. I hate myself when I drink that stuff.

If I drink wine, I just want to relax and enjoy a book or a glorious evening sitting under the stars with the Mrs.

[kll]

Depends on the alcohol - I am just silly on beer, horny on tequila, mean should I have a negative mood change on white wine, loud on vodka or rum. I laugh a lot on any.

[beastiegirrl101]

red wine=horny then I pass out
Beer=great buzz
*all other booze I dont touch because vodka makes me mean.

I pretty much think I am a hellova lot funnier than I actually am...lots of hugs and I tend to want to debate about things.

[Nuzzolese]

Why does certain kinds of alcohol make a person nice, and other kinds make the same person mean? Is there any legitimacy to that or is it just all in people's heads?

[mickill]

I'm constantly running around naked, swearing, making obscene gestures at women and men alike and trying to start fights with total strangers for no reason whatsoever.

And when I'm drunk I just act really obnoxious and annoying.

[kll]

Why does certain kinds of alcohol make a person nice, and other kinds make the same person mean? Is there any legitimacy to that or is it just all in people's heads?

I don't think it's in people's heads because based on what my behavior is, my boyfriend can actually ask me if I have been drinking (fill in the blank)...

[beastiegirrl101]

Why does certain kinds of alcohol make a person nice, and other kinds make the same person mean? Is there any legitimacy to that or is it just all in people's heads?

I think it's just that I have always been a beer girl so I know my limits, when to stop, when to break the seal. I dont know how to drink hard liquor, by the time I think I need to stop I am already way past my limit. Hard liquor just creeps up on you.

[fucktopgirl]

i cannot handle tequilla or hard liquor,i mean one drink its ok,but more then that , i become out of the loop!this shit is strong and alter a lot the brain!

i handle really good wine ,beers and cider!

[alexandra]

i make more sense than usual, according to a buddy (who must've been really drunk, haha). and i just hug people more. never make a big scene or anything. nowadays i always make sure i don't get more than tipsy (if i drink at all), 'cause i wanna take sharp embarrassing pictures of everyone, and avoid getting one of those nice hungovers.

[Bob]

I'm constantly running around naked, swearing, making obscene gestures at women and men alike and trying to start fights with total strangers for no reason whatsoever.

And when I'm drunk I just act really obnoxious and annoying.

*GONG*

[FloorK]

I'm loud and easy when I'm drunk.... (so wrong :eek: )

[TurdBerglar]

i piss in clothes hampers and roll around on the floor in amazement of how soft the rug has become

[mickill]

*GONG*

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

[Waus]

I'm not really a hard drinker/partier, but I like to sit back in the late evening with some kind of mixed drink or liquor. I still like to try new alcohols, so I wouldn't really say there's one thing I keep coming back to.

I've never really been pissed proper, but a friend of mine came over and drunk sniped me - stole a beer from my neighbor's fridge at 4am.

[Yeti]

i piss in clothes hampers and roll around on the floor in amazement of how soft the rug has become

This is no surprise at all.

[zippo]

ha what a great thread...

if i start asking permission for everything, you know im pretty fucked up, "im gonna get another glass ok? can i get another glass?", "im gonna go to the bathroom ok????", and well, this is pretty common, but i start laughing about everything, but that happens to everyone. im loud. hyper. my guy starts being a bit way too honest than he would probably like to be and has the capability of falling asleep sitting down on a chair from one second to the next. two glasses of wine, im down, 3 glasses of beer, im off, 2/3 shots of tequila, im on the floor. hey man, being a girl saves you money. suck it biatch.

[Kid Presentable]

I rap, using the term "white bitch" like I'm not white.

[zippo]

yea and i start doing my Sound of Music repertoire, speaking in my cockney accent

[ericlee]

the different alcohol changing people isn't in their heads.

One type of alcohol can give a different type of buzz than the other.

I've noticed this when my Mom used to drink, my wife and pretty much all my friends and they've noticed that I act different on a wine night rather than a whiskey night.

[voltanapricot]

I suddenly adopt this nasty, common accent and talk non stop about complete and utter nonsense.

[voltanapricot]

speaking in my cockney accent
oooh

[zippo]

the different alcohol changing people isn't in their heads.

One type of alcohol can give a different type of buzz than the other.

I've noticed this when my Mom used to drink, my wife and pretty much all my friends and they've noticed that I act different on a wine night rather than a whiskey night.

yea its not in anybodys heads, nuzz, id say...the typical effect categorization: wine makes you fall asleep, beer slowly makes you nuts and hyper, and strong liquors send you straight to hell

[kll]

i piss in clothes hampers and roll around on the floor in amazement of how soft the rug has become


seriously best post in this thread...

[Cooky Puss]

I have never been drunk before.
I have gotten to the point of being fairly tipsy though. Last weekend I had half a bottle of bacardi and it made me happy, woozy and giggly. It made me sing along to grease and eat pizza and laugh at an american pie film, where the dude ate dogpoo.
But I had to stop at some point because I stood up to get more drinks and I nearly fell over, and falling over is not good.

[Randetica]

never been drunk, never been tipsy
because of many reasons, first of all cause im a self control person

im no alcohol hater but many drunk people gross me out though

[Schmeltz]

Phase One: Cheerful, chilled out, flirty, laid back, mellow. Watch the game, shoot the shit, talk about work.

Phase Two: More active, aggressive, animated, confident, determined. Talk about personal stuff, current events, turn the music up louder.

Phase Three: Passionate, confrontational, emotional. Talk angrily and loudly at length about politics, history, philosophy, the state of the world. Dominate the conversation.

Blackout: Random, arbitrary shouting. Loss of balance and ability to interact with others in any meaningful way. Eyes completely closed: interaction with environment conducted mainly through touching/grabbing/groping.

[Bob]

never been drunk, never been tipsy
because of many reasons, first of all cause im a self control person

im no alcohol hater but many drunk people gross me out though

yeah, me too actually. it's more bearable if you're drunk, too, though. it's like this:

scenario A: you're all drunk

"dude i just dropped a jar of jelly on the floor, haha"
"hahahaha, that's awesome, it went EVERYWHERE, look at that shit, haha" :D

scenario B: you're not drunk, others are
"dude i just dropped a jar of jelly on the floor, haha"
"it went EVERYWHERE, look at that shit" :mad:

[GreenEarthAl]

No idea. Never been.

[Nuzzolese]

Scenario B: You're drunk, say "Fuck it" and cuddle up in bed cause it's cold outside. You wake up with the feeling of new fallen snow that has just been plowed.

Haha! His ears should be burning.

[ericlee]

Haha, this is fun. Here is another one. You a guy, it's New Year's Eve and there a naked guy in your bed.

Scenario A: You're sober, and you say "Fuck it" and go sleep someplace, ANYPLACE else.

Scenario B: You're drunk, say "Fuck it" and cuddle up in bed cause it's cold outside. You wake up with the feeling of new fallen snow that has just been plowed.

you are a mean, mean man.

[Bob]

you just do not forget things, do you

[cosmo105]

i'm very hyperactive, cheeful, loud, talking to everyone, and often embarrassing to people around me. but all and all, i'm a happy drunk. definitely invite me to your party.

i'm about the same way. i'm much less shy, and far more of a comedian. i start to think i can sing and dance really, really well. and i stumble a bit more than usual.


hahaha. bob was plowed.

[Documad]

I get mouth-y but not mean, and if I like you I will tend to punch you in the upper arm. I may also tell you what I really think about you or used to think about you and feelings may get hurt, but more likely I will say something that embarrasses my own self. :o

[QueenAdrock]

I laugh a LOT. I say stupid things and laugh even more. And then I end up falling on the floor and bruising myself, and laughing at that. And then I try to stick my tongue places it doesn't belong.

I think I'm a funny drunk, as long as everyone else is drunk too. If they were sober and thinking, I'd be pretty obnoxious.

[beastieangel01]

whatever feelings I'm having at the moment are increased 10 fold by alcohol.

Then when I have too much, I sleep.

[jlees_mcsd]

I am funny and horney sooooooooo I only get drunk with my hubby :p

[QueenAdrock]

whatever feelings I'm having at the moment are increased 10 fold by alcohol.

Then when I have too much, I sleep.

That sounds like weed to me, missy.

[beastieangel01]

That sounds like weed to me, missy.

haha. With that, I'm just really chilled out, as most are.

When drunk I was usually in a good mood to begin with, so I'm even more goofy and dance around a lot.

[Warrior]

When drunk I was usually in a good mood to begin with, so I'm even more goofy and dance around a lot.


like dance around naked on a table?

[beastieangel01]

like dance around naked on a table?

nah

I am actually more self-conscious about my body when I'm drunk.

[Lex Diamonds]

Me and my friend Andy like to describe ourselves as "cotch-heads". This means whatever situation we are in (in the rain, being chased by skinheads with metal bars, being questioned by police etc), all we want to do is cotch.

So when I'm drunk I just cotch and have jokes. (y)

cotch (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cotch)

[icy manipulator]

i fight trees and fall off moving cars :(

[Justin]

im very happy and not shy to bust a move!

[mikizee]

im one of those 'think theyre funny but just really annoying' drunks. i also slur my words really really badly when im even tipsy, which sucks, so when im trying to act sober it just doesnt happen.

[Rawr]

Really open to people i dont even know, and like to show how i'm a female and proud (lol i have no idea) so i always end up taking my top of and walking around in my bra like nothing. and really daring and end up hurting myself a lot, but still either way i'm like a mother to the people with me so i always have to look out for them.

[alexandra]

i fight trees and fall off moving cars :(
(y)

[Clockwork Ninja]

amidst drunkness, i like to walk down the street at 2 am, smashing things within reason. of course, the best part is waking up the next day seeing people repairing the very same shit i smashed. good stuff.

[mikizee]

thats not very nice. would u like your garden gnome smashed?

[Rancid_Beasties]

All of the ladies in here seem to drink beer...you rarely see girls drinking beer here. They all drink vodka raspberries, champagne, and all those girlie drinks. And I'm not even joking. Only time they drink beer is when they steal it off their guy friends :mad:

Anyhoo, I am most definitely a happy drunk. I definitely open up more. I have a tendancy to dance more. After a big night, i get gigantic headaches rather than chunning everwhere.

[alexandra]

All of the ladies in here seem to drink beer...you rarely see girls drinking beer here.
my dad drinks beer everyday, and my mom loves wine, so we always have that stuff at home, and sometimes have some to dinner. apart from that, i hardly ever drink beer, at any occasions. i stick to cider.

[Rancid_Beasties]

my dad drinks beer everyday, and my mom loves wine, so we always have that stuff at home, and sometimes have some to dinner. apart from that, i hardly ever drink beer, at any occasions. i stick to cider.
Nobody drinks cider in Australia. This is not a generalisation, I work in a bottleshop so i know we go through maybe 1 slab (4 six packs) of cider (and we have about 10 different varieties) per week. Compared to Victoria Bitter stubbies (375ml bottles) alone we sell somewhere between 50-100 slabs per week to the general public and another 50+ to football clubs. So yeah, most people either drink beer, or chicks drinks like champagne, vodka mixers, bacardi mixers etc. Or occasionally bourbon/rum and cola.

[zorra_chiflada]

Nobody drinks cider in Australia. This is not a generalisation, I work in a bottleshop so i know we go through maybe 1 slab (4 six packs) of cider (and we have about 10 different varieties) per week. Compared to Victoria Bitter stubbies (375ml bottles) alone we sell somewhere between 50-100 slabs per week to the general public and another 50+ to football clubs. So yeah, most people either drinks beer, or chicks drinks. Or occasionally bourbon/rum and cola.

i have been known to have a cider now and then. not regularly though

[Rancid_Beasties]

i have been known to have a cider now and then. not regularly though
Yeah well you live in the apple isle. Nuff said.

[zorra_chiflada]

Yeah well you live in the apple isle. Nuff said.

i go through probably 7 1.25 litre bottles of cascade apple isle a week.
i've been drinking it my whole life. i'm pretty confident that i've had more of it than anyone else in the world.

[Rancid_Beasties]

i go through probably 7 1.25 litre bottles of cascade apple isle a week.
i've been drinking it my whole life. i'm pretty confident that i've had more of it than anyone else in the world.
1.25 litre apple isle!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

We only get 750ml as a max :( :( :(

[zorra_chiflada]

1.25 litre apple isle!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

We only get 750ml as a max :( :( :(

that's what life's like here man :cool:

[Rancid_Beasties]

that's what life's like here man :cool:
So theres only 1 reason to live in Tasmania, thats what you're saying?

Well...its a compelling argument :(

Fucking importers stooging the consumers once again.

[iceygirl]

life of the party

so pretty much the same when im sober except even more talkative and hilarious

[TAL]

I was awesome and a gentleman last night.

[little j]

talkative, goofy, i like to sing and dance...eventhough im better at both while sober...being drunk is like being sober just magnified.

[Tzar]

after this w/e, it's safe to say i try to dance all mad-niggarish with my mate doing the same.

sad thing is... the women actually come along and join ya. :confused: (y)

people talk about different alcohol = different feelings.

bourbon for me - gets me excited and keeps me moving
beer for me - gets me lazy as and really 'cbf'.

[icy manipulator]

i also sing the australian national anthem to strangers on the phone :confused:

[GetYourWarOn]

completely irresistible.