Schmeltz
06-04-2006, 01:38 AM
So I get home from a nine-hour work day, shower, go to bed. About two hours later I get woken up by a disturbance downstairs: hysterical female voice and sobbing. My first thought, naturally, is that my roommate's nutso girlfriend is over with some alcohol/insanity-related issue... par for the course. But it's not. It's his ex from high school (also crazy), and she's drunk, and she's having an asthma attack, and she's on the phone to 9-1-1 because she's been sexually assaulted in the parking lot by our house. She didn't know she was in our house, or who he was, or who I was, or what was going on at all.
One houseful of cops (holy shit dude there are stems on the fucking table), one ambulance, and two police statements later everything is on the level. I guess shit like this is what keeps life interesting. The punchline: turns out my roommate and his girlfriend actually broke up this morning! He's having a bad day. I'm gonna have a soggy shoulder tomorrow.
One houseful of cops (holy shit dude there are stems on the fucking table), one ambulance, and two police statements later everything is on the level. I guess shit like this is what keeps life interesting. The punchline: turns out my roommate and his girlfriend actually broke up this morning! He's having a bad day. I'm gonna have a soggy shoulder tomorrow.