An open challenge.

[Lorentzson]

I hereby challenge the first person to reply this post, to a hiphop battle!
Youre gonna have to start since I dont know who to insult.

So lets kick it old school!

[Drederick Tatum]

They wanna know how many rhymes have I ripped in rep., but
Researchers never found all the pieces yet
Scientists try to solve the context
Philosophers are wondering whats next
Pieces are took to last who observe them
They couldnt absorb them, they didnt deserve them
My ideas are only for the audiences ears
For my opponents, it might take years
Pencils and pens, are swords
Letters put together form a key to chords
Im also a sculpture, born with structure
Because of my culture, Im a rip and destruct the
Difficult styles thatll be for the technology
Complete sights and new heights after I get deep
You dont have to speak just seek....

[Rawr]

You stole most of those lyrics from Eric B. & Rakim › Dont Sweat The Technique

(n)

[Drederick Tatum]

correction, I stole all of those lyrics.

[Randetica]

haha

[Lorentzson]

You say you can rap but whats up with that?
If i wanna hear whining i can listen to my mother yap
So Mr. Tatum I bring you an Ultimatum either your end your closet drama or you can just run on home to your momma
Cause there's no telling what I might do
but one thing is true, im coming after you
with a sponge and schampoo
cause ew, you smell like a zoo

Believe me, I could go on but im starting to yawn,
There's no competition, so you better listen
'Cause if that's what youre sayin'
Then it ain't worth payin' to see what you are displaying.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'll take you on.

Attackin like a slick apache
Lyrics are trigger happy
Blowin back your wig piece just for the way you lookin at me
Cock back, blaow, I hit you up right now
I dunno why so many yall wanna be thugs anyhow
Face the consequence, of your childish nonsense
I can make your head explode just by my lyrical content
Get you in my scope and metaphorically snipe ya
I never liked ya, I gased that ass and then ignite ya
The flamethrower, make your peeps afraid to know ya
How many times I told ya, play your position small soldier
My heart is colder, makes me want to resort to violence
Stop beatin me in the head son, nah I'm not buyin it
I'm ready to blast, ready to surpass and harass
I'm ready to flip, yea, and ready to dip with all the cash
I hold my chrome steady, with a tight grip
So watch your dome already cause this one might hit

[ms.peachy]

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning :)

[mikizee]

Just stay out of my way.
Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Why don't I go eat some hay?
I could make things out of clay
and lay by the bay.
What do you say?
I just may!

[Lex Diamonds]

Here's some more, I know you too scared to reply anyway so I'll just finish you off:

On ya mark, get set, when I spark, ya wet
Look how dark it get, when ya marked with death
Should I start your breath should I let you die
In fear you start to cry, ask why
Lyrically, I'm worser, don't front the word sick
You cursed it, but rehearsed it
I drop unexpectedly like bird shit
You herbs get, stuck quickly for royalties and show money
Don't forget the publishin, I punish em, I'm done with them
Son, I'm surprised you run with them
I think they got cum in them, cause they, nothin but dicks
Tryin to blow up like nitro and dynamite sticks
Mad I smoke hydro rock diamonds, that's sick
Got pay off my flow, rhyme with my own click
Take trips to Cairo, layin with yo bitch
I know you prayin you was rich, fuckin prick

[Lorentzson]

Not bad, not bad at all.

Yo padster,
stop messin' around
'cause I know that you're stressin', you clown
You aint profound, youre letting us down
here, have an egyptian pound.
You could use some money 'cause your poor
that's why you work part time as a whore
You ain't hardcore
you're just standing at my door begging for more

I can't help it, I just smile
Your not even worthwhile
P-man you ain't bonafide
Ill fill your lungs with formaldehyde
I'll blow you all the way to Marrakesh
and beat your box like Doug E. Fresh

To conclude this little session
i'd like to leave you with one last impression
The Padster's Rhymes isn't worth the paper it's written on
You'd best be gone the next time I see your face
Im gonna erase and replace your sorry face -blankspace-

[adam_f]

I got clamidia from your mom
She got it from the mailman named Tom
He was the bomb
Because is name is Tom
Like Tom Cruise
I'll never lose
Piss off, uh

Word

[Lo_Lyfe]

I hereby challenge the first person to reply this post, to a hiphop battle!
Youre gonna have to start since I dont know who to insult.

So lets kick it old school!

I'm Lo_Lyfe, bitch you're so trife, Bro Spice
I flow nice and you're just a faggot with no wife,
My main theory is you must have sucked a dick or two;
the illest thing about your flow is other people being sick of you,
I kick it in my palace, you reside in a tin shed,
Dude's a yeastie boy cause it seems that he's in-bread.

[Lex Diamonds]

OK kid, you asked for it now:

Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Pads and Big
Ain't no rest, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Padster be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music

[Qdrop]

It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Pads and Big
Ain't no rest, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Padster be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music

umm...stolen.
NAs.

[Lex Diamonds]

umm...stolen.
NAs.
Way to ruin the thread.

[Lex Diamonds]

OK here's a fresh one I just wrote:

Peep how we do it
Keep it real
It's penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You in the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn mutha-fucka you deserve to die
Talking about you getting money
But its funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fucking with me?
I'm a self-made millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the air
Lorentz remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
Now its all about Versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Mutha-fucka I hit 'em up!

[fucktopgirl]

Hey you guys are retarded
look like kids in a yard
You think you got the smooth vibe
better run and hide

I am the french master
kiddo go change your diapers
english might be my second language
but at least i juggle it without rage

So go ask your mommy for some cookies
And when you come back,better be witty












humm,i try!:D

[Kid Presentable]

*let my orange dick spit*
I got a dog named kubrick
Its obvious I like his flicks
Filming em with human chicks. if thats a sin
Let him poke this white bitch kim for coke
Outside of a bar until I switched in
Breaking her in like new tims in a robbery
Take a culture of my spits culture and spawn a colony
Smell like teen spirit? grab a shotgun and feed us
My l.p. street they shaking up columbine high cheerleaders
Dipping in two seaters, that aint mine
So many sick ass letter combinations I ? peg rhymes?
Blew my e.c. advance on a p.c. and grams
D.c. and p.s.2 games, grow lights and plants
Crops done by the time the cops come
Car jacked this pregnant indian for a datsun
Blaze a building, to catch a rap magazine
You wanna talk shit and not get fucked up?
Thats a f@ggots dream!

[Lo_Lyfe]

OK here's a fresh one I just wrote:

Peep how we do it
Keep it real
It's penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You in the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a sherm high
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn mutha-fucka you deserve to die
Talking about you getting money
But its funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fucking with me?
I'm a self-made millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the air
Lorentz remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
Now its all about Versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Mutha-fucka I hit 'em up!

damn why yo not even trying?:confused:

[ampm]

You think you're bad with your rap/
Well I'll tell you pilgrim I started the crap/
While you were in diapers and wetting the sheets/
I was at the ponderosa rapping to the beat/

Duh-ha, ha, ha
Duh-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either!

[Qdrop]

damn why yo not even trying?:confused:

padster, because of Derrick's post, has mistakingly assumed that the "inside joke" of this thread is use popular rap lyrics and "jokingly" pass them off as thier own.

padster is an idiot.

[Lex Diamonds]

padster, because of Derrick's post, has mistakingly assumed that the "inside joke" of this thread is use popular rap lyrics and "jokingly" pass them off as thier own.

padster is an idiot.
Fuck off you cunt.

[tracky]

awoken by light
delicate petals unfold
beautiful flower

[Kid Presentable]

padster, because of Derrick's post, has mistakingly assumed that the "inside joke" of this thread is use popular rap lyrics and "jokingly" pass them off as thier own.

padster is an idiot.
I tried to do it.

[tracky]

I wrote my own

[Lex Diamonds]

I tried to do it.
I noticed. I'm just fucking about, don't want to try and write my own because like the majority of people on here I'll just end up looking like a cock who can't write for shit.

There's no "inside joke" about it you buck-toothed inbred moron.

And there is no one called "Derrick" in this thread. Learn to read.

[Rock]

*let my orange dick spit*
I got a dog named kubrick
Its obvious I like his flicks
Filming em with human chicks. if thats a sin
Let him poke this white bitch kim for coke
Outside of a bar until I switched in
Breaking her in like new tims in a robbery
Take a culture of my spits culture and spawn a colony
Smell like teen spirit? grab a shotgun and feed us
My l.p. street they shaking up columbine high cheerleaders
Dipping in two seaters, that aint mine
So many sick ass letter combinations I ? peg rhymes?
Blew my e.c. advance on a p.c. and grams
D.c. and p.s.2 games, grow lights and plants
Crops done by the time the cops come
Car jacked this pregnant indian for a datsun
Blaze a building, to catch a rap magazine
You wanna talk shit and not get fucked up?
Thats a f@ggots dream!

I'm so depressed, I'm doing whippits for hours. Cuz I realize
I'm less popular than what's happening now was
There are women in pits in my basement
My trophy. Morgana's tits in a glass encased man
Like my sidekick Gary Highnick
I'm still banging the Thai chicks plus I'm high bitch
Eon rains...fuck it! E hurricanes
You a cold front that's seen on every weather vane
I got a storm more perfect than George Clooney
Thinking y'all scary. Y'all ain't even goonies!
E eases through the scene that's serene
And drops the illest shit any latrine has ever seen
I have no left or right ventricles
That's why I laugh when cops pull out with both tenticles
The beast lives among us
And I cause a reaction similar to what seeing your mother hung does

[ericlee]

so tell me, when you took the practice scholastic aptitude test
did you know the answers or did you just guess?
you rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
and act all urban to jack up your sound-scam
what's the matter with you? How come you rhyme MONOSYLLABICALLY?
is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis.
even since your first rhyme you've been in a state of suspended animation.
you look like Snuffaluffagus Australopithecus
me cray, you abacus

you play sorry, I play chess
king's pawn to B3, checkmate, go get to percacets

carefull with that mic, weezy
do you really think it's that easy

mmm..this is really good ice cream, you want some of it?
oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
only friends you keep are those you pay
always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sammiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack
I got the gadget Q gave to Bond. Take control of your mind and make
ya jump in a pond,
go , "quack quack" and flap your arms, leave you confused but completely unharmed

[Kid Presentable]

I noticed. I'm just fucking about, don't want to try and write my own because like the majority of people on here I'll just end up looking like a cock who can't write for shit.

There's no "inside joke" about it you buck-toothed inbred moron.

And there is no one called "Derrick" in this thread. Learn to read.
No no no. I meant I tried to play along with your joke. As did Rock.

[ampm]

"Ok, turn up the mic"

"Louder yo"

"I still can't hear it"

"Turn it up"

"My mic yo"

"Louder"

"Louder"

"Louder"

"Ok yo"

"yo"

"yo yo"

"yo yo yo"

"Uh"

"Baby, baby"

"Uh yo"

"Yo uh"

"Here we go"



George W got nothing on me/
We got to take the power from he

[tracky]

Turn them shits up!

[fucktopgirl]

I wrote my own

i did too ,but not a big hit:D

[Lex Diamonds]

No no no. I meant I tried to play along with your joke. As did Rock.
And ericlee. Well I guess we've all just mistakenly assumed the "inside joke" of this thread is to post popular rap lyrics and try to pass them off as our own. We must ALL be idiots.

[Kid Presentable]

Need lubrication
Tasteful anal, DandyLube.
I am done, get out.
blllllaaaaaaarrrrrr wooooomp woooomp!

Whuuurrrrr dem Bitches at?

Whhuuuuurrrrs my dinner yo?

Whurrrrrr dem bitches at?

[Kid Presentable]

And ericlee. Well I guess we've all just mistakenly assumed the "inside joke" of this thread is to post popular rap lyrics and try to pass them off as our own. We must ALL be idiots.
One dude tried, but he'll learn how pointless it all is.

[ericlee]

*let my orange dick spit*

Thats a f@ggots dream!

WINNAR!!11!!:D

[Lorentzson]

I am disappointed, this is a forum for hiphop lovers so I thought i could find some MC's to battle. I wrote all 3 myself and i actuially thought you were doing that as well.

I will make another thread like this and if there is someone man/woman enough to challenge me i will take you on! (!)

[fucktopgirl]

so what ,got nothing to say
stuck on the highway
lack of originality
is your worst ennemy

c'mon pump your brain cell
before you fall in hell

[tracky]

morning dew glimmers
as dawn breaks through the night
the world wakes again

[Lex Diamonds]

Though it's not cool to write rhymes on the BBMB
MCs seem at sea like BVSMP they need me
So I'ma come bless you with some real written shit
Something you can't step to and no I aint bitten this
So listen kids, believe real Gs isn't dismissin it
I sit and spit witty shit nothin easier to me than dissin is
As I write with spite to slice your life I'm tight never loose
Don't step inside my mind's heights or find it bites like a noose
That's all folks, just like Bugs Bunny would say
The inside joke is over it's not funny, no way

[ms.peachy]

I am disappointed, this is a forum for hiphop lovers
It is? I didn't see that in the rules. Shit, why didn't anyone tell me?

[ericlee]

morning dew glimmers
as dawn breaks through the night
the world wakes again

yeah, we've got some emo rappin' goin on!

open skies
singing lullabies
a blade of grass hangs from my mouth
while I rest my eyes after staring at cloud formations up in the sky

[ericlee]

Though it's not cool to write rhymes on the BBMB
MCs seem at sea like BVSMP they need me
So I'ma come bless you with some real written shit
Something you can't step to and no I aint bitten this
So listen kids, believe real Gs isn't dismissin it
I sit and spit witty shit nothin easier to me than dissin is
As I write with spite to slice your life I'm tight never loose
Don't step inside my mind's heights or find it bites like a noose
That's all folks, just like Bugs Bunny would say
The inside joke is over it's not funny, no way

ummm, porky Pig said "that's all folks"

it's more like, "bd bd d, That's all folks"

[Kid Presentable]

I think you are an alias for Lorenzo Lamas, who we all know is the most wickedest rhyme spitter ever.
haha renegay'd.

[fucktopgirl]

ermmmm,can somebody give me props for my effort or something,maybe a slap in the face at the worst!

[Lorentzson]

Oh fine, you got me. I am Lorenzo...
This isnt a fair competition.

[alexandra]

1st place: fucktopgirl
2nd place: ampm
3rd place: who ever gives a fuck

[Qdrop]

We must ALL be idiots.

*cough*

[fucktopgirl]

you goth are crazy
not even funny
look like transvestite bait
wait wait wait
i want to regurgitate

maybe you should put colors
your world seem without vigor
you say you are thouger
most likely ,you suffer

you room in the shadow
your girls look like evilho
i shiver at your world
yes,like a little girl

[Lex Diamonds]

ummm, porky Pig said "that's all folks"

it's more like, "bd bd d, That's all folks"
I never said Bugs Bunny did say it, I just said he WOULD say it, like if it fit the situation or whatever.

[Lex Diamonds]

look like transvestite bait
wait wait wait
i want to regurgitate
Dope. (y)

[jlees_mcsd]

I'm Lo_Lyfe, bitch you're so trife, Bro Spice
I flow nice and you're just a faggot with no wife,
My main theory is you must have sucked a dick or two;
the illest thing about your flow is other people being sick of you,
I kick it in my palace, you reside in a tin shed,
Dude's a yeastie boy cause it seems that he's in-bread.


I think you won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[jackrock]

well my names jackrock im a pisces-o!,
dont ask me cause i just dont know!
djcv vjnvfgksngs gknfgnf

that's all i got.

[jlees_mcsd]

Wait hold up I can rhyme too
this thread got funny thanks to all of you.
I can't kick old skool but I can try
that's all I got so bye bye.

[Tzar]

You can find me in the club, bottle full of Bud
Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed

[TAL]

Hello, you fool
Come join the joyride

[jlees_mcsd]

Hello, you fool
Come join the joyride
Good one.

[mikizee]

You won't get far little punk
Cause I bust spear rhymes
I tear a bars like a drunk
On a bus to rhyme
The hideous insideous super fly suffer
Ignorance is bliss and you're a happy mother fucker
Sucker rocker set im like bobba filled with intelect
I'm everywhere you go like porno on the internet
So you don't wanna step trust me you've been warned
You don't wanna play leapfrog with a unicorn
Leave you torn you couldn't battle me with that lame rhyme
You couldn't come hard with 2 women at the same time
You walk in the club tipped in jewels n versace
And the gay guys wear that much gold ask liberache
MC's that terror get ah wonder why
If ya skills match ya ego you'll be eating humblepie
Your rhymes are more average than ya girlfriends looks
And with a face like that i hope that girl can cook
It's like that.

[Lorentzson]

I think it's right about time for one of the original Beastie boys to contribute to this thread. Show us that you can mix up a rhyme in a jiffy. :rolleyes:

[ms.peachy]

I think it's right about time for one of the original Beastie boys to contribute to this thread. Show us that you can mix up a rhyme in a jiffy. :rolleyes:
Yeah, start holding your breath for that to happen. Because, they really have something to prove to you, random internet boy.

[mikizee]

Yeah, start holding your breath for that to happen. Because, they really have something to prove to you, random internet boy.

hah. classic.

[Lorentzson]

Oh, im so sorry ms. Peachy

Because you know, I was being so serious, I actually thought that they would. Man! :confused:

[ericlee]

Is there a serious Goth scene in Gothenburg?

haha, thanks for that(y)

[ms.peachy]

Damn Swedezes!
Oh yeah, and Happy National King Gustav Flag Day, or whatever the hell it is you call it.

[Lorentzson]

Oh yeah, and Happy National King Gustav Flag Day, or whatever the hell it is you call it.

Thank you ms.peachy

How did you know that?

[ms.peachy]

Thank you ms.peachy

How did you know that?
Kind of a long story. My husband's name is Gustav. A number of years ago a colleague of his (who was from Sweden) told him about King Gustav Day and so Gus decided to adopt it as his own personal holiday. He's not Swedish though, but he says that's irrelevant.

[Lorentzson]

XD