Open mic night

[Lorentzson]

I tried this earlier this morning and it didnt turn out so well. Everyone kept using other rappers rhymes and claiming them their own. Im making another try,

So, does anyone have the guts to take me on?

Ill start:

Everybody move out of the way, im here to stay
So take a minute listen to what I gots to say.
It's to bad that noone can even compare to me
I may be 'swe' but I can still 'MC'
I would like someone with a little style,
Not a junkpile!
I need a little class,
I dont want to have to look at your dick with a magnifying glass
because im the king of the mic and there is no stopping me
'cause im cruisin' round town, lookin for some clown,
thats you, ya damn kangaroo!

[ericlee]

this
this is
this is just
this is just to
this is just to take
this is just to take up
this is just to take up space

[alexandra]

thats you, ya damn kangaroo!
lol, the aussies on the board will love that line.

[tracky]

did he just call someone a kangaroo? oooooh burn

i saw a couple of kangaroos yesterday when i was out hiking around. got a couple of photos of them too, but they didnt come out great. really, they're just like big rats tho.

[Lorentzson]

Any Australians out there?

[tracky]

nah i saw these kangaroos in skandinavia

[Rock]

i saw a couple of kangaroos yesterday ............. they're just like big rats tho.
Remember how Sylvester would think the Kangaroo was a giant mouse? That shit was hilarious.

[tracky]

haha now you mention it, yes i do remember :D

[fucktopgirl]

So here i am,you think you own
I will put you out of your little throne
cuz i am a girl who got more ball
then you dickie,yes you all

I am no mc,but i got funky style
yes,go ahead and crack a smile
or else drop a tear
because you're down with fear
yea,that right,i am the frenchgirl master
i pass on you like a bulldozer

:D

[Bob]

nah i saw these kangaroos in skandinavia

a kangaroo bit my sister once

kangaroo bites can be pretty nasty you know!

[tracky]

yeah they're not an animal to be messed with

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm Paddy, bitch, so recognise this shit
The mack daddy with licks to make you dive in a ditch
And keep hidin in it, while I rhyme an I spit
And you'll be sittin like a slut with the mic in your slit
Pop your hymen a bit, because my rhymes are like dicks
They keep comin always hard, releasin slime on a bitch
I season lines with a pinch of pepper, no one thinks of better
The South London repper puttin paid to a stinkin stepper
You don't even know hip hop you're just some internetter
Who thinks they're ghetto cuz they sent 50 Cent a letter
And got one back, sayin "Yo Lorenzo keep it up
I know your style is wack, so's mine but people eat it up!"

[LOBSTER PRIZE!]

You guys are keystyling? hahahaha

[MC Crapple]

I'll try not to be another one post wonder, long time lurker first time poster btw


The war on the masses-bullshit it's just on you
The outcome disasterous-Yeah right cause I'm a jew
I ain't ever gonna do something you don't pay me to do
my dad's a lawyer your dad works at subway boo for you
Sit tight bitch because I'm ready to flow, like the blood from you're pussy
or fried chicken from fat joe
It starts with my nose, ten inches long, not as long as my dick but twice as strong
Goes down to my pecks getting rubbed by your woman, oy vei
Just saw your bitch isn't a woman cuz your flamin gay
Your rhymes are weak, you got no dark mystique, and your moms outlook on you must be dismal bleak
But hey man, I'm just a regular kike, goddamn, like a rabbi, gonna be your teacher
listen up bitch aight i'm rakim you're just gonna follow the leader

You think you're an MC are you serious G?
Like the panties on my bitch you're already wet, dripping with sweat brow
what? you're just gonna stand there fling your ghetto shit at me? Man I live in Cairo
the bird flu here is viral you stand up to that and your cred goes for miles

.......

Tip of the iceberg brothers. Anyone here produce???;)

[Lorentzson]

I´m noticing that you're being nice to me in you rhyme, im gonna ignore that and continue to pick a fight.

Hello and welcome back monsieur Padster
I know im not french but maybe you were? Ehr?
Listen up everybody 'cause i've got the rhymes.
I can bust a move, man you need to improve,
on your lyrics and your rythm and your style.
Shit, I thought this was a battle so i brought my best weapons
You're just standin' there silent like you're clippin' coupons!
You blame other people for eatin' it
Maybe it's you? What if you're cheating it?
Im gonna let you go for this time
but next i want a rhyme that can stop the time!
Boys will be boys,
and Padster will continue to be that background noice
that you hear on the radio
when they're playin my tunes in the afternoons.

[Waus]

That's pretty good paddy. (y)

[like2_drink]

i originally thought there was going to be a witty comedy story in this thread, still entertaining tho

[ampm]

I open up like moist vagina/
I play in the majors; while you rock the minors/
Kids step to me like I'm an escalator/
That's all I got; see you later/

[like2_drink]

i knew that if
i wrote like this
you'd all read what i say
i bought a 400$ watch the other day
for only 80 bucks. enjoy the battle

:rolleyes:

[MC Crapple]

It's the kike on the mike, like Lance armstrong on his bike
I'm born to do what I do and that's make rhymes
They just come to my head like hoochies mouth's
POW, did you get that bitch, that one just flew right by you
your minds poo, you'll never understand the mind of a jew
I fight to feed orphans, support bitches rights and world peace
like snakes on a plane I'm platinum before I release

[Lex Diamonds]

I win.

[Kid Presentable]

I win.
Been there, done that.

[Lorentzson]

Why are y'all lookin' at me?
Cause Padster and the Crapple, im sure you will agree
What I got to say concerns us all,
Just as sure as Katmandoo is the capitol of Nepal
Iv'e got the mic control, that you know so well
Im gonna take a stroll all the way to hell
Because im iller than illest, I bid you farewell.
Well not really, im just shitting you. You know me pretty well
So just give me a mic and ill convert that dyke
Im on a hunger strike, but thats allright
cause im phat like "Spin city Mike"

Now I come to the part were I tell y'all
that this is were I take you to a Total Recall
Like Arnie, he's a governor now, must have been a close call
speaking of calls Padster, your mother phoned me and said:
Paul, My son paddy isn't good at baseball at all!
He's about as smart as a golfball!
My name's not even Paul, and no I dont live in Montreal!
Why does everyone keep asking me that? I mean,
first of all Im not Canadian you dirtball!
Check my fingerprints if you like, I have plenty of Luminol.

(No offense to you or your mother Paddy, nothing personal:) )

[ericlee]

Look at little boy Lorentzson
His junk spittin' lyrics reminds
me of a rummage sale at Sanford and Son's
He's got no flow in which the little ladies dance
nothin' on your dance floor but king kong contenders
shakin' thier trash pile ass

You think you can rhyme clear
But Mushmouth with his Ubbi Dubbi
Even sounds better after a case of beer

[TAL]

Loren, Loren, Loren, Lorentzon
Det går inte att jämföra dig med nån
Allt du säger är riktigt och rätt
Du kommer alltid att vara nummer ett

[abcdefz]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sent his mother a lovely and appropriate greeting card for her birthday
He affixed the correct postage to the envelope
And mailed it. Mailed it. Yes.
And butterflies danced in the noon day sun, which kind of scorched them, but oh well.

[abcdefz]

"What song is it you wanna hear?"


"'FREE VERSE!!!'"



"...I heard it that time."





I'm as free as the verse now
And this verse you cannot change
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
And this verse you cannot chayayaynge....

[abcdefz]

*watches*

[abcdefz]

*watches*

[abcdefz]

*bored*

[abcdefz]

Pick a card. Any card.

[abcdefz]

Okay. Put it back anywhere. I won't look.

[abcdefz]

oh, shit

[abcdefz]

Yeah -- hang on.

[TAL]

IT'S IN HIS SLEEVE!!

[abcdefz]

Just a second.

[abcdefz]

IT IS NOT

[Lorentzson]

Ta, Ta, Tal min Homeboy
Du äger ju samhället, oi!
Keep up the good work,
You deserve a perk!

But im about to go berserk on that yerk Ericlee,
No wait, did i say ericlee? I meant eriKlee.
You see, technically your not an MC
youre just a Flea with hepatitis b
Im only gonna stand it to a tolerable degree

You say the girlies ain't dancin, but i disagree,
They're coming from across the sea to watch me!

Maybe you should let the big boys do the rhyming
Im not sure what your other interests are, do you like mountain climbing?
I hope you've learned your lesson son,
or else im gonna have go after you with my Thompson machine gun!

[abcdefz]

*accidentally knocks all the chess pieces to the floor*

[abcdefz]

Eight of diamonds?

[MC Crapple]

What is this disaster? shit MCs I'm your master
my rhymes are slick as sick your flow is thick like plaster
Goin Cromwell on the asses of the irish-------bastards
Lyrical flow will twist you like a leprechaun in the pasture
Your a sexual predator Im a sexual anaconda, faster, bliss
it consists of your mother goin down on my dick cuz I asked her
as a battle MC you got some OK punchlines but your flow it consists
of some kiddy level shit its got holes like cheese of swiss I insist
like yoda, i catchezise, the force is strong with me i advise you
you quiver in fear like a deer in the headlights,in the truck its the Jew!
lyrical dissonance, adeptness unheard of
my manipulation of english is tight like a glove

[Lorentzson]

Anyone else think this is an awesome thread?

[abcdefz]

What is this disaster? shit MCs I'm your master
my rhymes are slick as sick your flow is thick like plaster
Goin Cromwell on the asses of the irish-------bastards
Lyrical flow will twist you like a leprechaun in the pasture
Your a sexual predator Im a sexual anaconda, faster, bliss
it consists of your mother goin down on my dick cuz I asked her
as a battle MC you got some OK punchlines but your flow it consists
of some kiddy level shit its got holes like cheese of swiss I insist
like yoda, i catchezise, the force is strong with me i advise you
you quiver in fear like a deer in the headlights,in the truck its the Jew!
lyrical dissonance, adeptness unheard of
my control of english language fits tight like a glove



¿Qué?

[MC Crapple]

A-B-C, bald like Jay-Z
but your rhymes don't exist and dissin you is easy
I'll leave you be sittin there
but let your bald ass beware
cuz as a kike on the mike i got the moses stare

[abcdefz]

Fee faux fum rhymes

[marsdaddy]

cuz as a kike on the mike i got the moses stareNow THAT'S Old School.

[abcdefz]

99% perspiration, my friend. (y)

[ericlee]

But I'm about to go berserk on that yerk Ericlee,
No wait, did i say ericlee? I meant eriKlee.
You see, technically you're not an MC
you're just a Flea with hepatitis b
I'm only gonna stand it to a tolerable degree

Till I have to quit guiding you by the hand with grammer check, I'm not even going to bother busting you down, son.

What the hell is a yerk btw?

[Lorentzson]

Okay, okay! I meant jerk ofc. You dont have to be a wise ass about it...

Besides Jerk, what else is gramatically incorrect?

So my rhymes were so good that you had to come up with an excuse not to answer, and you find a spelling error...
Im not from an english speaking country but im trying my best.

[MC Crapple]

Lorentz go back to Bulgaria, you're causin me hysteria
with rhymes as weak as yours you might as well spit malaria
but like your affliction my rhyme is contagious
in america we say my lyrics are out-rage-e-ous
time and time again i have to put down MCs
why they keep coming back is far and out beyond me
perhaps it's so they get to see the greatest show on earth again
rehearse, his design and scheme to cut off your lifeline zen

[ericlee]

Okay, okay! I meant jerk ofc. You dont have to be a wise ass about it...

Besides Jerk, what else is gramatically incorrect?

So my rhymes were so good that you had to come up with an excuse not to answer, and you find a spelling error...
Im not from an english speaking country but im trying my best.

dude, ease up. I'm just yoking with you.

I dig your style and I do respect the fact that you're rhyming in a different language other than what your navite language is.:)

[abcdefz]

navite :)




God, I hope that was intentional. :D

[MC Crapple]

pretension, check my tragject angle of ascension
I'm bout to drop tremendous knowledge, attention
im not in college, but i know that your rhymes are horrendous
my like sound licentious, you wonder how im droppin these
flows like its hot, believe me I'm not
like i said before my nose is 10 inches long
like my shlong both when aroused shoot out the snot....:confused:

[ericlee]

God, I hope that was intentional. :D

Ahhh!! I can't edit it now!

ummm, I've got to find an excuse.. umm. Do'h!

[Lorentzson]

I might not be fit for a spelling B,
But I shall ask ye these questions three:

One, Who the baddest MC?
Two, Who can battle Mike D?
Three, Who is too explicit for Mtv?

I'll tell ya who, its me - Lorenzo, the the illest MC
You might call me a sissy, but I say, Hey Missy.
Dont mess with me 'cause im rockin' it Buzy!
So what if I Listen to Tool? I think they're cool!
I know they're not old school but dont be cruel!

[ericlee]

I might not be fit for a spelling B,
But I shall ask ye these questions three:

One, Who the baddest MC?
Two, Who can battle Mike D?
Three, Who is too explicit for Mtv?

I'll tell ya who, its me - Lorenzo, the the illest MC
You might call me a sissy, but I say, Hey Missy.
Dont mess with me 'cause im rockin' it Buzy!
So what if I Listen to Tool? I think they're cool!
I know they're not old school but dont be cruel!

ok, now you've surely got my props. I don't really follow all of their hidden lyrics or what not but they jam good enough to not even worry about trying to decipher their lyrics.

[Lorentzson]

Are you talking about Tool or what?:confused: :confused:

[ericlee]

Are you talking about Tool or what?:confused: :confused:

Yeah, unless you've got hidden messages in your lyrics:rolleyes:

[jlees_mcsd]

I tried this earlier this morning and it didnt turn out so well. Everyone kept using other rappers rhymes and claiming them their own.


Just for the record son, that was all my own rhyme and I thought it was o.k.

Just messin' I know what you are saying........;)

[jlees_mcsd]

Why are y'all lookin' at me?
Cause Padster and the Crapple, im sure you will agree
What I got to say concerns us all,
Just as sure as Katmandoo is the capitol of Nepal
Iv'e got the mic control, that you know so well
Im gonna take a stroll all the way to hell
Because im iller than illest, I bid you farewell.
Well not really, im just shitting you. You know me pretty well
So just give me a mic and ill convert that dyke
Im on a hunger strike, but thats allright
cause im phat like "Spin city Mike"

Now I come to the part were I tell y'all
that this is were I take you to a Total Recall
Like Arnie, he's a governor now, must have been a close call
speaking of calls Padster, your mother phoned me and said:
Paul, My son paddy isn't good at baseball at all!
He's about as smart as a golfball!
My name's not even Paul, and no I dont live in Montreal!
Why does everyone keep asking me that? I mean,
first of all Im not Canadian you dirtball!
Check my fingerprints if you like, I have plenty of Luminol.

(No offense to you or your mother Paddy, nothing personal:) )

Dude don't take this the wrong way..............but this perticular rhyme of yours sounds like Andy Milinockis.

[Lorentzson]

Who is Andy Milanockis?

You dont have to believe me though, I can only tell you the truth and the truth is I made this shit up as I was writing it, its all my material.

[Lex Diamonds]

Andy Milonakis is a fat kid who is shit at freestyling.

[Lex Diamonds]

I've said it before
When I walk in the door
I don't wanna see you poor MCs no more
Why the fuck were you callin me a golf ball you freak
Your cuss words need work much worse than your technique
I''l smack you off the course and green like a golf-fore
You wack, run back find I've been waitin with a twelve-bore
Shot gun, cos son, hot ones, I got them,
Your flopped puns, are not fun, and I'ma stop them
Why you yammerin on about Canada?
I'll damage ya,
Diminish, and manage ya- image like a camera
I hammer ya, look son you stammer like an amateur
While bystanders clamour for the glamour of the Padster, huh

[jlees_mcsd]

Who is Andy Milanockis?

You dont have to believe me though, I can only tell you the truth and the truth is I made this shit up as I was writing it, its all my material.


Pad is right and I didn't say the rhyme was HIS I said it had HIS SSTYLE..:p

[Lex Diamonds]

Andy Milonakis. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0DcQNRDl24&search=andy%20milonakis)

ps
LMAO what a fat fuck.

[Lorentzson]

Yo Paddy, you've upset the balance man!
Maybe you should consider that retirement plan?
I was rhymin' and stealin' before you even began!
So dont give me any crap,
'cause im about to snap
I spit at ya, twi! You smell like rotten Brie!
You're just a worker bee, while im the queen of MC!

Ill blast ya, Im past ya, Ill surpass ya
Here's a forecast: You're the last of you sorry kind of crap-rappers,
are you blind? Cant you see? Let me remind,
Im like Godzilla and MCA combined!
You are behind, bear that in mind when I tell ya
Im a mastermind, im fucking HipHop defined!

[Lorentzson]

Haha :P

"I put my dick in your gas tank" :D

[Lorentzson]

Hah, whats wrong with it?
But seriously, the bee hive has a queen and that is the boss.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hahaha, you're a man and you called yourself the queen?
There's no point in me replying, I've won, as we've just seen.

[Lorentzson]

You're giving up?

besides, i might be a female...

[Lorentzson]

Hahaha, you're a man and you called yourself the queen?
There's no point in me replying, I've won, as we've just seen.

Fine ill rewrite it then.

Yo Paddy, you've upset the balance man!
Maybe you should consider that retirement plan?
I was rhymin' and stealin' before you even began!
So dont give me any crap,
'cause im about to snap
I spit at ya, twi! You smell like rotten Brie!
You're just a worker bee, while im the King of MC!

Ill blast ya, Im past ya, Ill surpass ya
Here's a forecast: You're the last of you sorry kind of crap-rappers,
are you blind? Cant you see? Let me remind,
Im like Godzilla and MCA combined!
You are behind, bear that in mind when I tell ya
Im a mastermind, im fucking HipHop defined!

[Lorentzson]

And why is that? :)

[ericlee]

I always thought the king bee gets eatin' up by the queen bee after they hump..

or is that praying mantis.

[Lorentzson]

I always thought the king bee gets eatin' up by the queen bee after they hump..

or is that praying mantis.

It seems to me that everyone is against me,
I shall change it once more though:

Yo Paddy, you've upset the balance man!
Maybe you should consider that retirement plan?
I was rhymin' and stealin' before you even began!
So dont give me any crap,
'cause im about to snap
I spit at ya, twi! You smell like rotten Brie!
You're just a worker bee, Im the Bruce Lee of MC!

Ill blast ya, Im past ya, Ill surpass ya
Here's a forecast: You're the last of you sorry kind of crap-rappers,
are you blind? Cant you see? Let me remind,
Im like Godzilla and MCA combined!
You are behind, bear that in mind when I tell ya
Im a mastermind, im fucking HipHop defined!

[Lorentzson]

Now please dont tell me something like:
-Bruce Lee was stung by a bee once
-Bruce Lee is actually a bee
whatever...

[Lex Diamonds]

This kid seems to like pretendin to be a lady
Just like his momma- the first man to have a baby
Cuz as everybody knows she got a big dick dude
Five times the size of yours and at least twice as thick too
You wonder how I know? Cuz I was gonna fuck the ho
With prices like that how could anybody say no?!
But anyway, that's enough about your mother
Let's talk about your many other twisted lovers
Like sick 69s with your sister and your brother
Your whole family likes to sex up one another
Giving your own dog the three inch bone
While your ass vibrates from your cellular phone
I'm sorry to mention this cuz I feel a little mean
But your cousin licked your ringpiece like a Krispy Kreme
If there's anything else you want me to tell these people
Then diss me again and my next verse will be lethal

[Lex Diamonds]

A wee bit touchy, eh?
If he's touchy bout that he aint going to like that verse. ^

[ericlee]

Now please dont tell me something like:
-Bruce Lee was stung by a bee once
-Bruce Lee is actually a bee
whatever...

i heard a rumor that Bruce Lee died by swinging his numchucks and accidentally racked himself in the nuts which resulted in his death.

Or was it a bee that stung him in the nuts because maybe the movement of the numchucks pissed off the bee which made him sting Bruce in the sac..

[Lex Diamonds]

Sometimes I forget Padster has an English accent, so what I initial hear my head as sounding like Eminem, prolly sounds more like John Cleese or Liam Gallagher.
No, try Dizzee Rascal or Professor Green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rCLdP-_TzE&search=professor%20green).

Or just imagine it as Eminem, it's only lyrics aint it.

[Lorentzson]

I feel sorry for you, for considering my mommy
She's like fifty and she ain't no hotty...
So what if she a man?
she's got a bigger cock than your dad will ever have
As for my dog, I dont have one
Maybe youre thinkin' of my chameleon tree frog?
He's way cooler than you'll ever be
and considerin' that you're both reptiles...
Man! Im on a kiling spree!
You blame me for incest,
Atleast im negative on my AIDS test
You're the sluttiest queer that ever existed
You lived in Neverland with Michael and Macauley, Man thats twisted!
You probably fucked them tigers too.
No! not Winnie the Pooh?! Kid, you're sick! Shame on you!

This is getting nastier and nastier...

[Lex Diamonds]

I think we need a vote to decide who wins. Cuz that was just wack and I can't be bothered owning you again.

[Lorentzson]

The Padster's rhymes:

I'm Paddy, bitch, so recognise this shit
The mack daddy with licks to make you dive in a ditch
And keep hidin in it, while I rhyme an I spit
And you'll be sittin like a slut with the mic in your slit
Pop your hymen a bit, because my rhymes are like dicks
They keep comin always hard, releasin slime on a bitch
I season lines with a pinch of pepper, no one thinks of better
The South London repper puttin paid to a stinkin stepper
You don't even know hip hop you're just some internetter
Who thinks they're ghetto cuz they sent 50 Cent a letter
And got one back, sayin "Yo Lorenzo keep it up
I know your style is wack, so's mine but people eat it up!"

I've said it before
When I walk in the door
I don't wanna see you poor MCs no more
Why the fuck were you callin me a golf ball you freak
Your cuss words need work much worse than your technique
I''l smack you off the course and green like a golf-fore
You wack, run back find I've been waitin with a twelve-bore
Shot gun, cos son, hot ones, I got them,
Your flopped puns, are not fun, and I'ma stop them
Why you yammerin on about Canada?
I'll damage ya,
Diminish, and manage ya- image like a camera
I hammer ya, look son you stammer like an amateur
While bystanders clamour for the glamour of the Padster, huh

This kid seems to like pretendin to be a lady
Just like his momma- the first man to have a baby
Cuz as everybody knows she got a big dick dude
Five times the size of yours and at least twice as thick too
You wonder how I know? Cuz I was gonna fuck the ho
With prices like that how could anybody say no?!
But anyway, that's enough about your mother
Let's talk about your many other twisted lovers
Like sick 69s with your sister and your brother
Your whole family likes to sex up one another
Giving your own dog the three inch bone
While your ass vibrates from your cellular phone
I'm sorry to mention this cuz I feel a little mean
But your cousin licked your ringpiece like a Krispy Kreme
If there's anything else you want me to tell these people
Then diss me again and my next verse will be lethal

Lorentzson's Rhymes:

Hello and welcome back monsieur Padster
I know im not french but maybe you were? Ehr?
Listen up everybody 'cause i've got the rhymes.
I can bust a move, man you need to improve,
on your lyrics and your rythm and your style.
Shit, I thought this was a battle so i brought my best weapons
You're just standin' there silent like you're clippin' coupons!
You blame other people for eatin' it
Maybe it's you? What if you're cheating it?
Im gonna let you go for this time
but next i want a rhyme that can stop the time!
Boys will be boys,
and Padster will continue to be that background noice
that you hear on the radio
when they're playin my tunes in the afternoons.

Why are y'all lookin' at me?
Cause Padster and the Crapple, im sure you will agree
What I got to say concerns us all,
Just as sure as Katmandoo is the capitol of Nepal
Iv'e got the mic control, that you know so well
Im gonna take a stroll all the way to hell
Because im iller than illest, I bid you farewell.
Well not really, im just shitting you. You know me pretty well
So just give me a mic and ill convert that dyke
Im on a hunger strike, but thats allright
cause im phat like "Spin city Mike"

Now I come to the part were I tell y'all
that this is were I take you to a Total Recall
Like Arnie, he's a governor now, must have been a close call
speaking of calls Padster, your mother phoned me and said:
Paul, My son paddy isn't good at baseball at all!
He's about as smart as a golfball!
My name's not even Paul, and no I dont live in Montreal!
Why does everyone keep asking me that? I mean,
first of all Im not Canadian you dirtball!
Check my fingerprints if you like, I have plenty of Luminol.


Yo Paddy, you've upset the balance man!
Maybe you should consider that retirement plan?
I was rhymin' and stealin' before you even began!
So dont give me any crap,
'cause im about to snap
I spit at ya, twi! You smell like rotten Brie!
You're just a worker bee, Im the Bruce Lee of MC!

Ill blast ya, Im past ya, Ill surpass ya
Here's a forecast: You're the last of you sorry kind of crap-rappers,
are you blind? Cant you see? Let me remind,
Im like Godzilla and MCA combined!
You are behind, bear that in mind when I tell ya
Im a mastermind, im fucking HipHop defined!

I feel sorry for you, for considering my mommy
She's like fifty and she ain't no hotty...
So what if she a man?
she's got a bigger cock than your dad will ever have
As for my dog, I dont have one
Maybe youre thinkin' of my chameleon tree frog?
He's way cooler than you'll ever be
and considerin' that you're both reptiles...
Man! Im on a kiling spree!
You blame me for incest,
Atleast im negative on my AIDS test
You're the sluttiest queer that ever existed
You lived in Neverland with Michael and Macauley, Man thats twisted!
You probably fucked them tigers too.
No! not Winnie the Pooh?! Kid, you're sick! Shame on you!

Okay, Everyone vote!!

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, vote bitches.

[Kid Presentable]

What's funny is mickill pwned allcomers in his battle-rap thread, and I pwned all comers in Grandmasterremix's thread, and now there's just leftovers.

[ericlee]

What's funny is mickill pwned allcomers in his battle-rap thread, and I pwned all comers in Grandmasterremix's thread, and now there's just leftovers.

oh horsehit. I pwned his ass and all he could come up with was sucking dick references.:rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

oh horsehit. I pwned his ass and all he could come up with was sucking dick references.:rolleyes:
haha that was you?

[ericlee]

haha that was you?

that was like when I first joined. It was decent but man, it's just a void in creativity if you have add sucking dicks.

Where is that thread? It was actually fun and alot better than this stuff.

[Kid Presentable]

that was like when I first joined. It was decent but man, it's just a void in creativity if you have add sucking dicks.

Where is that thread? It was actually fun and alot better than this stuff.
As far as I know it's gone. But yeah, it was good. Props to that unoriginal drivetime poster.(y)

[Kid Presentable]

Who's mickill?
You, bruh.(y)

[MC Crapple]

actually i owned everyone, im just getting ignored cuz its cool to opress the jews nowadays

[Bob]

yeah, all the anti-semites like to gather at the beastie boys message board

[Lorentzson]

Unoriginal perhaps, but I just registred at this forum, didn't know it had already been done :o

[Lex Diamonds]

yeah, all the anti-semites like to gather at the beastie boys message board
Haha. (y)

[ericlee]

we can just have a Beat Box competition. How's that?

p.p. p. uh uh psssh ptttt shhh ppp puhhuhuh wigi wigie wak.

top that.

[Lex Diamonds]

pukka-tsh pukka-tsh pukka-tsh-tsh-tsh-tsh
bup tish bup-ba-bup tish
bup tish bup-ba-bup tish
wik-wa-wik-wuk-wik-wa-wik-wukky-FRESH!

[Planetary]

eric wins. padster dragged on.

REWIND THE TAPE!

[jlees_mcsd]

actually i owned everyone, im just getting ignored cuz its cool to opress the jews nowadays


Wow you have issues that I can't help you with. Oh and you are newer than me and they still ignore me, it isn't a big thing.

[jlees_mcsd]

Who said that? Is there somebody there?

AH you got me good that time. LMFAO :D

[Clockwork Ninja]

One, two
Yo, my style's iller than New York taxi cabs
Ya'll just trip the fuck out like newcomers on acid tabs
So, grab your maxi pads 'cause it's 'bout time I drop
The board ain't safe no more, 'cause I got this shit on lock
Frontin' is no longer in the cards anymore, punk
Either flip the script or shut the fuck up, I'm not hearin' anymore junk
Blaze the skunk, then I begin, pushin' my pen
Expressin' myself like Dre Cube Eazy Ren and them
'Cause I'm dumb nice, got more rhymes than the world food program gives North Korea rice
Multiply that amount twice, and call me Kim Jong motherfuckin' ill.

[Lo_Lyfe]

One, two
Yo, my style's iller than New York taxi cabs
Ya'll just trip the fuck out like newcomers on acid tabs
So, grab your maxi pads 'cause it's 'bout time I drop
The board ain't safe no more, 'cause I got this shit on lock
Frontin' is no longer in the cards anymore, punk
Either flip the script or shut the fuck up, I'm not hearin' anymore junk
Blaze the skunk, then I begin, pushin' my pen
Expressin' myself like Dre Cube Eazy Ren and them
'Cause I'm dumb nice, got more rhymes than the world food program gives North Korea rice
Multiply that amount twice, and call me Kim Jong motherfuckin' ill.

Ugggh Disgusting.

How you diss DITC by puttin them in ya sig?
What's next, claiming that you're actually BIG?
As far as taxi cabs, I can see a similarity
You style's hard to stand, and arrives with irregularity.
MC's grab the maxi pads, from you cause you're a bitch,
Put your fingers in shit to lock it, oh my god now there's a switch!
You're not hearing any junk? you must have yourself on mute,
Bitch you're t-shirt and shorts, I'm a thousand dollar suit.
Don't step to Lo-Lyfe homie, you know I'm bout to roast ya
You blazed skunk by burning a Pepe le Peu poster.
Now I think i served you, put you sorta on blast,
Pushin your pen doesn't count if it's going up your ass.

[Clockwork Ninja]

Ugggh Disgusting.

How you diss DITC by puttin them in ya sig?
What's next, claiming that you're actually BIG?
As far as taxi cabs, I can see a similarity
You style's hard to stand, and arrives with irregularity.
MC's grab the maxi pads, from you cause you're a bitch,
Put your fingers in shit to lock it, oh my god now there's a switch!
You're not hearing any junk? you must have yourself on mute,
Bitch you're t-shirt and shorts, I'm a thousand dollar suit.
Don't step to Lo-Lyfe homie, you know I'm bout to roast ya
You blazed skunk by burning a Pepe le Peu poster.
Now I think i served you, put you sorta on blast,
Pushin your pen doesn't count if it's going up your ass.

Hah, it's on.

Lo-Lyfe, huh? Such a suitable name
You're damn right I'm steppin', 'cause that was some weak keystyle game
You think you served me? You don't even sound too sure
I suppose when your 'phors are actually clever is when confidence occurs
Dissin' DITC? Please bitch, I don't fuckin' think so
By the way, your rhymes ought to get you a smack from Reggie Noble
You know, the dude in your avatar, that you're using to front?
Like you're on some Redman shit, when you haven't a clue how to roll a blunt.
R.I.P. B.I.G, no one else will ever be Biggie
But you came to the weak conclusion that I bite, 'cause of my siggie?
Fuck that! Shit's called homage, and I pay it where due
That means folks who think like me will never pay homage to you.
Not in this lifetime, not in your next
Not if you're reincarnated as the GOAT emcee, you won't get no respects.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Hah, it's on.

Lo-Lyfe, huh? Such a suitable name
You're damn right I'm steppin', 'cause that was some weak keystyle game
You think you served me? You don't even sound too sure
I suppose when your 'phors are actually clever is when confidence occurs
Dissin' DITC? Please bitch, I don't fuckin' think so
By the way, your rhymes ought to get you a smack from Reggie Noble
You know, the dude in your avatar, that you're using to front?
Like you're on some Redman shit, when you haven't a clue how to roll a blunt.
R.I.P. B.I.G, no one else will ever be Biggie
But you came to the weak conclusion that I bite, 'cause of my siggie?
Fuck that! Shit's called homage, and I pay it where due
That means folks who think like me will never pay homage to you.
Not in this lifetime, not in your next
Not if you're reincarnated as the GOAT emcee, you won't get no respects.

lol
fag-tacular this bitch got no vernacular
I slapped ya flow and still you show the crowd how wack you are
Yo, talking names, you might learn to spell
unless we actually pronounce yours with a silent 'L'.
I'm not sure about serving you, I don't want to get played,
I've already got too close to you, and homie you've got AIDS.
I never accused you of biting, just of makin legends look bad
now you're catching feelings, you run out maxi-pads?
Again with the spell check, get you on the right page,
when it comes from your mouth it's called homo-age.
And it's true I have a hard time rolling myself a blunt,
I've got one hand free, the others in your mothers' c......

[Kid Presentable]

I've got one hand free, the others in your mothers' c......

ouch.

[Lo_Lyfe]

^
My dick don't say 'Yamaha' stop ridin.

Welp, nobody got any fiyah.(n)

[Kid Presentable]

My dick don't say 'Yamaha' stop ridin.


Ummm..... Yeah, that was a funny line when Heltah Skeltah used it....back in 98.