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adam_f
06-07-2006, 09:32 AM
I kinda wish I never saw this seventy year old guy asking for "two boxes of your finest profalactics" at the pharmacy yesterday. Made me all hot and bothered.
zorra_chiflada
06-07-2006, 09:34 AM
I kinda wish I never saw this seventy year old guy asking for "two boxes of your finest profalactics" at the pharmacy yesterday. Made me all hot and bothered.

OH MY CHRIST THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.

i don't want to think of people over, like, 30 having sex.
enree erzweglle
06-07-2006, 09:36 AM
OH MY CHRIST THAT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.

i don't want to think of people over, like, 30 having sex.That doesn't leave you too much time (and it gets lots better as you get older).
adam_f
06-07-2006, 09:37 AM
I didn't inquire about which profalactics he preferred. I had to leave because I just didn't really care to know.
b i o n i c
06-07-2006, 09:37 AM
I kinda wish I never saw this seventy year old guy asking for "two boxes of your finest profalactics" at the pharmacy yesterday. Made me all hot and bothered.
did he really say that? were those his exact words? that's illarious. what kind of a chuckled response did he get?
adam_f
06-07-2006, 09:38 AM
He said it loud and proud. The pharmacist wasn't fazed and asked what he wanted. That's when I left.
b i o n i c
06-07-2006, 09:39 AM
ahahah... ya gotta love the guy, i mean come on! being 70 and gettin laid when the guy probably thought he never would again. you bet he's got that extra pep in his step!
adam_f
06-07-2006, 09:40 AM
You bet that I still don't have my blood pressure pills.
iceygirl
06-07-2006, 09:40 AM
i hope to god im still doin it when im 70
b i o n i c
06-07-2006, 09:42 AM
You bet that I still don't have my blood pressure pills.

well i'm glad you left in such a hurry then. such vulgarity could bring you to the edge without yer pills... you know, with your virgin ears and all.
Waus
06-07-2006, 10:46 AM
Coming out of the back room - "Here you are sir, a selection from 1987."
"AH! That was a grand year for 'profalactics'!"
ericlee
06-07-2006, 10:57 AM
I can easily handle him asking for just a box of condoms, even in the way he asked for them.

I would most likely get nauseous if he asked for some ky, an enema bag, and viagra to go with the "finest profolactics".

Yeah, that's hurk on the counter material right there.
cookiepuss
06-07-2006, 10:51 PM
the older you are the more venerial diseases you pick up.