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monkey
06-07-2006, 09:46 AM
im starting a womens soccer team. why? why not. my dad once started an old men soccer team and now they go and get themselves hurt every week.
so, if yous a lady, and you want to wear cool shirts that say "wimmins football" in bubble letters... or rather you live in ny and you want to kick my clumsy little ass, join my team!
zorra_chiflada
06-07-2006, 09:47 AM
I WANNA I WANNA :(
b i o n i c
06-07-2006, 09:50 AM
i swear im not purposely posting after you in every fucking thread...
... but i was thinkin the same thing, well sorta... joining a team. but they're so fucking expensive. i tried doing it with a group in central park but it didnt work out. people arent as reliable when they're not spending money on it
monkey
06-07-2006, 09:52 AM
I WANNA I WANNA :(
you know, we could make this an international movement. just start teams!
bionic: GO TO FLUSHING! in flushing meadows park, there are games going on all the time. and if you watch and hang out, eventually you'll meet people that will want you to play. i know this.
Echewta's Son
06-07-2006, 09:53 AM
Women's Soccer is a worthy cause.
zorra_chiflada
06-07-2006, 09:53 AM
you know, we could make this an international movement. just start teams!
bionic: GO TO FLUSHING! in flushing meadows park, there are games going on all the time. and if you watch and hang out, eventually you'll meet people that will want you to play. i know this.
alright, i have a few people i could bring onside.
joe plays nerd soccer with his nerd friends.
fucktopgirl
06-07-2006, 10:03 AM
i am in,i can kick the ball like no other and run as fast as speedy gonsalez!
Echewta's Son
06-07-2006, 10:04 AM
Soccer chicks are built so well, it's hot.
b i o n i c
06-07-2006, 10:09 AM
im totally gonna check out flushing park when its nice out some weekend.
me ladies have said that they love my soccer player legs. i could do without a chick with soccer jambs though. sometimes its a little too much. however i do like that they do tend to have yum-thick thighs...
monkey
06-07-2006, 10:20 AM
im totally gonna check out flushing park when its nice out some weekend.
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bring a 6-pack and you'll make friends even quicker. hehehehe.
Planetary
06-07-2006, 10:39 AM
you know, we could make this an international movement. just start teams!
bionic: GO TO FLUSHING! in flushing meadows park, there are games going on all the time. and if you watch and hang out, eventually you'll meet people that will want you to play. i know this.
i was in flushing recently. i have a relative there. unfortunately i don't live there. nor am i a girl.
i did want togo for a kick about though. it looked appealing.
MC Crapple
06-07-2006, 01:24 PM
women are terrible at soccer, the keepers can't hold a ball, it comes lose on every single shot, the girls suck at chesting balls in the air, they get scared when someone winds up a hard shot, they run funny, even the supposed 'skill' players display little technique, and as hard as I try not to think stuff like this, every time I see the Womens World Cup on TV i cant help thinking me and the guys I play with on the weekend would be able to own them, and own them hard.
monkey
06-07-2006, 01:38 PM
ummm... in my life, ive only played with men. and in my life, ive broken several people's ankles. while playing said game.
so take your generalizations of womens soccer somewhere else, k?
MC Crapple
06-07-2006, 01:57 PM
Breaking peoples ankles doesn't show how much technique you have, it shows that you don't know what you're doing, or if you do know what you're doing that you're a malicious bitch. The fact of the matter is the top womens national teams could easily get beaten by any dime-a-dozen weekend league team of Mexican immigrants. Some might argue womens soccer is a different style from mens soccer, but if that different style means the ball popping out of the goalies flailing gloves everytime a cross comes in, I'd very much prefer the other one.
bigblu89
06-07-2006, 01:58 PM
Good luck putting a team together.
Give me a call if you ever put a co-ed flag football team together.
jabumbo
06-07-2006, 02:04 PM
Breaking peoples ankles doesn't show how much technique you have, it shows that you don't know what you're doing, or if you do know what you're doing that you're a malicious bitch.
that part i can believe...
The fact of the matter is the top womens national teams could easily get beaten by any dime-a-dozen weekend league team of Mexican immigrants. Some might argue womens soccer is a different style from mens soccer, but if that different style means the ball popping out of the goalies flailing gloves everytime a cross comes in, I'd very much prefer the other one.
but i laugh at the fact that you think a dime a dozen team can beat a pro womens team in any sport
monkey
06-07-2006, 02:08 PM
hahahaha. cause you know i like killing people, jabumbo.
jabumbo
06-07-2006, 02:10 PM
malicious or not, breaking ankles doesnt show me your skills :confused:
Friis gal
06-07-2006, 03:30 PM
I have played on a soccer team once, but I have bad knees so that did not go well, and don't wear glasses, they will just get broken...
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