Bob has replaced Mickill....

[Qdrop]

...as the most beloved and entertaining poster on this section.


it's true.
sorry mike.

[Lex Diamonds]

Speak for yourself homo, I think they're both dickheads.

[avignon]

It's a big responsibility Bob. I hope you're ready for it. Do you realize how much butt-kissing mickill was doing daily? BIg shoes to fill, that's all I'm saying.

[Qdrop]

Do you realize how much butt-kissing mickill was doing daily?

seriously, it's like a full time job.

i don't know how he handled it as long as he did.

better eat your wheaties.

[ampm]

Does bob's new position come with a list of teenage girls' IM names so they could chat?

[Kid Presentable]

Does bob's new position come with a list of teenage girls' IM names so they could chat?
Gotta get those first names somehow. Except Bob's. Because it's in his screen name. Bob.

[Qdrop]

Does bob's new position come with a list of teenage girls' IM names so they could chat?

but of course.

and it comes with the unending flirtatious behavior of approx. 85% of the females on here...including those with significant others.

[avignon]

but of course.

and it comes with the unending flirtatious behavior of approx. 85% of the females on here...including those with significant others.
including the significant others. At least in my case. :(

[Bob]

i hope we can still be friends mickill

[ampm]

Bob's first order of business is to critique a G-Mile track!

[zorra_chiflada]

why can't i be this?

[avignon]

why can't i be this?
Mickill never does this :mad: at anyone.

[Kid Presentable]

Bob's first order of business is to critique a G-Mile track!
I'm gonna claim to have flown to bob's home town to work on some tracks with him!

[Qdrop]

i hope we can still be friends mickill

*wisks bob away*

now now...no time for that....
there's some nice young ladies i'd like you to meet and flirt with over here...
and then you have a toucan flogging at 11:30....

you'll need to annoint the music forum with your vast music knowledge and critique at some point today as well...

have you considered having children? pics of your infant children go over GREAT on this board...

[Bob]

Bob's first order of business is to critique a G-Mile track!

oh no, this is a new age of peace in beastie-free. there will be no putting on blast of anyone under my reign as...whatever i am

[zorra_chiflada]

Mickill never does this :mad: at anyone.

errrrrrrrrsahhhhhhhh
but i wannnaaaaaaa

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't question the mighty Qdrop, susan. He may smite you down with over-use of fullstops and the quoting function.

[zorra_chiflada]

Don't question the mighty Qdrop, susan. He may smite you down with over-use of fullstops and the quoting function.

well, he's already sarked me into submission. i'm at rock bottom now.

[avignon]

Bob you really need to get busy with the pics. Do you at least have a puppy? We women need something cute to "awwwwwww" at you over.

[avignon]

Zorra, maybe you should take mickill's class on adorable message board behavior. He is very very polite in pm's. Very thoughtful when complimenting someone's posts. Never too quick to point out spelling errors. He has never ever missed a birthday thread. He's like the Jesus of the internet.

[zorra_chiflada]

Zorra, maybe you should take mickill's class on adorable message board behavior. He is very very polite in pm's. Very thoughtful when complimenting someone's posts. Never too quick to point out spelling errors. He has never ever missed a birthday thread. He's like the Jesus of the internet.

bitch, i have a heart of fucking gold :mad:

[ampm]

He's like the Jesus of the internet.


Not really, because Jesus' disciples were all guys.

[Kid Presentable]

*wisks bob away*

now now...no time for that....
there's some nice young ladies i'd like you to meet and flirt with over here...
and then you have a toucan flogging at 11:30....

you'll need to annoint the music forum with your vast music knowledge and critique at some point today as well...

have you considered having children? pics of your infant children go over GREAT on this board...
Woah woah woah....
Bob does what Bob wants. Don't ya, Bob?

[Qdrop]

Zorra, maybe you should take mickill's class on adorable message board behavior. He is very very polite in pm's. Very thoughtful when complimenting someone's posts. Never too quick to point out spelling errors. He has never ever missed a birthday thread. He's like the Jesus of the internet.

it also helps to ALWAYS have a 5 0'clock "i just happen to look GQ sexy" shadow in all of your sure shot pics...
can you handle that?

[zorra_chiflada]

it also helps to ALWAYS have a 5 0'clock "i just happen to look GQ sexy" shadow in all of your sure shot pics...
can you handle that?

oh damn :(

way to ruin my fucking life

[Qdrop]

oh damn :(

way to ruin my fucking life

we can't all be mike/bob....

[Kid Presentable]

So, Bob. What music can you recommend?

Oh no, wait. You can replace musical nous with encyclopaedic video-game knowledge.(y)

[Qdrop]

So, Bob. What music can you recommend?

Oh no, wait. You can replace musical nous with encyclopaedic video-game knowledge.(y)

yeah, that's doable.

please begin the saga of overwritten, pretentious critiques of popular (and obscure) video games and thier patrons.

[Bob]

it also helps to ALWAYS have a 5 0'clock "i just happen to look GQ sexy" shadow in all of your sure shot pics...
can you handle that?

i can pull off a "wired" sexy, maybe

[Qdrop]

i can pull off a "wired" sexy, maybe

i'm sure you'll make it work.


you'll be appearing in an over-the-top homo-erotic Knuckles post in no time!

[Kid Presentable]

i'm sure you'll make it work.


you'll be appearing in an over-the-top homo-erotic Knuckles post in no time!
You just called mickills stubble 'sexy'.

[avignon]

I haven't left.

Seriously, all of you need to go punch yourself in the face.
Fortunately, the two people I am teasing in this thread know I adore them and they also have a sense of humor.

[Kid Presentable]

I haven't left.

Seriously, all of you need to go punch yourself in the face.
Give it up, mcmac.(n)

[kll]

how come it's the same 4 people in this thread?

[Lex Diamonds]

I guess no one else cares.

[Qdrop]

how come it's the same 4 people in this thread?

just waiting for you.

bow to your new transparent e-crush: BOB.

[avignon]

Oh there will be tons more posting now that the parade of righteous indignation begins!

[Qdrop]

Oh there will be tons more posting now that the parade of righteous indignation begins!
(y)

the machine rolls on...

[avignon]

I'm so ashamed! I called mickill polite and stuff like that. I'm hitting myself in the face. I am. Ouch.

[Kid Presentable]

how come it's the same 4 people in this thread?
I know, it's lame. All hail Bob.

[Kid Presentable]

I am not mcmac, obviously I am mickill. I told you to punch yourself in the face, if that's proof, I don't know what is.
I'm not lying?

[kll]

just waiting for you.

bow to your new transparent e-crush: BOB.


Bob WAS my first e-crush. Nuzz and I used to fight over him.

[SobaViolence]

i have more respect for bob than to label him the 'new mickill'

he's his own man.
this ain't no popularity contest.
is it?

[kll]

i have more respect for bob than to label him the 'new mickill'

he's his own man.
this ain't no popularity contest.
is it?


well, he was here decades before mickill joined too...

[Qdrop]

Bob WAS my first e-crush. Nuzz and I used to fight over him.

then this should be an easy transition...

[Qdrop]

this ain't no popularity contest.
is it?

dude, what board are you on?

[Bob]

Bob WAS my first e-crush. Nuzz and I used to fight over him.

the good old days

[Lex Diamonds]

well, he was here decades before mickill joined too...
Hasn't mickill had a couple of username changes though?

[Kid Presentable]

Hasn't mickill had a couple of username changes though?
Yeah mickill was badmeaninggood, and the dude who had 'Slash called, guns n roses aren't getting back together' in his sig.

[kll]

yes, but Bob was mike yauchovitz

[Bob]

and johnny ryall before that, but i wasn't very interesting then

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah mickill was badmeaninggood, and the dude who had 'Slash called, guns n roses aren't getting back together' in his sig.
You were badmeaninggood, everyone knows that.

[Kid Presentable]

yes, but Bob was mike yauchovitz
I was Rhymin_Eggman_1200, but you don't hear me bragging (Except for now).

[SobaViolence]

oh, i see.

it is a popularity contest.
i should pay more attention.


meh.


ps. Rhymin_Eggman_1200?!?!?

[kll]

ps. Rhymin_Eggman_1200?!?!?

yeah, that's a good one.

[Qdrop]

in all seriousness though....

it's true....Bob has beaten out mike.



just thought you all should know.


cause it really matters.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm mcmac, too. It just got to be exhausting.

[Lex Diamonds]

I am everyone on this board except the people Kid P is.

Why do we bother?

[Bob]

maybe we're looking at this the wrong way. maybe mickill was the old bob.

[Qdrop]

maybe we're looking at this the wrong way. maybe mickill was the old bob.

look how humble bob is.

mike was never this humble.

[Qdrop]

speaking of Bob...

whenever i watch these:
http://www.itsjerrytime.com/

...i think of bob.
Jerry is bob at 40.

[Nuzzolese]

I think you two could make a great buddy comedy. Because I think of one of you as Gene Wilder and the other as Richard Pryor. Perfectly capable of carrying on by yourselves, but together you would be delightful.

Why do we have to choose just one?

Bob is the Beatles and Mike is the Rolling Stones.

[Kid Presentable]

I think you two could make a great buddy film.
Remember when QDrop learned he wasn't popular?

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop is maybe Bob Dylan or something, I don't know. I'm really not that familiar with 60s music and how it would be used to represent a personality.

[Bob]

Why do we have to choose just one?



there can be only one. it's like highlander, only on the internet. and instead of beheadings it involves, i don't know, rap battles or something

[marsdaddy]

there can be only one. it's like highlander, only on the internet. and instead of beheadings it involves, i don't know, rap battles or somethingyoutube vids!

[Bob]

youtube vids!

i like it!

[Lex Diamonds]

Can I be the New Bob?
If so, I'm being the new cmute.

Rolling up the corporate ramp!

[Qdrop]

Remember when QDrop learned he wasn't popular?

i'm notorius, not popular.

[Echewta]

i hate popularity threads.

[Qdrop]

Qdrop is maybe Bob Dylan or something,

oh, that's cool.

[ericlee]

I was going to make a Bob appreciation thread but, the one made for me was made in the same exact time frame.

Oh wait, you didn't reply in it.:mad:

[Qdrop]

i hate popularity threads.

don't worry, you'll never be replaced or demoted.

[Kid Presentable]

Qdrop is maybe Bob Dylan or something, I don't know. I'm really not that familiar with 60s music and how it would be used to represent a personality.
My posts are the Monkees; garish and blatantly derivative. Admirers planted firmly in denial.

[Bob]

you're inpopular. like infamous/famous. i've invented a word, just for you. you should be flattered. or inflattered.

[Qdrop]

My posts are the Monkees; garish and blatantly derivative. Admirers planted firmly in denial.
hahhahh.....

[abcdefz]

Qdrop is maybe Bob Dylan or something, I don't know. I'm really not that familiar with 60s music and how it would be used to represent a personality.


QDrop is Jobriath. (y)

[Qdrop]

you're inpopular. like infamous/famous. i've invented a word, just for you. you should be flattered. or inflattered.

Look, everyone!

BOB is talking to me!

[adam_f]

When was mickill the most entertaining poster? He hurts my feelings like my mom when I accidently move too fast with the shopping cart and hit her on the back of the foot and she flips because she thinks I did it on purpose even though I was really wondering if I need Poptarts or not.

[Qdrop]

QDrop is Jobriath. (y)

when will you learn that no one thinks your pretentious knowledge of the obscure is anything but annoying?

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop is KISS

[Lex Diamonds]

EDIT.

HE EDITED.

[Kid Presentable]

Qdrop is KISS
hahaha

[Bob]

When was mickill the most entertaining poster? He hurts my feelings like my mom when I accidently move too fast with the shopping cart and hit her on the back of the foot and she flips because she thinks I did it on purpose even though I was really wondering if I need Poptarts or not.

YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO YOU FILTHY WORM

[Kid Presentable]

you're inpopular. like infamous/famous. i've invented a word, just for you. you should be flattered. or inflattered.
Bob! Bob! Look below my user-name! I've been a fan for so long! Tell me about myself!

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Bob
YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO YOU FILTHY WORM

http://swardraws.com/fotog/archives/2005/10/sad-puppy01.jpg

[abcdefz]

Qdrop is KISS


Qdrop is a Peter Criss solo album, yes.

That's pretty much the same as Jobriath.

[Kid Presentable]

Qdrop is a Peter Criss solo album, yes.

That's pretty much the same as Jobriath.

Threads like this='Beth'

[ericlee]

I was going to make a Bob appreciation thread but, the one made for me was made in the same exact time frame.

Oh wait, you didn't reply in it.:mad:

Wow, I've been ignored by Bob!!

Ignorance is Bliss.

[Kid Presentable]

mickill put me onto forums like
this. (http://forums.sohh.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=30&f=32)

What can Bob do for me?

[abcdefz]

I still have the Ace Frehley one.


Was "New York Groove" on there? I think he's the guy that had the okay solo album.

...ever hear any of the Frehley's Comet stuff? That was pretty lame, really.

[Bob]

i can't be everything to everyone goddamn it. how did mickill manage all this popularity?

[abcdefz]

I thought I remembered "New York Groove" as being all right, but it's been a looooong time since I heard it; I'm not sure I want to stand by a 14 year-old's opinion.

No -- 12? What was that -- '78?

[Qdrop]

Qdrop is a Peter Criss solo album, yes.

That's pretty much the same as Jobriath.

dude, just shut up.
no one is impressed.

[Qdrop]

i can't be everything to everyone goddamn it. how did mickill manage all this popularity?

hey man, you wanted the crown....

now lead the people.

[abcdefz]

As is most of his stuff.

"Back In The New York Groove" anyone?



Yeah -- that song passes. In a kind of sub-Marc Bolan sort of way.

Ace used to drop in at a music/guitar store I worked at in Indiana -- the cousin of one of our regulars. He was an okay enough guy, as I recall. Ugly as hell, though.

[na§tee]

in an international survey of hair care products, 8 out of 10 women preferred brand mickill to reduce flakiness and an itchy scalp as opposed to bob's own brand (b.o.b)

just joshing, bob. you can make these locks shiny and lustrous, i'm sure.

:cool:

[cosmo105]

nuzz is joni mitchell. intelligent and appreciated, but you just can't pin her down. by the time you really get into her old shit she spits on you for being so pedestrian and not understanding what she's really saying.

[abcdefz]

I just got a pretty decent, more recent Joni Mitchell CD in the bargain bin last month. True story.

[Nuzzolese]

Ah sweet, I was afraid I was Carly Simon, or Heart at best. Cosmo's Joan Baez?

[cosmo105]

you know, carly simon had some pretty fucking crazy stories too.


i don't know enough about joanie to say. my mom loves her, though. and my mommy loves me too, so we have that in common. :o

i'd rather be joan jett - a badass in the beginning, and still producing quality shit, years later. might not be at the top of the charts, but damnit, it's respectable work, and she's a badass babe.

[Nuzzolese]

I just got a pretty decent, more recent Joni Mitchell CD in the bargain bin last month. True story.

What are you even talking about? Exboyfriends in guitar stores and bargain bins? This is a popularity contest and although you are winning with yourself that's not enough.

[Bob]

ok can we go back to flattering me, please? my ego is starting to deflate a little

[Nuzzolese]

You know Roby is the Beach Boys.

[cosmo105]

bob's a stallion in the sack!

[Nuzzolese]

ok can we go back to flattering me, please? my ego is starting to deflate a little

You're the new JFK Jr!


too soon?

[cosmo105]

You know Roby is the Beach Boys.
hahaha. brian wilson.


tnlol is ted nugent.

[Nuzzolese]

I would have thought Turd was Ted Nugent. TNLOL is more like Elton John?

I'm kidding. I don't know what he'd be. Probably Al Green or maybe even Aretha Franklin

[cosmo105]

ooh that works. but i think tnlol is more of a zappa. echewta's definitely elton john.

[na§tee]

can i be the vanilla ice? the bay city rollers? the wham!-era george michael?

[cosmo105]

sure thing, babe. guilty feet have got no rhythm...

[abcdefz]

What are you even talking about? Exboyfriends in guitar stores and bargain bins? This is a popularity contest and although you are winning with yourself that's not enough.



The 60% of this that makes sense has made me sad.

[Nuzzolese]

The 60% of this that makes sense has made me sad.

Sorry I should have inserted a comma after "yourself"

You know, your exboyfriend, Ace? You were just telling us about his sub marc somethingprentiousesque bolen rimjobsomethingoranother.

[abcdefz]

Sorry I should have inserted a comma after "yourself"

You know, your exboyfriend, Ace? You were just telling us about his sub marc somethingprentiousesque bolen rimjobsomethingoranother.



You could always edit your ignore list.(y)

[Nuzzolese]

you could always edit your ATTITUDE

[Qdrop]

HA!

[abcdefz]

you could always edit your ATTITUDE


Wow. Someone got up on the wrong side of the web this morning!

[Nuzzolese]

No, someone got up on the wrong side of YOUR FACE..


yeah okay I'm done.


Bob has sex appeal.

[Documad]

I'm not reading this thread, so can someone please tell me what happened to the old Mickill?

[Bob]

I'm not reading this thread, so can someone please tell me what happened to the old Mickill?

i usurped his position apparently

i didn't even know i was trying

[marsdaddy]

when will you learn that no one thinks your pretentious knowledge of the obscure is anything but annoying?Probably about the time you realize no one enjoys your repetitive, link-riddled, psuedo-analytical (but without an true thought) opinions.

Back to the topic at hand, nuzz and Bob have something going on.

[Qdrop]

Probably about the time you realize no one enjoys your repetitive, link-riddled, psuedo-analytical (but without an true thought) opinions.


you fuckin love me.

[abcdefz]

Probably about the time you realize no one enjoys your repetitive, link-riddled, psuedo-analytical (but without an true thought) opinions.

Back to the topic at hand, nuzz and Bob have something going on.



I'm wondering if it's not nuzz + q, actually. Which is an interesting idea, as long as there are circuses.

[marsdaddy]

I'm wondering if it's not nuzz + q, actually. Which is an interesting idea, as long as there are circuses.Now that you mention it, mickill used to have this thing about nuzz's martial arts skills.

[SobaViolence]

Bob sucks.

[Documad]

i usurped his position apparently

i didn't even know i was trying
But he hasn't actually gone anywhere? Because I think the e-world of you Bob, but you're no mickill.

[Nuzzolese]

I may or may not be linked to various men of the board in gossip circuses. There are THREE rings in the circus, that's all I'm saying. Oh and we're SWINGING with no HARNESSES if you catch my drift. And the CLOWNS pack tightly into ONE CAR. nudge honk beep beep.

[na§tee]

(lb) where is mickill anyway? bob, have you got him in your basement?

[na§tee]

yeah, but then they'd be like "this dude in our basement.. maybe we should replace bob with him! how about that honey?"

[SobaViolence]

and bob replaces mickill?


now, that would be funny.

[Maisailana]

so are ALL of q-drop's threads about the message board, or at the very least its members? or just the ones i come across?

[Qdrop]

so are ALL of q-drop's threads about the message board, or at the very least its members? or just the ones i come across?
mostly, yes.

[mickill]

Bob will always be the Don Cheadle to my Denzel. Most people prefer Cheadle anyhow.

Qdrop is Cedric The Entertainer.

[Warrior]

And Mickill lost his balls!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I WANNA BE BERNIE MAC!

[Qdrop]

Bob will always be the Don Cheadle to my Denzel. Most people prefer Cheadle anyhow.

Qdrop is Cedric The Entertainer.

shit.
bud light commercials and a cancelled TV show?
always stuck in Bernie Mac's shadow.....

[mickill]

And Mickill lost his balls!
YES! Because I'm the one that created a whole new account and gave myself a big tough name to tell people they have no balls and all sorts of other brilliant things.

HEY LOOK IT'S BERNIE MAC!

[Sarky Devotchka]

YES, HERE I AM, I'M BERNIE MAC!

[Qdrop]

great, Bernie's here...

i'll just go sit in the corner with my Bud light...

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.


(bernie mac isn't very quotable)

[Warrior]

YES! Because I'm the one that created a whole new account and gave myself a big tough name to tell people they have no balls and all sorts of other brilliant things


Am i not brilliant or what!?YOu are just jealous because you loose your touch!

[mickill]

Am i not brilliant or what!?YOu are just jealous because you loose your touch!
You've never even had a touch to "loose".


Bernie is quotable:

"If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta fuckin' luck!"

I dunno...

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'M BERNIE MAC!

[Warrior]

You've never even had a touch to "loose".

Loose as in not bound together,showing little control.YOUR shit is loose!

[Kid Presentable]

Loose as in not bound together,showing little control.YOUR shit is loose!
That screaming hand is Santa Cruz or SMA, right?

[Sarky Devotchka]

You've got an ass like Bernie Mac.

Huh?:confused:


oh, hell yeah I do. black as night.

[Adam]

I searched and read a few Bob threads. There is a lots out there. This was the most entertaining really.

It was also when youtube was new and not annoying so the popular reference made is now retro or something.

[Myu-to]

It's Bernie Mac's Ass!

[Bob]

i haven't been following the charts, am i still better than mickill?

[Kid Presentable]

At Dead Rising?

Actually, I don't think mickill made any Arrested Development references either. I'll think of more.