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Ace42X

06-08-2006, 11:17 AM

But does he have a soft side like Q? You know, like when Q talks about how much he loves his cat, Shasta soda, and writing in his diary?

I write about how much I love fucking your mum. On erotic fiction websites. With a very small readership, which pisses me off. So I take it out on your mum, giving me even more depraved subjects to write about, sickening and turning off more readers as I sick into a gravity-well of perversity.

PS: On the original topic, everyone sucks except for me, and only a plebian would put that cock Qdrop anywhere near my league.

Bob

06-08-2006, 11:21 AM

PS: On the original topic, everyone sucks except for me,

that must feel nice

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 11:21 AM

hahha...
he said "plebian".

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 11:24 AM

sadly, Padster will never be known as anything other than "the kid who smokes alot of pot and uses the " (y) " icon alot".

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 11:25 AM

sadly, Padster will never be known as anything other than "the kid who smokes alot of pot and uses the " (y) " icon alot".
Oh, woe is me! :( :( :(

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 11:26 AM

Oh, woe is me! :( :( :(
(y)

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 11:58 AM

(y)
Yeah, very good.

Anyway, aren't you going to diss Ace back? We know you've got a soft side but surely you're still an internet badass at heart?

roosta

06-08-2006, 12:10 PM

this place confuses me these days.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 12:19 PM

Yeah, very good.

Anyway, aren't you going to diss Ace back? We know you've got a soft side but surely you're still an internet badass at heart?

you're fuckin terrible at baiting....

go smoke a bowl, loser. you're a disgrace to your country.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 12:24 PM

you're fuckin terrible at baiting....

go smoke a bowl, loser. you're a disgrace to your country.
Are you afraid of him or something? He did humiliate you pretty badly last time you tried starting shit with him. (y)

Randetica

06-08-2006, 12:50 PM

hahahahahaha yeah sure

cookiepuss

06-08-2006, 12:51 PM

I don't care for either of them, so they might as well be one person.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:02 PM

WOW! An "I fucked your mom" comeback.

What, you think you deserve more? Sorry to break this to you, but I don't know who you are. Your posts are so vanilla that I really can't think of one thing about you to pick on. So a "one size fits all" insult is perfectly apt for a perfectly mediocre poster.

I thought you were suppose to be this big intellectual or something.

Yes, I am aware that you (plural, as in you and the other faceless non-entities that post here) are unable of perceiving posters other than as a collection of clichéd lables.

How disappointing. I'm sorry, but Q is much better.

Yeah, stick a quarter in his butt, hit B-7! My purpose in posting here is not to entertain pedestrians such as yourself or pander to the crowd. As with most of the incredibly dull people that post incredibly dull drivel here, your opinions on my posting habits are of little interest to me.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:02 PM

I don't care for either of them, so they might as well be one person.

You care enough to make that rather weak jibe. Might not be much, but it's enough.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:04 PM

Are you afraid of him or something? He did humiliate you pretty badly last time you tried starting shit with him. (y)

BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT!

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 01:06 PM

BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT!
All I wanna know is why you're avoiding the issue.

cookiepuss

06-08-2006, 01:10 PM

You care enough to make that rather weak jibe. Might not be much, but it's enough.
ah and you care enough to respond so you can kiss my cunt.

it's not weak. I just don't like you.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:16 PM

I just don't like you.

Probably because I am not "kissing your cunt", despite your oh so sexy snaps in sure shots.

And I do care. When I see an opinionated wind-bag being all judgemental like you are, I want in. Because I can do it so much better than you!

cookiepuss

06-08-2006, 01:18 PM

dude it's not my fault you don't know how to please a woman. in fact I would wager I can make a woman come faster than you can.

Documad

06-08-2006, 01:22 PM

...as the most argumentative and best at insulting other posters. (y)
Define "best" please.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:25 PM

All I wanna know is why you're avoiding the issue.

avoiding what issue?

if Ace is better at insulting/arguing with people?

why would this be a crown either of us would want to battle for?

we've had enough debates between us to keep ourselves entertained....the likes of which some burnt stoner like yourself would have to muster ever last braincell to follow along with....

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 01:25 PM

Define "best" please.
Er... more good than all the others.

Is that a good definition? :confused:

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:26 PM

I can make a woman come faster than you can.

*cum

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:27 PM

dude it's not my fault you don't know how to please a woman. in fact I would wager I can make a woman come faster than you can.

I'd take that wager anyday if you think that it is unreasonable to expect a woman to be able to get herself off within 10 minutes.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:32 PM

Great another smart kid that's too dumb to know any better.

Great, another arrogant prick who thinks he knows what's what.

Yes I do deserve more because if you are too stupid to realize that I was taking a shot a Q,

You criticising my "your-mum" barb was you "taking a shot at Q" ? Convaluted, I grant you. If that is the case, you certainly bamboozled me!

I would like you to atleast be funny,

I fail to see why I should, considering you have yet to do as much in a single one of your posts. Ever.

not talk about how nobody reads your blog on your chess club website.

Ah, and this is where your mental-image of me falls down. Because you have chosen to lable me as an intellectual, you also choose to include chess-club nerd stereotypes too? Feeble.

Also, I'm not sure if you should do the whole point-by-point rebuttal thing, I think Q has a trademark on that.

I was point-by-point rebutting long before he turned up. Not that you'd've noticed, of course. Because you clearly have no idea who I am or about what I have to say.

And yes, obvisously you care otherwise you wouldn't have responded.

You are confusing "interested" with "caring."

I feel so very honored that you got off of your high-horse to reply,

You can pretend you also made me cry, if it makes you feel any better.

SobaViolence

06-08-2006, 01:34 PM

Ace is the only poster that can take on the whole board and win.

(y)

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 01:35 PM

avoiding what issue?

if Ace is better at insulting/arguing with people?

why would this be a crown either of us would want to battle for?

we've had enough debates between us to keep ourselves entertained....the likes of which some burnt stoner like yourself would have to muster ever last braincell to follow along with....
I'm going to assume you meant "every" last braincell in which case you're dead wrong. Whereas you come on these boards for serious cerebral motivation (as is evident by your weak attempts at social commentary in the political forum) I come here merely for entertainment, which is why I was attempting to force an argument between you two. This is because I think you are both good at arguing, something which you should take as a compliment, as this is the internet, not the real world, and arguing is one of the very few things worth doing on the internet.

And we've been over the whole "stoner" thing before, but you're reluctant to let it die. Nobody cares about smoking weed, it's pretty much an acceptable part of life. I would say more than 50% of the people on these boards smoke/have smoked weed. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. You're either A- very uptight or B- getting old. Like I said you're normally quite good at arguing so it disappoints me that you have to keep reverting back to this topic. Why not insult me on my nationality or the fact I'm younger than you? Come on, I shouldn't have to be giving you tips.

Anyway, in the world of the internet there are no "crowns". You have some twisted view of the BBMB as a place of kings and queens, knights, peasants, and noblemen. It's just a website dude, get over yourself.

And I wouldn't describe an internet debate as a "battle" anyway. I'm not saying you're a nerd but you seem to get way too involved with your internet persona. Oh wait, I guess I am saying you're a nerd.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:41 PM

And we've been over the whole "stoner" thing before, but you're reluctant to let it die.

I concur. I don't find smoking the reefer to be particularly damning, and certainly wouldn't crucify someone for it. Now if you made a big deal out of the mary-jane sub-culture, then maybe that would qualify for mocking, but I do not, off the top of my head, recall you coming into that demographic.

Anyway, in the world of the internet there are no "crowns". You have some twisted view of the BBMB as a place of kings and queens, knights, peasants, and noblemen. It's just a website dude, get over yourself.

It is more than that. It is a society.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/royals.htm

Oh wait, I guess I am saying you're a nerd.

0wn3d.

cookiepuss

06-08-2006, 01:45 PM

I'd take that wager anyday if you think that it is unreasonable to expect a woman to be able to get herself off within 10 minutes.

meh too late I'm already bored with this altercation. I'm voting for Q to keep his crown. I mean look how he immediately pointed out that I used the wrong form of come/cum. it's that kind of attention to detail that we need around her Ace. tsk tsk.

HAL 9000

06-08-2006, 01:46 PM

Ace is the only poster that can take on the whole board and win.

(y)

Its like WWE when there are a load of heels in the ring, then Stone Cold (or someone's) music hits and he storms in and delivers about 15 stunners and leaves.

Only with words.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:49 PM

Would be Vince's walk-on theme, "No Chance".

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:50 PM

And we've been over the whole "stoner" thing before, but you're reluctant to let it die. Nobody cares about smoking weed, it's pretty much an acceptable part of life. I would say more than 50% of the people on these boards smoke/have smoked weed. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. You're either A- very uptight or B- getting old. Like I said you're normally quite good at arguing so it disappoints me that you have to keep reverting back to this topic. Why not insult me on my nationality or the fact I'm younger than you? Come on, I shouldn't have to be giving you tips. christ, at one point...80% of your posts and sigs centered around how much you smoked, how often, who smoked, what you liked about smoking...
fuck, you used to post pics in sure shots OF you smoking.

for someone who thinks it's not a big deal, you certainly went OUT of your way to be sure everyone knew you did it...every FUCKIN DAY....

Anyway, in the world of the internet there are no "crowns". You have some twisted view of the BBMB as a place of kings and queens, knights, peasants, and noblemen. It's just a website dude, get over yourself. yeah, take that one comment by me and run with it....

Sarky Devotchka

06-08-2006, 01:51 PM

I think you meant pleb. plebian describes what is pleb-like.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 01:52 PM

christ, at one point...80% of your posts and sigs centered around how much you smoked, how often, who smoked, what you liked about smoking...
fuck, you used to post pics in sure shots OF you smoking.

for someone who thinks it's not a big deal, you certainly went OUT of your way to be sure everyone knew you did it...every FUCKIN DAY....
Oh sweet Jesus, you're right! This means "burnt out stoner" suddenly becomes an AWESOME insult!

Keep it up big man!

And all that shit was about 2 years ago. I'd like to point out that at one stage about 2 years ago you were funny, but I don't go on about it, do I?

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 01:53 PM

I think you meant pleb. plebian describes what is pleb-like.

No, plebeian (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=plebeian) is the noun form. Nice try though, nearly spotted I have been misspelling plebeian.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:53 PM

Now if you made a big deal out of the mary-jane sub-culture, then maybe that would qualify for mocking, but I do not, off the top of my head, recall you coming into that demographic. heh...trust me.
you weren't frequenting this section when that was basically his sole calling on this board...to let everyone know how much weed he smoked.

Sarky Devotchka

06-08-2006, 01:56 PM

No, plebeian (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=plebeian) is the noun form. Nice try though, nearly spotted I have been misspelling plebeian.

oh crap! I hate myself.

but in all the example sentences they use it as an adjective.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 01:59 PM

Oh sweet Jesus, you're right! This means "burnt out stoner" suddenly becomes an AWESOME insult! no, it was pretty pedestrian.
you've never deserved my "A" material.
you never will.

And all that shit was about 2 years ago. didn't you just post some drawn out story of being harrassed/arrested by the cops while you and your "crew" were out smoking and drinking in some vacant lot....
another one of your tragically vain attempts to color yourself as a THUG on the hard suburban streets

I'd like to point out that at one stage about 2 years ago you were funny, but I don't go on about it, do I? nah, i was never funny.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:07 PM

his sole calling on this board...to let everyone know how much weed he smoked.
When are you going to get this into your thick skull: I do not have a "calling" on this board. For me, and for nearly everyone else here except you, this board is entertainment, somewhere to share knowledge and opinions, or just to talk shit and have debates. Stop treating this place like some kind of mystical dreamland, where people have "callings" and are brought together by destiny to do battle under the bohemian sun.

And you obviously missed the point (as if that's unusual) of any of the shit I said about weed; it wasn't to show "how much" weed I smoked- if I wanted to do that I would have made a thread called "Today I smoked..."- it was to bring likeminded individuals into discussions about the drug or to encourage people to share their similar stories. Which, most of the time, they did. But I don't see you calling any of those people "burnt out stoners"... is it because I'm one of the few people not to kneel down and lick your ass every time you come out with an intensely ignorant and misguided "badass" comment on the state of this message board?

Face it, you've gone from the big bad wolf of the board to one of the most worthless posters within about a year. You are boring. You're redundant like a gay gigolo with no penis. And you suck as much as one too.

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:09 PM

Ace is the only poster that can take on the whole board and win.That must have taken years of practi(s)ce and has been shown to lead to fecal leaks. In this way, they are the Starsky and Hutch of the board.

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:12 PM

his sole calling on this board...*soul?

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 02:13 PM

Now do you have anything else for me, or are we done here?

See, while I could go on at length about how embarrassingly feeble that retort was, I'd much rather go with:

"I have something for your mother, and it's currently residing in my BALLS"

Leaving the path clear for implying it is an STD.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:18 PM

if I wanted to do that I would have made a thread called "Today I smoked..."- ha...i think you've actually done that....

Face it, you've gone from the big bad wolf of the board to one of the most worthless posters within about a year. You are boring. You're redundant like a gay gigolo with no penis. And you suck as much as one too.
sigh.
see, this is the retarded history between you and i on this board...
you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...
you never fuckin learn.

god help you if you ever get sent up with "intent to sell" on your record and had to do some time...
you'd be that bitch fag with 2 black eyes, a broken nose and a size-7 poop chute because you just can't keep your mouth shut and KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BEAT!
you'd get passed around like a pack of cigs...

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:21 PM

*soul?

no, Sole:

sole Audio pronunciation of "sole" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sl)
adj.

1. Being the only one: the sole survivor of the crash.
2. Of or relating to only one individual or group; exclusive: The court has the sole right to decide.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:21 PM

ha...i think you've actually done that....

sigh.
see, this is the retarded history between you and i on this board...
you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...you make some strained attempt to get to me...i fucking own you with minimal effort...
you never fuckin learn.

god help you if you ever get sent up with "intent to sell" on your record and had to do some time...
you'd be that bitch fag with 2 black eyes, a broken nose and a size-7 poop chute because you just can't keep your mouth shut and KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN BEAT!
you'd get passed around like a pack of cigs...
Haha, good stuff. :D (y)

OK, now Qdrop's taken the bait we can decide who is the best at internet arguing. I'll make a separate thread with poll.

Waus

06-08-2006, 02:23 PM

This thread has been pretty fun to watch evolve.

That is all.

Ace42X

06-08-2006, 02:24 PM

Both suck, but atleast with the latter, you can put that on your stamp collecting club's website to increase the readership.

I think this quote nicely sums up your contribution to the forum.

Shit.

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:26 PM

no, Sole:

sole Audio pronunciation of "sole" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sl)
adj.

1. Being the only one: the sole survivor of the crash.
2. Of or relating to only one individual or group; exclusive: The court has the sole right to decide.Yeah, guess I was too obscure there. Or maybe you've never been stoned?

What about the fish?!

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:28 PM

Or maybe you've never been stoned?
!

the funny thing is that i've probably smoked more weed in my day than that fuckin prick has even seen on his HARD suburban block...
but i just don't go out of my way blabbing about it.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:31 PM

the funny thing is that i've probably smoked more weed in my day than that fuckin prick has even seen on his HARD suburban block...
but i just don't go out of my way blabbing about it.
Whatever, you burnt out stoner.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:33 PM

Whatever, you burnt out stoner.

i outgrew it, child...
and made something of myself.

you will never know what that is like.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:35 PM

i outgrew it, child...
and made something of myself.

you will never know what that is like.
I've already got twice your intellectual prowess at half the age. Enjoy a life of mediocrity, asshole.

But well done for using the age insult like I suggested. :) (y)

Rock

06-08-2006, 02:36 PM

i outgrew it, child...
and made something of myself.

you will never know what that is like.
Actually Q, I personally know a lot..and I do mean a lot, of people who have set themselves up very comfortably (legally) that are daily smokers.

Continue.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:38 PM

Actually Q, I personally know a lot..and I do mean a lot, of people who have set themselves up very comfortably (legally) that are daily smokers.

Continue.

as do I.
it wasn't a blanket statement...
it was centered soley on Padster.....

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:38 PM

and made something of myself.Success in the printing press/design/bbmb world is fleeting, grasshopper. Tomorrow, you could be fighting that 3.5 minutes late from lunch battle, again.

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:39 PM

as do I.
it wasn't a blanket statement...
it was centered soley on Padster.....
What does it mean when Qdrop puts something "soley" on me? Should I be worried?

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:41 PM

What does it mean when Qdrop puts something "soley" on me? Should I be worried?

...from the guy who claims to have twice my intellectual prowess....

abcdefz

06-08-2006, 02:42 PM

What does it mean when Qdrop puts something "soley" on me? Should I be worried?

"Sol" -- it has something to do with the sun, I guess.

First he rubs the lotion on its skin...?

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:42 PM

Success in the printing press/design/bbmb world is fleeting, grasshopper. Tomorrow, you could be fighting that 3.5 minutes late from lunch battle, again.

no, i don't make stupid investments on internet company stocks...

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:43 PM

...from the guy who claims to have twice my intellectual prowess....
You can almost taste the irony.

Here, let me put you out of your misery: "soley" is not a word.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:45 PM

You can almost taste the irony.

Here, let me put you out of your misery: "soley" is not a word.

not in YOUR dictionary!

okay, +1 for you.

300 more and you might even this thing out....

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:47 PM

no, i don't make stupid investments on internet company stocks...Well then, you'll never really be stupid rich, will you?

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:49 PM

Well then, you'll never really be stupid rich, will you?

or bankrupt like you were....

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:50 PM

not in YOUR dictionary!

okay, +1 for you.

300 more and you might even this thing out....
+2 if you include that hasty edit/lame attempt to save face.

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 02:53 PM

or bankrupt like you were....That was lame, even for you. Tell us more about how many hotels you put on your property, Milton.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:53 PM

+2 if you include that hasty edit/lame attempt to save face.
no, just +1.

you're a lot better when you just stick to your icon posting.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 02:54 PM

That was lame, even for you.

the past stings when it resurfaces, huh?

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 02:59 PM

you're a lot better when you just stick to your icon posting.
That was disappointing, please try again.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 03:03 PM

That was disappointing, please try again.

jesus, i add one extra "Y" and you little 2" wiener get's all hard....

there you go, give me the old " (y) ", you fuckin mental cripple

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 03:06 PM

jesus, i add one extra "Y" and you little 2" wiener get's all hard....

there you go, give me the old " (y) ", you fuckin mental cripple
I don't even understand what you're talking about now...

Firstly: of which extra Y do you speak?

Secondly: if I'm a mental cripple, you must be some kind of single cell organism. With shit teeth.

marsdaddy

06-08-2006, 03:08 PM

the past stings when it resurfaces, huh?I'm not much into self-aggrandizing, anymore (any less?!) but I bet the square footage on my house is comparable to yours, while the real estate prices in San Francisco are a bit higher than your bubbling metropolis.

Ace, don't try stuffing your bloomers. I'm not talking about dick size here, but comparable values.

But, between the two measurements, I'm not nearly half the man of each of your square roots.

Qdrop

06-08-2006, 03:12 PM

I don't even understand what you're talking about now...

SMOKE
LESS
POT

Lex Diamonds

06-08-2006, 03:17 PM

SMOKE
LESS
POT
For someone who purports to have "seen" more weed than anyone else in the world or whatever your little claim was, you sure seem to hate the stuff. And no, it doesn't affect my capacity to type or form sensible arguments, two things which you seem unusually bad at. Maybe you damaged your brain beyond repair before you "grew out of it"?

And stop calling it pot, you sound like a schoolmaster left over from the 60s.