cracks

[kll]

butt cracks.

you know how some people always have crack hanging out? well, i've been pondering this and have realized that some cracks are longer or run higher on their asses than others. for me, it would take some major major major low rise jeans with me squatting and having them fall half way off of me in order to show crack, but there are some people where they bend over and there's 4-inches of crack already showing. what's your crack like?

[abcdefz]

I dunno. I just smoke it, man.

[Waus]

Cracks are a weird part of anatomy. I always see a girl sitting somewhere with pants that ride a little low, and I can't decide if that's hot or not.

I usually lean towards not.

[kll]

eva mendez is on someone's myspace and she's in her underwear with her crack showing a bit. i realized that she has a higher than usual crack.

[Echewta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp_-MBkgXFE&search=coin%20slot%20

[kll]

wow. lindsay lohan's crack is REALLY high.

[jabumbo]

sometimes i feel the need to scratch my upper crack region because some dried material is stranded up there

[kll]

sometimes i feel the need to scratch my upper crack region because some dried material is stranded up there

how does that happen?

[TAL]

Maybe sperm residue?

[kll]

Maybe sperm residue?


oh yeah. it is jabumbo.

[TAL]

oh yeah. it is jabumbo.
Oh, it was him? More likely to be either some soup or lingonberry jam then.

[kaiser soze]

fat girl crack (n)

[Rock]

sometimes i feel the need to scratch my upper crack region because some dried material is stranded up there
One night after the gym, I went out drinking and passed out when I got home. When I woke up, I scratched my ass and felt a horrible pain near the top of my ass crack. I touched it a little and felt some "dried material" stuck to my furry ass.

I thought I got so drunk (even though I wasn't smashed or anything the night before) that I shat myself in my sleep and the shit dried up. I ran to the shower in horror and did some inspecting and realized that it was just that my ass cheeks experienced some chafing. And it was all sorts of nastiness, like pre scab stuff, combined with hair that made up this "dried material". I was confused on how it happened but didn't mention it to anyone. It was fucking gross.

That same night me and some friends were talking and somehow started talking about lance armstrong and out of nowhere (as if he knew) my bicycling friend mentioned that some people that cycle experience ass crack chafing. And it all made sense. The previous day at the gym I was on the excercise bike for a good long time. I had the dreaded cycling asscrack chafing that I had never heard of.

[cosmo105]

i'm always super self concious about that, so i always wear a belt if it's a low-riser. and i wear shirts long enough to cover it. i think mine's pretty low, though. i don't have much of an ass.

[Yeti]

Celebrity butt cracks-----

http://www.smithappens.com/celebritybuttcracks.php

This guy gives plumbers crack new meaning----

http://www.flickr.com/photos/randompics1987/152490419/in/pool-butt_crack/

Some remedies for plumber's crack----

http://www.superlaugh.com/dan/balloonbutt.htm
http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/a/ass_crack.asp

Page down the bulletin board to see a real butt crack photos----

http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=40042

Ass cracks are right up there with the people that do the reach around to pull their underwear out of their crack. Damn fine entertainment.

[cosmo105]

i take it back. compared to mischa barton, my ass is fantastic.

[HEIRESS]

One night after the gym, I went out drinking and passed out when I got home. When I woke up, I scratched my ass and felt a horrible pain near the top of my ass crack. I touched it a little and felt some "dried material" stuck to my furry ass.

I thought I got so drunk (even though I wasn't smashed or anything the night before) that I shat myself in my sleep and the shit dried up. I ran to the shower in horror and did some inspecting and realized that it was just that my ass cheeks experienced some chafing. And it was all sorts of nastiness, like pre scab stuff, combined with hair that made up this "dried material". I was confused on how it happened but didn't mention it to anyone. It was fucking gross.

That same night me and some friends were talking and somehow started talking about lance armstrong and out of nowhere (as if he knew) my bicycling friend mentioned that some people that cycle experience ass crack chafing. And it all made sense. The previous day at the gym I was on the excercise bike for a good long time. I had the dreaded cycling asscrack chafing that I had never heard of.

the rest of the glory that is a hardcore biker's ass makes up for any instances of asscrack chaffffinggggg

[Beckalina]

It looks like Natalie Portman irons hers

[na§tee]

One night after the gym, I went out drinking and passed out when I got home. When I woke up, I scratched my ass and felt a horrible pain near the top of my ass crack. I touched it a little and felt some "dried material" stuck to my furry ass.

I thought I got so drunk (even though I wasn't smashed or anything the night before) that I shat myself in my sleep and the shit dried up. I ran to the shower in horror and did some inspecting and realized that it was just that my ass cheeks experienced some chafing. And it was all sorts of nastiness, like pre scab stuff, combined with hair that made up this "dried material". I was confused on how it happened but didn't mention it to anyone. It was fucking gross.

That same night me and some friends were talking and somehow started talking about lance armstrong and out of nowhere (as if he knew) my bicycling friend mentioned that some people that cycle experience ass crack chafing. And it all made sense. The previous day at the gym I was on the excercise bike for a good long time. I had the dreaded cycling asscrack chafing that I had never heard of.
this is hilarious! loves it.
i have a bicycling friend, too. he says that cyclists apparently get a lot of in-grown hairs on their ass/thigh regions! this is not so comfortable.

me, there's never any asscrack available. i don't wear trousers anymore cos i can't find the perfect pair of jeans. it's dinky dresses and skirts.

[cosmo105]

WHERE THE HELL IS HER RIGHT CHEEK GOING (http://www.smithappens.com/celebritybuttcracks/jessicaalba/5.jpg)

[Lindsey_1535]

Pretty much I got butt crack showin all the time. I'm weirdly proportioned!!:(

[Yeti]

i take it back. compared to mischa barton, my ass is fantastic.


Mischa has NO ass. Hey Cosmo, I can't access that link.

[ericlee]

Hey Yeti, have you seen the Man Show with the Crack Spackle commercial?

Fucking classic I tell ya(y)

[Yeti]

I miss the original man show.

[adam_f]

I wear underwear. Solves my problem.

[marsdaddy]

There's the woman in my son's gym class who flaunts her coin slot. I try not to look, but's it's everywhere and everyone is staring at it.

[voltanapricot]

I do wish fat emos wouldn't let their bum bums hang over their trousers exposing thin white pant knickers were you can see the crack.