those Indian guys on my internet provider's helpline sure are polite

[Drederick Tatum]

may I please be helping you with anything else, Mr Tatum please?

yeah, a gin and tonic, some elephant polo and someone fan me.

[TimDoolan]

I was on linksys' helpline a couple days ago. I just got a usb adapter for my desktop computer. The indian helpline guy was very polite and courteous, but could not help me with my problem, and put me on hold for forever. I got really bored so I popped in a porno tape to watch, so I got hold music on the speakerphone. So I'm cranking one out and right when I'm about to pop the help guy comes back on. "Hello!" The guy probably heard the moaning in the background. I'm going to have to call again tonight because I hung up on him quick.