My first thread: Goin Plat.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Y'all must have nothin to say if there's three threads on the main page about board members here. Mayne, I'm just here for the Beasties, so fuck you all.

smh

[zorra_chiflada]

oh dear.



p.s. YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING INITIALS AS ME OH MY CHRIST

[ms.peachy]

Mayne, I'm just here for the Beasties, so fuck you all.

Yeah so, maybe the Beastie-free section isn't exactly for you then, eh? Feel free to fuck off back where you came from anytime. Mayne.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yeah so, maybe the Beastie-free section isn't exactly for you then, eh? Feel free to fuck off back where you came from anytime. Mayne.
lol
you'se a bitch.

[ms.peachy]

lol
you'se a bitch.

You're a brilliant observer.

[Lo_Lyfe]

You're a brilliant observer.
Eat a dilz, this threads goin plat. You should be on the fisher price site.

[zorra_chiflada]

how's it going man?

[Lo_Lyfe]

who?

[zorra_chiflada]

you.

[ms.peachy]

Eat a dilz, this threads goin plat. You should be on the fisher price site.
Look at this cute little puppy! Awww, isn't he sweet, nippin' at my heels like a li'l tough guy. Bless.

[Yeti]

Y'all must have nothin to say if there's three threads on the main page about board members here. Mayne, I'm just here for the Beasties, so fuck you all.

smh

Did someone leave your cage open?

[Lo_Lyfe]

Any dames in here wit no seeds?

[zorra_chiflada]

Any dames in here wit no seeds?

i'm totally giving you a chance man. seriously.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Did someone leave your cage open?
yo momma

[Lo_Lyfe]

i'm totally giving you a chance man. seriously.
a chance for what? Damn y'all some cerebral mafukkers.

[Yeti]

It might just go platinum.

[ms.peachy]

Listen, we're all sitting here, waiting to be impressed. Please try harder.

[zorra_chiflada]

a chance for what? Damn y'all some cerebral mafukkers.

i'm being all kind and shit. all like asking you how you are. i don't do that to everyone.

[Yeti]

yo momma
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Listen, we're all sitting here, waiting to be impressed. Please try harder.
lol sounds like yo mirror talkin!

[Lo_Lyfe]

i'm being all kind and shit. all like asking you how you are. i don't do that to everyone.
damn, it's three am I'm blazed as a muthafuck.

[zorra_chiflada]

damn, it's three am I'm blazed as a muthafuck.

i'm drinking vodka and coke. i am awesome as fuck.believe it

[ms.peachy]

lol sounds like yo mirror talkin!

Is that really the best you can do? Really? Because seriously, if you're not going to put the effort in, I'm afraid I just can't stay in this relationship. It's just not healthy.

[Kid Presentable]

Any dames in here wit no seeds?
You're a dick.

[Gareth]

Eat a dilz, this threads goin plat.

dude has potential.

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING INITIALS AS ME OH MY CHRIST

sydney morning herald.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Is that really the best you can do? Really? Because seriously, if you're not going to put the effort in, I'm afraid I just can't stay in this relationship. It's just not healthy.
lol, sounds like your mirror still, b.

[zorra_chiflada]

this thread could turn into something pretty fucking awesome. i know i'm prepared.

[LOBSTER PRIZE!]

smh@this thread

[Lo_Lyfe]

this thread could turn into something pretty fucking awesome. i know i'm prepared.
its goign plat yo, stay tuned (!)

[ms.peachy]

this thread could turn into something pretty fucking awesome. i know i'm prepared.
It seems like too much work to me right now. But, I've been up since 4 am, with a small person suckling off me. I'm gonna go have a bowl of cereal now and fortify myself, I'll check back later and see how it's going. See if our charming host has manged anything wittier than "I know you are, but what am I".

[Yeti]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[zorra_chiflada]

It seems like too much work to me right now. But, I've been up since 4 am, with a small person suckling off me. I'm gonna go have a bowl of cereal now and fortify myself, I'll check back later and see how it's going. See if our charming host has manged anything wittier than "I know you are, but what am I".

so, why are you posting here?

[Lo_Lyfe]

You're a dick.
lol must be why you keep chasin me...BWAHAHAHA

for reals, my shit's doin dipset numbers. We on page two in a matter of minutes. Sit yo nerd ass down bwoi.

[ms.peachy]

so, why are you posting here?
Just giving my nipples a break.

[cosmo105]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
daaaaaaamn!

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo, yo momma is so fat, I swerved when she stepped out on the road, and ran out of gass!

[zorra_chiflada]

yo mama's so fat you bought her a canoe for christmas.

oh zingz

[Yeti]

Yo, yo momma is so fat, I swerved when she stepped out on the road, and ran out of gass!


Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
lol damn that's cold, b.

You momma's so fat, her passport photo says "To Be Continued"

[Yeti]

lol damn that's cold, b.

You momma's so fat, her passport photo says "To Be Continued"


Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

[Kid Presentable]

lol must be why you keep chasin me...BWAHAHAHA

for reals, my shit's doin dipset numbers. We on page two in a matter of minutes. Sit yo nerd ass down bwoi.
Yeah, bwahaha gets results, man. (y)

[cosmo105]

wait, wait.

bwoi?

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma so ugly, in school hernickname was "GOT DAMMM!"

[Lo_Lyfe]

wait, wait.

bwoi?
yo what up elks horn?

[Yeti]

Yo momma so ugly, in school hernickname was "GOT DAMMM!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate

[cosmo105]

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate
hahahaha! yeti, these are gold!

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate
Yo, yo momma so poor, when she go to kfc she licks other peoples fingers!

[Yeti]

Yo, yo momma so poor, when she go to kfc she licks other peoples fingers!

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.


This thread just might go gold by the crack of dawn.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.


This thread just might go gold by the crack of dawn.

Yo momma so fat, you got to roll over twice to get off the bitch!

[Yeti]

Yo momma so fat, you got to roll over twice to get off the bitch!

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
lol, good one tex.

Yo momma so fat, when someone shakes her hand, she has to give directions.

AND the bitch applys lipstick with fuckinPaint-roller.

[Yeti]

lol, good one tex.

Yo momma so fat, when someone shakes her hand, she has to give directions.

AND the bitch applys lipstick with fuckinPaint-roller.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

[Kid Presentable]

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
haha(y)

[Lo_Lyfe]

^fake-ass industry poster.

Yo, sasquatch. Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

[Yeti]

^fake-ass industry poster.

Yo, sasquatch. Yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo crackhead! Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo crackhead! Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
yo momma so fat, she iron her pants in the driveway.

[Yeti]

yo momma so fat, she iron her pants in the driveway. Do you mean ON the driveway?

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

[Lo_Lyfe]

yo momma has ten fingers, all on the same hand.

[Yeti]

yo momma has ten fingers, all on the same hand.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Oh shit, we bout to hit page three. that's word is bond.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
naawww dog, yo momma so greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid.

[Yeti]

naawww dog, yo momma so greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid.

Really? Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

[Drederick Tatum]

it's like I'm watching White Men Can't Jump but you're both chumps.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Really? Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Oh shit, like how yo momma was so poor, you ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

[Lo_Lyfe]

it's like I'm watching White Men Can't Jump but you're both chumps.
oh shit, it's Rosie Perez!

[Yeti]

it's like I'm watching White Men Can't Jump but you're both chumps.

I thought I was doing pretty good.

Lo_Lyfe, I gotta hit the sack.....but I'll leave you with one more.

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies.

I'll let you fight with Drederick now.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I thought I was doing pretty good.

Lo_Lyfe, I gotta hit the sack.....but I'll leave you with one more.

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies.

I'll let you fight with Drederick now.
lmfao

[Kid Presentable]

it's like I'm watching White Men Can't Jump but you're both chumps.
I loved that movie.

[Lo_Lyfe]

lol I wake up to u fucks catchin feelins about my thread.

[ericlee]

lol I wake up to u fucks catchin feelins about my thread.

what the fuck? I can't believe I missed this thread..

Hey Lo, yo momma is so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

[kll]

lmfao

this kind of shite will get you kicked off this site.

[Lo_Lyfe]

this kind of shite will get you kicked off this site.
damn dude, your name just letters too.(n) (n)

Anyways, fukk a hata. Who got they 420 on?

[ericlee]

damn dude, your name just letters too.(n) (n)

Anyways, fukk a hata. Who got they 420 on?

that looks like an option tomorrow but for now it's 1.25 overtime at work day.

[ms.peachy]

In the end, this thread was really all about Yeti, wasn't it.

[ericlee]

In the end, this thread was really all about Yeti, wasn't it.

I thought it was beginning and end. It was hijacking at it's finest.

[Lo_Lyfe]

I thought it was beginning and end. It was hijacking at it's finest.
he ain't postin now.:confused:

[ericlee]

he ain't postin now.:confused:

oh he'll come. These damn yeti's never come when you expect them and it seems like they know when you don't have a camera.

[like2_drink]

i skipped most of the first two pages. is he still bad mouthin everyone all tough like?

[Lo_Lyfe]

i skipped most of the first two pages. is he still bad mouthin everyone all tough like?
Never did no tough liek. Homie you write posts, I write checks.

[Lo_Lyfe]

phoneys don't wanna see a playa shine.....

[Lo_Lyfe]

yo i got a new cactus.

[Lo_Lyfe]

boost

[Pres Zount]

yo i got a new cactus.
cool