letting down someone easy

[Sarky Devotchka]

cripe, this guy I made out with is laying the ground work for asking me out, I can feel it. I've been playing it short and cool with him, but he's still emailing me. he invited me to see his band play last night, but I didn't write him back until today. partly because he was like, "hey, I play bass with this band" and I was like, "uhh, duh, I know, I was at your house and in your tour van". I was thinking maybe I shouldn't have written back at all though. I had other plans on the south side anyway.

also, last night one of my friends that I made out with said he broke up with his girlfriend and I asked him why and he said, "we were fighting too much" and I said, "about what?" and he said "you" and I said, "what?! really?" and he was like, "yeah, I mean, it's nothing, nevermind" and then the subject got changed. that's fine though, I hope.

I must have magic lips, I just need to put them on the right person. :(

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, I guess my question was, what should I do about the first guy? stop talking to him altogether? usually people give up on me by now.

[tracky]

stop toying with these poor boys' emotions

[Nuzzolese]

Tell him you're not interested. Tell him that you often make out recreationally with boys with whom you have no deeply romantic interest in.

"Hey listen, bub, I've made out with lots of boys. If I had to start dating all of them afterwards they'd have to start paying me."

[cookiepuss]

I'm not really sure you can let someone down easy. because most of the time if you try to soften the blow you inavertently give them false hope. I say just lay the truth out so that person can start dealing with the fact that they need to get over it.

[Nuzzolese]

Letting him down, softly or harshly, either way you could humiliate him.

[Sarky Devotchka]

maybe I should tell him that I really stayed out that late because I wanted to make out with his friend/roommate/bandmate who has a low southern accent and draws comics? sexxxxy.

[b i o n i c]

why would you let down someone easy? i'd never let down someone easy, not if they were hot!


tell him you have herpes.

[Bob]

stop toying with these poor boys' emotions

damn yeah

[Sarky Devotchka]

hey, I'm not toying with anyone. drunky gets a little handsy sometimes, that's all.

[SobaViolence]

you're a little heart breaker
foxey lady...

[Bob]

hey, I'm not toying with anyone. drunky gets a little handsy sometimes, that's all.

eh, i'd still call that toying

no offense

[Sarky Devotchka]

marry me bob. sincerely.

[Bob]

you are such a tease

[Planetary]

tracky's avatar needs a kiss....

[Sarky Devotchka]

I said "sincerely". *eyes*

[Bob]

I said "sincerely". *eyes*

i'd like to believe that this time

i guess drunky gets committmenty too

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm sober! but I suppose I may have skipped a few steps.

[B4BY 4NN]

I met a guy similar to this. It was one date, ONE, actually not even a "date", and he was all "We can make this work. I see the world through your eyes."

I ignored him after that. But he still called my phone at LEAST 10 times a day.


Fucking hippie.

[Sarky Devotchka]

ew! my person just writes stuff like, "I love your laugh" and some blah blah bullshit about the intricacies of my artwork and its brilliance. err, that's laying it on a little thick there chester.

[b i o n i c]

oh you love it, come on now

if crap like this didn't happen what in the world would you do with yourself?

[fucktopgirl]

I must have magic lips, I just need to put them on the right person. :(

Did you try the homeless dudes in your area?MAybe the magic pearl is there for ya!

Nuzzo write:
"Tell him you're not interested. Tell him that you often make out recreationally with boys with whom you have no deeply romantic interest in.

"Hey listen, bub, I've made out with lots of boys. If I had to start dating all of them afterwards they'd have to start paying me."

hahaha yea!

[fucktopgirl]

tell him you have herpes.


that could work too!:D

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh you love it, come on now

if crap like this didn't happen what in the world would you do with yourself?

I'd probably get more done in a day. I didn't even tell you guys about my fake boyfriend's scary drunk voicemails demanding that I come over to his house at 2 in the morning on a sunday. our fake relationship is over!

[Bob]

haha you made out with a guy named chester

[b i o n i c]

just one?

[Nuzzolese]

haha you made out with a guy named chester

Do you think if your name was Chester, you'd opt for Chas?

[Bob]

Do you think if your name was Chester, you'd opt for Chas?

you're asking a guy who opted for "bob", so i don't know why you're asking my opinion

[Ace42X]

I find the best way to let someone down easy is to put a pencil in the valve, while rolling from the bottom, like a toothpaste tube. If you just jump right on, then she's gonna pop.

Also, make sure you clean her out first, without using a cleaning product that will disolve her, as some solvents will permanently damage the plastic.

[Sarky Devotchka]

his name isn't chester! it's jimmy. jimmy paris.

[Bob]

oh my god, you made out with jack london?

edit: well now this makes no sense, thanks sarky. thanks for being slow

[Sarky Devotchka]

yeah, I figured it might be too easy to guess.