Random quotes from "Airplane!"

[ms.peachy]

Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Joey... do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

Joey... do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey... have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Kid Presentable]

"Captian, there's a problem in the cockpit!"

"The cockpit, what is it?"

"It's the place at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but there's no time for that!"

AND my favourite:

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am. And don't call me Shirley."

Mix them with

"I never told anyone about my drinking problem..."

and I'm lol to the lol lol.

[ms.peachy]

"What kind of plane is it?"

"Oh, it's a pretty white plane, with red stripes, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol!"

[Kid Presentable]

"What kind of plane is it?"

"Oh, it's a pretty white plane, with red stripes, and wheels, and it looks like a big Tylenol!"

"It's okay, I speak Jive..."

[zorra_chiflada]

i know this is not from airplane and i apologise for that, but i just remembered this conversation someone was loudly having on the phone.

"YEAH, HE HAS DIAHORREA"
...
"IT WAS REALLY BAD"
...
"YEAH, IT WAS EVERYWHERE"
...
"WE WENT TO THE DOCTOR YEAH"
...
"WELL AT LEAST HE'S GETTING IT OUT OF HIM"



:(

[Kid Presentable]

i know this is not from airplane and i apologise for that, but i just remembered this conversation someone was loudly having on the phone.

"YEAH, HE HAS DIAHORREA"
...
"IT WAS REALLY BAD"
...
"YEAH, IT WAS EVERYWHERE"
...
"WE WENT TO THE DOCTOR YEAH"
...
"WELL AT LEAST HE'S GETTING IT OUT OF HIM"



:(

pffffthahahahahaha:D

[Yorkshire~Rose]

My favourite character was Johnny.

"Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!"

Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!

:D

[ms.peachy]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Kid Presentable]

"Nervous?"

"Yes"

"First time?"

"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

[QueenAdrock]

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

Wasn't the woman a TV mom too? Mrs. Cleaver maybe? I don't remember.

[ms.peachy]

"Cream?"

"No thank you. I take it black. Like my men."

[ampm]

Wasn't the woman a TV mom too? Mrs. Cleaver maybe? I don't remember.

Yes it was Barbara Billingsley aka Mrs. Cleaver from "Leave it To Beaver" fame.

Here are some random quotes:

"run it through the garden" - jive for add a salad
"aren't you kareem abdul jabar" - boy to jabar (pilot)
"jews for jesus"
"looks like i picked a bad day to quit ---"
"asshole" - when the biker got ran over

[DroppinScience]

Attendant: Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

Wasn't the woman a TV mom too? Mrs. Cleaver maybe? I don't remember.


First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

Anyone remember the "subtitles" to that sequence? :D

[ms.peachy]

"This plane has four engines! It's an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether."

(In unison) "It's an entirely different kind of flying."

[ericlee]

oh dammit, it's been so long since I've seen it so, it's probably not going to be right...

"The feces are going to hit the rotary receptacle"

someone help me with that please?