now that I think about it, I'm kind of a dick

[Sarky Devotchka]

I asked out someone's boyfriend. it's just now hitting me. I had several dreams about the lunch. I dreamed that he asked me to frame a wedding invitation to his and her wedding. I dreamed that he brought his friends along for the lunch. I dreamed that he just wasn't there when I showed up to meet him. and I dreamed that we made out in an alley.

but really, I have no idea what's going to happen and I kind of feel like puking.

[Kid Presentable]

Your life is a fucking trip.

[Echewta]

So you say you fell in love and you're going to get married? Have yourself a family, how simple life can be.

[Kid Presentable]

Oh great now it's this guy.

Self-taught.

[Echewta]

(o)

[Kid Presentable]

Mordor.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I can't wait until the part where I'm screaming at him in the street:

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE HER! YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE HER! I'M PREGNANT! AND IT'S BOBO'S BABY!

wait....

[Kid Presentable]

I can't wait until the part where I'm screaming at him in the street:

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE HER! YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE HER! I'M PREGNANT! AND IT'S BOBO'S BABY!

wait....
Eric Bobo? How is he?

[Sarky Devotchka]

he's lovely.

fuck, my hair looks great today. 30 minutes until departure, I'm still in my pajamas. I'm going to vomit.

[kll]

So, you asked him out and he accepted? I would say that makes him more of a dick.

[Kid Presentable]

^^^Yeah, no matter how slick his djembe game is.(n)

[marsdaddy]

I would say that makes him more of a dick.Lame. So if he fucks her and never calls her again, she's more of a dick, too, right?

Sarky, just think of the story arc you're building.

[kll]

Lame. So if he fucks her and never calls her again, she's more of a dick, too, right?

Sarky, just think of the story arc you're building.

Huh?

[Sarky Devotchka]

well, I suppose I did technically ask him out. it's not a date though. I mean it is, we both know it is, but it's not really. the words just kind of fell out of my mouth.

and I'm not going to fuck him. I've seen movies. actually I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm scared. I'm wearing a pink plaid blouse.

this will be the first time we've hung out in the day time and the first time I won't be drunk. perhaps we won't even get along.

[beastiegirrl101]

who's paying?

[GreenEarthAl]

What do you suppose is the source of all the drama in your life?

[supermars]

hello? where are the lunch stories???

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

the way i look at it is, most people get coupled up with idiots cos they take the first person they find or whatever. so you are probably doing him a favour by being awesome and taking him out to lunch.

[g-mile7]

intresting stories you tell.....(y)

[Sarky Devotchka]

What do you suppose is the source of all the drama in your life?

an ancient curse?


well, we had new york style pizza. I got out my wallet for the paying time and said, "how much?" and he said, "um, well, just like 3 bucks or something, 2 or three, I got the rest". so he paid 7 and I paid 3. heh.

it was just about 40 minutes long, the whole thing, since he was working. when I first walked in, he said, "wow, perfect timing" with a big grin on his face. he introduced me to his boss and off we went. outside he said, "wow, it's a perfect day" and I said, "yes, it's quite lovely". the whole time seriously wanting to spew because I was so nervous. anyway, I let him choose the place because it's his neck of the woods. he made a decision right away, but allowed for my input. which is fantastic, I hate hems and haws.

we talked about new york, eastern europe, the upper peninsula of michigan, hockey, art stuff, how cheese is delicious, etc. he tried to help me lift my pizza when it was stuck to the plate and ended up making half the toppings fall off, and he felt bad, "oh, I'm so sorry I did that to your pizza" and then went to get me a fork. he said he wants to see my art, he said my hair is "so great", he liked my shirt and it was actually very similar to his (bright color 50's/60's sort of plaid), though mine is a lady shirt with puffed cap sleeves. he thanked me for having lunch with him, he told me I could call him any time at the shop (ha, uh, great), he said he'd come visit me at work and asked for the address.

we hugged at the end. it was almost unbearable really. I just want to rub his arm, look at his hands, touch his chest hair and put my mouth on his mouth. I'm either heading for something great, or a terrible heartbreak.

barf.

[DipDipDive]

I sincerely hope the bit about the upper peninsula was spoken in a mocking manner.

New York style pizza. Shame on you.

[Sarky Devotchka]

no, we didn't mock it, I said it was pretty up there. my grandma's from there :mad: say ya to da UP eh.

chicago style is too thick sometimes!

[DipDipDive]

chicago style is too thick sometimes!

There's no such thing as too thick. Just ask J Lo.

[Sarky Devotchka]

cort just ordered giordanos.

PIZZA OVERLOAD!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I have medium-sized breasts. c-cup, sometimes D, depending on the brar.

[drizl]

your not a dick, your an opportunivore

[Astra]

no, we didn't mock it, I said it was pretty up there. my grandma's from there :mad: say ya to da UP eh.

chicago style is too thick sometimes!


The UP is one of the prettiest places I've been to and I've traveled a lot. The up is peppered with waterfalls, beaches, mountains, wildlife preserves. I've been to 22 of the waterfalls in the UP and I've got quite a few more to go until I've seen most all of them.

NYstyle pizza rocks.

oh yeah and it's bad to steal a man b/c you know that when he's yours he can be stolen.

[paul jones]

I asked out someone's boyfriend. it's just now hitting me. I had several dreams about the lunch. I dreamed that he asked me to frame a wedding invitation to his and her wedding. I dreamed that he brought his friends along for the lunch. I dreamed that he just wasn't there when I showed up to meet him. and I dreamed that we made out in an alley.

but really, I have no idea what's going to happen and I kind of feel like puking.
you can ask me out if you want