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FunkyHiFi
06-12-2006, 10:36 PM
Quoted from The Independent (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article756011.ece), a newspaper in the U.K.:

The Asbo may be today's weapon of choice against teenage yobs and hooligans. But now a more terrifying deterrent is to be deployed in the battle against anti-social behaviour: the music of Cliff Richard and the Carpenters.

Local councils around the country will get official advice this week telling them they should disperse unruly youths from public places by playing music "so uncool" they can't stand to listen to it.

A Local Government Association memo, seen by The Independent on Sunday, calls for "pilot projects for the Manilow method", a system tested in Sydney, Australia, where the strains of "Copacabana" and "Mandy" were piped through loudspeakers into a car park where youths congregated.

The memo advises local councils to experiment with songs that young hooligans "would find almost unbearable to listen to and too uncool to hang around". An initial list has been drawn up by the LGA. Among the hits recommended as deterrents are "Things Can Only Get Better" by D:Ream; "Close to You" by the Carpenters and, of course, Sir Cliff Richard's Christmas number one "Mistletoe and Wine". The songs could be piped into shopping malls, car parks and even town squares at night to drive the troublemakers away.

At some Tube stations, including Brixton and Vauxhall, London Underground plays classical music. But the LGA thinks that only the most cringe-making hits will drive troublemakers away "without stigmatising young adults". "Even if we like some of these songs, no self-respecting chav would want to be seen anywhere near them," said an LGA spokesman.

The pilot projects are to be closely monitored by the Home Office's Respect task force, which has asked councils to find new methods of tackling anti-social behaviour. "We are keen to encourage local agencies to consider the full range of innovations, schemes and practices intended to reduce crime, fear of crime and anti-social behaviour. The Respect task force will be interested to hear from those authorities who have used music to improve the environment and deter anti-social behaviour and whether it has worked," said a Home Office spokesman.

But some fear that songs on the Manilow method list could inadvertently become cool and even enjoyed by the young people they are supposed to deter. A deterrent device known as the "mosquito" that emits a high-pitched noise that only young people could hear was converted by teenagers into a mobile phone ringtone that their teachers could not detect.

Councillor Les Lawrence, the chairman of the LGA Children and Young People Board, hoped councils round the country would consider using the technique. "Anything that helps to stop anti-social youths from having a damaging effect on others should be explored," he said. "We shall be following this very closely to examine whether it works."

HITS TO MISS

20 songs suggested by the Local Government Association to deter teens.

1. Release Me - Engelbert Humperdinck

2. Unchained Melody - Robson and Jerome

3. (I've had) The Time of My Life - Bill Medley

4. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

5. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

6. Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen - Neil Sedaka

7. (Everything I Do) I Do It for You - Bryan Adams

8. Bridge Over Troubled Water - Gene Pitney

9. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You - Michael Bolton

10. (They Long to Be) Close to You - The Carpenters

11. There's No one Quite Like Grandma - St Winifred's School Choir

12. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers

13. Diamond Lights - Glenn and Chris

14. The Power of Love - Jennifer Rush

15. Hello - Lionel Richie

16. Things Can Only Get Better - D:Ream (below)

17. Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

18. Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You - Glenn Medeiros

19. Mistletoe and Wine - Cliff Richard

20. I've Got A Crush On You - Des O'Connor

The Proclaimers really sound that bad to teens? I thought that 500 Miles tune was O.K. myself. :o BTW: anyone want to educate an American on the definition of an "Asbo", a "chav" and a "yob"?

pshabi
06-12-2006, 10:52 PM
Quoted from The Independent (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article756011.ece), a newspaper in the U.K.:



The Proclaimers really sound that bad to teens? I thought that 500 Miles tune was O.K. myself. :o BTW: anyone want to educate an American on the definition of an "Asbo", a "chav" and a "yob"?
Asbo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbo)
Yob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yob)
Chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)

CrankItUp!
06-12-2006, 11:35 PM
Less Than Jake did a good ska version of 500 Miles. (y)

SobaViolence
06-12-2006, 11:39 PM
that shit would work on me.

DroppinScience
06-13-2006, 12:16 AM
What? "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel is uncool?? :eek:

pshabi
06-13-2006, 07:59 AM
Never heard of it, but I lmao @:
"There's no one quite like Grandma"

TimDoolan
06-13-2006, 11:09 AM
500 miles needs to be replaced with "Once, Twice, Twice, Three Times a lady," but I guess adding more than one Lionel Richie song is an insult to injury.

abcdefz
06-13-2006, 11:20 AM
The movie theatre in San Pablo, California had some Barry Manilow greatest hits thing on rotation on the outdoor speakers (where you line up to buy tickets) for almost the last five years that I lived there. Loud. It was painful.

dirtydan11
06-13-2006, 07:14 PM
shit man some of those tracks aren't so bad. now we could come up with a better list i'm sure.

enree erzweglle
06-13-2006, 11:34 PM
that shit would work on me.Me too, and I'm not even a youth. Every damn song on that list would send me scattering.

...pilot projects for the Manilow method:D (Bonus points that it's alliterative.)

FunkyHiFi
06-14-2006, 12:13 AM
Asbo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asbo)
Yob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yob)
Chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)
thanks for the info. (y)

can't respond much more than that right now - our house's A/C crapped out late yesterday afternoon and right now the thermometer right next to the computer says 89 degrees (this is being written at 12:50am) and IIRC computers don't like heat. Luckily a couple bedrooms have window A/Cs so there two little cool oasises(sp?) to run back to after typing this & checking my email !:p

Bob
06-14-2006, 08:23 AM
that's pretty brilliant, i hope it works.

i guess the young ones don't like cliff richard music after all