do you think this is creepy? or precious?

[Sarky Devotchka]

so, after my "date", I was bored at work and while doodling on graph paper,I drew a picture of a tub of cheese and made it into a card/letter sort of that says, "Dear Mr. [his last name], here is some cheese for you. please do not eat it, as it is only a drawing. Sincerely, Ms. [my last name]" and I did my fancy cursive and drew a maze on the back. also there's a robot head with a moustache.

I think I should give it to him, but maybe it's a little weird. OR ADORABLE. I can't tell. usually I wouldn't even think about it, because I've given stuff like that to friends before. gah.

[Bob]

i say give it to him. i would appreciate a thing like that.

then again i'm creepy

[Echewta]

i say give it to him. i would appreciate a thing like that.

then again i'm creepy

[Bob]

listen to echewta

[ma belle]

maybe its neither creepy or precious - but adorable!

go on give it to him - my girl gives me things like that and i'm always delighted.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Cheese? Creepy. Maze? Creepy. Robot Head with a moustache? Precious.

Cut out the robot head paste it to the body of a naked man with an erection, and give that him.

That's not creepy.

Nope.

actually, I like the robot head the least. but it's in pen! no turning back now!

[Bob]

guys love robots, keep it

[Echewta]

A robot that would deliver nachos to me while I'm on the couch? Pure Gold.

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh! I should've drawn an astronaut! I won't add anything now though, the moment has passed. but there was an autographed picture of a russian astronaut/cosmonaut at the pizza place, and I tugged on his sleeve and said, "hey hey, an astronaut has been here!" and ran over and tapped the picture. and he said, "I know! this place rules".

russians make the best pizza.

[ericlee]

The robot and maze sounds cool but the cheese thing sounds geigh. Not creepy, just geigh.

At least you took time in doing this though so he should appreciate it. If he doesn't, then he's geigh. I said so.

[Sarky Devotchka]

he loves cheese! he said he could eat a tub of it!

[Bob]

in america, you get pepperoni on pizza

in soviet russia, pizza gets pepperoni on you!

[Sarky Devotchka]

I want some fat fat cheese-filled babies.

[ericlee]

he loves cheese! he said he could eat a tub of it!

I see. I was reading the first post thinking.....I don't get it.

Now it sounds cool.

[Waus]

I like getting crap like that from girls. Definitly give it to him.

[Bob]

I like getting crap like that from girls. Definitly give it to him.

yeah, it's nice. a girl once drove by my house and left a note in my mailbox, because she didn't know my address (she knew where i lived, just not the name and number of the address). i enjoyed it.

of course i liked her, that helped. if i didn't like her, it would be creepy.

[TimDoolan]

Post it in sure shots.

[Qdrop]

so, after my "date", I was bored at work and while doodling on graph paper,I drew a picture of a tub of cheese and made it into a card/letter sort of that says, "Dear Mr. [his last name], here is some cheese for you. please do not eat it, as it is only a drawing. Sincerely, Ms. [my last name]" and I did my fancy cursive and drew a maze on the back. also there's a robot head with a moustache.

I think I should give it to him, but maybe it's a little weird. OR ADORABLE. I can't tell. usually I wouldn't even think about it, because I've given stuff like that to friends before. gah.

jesus christ...
are you fucking 12?

what happened to you as a child? why are you so stunted?

[Waus]

It's not creepy unless you start throwing in little things like "I'll see you after work!" or "come by my house soon" or "look behind you."

Keep it lighthearted and conceal your true intentions and you should be good! (y)

[Qdrop]

any man that would find sarky's note "precious" , enjoys long stays at turkish bath houses and keeping small children hidden in old abandoned wells.

[Sarky Devotchka]

jesus christ...
are you fucking 12?

what happened to you as a child? why are you so stunted?


12 YEAR OLDS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL SINCERELY!

oh, and you know, abusive alcoholic sociopathic father, pedophile step-father who committed suicide, etc. etc. same old same old.

[Waus]

any man that would find sarky's note "precious" , enjoys long stays at turkish bath houses and keeping small children hidden in old abandoned wells.

Shut up - or I swear to god I'll throw you in the well.


Maybe "precious" isn't really the right word.

[kaiser soze]

is this for the dude with the girlfriend?

if so, creepy

if not, still creepy

[Qdrop]

12 YEAR OLDS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL SINCERELY! but they do draw pictures of cheese and mazes and give it to boyz LOLZ!!11

oh, and you know, abusive alcoholic sociopathic father, pedophile step-father who committed suicide, etc. etc. same old same old.
makes sense.





i really hate how people on this board cut you so much slack.
it's pretty fuckin disgusting.
i swear you could come on here and post that you just fucked 5 married men at once while thier children watched....and some of the posters on here would be all like "oh sarky...you so crazy LOL!"
and then freebasser would make a little joke about it.
and then i'd rip on you...and people would be like "Qdrop is such an asshole..."

i'm glad that the real world doesn't work like this, and that you are scorned in real life.

[ericlee]

I guess Q thinks it's creepy.

It's the first poll option, Q.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not scorned in real life. I come here for the scorn.

[Randetica]

i really hate how people on this board cut you so much slack.
it's pretty fuckin disgusting.
i swear you could come on here and post that you just fucked 5 married men at once while thier children watched....and some of the posters on here would be all like "oh sarky...you so crazy LOL!"
and then freebasser would make a little joke about it.
and then i'd rip on you...and people would be like "Qdrop is such an asshole..."

i'm glad that the real world doesn't work like this, and that you are scorned in real life.

strike!

[na§tee]

dear sarky,

i think it is adorable.

so adorable infact that i want a drawing for myself.

please send the commissioned artwork (including, but not limited to, pictures of: lemmings, nazi babies, brie, fat kittens, and a retrospective self-portrait) by my birthday, july 11th, to:

claire stewart
flat 2/1
54 kelbourne street
glasgow
scotland
g20 8pr

love and hugs,

claire

[Qdrop]

I'm not scorned in real life. I come here for the scorn.

so....i'm your only source of scorn on this planet?
oh the privelage...









i don't believe you for one moment.....
the world is much bigger than your tiny circle of self-gratifying, faux-bohemian, trend-fucking "friends".

[Sarky Devotchka]

so....i'm your only source of scorn on this planet?
oh the privelage...


i don't believe you for one moment.....
the world is much bigger than your tiny circle of self-gratifying, faux-bohemian, trend-fucking "friends".

I'm sure people hate me in secret, but I don't see any of it. the last glimmer of any kind of scorn was a couple months ago when I was introduced to some chick and said something snotty and she goes, "wow, she's kind of mean!" and my friends just laughed and bought me a shot. or the time when my friend was yelling, "you're an idiot! you're an idiot! you're an idiot! seriously, why are you so stupid?" on the phone because I couldn't tell him the correct address to a restaurant because I had never even been there myself and it was in evanston. so I said, "fuck you asshole, I told you to look it up on the internet!" and he said, "FINE! we'll be there in 15 minutes."

and my circle is actually quite large. and not very trendy. you've got it all wrong really.

[Qdrop]

I'm sure people hate me in secret, but I don't see any of it. the last glimmer of any kind of scorn was a couple months ago when I was introduced to some chick and said something snotty and she goes, "wow, she's kind of mean!" and my friends just laughed and bought me a shot. or the time when my friend was yelling, "you're an idiot! you're an idiot! you're an idiot! seriously, why are you so stupid?" on the phone because I couldn't tell him the correct address to a restaurant because I had never even been there myself and it was in evanston. so I said, "fuck you asshole, I told you to look it up on the internet!" and he said, "FINE! we'll be there in 15 minutes."

and my circle is actually quite large. and not very trendy. you've got it all wrong really.

then i guess you should just keep hooking up with "taken" men...
because only some asshole on the internet every yells at you for it.


seriously, how long before you start fucking married guys?
a year?

[Waus]

then i guess you should just keep hooking up with "taken" men...


Q's harsh, but he has a point there. Even if you like this guy I'd leave him alone out of respect for his sig oh. The note sounds pretty innocent, but there's really no sense in getting involved with him if he doesn't take his relationships seriously.

[mickill]

Qdrop's getting married in a year!

You shoulda signed it as BERNIE MAC.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm not hooking up with taken men. I only did that once when I was 18 and he lied to me and said he didn't have a girlfriend.

we had lunch and we like eachother and it's terrible. but they're not married and they don't live together, so all I'm doing is making myself available. which doesn't mean I don't feel guilty about it, I do. I can't really explain what happening or what's going to happen next. but I feel different about this person and it would be a shame to let it go without a fight, when I know that he likes me back.

[Qdrop]

but they're not married and they don't live together, so all I'm doing is making myself available. [...] but I feel different about this person and it would be a shame to let it go without a fight, when I know that he likes me back.

PLEASE, SOMEBODY...

PLEASE....

somebody call her out on this!

what is wrong with all of you?

[Qdrop]

Qdrop's getting married in a year!


AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

run away! run away...

[Sarky Devotchka]

dear sarky,

i think it is adorable.

so adorable infact that i want a drawing for myself.

please send the commissioned artwork (including, but not limited to, pictures of: lemmings, nazi babies, brie, fat kittens, and a retrospective self-portrait) by my birthday, july 11th, to:

claire stewart
flat 2/1
54 kelbourne street
glasgow
scotland
g20 8pr

love and hugs,

claire

okay! it might take me awhile, I'm terrible at mailing things.

[Sarky Devotchka]

q, why do you love your fiance? why are you together? is she your best friend? if she had had a boyfriend when you met, would you have just stayed away?

[na§tee]

okay! it might take me awhile, I'm terrible at mailing things.
lolz. i didn't expect you to actually do it. i just, like, blatantly ordered you! heeeheee. i might try that again, sometime.
well! if you are going to send me a wee doodle dinnae worry about the date. i'll be delighted to receive anything in the mail. ooooh, exciting!

[Qdrop]

q, why do you love your fiance? why are you together? is she your best friend? if she had had a boyfriend when you met, would you have just stayed away?

she DID have a boyfriend when i met her.

and i stayed away.


they broke up on thier own about a month later or so...
we started talking.....the rest in ethical history.....


see, being a good person isn't too hard, sarky.
try it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I voted creepy just becayse you used the word precious. That's a creepy word. FUCK YOU!


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PRECIOUS?

[Sarky Devotchka]

she DID have a boyfriend when i met her.

and i stayed away.


they broke up on thier own about a month later or so...
we started talking.....the rest in ethical history.....


see, being a good person isn't too hard, sarky.
try it.

hey, I'm just making myself visible. I'm not making any real moves. I'm just around, jumping up and down yelling, "I'M THE BEST GIRL!" also, I asked his best friend (who is also my friend) if he normally does this (the whole falling for someone else while in a relationship) and he said that it's never happened before. and I asked him to tell me something bad about him so I wouldn't like him anymore and he said that he stays up late building things. and I yelled, "FUCK YOU! THAT'S ADORABLE! YOU ASS!" and he just laughed and said, "well, he's a really great guy, sorry!" ha ha.

[Qdrop]

what goes around, comes around....

perhaps then you'll be forced to truly reflect on your values.

[ericlee]

URGH! ARGGG!

oh, that had to hurt. Golem must've yanked extra hard on that cock ring.

[Sarky Devotchka]

what goes around, comes around....

perhaps then you'll be forced to truly reflect on your values.

I know. but I'm not trying to manipulate anyone. and I'm not just gonna have lunches with him while he still has a girlfriend. he can't have his cake and eat it too. when he said, "call me at work anytime" I was just like, "uhh, yeah right". it seems like he's trying to casually date me to see where things might lead...while having a girlfriend. which is shitty, so shitty. I know this, and I'm not going to do that.

bleh, I don't know why I'm explaining so much.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I'm pretty much out to ruin everyone's lives anyway. like a soap opera villain. MUWHAHAHAHA! I stole the files! I spread the rumors! I faked my pregnancy! I have a secret twin! I had sex with your husband while he was under a spell and I got pregnant! BABIES EVERYWHEREEEEEE!

ffft.

[Sarky Devotchka]

the baby you have, is actually my baby too. I slipped it in the crib under cover of night and took your baby and sold it. because I needed the money and your baby was worth more on the black market because of the blonde hair.

[Bob]

I'm pretty much out to ruin everyone's lives anyway. like a soap opera villain. MUWHAHAHAHA! I stole the files! I spread the rumors! I faked my pregnancy! I have a secret twin! I had sex with your husband while he was under a spell and I got pregnant! BABIES EVERYWHEREEEEEE!

ffft.

i don't remember any of this. it must have been when i had.....

AMNESIA!!!

[Sarky Devotchka]

ha! well, you only managed to make me into a parapalegic and now your husband feels bad for me because I'm in a wheel chair! we've become very close during my recovery BECAUSE HE IS A PARAPALEGIC SPECIALIST DOCTOR! way to go!

[Sarky Devotchka]

NOOOO! BOB'S PREGNANT!