View Full Version : is laura pregnant with hal's ghetto fabulous redneck babies yet?
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:02 PM
I'M BERNIE MAC NOW.
Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:04 PM
cocknazi?
somebody sent me a text saying today is CLAIM A RETARD DAY and i was tagged. what's your number sarky?
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:06 PM
wait, are you claiming me as a retard?
i'm trying!
i so forgot about cocknazi. wow.
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:10 PM
I'm no retard, I just like to have sex with them.
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:11 PM
i'm a retard. hey sarky, whats up. hows it goin.
Randetica
06-13-2006, 01:11 PM
wtf
in unrelated news, sarky is pregnant with my redneck babies
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:14 PM
ooh la la :cool:
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:15 PM
hey, sarky. sup. hows it hangin.
take your rebounding elsewhere wussboy loserbag
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:18 PM
oh wait, dhanny's over 18 now! ;) totally legal dude. call me. (y)
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:19 PM
yeah, im 19!!!
;)
Randetica
06-13-2006, 01:20 PM
kate always wanted into hal's pants
but all she got was fails pants
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:23 PM
yeah, im 19!!!
;)
let's get married and raise the babies bob gave me!
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:24 PM
let's get married and raise the babies bob gave me!
ok! that sounds like a plan to me!
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:26 PM
I hope you have health insurance.
yeah, these kids are pretty violent, you're bound to get scratched up a bit
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:29 PM
I hope you have health insurance.
that sounds like a threat.
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:32 PM
the kids are 13 years old now, and they have loads of health problems. I figure as their new father, you should have health insurance that will cover them. thanks. because bob is a dead beat...though a very thoughtful lover.
afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:35 PM
well, i know how to operate on people with handsaws and such.
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:36 PM
good, because they have extra limbs and bumps.
yes, i thought long and hard before ditching her with my antisocial children
Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:42 PM
this is well gay. i feel like we've all synchronised to have our yearly message board period at the same time. as if i hadn't spent enough time on here as a juvenile delinquent, here i am again dodging the soap and making fart jokes.
Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:48 PM
you heard. read it slower.
i don't see any fart jokes. trust me, if you made them, i'd see them
afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:20 PM
good, because they have extra limbs and bumps.
we can sell them to the circus!
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:21 PM
we can sell your pants to the circus!
afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:22 PM
i dont have any pants!
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:23 PM
OH MY GOD.
*boner*
would you two shut up for a second and tell me if those other guys are still sexin?
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:30 PM
I think laura said something about moving to be with him and how they're still together, etc.
everyone's too pumped about queenadrock and droppinscience to care about them.
jesus. you people. why hasn't anyone come to baltimore to do me yet?
afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:38 PM
*bonertime*
QueenAdrock
06-21-2006, 09:03 AM
jesus. you people. why hasn't anyone come to baltimore to do me yet?
I TRIED TO, YOU WHORE! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN DOOR. IT AINT MY FAULT YOU'RE NOT UP AT 3:00 AM, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. :mad:
i hit you because i love you, cooter D
marsdaddy
06-21-2006, 09:56 AM
Hal's reincarnated and Laura's in Okie.
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