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kate
06-13-2006, 01:01 PM
anyone know?

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:02 PM
I'M BERNIE MAC NOW.

Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:04 PM
cocknazi?

kate
06-13-2006, 01:04 PM
somebody sent me a text saying today is CLAIM A RETARD DAY and i was tagged. what's your number sarky?

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:06 PM
wait, are you claiming me as a retard?

kate
06-13-2006, 01:07 PM
i'm trying!

i so forgot about cocknazi. wow.

Bob
06-13-2006, 01:10 PM
hey whats up

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:10 PM
I'm no retard, I just like to have sex with them.

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:11 PM
i'm a retard. hey sarky, whats up. hows it goin.

Randetica
06-13-2006, 01:11 PM
wtf

Bob
06-13-2006, 01:12 PM
in unrelated news, sarky is pregnant with my redneck babies

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:14 PM
ooh la la :cool:

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:15 PM
hey, sarky. sup. hows it hangin.

kate
06-13-2006, 01:17 PM
take your rebounding elsewhere wussboy loserbag

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:18 PM
oh wait, dhanny's over 18 now! ;) totally legal dude. call me. (y)

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:19 PM
yeah, im 19!!!





;)

Randetica
06-13-2006, 01:20 PM
kate always wanted into hal's pants
but all she got was fails pants

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:23 PM
yeah, im 19!!!





;)

let's get married and raise the babies bob gave me!

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:24 PM
let's get married and raise the babies bob gave me!

ok! that sounds like a plan to me!

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:26 PM
I hope you have health insurance.

Bob
06-13-2006, 01:28 PM
yeah, these kids are pretty violent, you're bound to get scratched up a bit

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:29 PM
I hope you have health insurance.
that sounds like a threat.

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:32 PM
the kids are 13 years old now, and they have loads of health problems. I figure as their new father, you should have health insurance that will cover them. thanks. because bob is a dead beat...though a very thoughtful lover.

afronaut
06-13-2006, 01:35 PM
well, i know how to operate on people with handsaws and such.

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:36 PM
good, because they have extra limbs and bumps.

Bob
06-13-2006, 01:36 PM
yes, i thought long and hard before ditching her with my antisocial children

Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:42 PM
this is well gay. i feel like we've all synchronised to have our yearly message board period at the same time. as if i hadn't spent enough time on here as a juvenile delinquent, here i am again dodging the soap and making fart jokes.

kate
06-13-2006, 01:47 PM
what?

Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:48 PM
you heard. read it slower.

kate
06-13-2006, 02:00 PM
i don't see any fart jokes. trust me, if you made them, i'd see them

afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:20 PM
good, because they have extra limbs and bumps.
we can sell them to the circus!

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:21 PM
we can sell your pants to the circus!

afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:22 PM
i dont have any pants!

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:23 PM
OH MY GOD.

*boner*

kate
06-13-2006, 02:25 PM
would you two shut up for a second and tell me if those other guys are still sexin?

Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:30 PM
I think laura said something about moving to be with him and how they're still together, etc.

everyone's too pumped about queenadrock and droppinscience to care about them.

kate
06-13-2006, 02:33 PM
jesus. you people. why hasn't anyone come to baltimore to do me yet?

afronaut
06-13-2006, 02:38 PM
*bonertime*

QueenAdrock
06-21-2006, 09:03 AM
jesus. you people. why hasn't anyone come to baltimore to do me yet?

I TRIED TO, YOU WHORE! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN DOOR. IT AINT MY FAULT YOU'RE NOT UP AT 3:00 AM, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. :mad:

i hit you because i love you, cooter D

marsdaddy
06-21-2006, 09:56 AM
Hal's reincarnated and Laura's in Okie.