View Full Version : there's a divacup inside me.
it's one ounce. it's like wearing a shot glass inside my vagina. except it's not glass. and unforunately i do not bleed jagermeister. i bet i'd be gettin a lot more head during my period that way:(
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:39 PM
what's a divacup? is that like Instead?
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:42 PM
one time my old roommate had some instead thingies. some dudes found them and put them in their mouths.
it seems awkward to shove a cup inside you, and even more awkward when the time comes to pull it out. :/
it's made of silicone. and it has this little knob at the end. it kinda looks like a really small hanging boobie. it's fun when it comes time to take it out! sometimes it gets kinda high up in there, so you gotta bear down till the little knob sticks out for you to get a grip on. it's like you're giving birth to a menstrual cup. i made joe watch one time and he thought it was gross, but i get a kick outta the thing
TurdBerglar
06-13-2006, 01:48 PM
so this is like a diaphram?
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 01:52 PM
it's made of silicone. and it has this little knob at the end. it kinda looks like a really small hanging boobie. it's fun when it comes time to take it out! sometimes it gets kinda high up in there, so you gotta bear down till the little knob sticks out for you to get a grip on. it's like you're giving birth to a menstrual cup. i made joe watch one time and he thought it was gross, but i get a kick outta the thing
but doesn't it make a mess? do you have to hose it off in the backyard?
Jadge Fucking 1
06-13-2006, 01:52 PM
they're called Moon Cups here.
it's like an upside down diaphragm for catching blood! you only have to change it like once or twice a day:cool: and it lasts for 10 years, so it's environment friendly or some shit
TurdBerglar
06-13-2006, 01:55 PM
http://www.divacup.com/
fuckn' gross
why not just use tampons?
even the first few times i didnt make a mess. well there was this once when i accidentally tipped it like all over myself instead of in the toilet or sink. that was pretty gross. i never realized how different and weird and stringy period blood is! when you dump it in the toilet, it's cool because it doesnt disperse all throughout the water, it stays stuck together like a lava lamp. yep
i dont use tampons because i'm a cheap bastard, OK?! plus it's fun having stuff inside of me
Sarky Devotchka
06-13-2006, 02:00 PM
yeah, I'd be scared of spilling chunky guts. sick! YOU ARE DISGUSTING KATE!
make a video of it.
TurdBerglar
06-13-2006, 02:01 PM
does it get filled to the brim? what does it smell like? im sure you've sniffed it
HotAndWet
06-13-2006, 02:07 PM
There's a tampon inside me. (lb)
i've never gotten it more than half full. it smells like... finger paints?
Nuzzolese
06-15-2006, 08:22 AM
The best thing about tamps is that you know they're sanitary. Are you ever worried about its cleanliness? Do you put it in the dishwasher? Let it air dry? Do you even have to dry it?
enree erzweglle
06-15-2006, 08:31 AM
They sell disposable ones at Target. I tried it and dealing with it is an awful mess. Even on months when my flow is light, it's messy and you need to wash up long/hard after you change it. I haven't used it again.
And I absolutely could not use that thing during the months when my flow is heavy and/or fast.
Nuzzolese
06-15-2006, 08:34 AM
I don't understand how it could not be messy. It's not absorbent, it just catches the flow. So what about when you're lying down or whatever, wouldn't some fluid edge down the sides of it and then be messy when you remove it? It sounds too good to be true, which makes me skeptical. Public restrooms seem like they're not even an option with that thing. But it would be great to not have to worry about it for an entire day.
enree erzweglle
06-15-2006, 08:36 AM
The best thing about tamps is that you know they're sanitary. Are you ever worried about its cleanliness? Do you put it in the dishwasher? Let it air dry? Do you even have to dry it?I guess it's no more of a risk than using a diaphragm. (When I used a diaphragm, I washed it with mild soap, patted it dry with a paper towel, dusted it with some type of powder, and then let it sit out--in its container--but with the lid open.) I HATED using a diaphragm.
enree erzweglle
06-15-2006, 08:41 AM
I don't understand how it could not be messy. It's not absorbent, it just catches the flow. So what about when you're lying down or whatever, wouldn't some fluid edge down the sides of it and then be messy when you remove it? It sounds too good to be true, which makes me skeptical. Public restrooms seem like they're not even an option with that thing. But it would be great to not have to worry about it for an entire day.It didn't leak for me when I used it (and I've also used diaphgrams to do the same thing). It really is just a sort of rubbery dam.
When you take it out, there's a lot of stuff that comes out, pours out. I seem to remember changing the disposable one after a few I]hours[/I] and it was still messy. I had to shower afterwards and use a nail brush. I hated that, all of it. That, to me, was much worse than dealing with tampons and that's why I never used it again.
beastieangel01
06-15-2006, 09:58 AM
unforunately i do not bleed jagermeister
that gave me a good LOL
Nuzzolese
06-16-2006, 07:36 AM
Why is it that whatever seems most natural and healthy for your body, often tends to be what is most socially awkward?
the thing about leakage is angle. you have to find the right angle to put it in, and it will VACCUUM to your insides basically. the first couple times it was messy because i had no idea what i was doing. but after that, i pull it out, rinse it off and give it a little soap, then shove it right back up there. i haven't used it in a public restroom yet. i imagine it would be pretty awkward, but you can leave it in long enough usually that public restrooms won't even be an option. after my period is over, i boil it (yay silicone!!) and it came with this cute little carrying case to hold it in! i know everyone thinks it's gross, but i think it's fun, and cheap as crap yo! $3 a year on period products for the next 10 years!
abcdefz
06-16-2006, 09:39 AM
...plus, if you ever need an emergency shotglass... voila!
YEAH EXACTLY!
this thing has got me thinking of my vagina as a pocket, like a place where i can store my extra cash or my car keys when i go to the beach.
abcdefz
06-16-2006, 09:46 AM
...that's where the cyanide goes in case the enemy captures you.
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