I just talked to my mom

[Sarky Devotchka]

and she was telling me about the pictures from our trip and she said, "I don't like the pictures of me, in one of them my pants look like they're going right up my pee pee! ha ha!"

pee pee. ha ha. gross.

[kate]

call her back and ask her to bring me some mom cookin. i'm too lazy to cook for myself

[Sarky Devotchka]

she's on her way to work. even though I told her not to drive and talk on her cell phone, last week she backed into a sign and fucked up her bumper while she was on the phone with me.

NO MOM FOODS FOR YOUS.