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Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 07:38 AM
Finally I can go back to planning 'the big move'. Just me, the missus and the cat. We won't need to have kids, cause we can just scoop someone elses.

I'm planning on getting Hyde's old job, and becoming the lecherous Headmaster. Wish me luck, yo.

:cool:
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 07:42 AM
yay! visit me in the (abandoned) caravan park!
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 07:47 AM
yay! visit me in the (abandoned) caravan park!
If you're in Yabbie Creek, catch the bus from the cinema, and get off at the surf club. Three zones, max.
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 07:48 AM
I'm going to blow off some steam at the gym, wanna come with?
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:05 AM
I'm going to blow off some steam at the gym, wanna come with?
Coolies. I'm lookin to build a house. You think I need that fourth wall?
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:08 AM
nah
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:13 AM
nah
The missus and I will have to look at the sex roster. I'm thinking we might do it in December, then look to book a spot in the following March. If she hasn't been set on fire.
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:14 AM
There's weddings all over the place at the moment.

You're wise to leave it for now.
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:17 AM
There's weddings all over the place at the moment.

You're wise to leave it for now.
Oh, you mean to have sex, we have to be married? Fair enough. It is Summer Bay.

When she and I do it, hopefully she leads me to the bedroom, like Selina did Damo.(y)
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:25 AM
Fuck the fuck off, cunt

Yeah, you have to be married - else there will be confrontation that will end in disaster.
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:27 AM
Fuck the fuck off, cunt

Yeah, you have to be married - else there will be confrontation that will end in disaster.
Bags Alf Stewart as celebrant.
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:29 AM
Who else???

What's your intro going to be?

Susan and I are walking towards each other, then I trip and she catches me! *smiles* - *embarassed (but not really) smiles*
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:31 AM
Who else???

What's your intro going to be?

Susan and I are walking towards each other, then I trip and she catches me! *smiles* - *embarassed (but not really) smiles*
I'm coming out to 'Sexy Boy' (entrance music for HBK), and will be utilising pyrotechnics and a TitanTron screen. The ceremony will involve steel chairs in some way.

Did Alf sell the Blackslund?
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:33 AM
For the wedding?

I don't know about alf... he's a firebrand.
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:34 AM
Our intro on the show would be a real typical set-up, arms around each other. Then a sea-gull lands on my head, and she's all: :rolleyes:
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:36 AM
ah, good one.
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 08:38 AM
ah, good one.
It is teh intro. We hope to adopt either Hulkamania (the orange goblin) or Malteser face.
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 08:40 AM
Susan and I have the offspring of bratz doll and whoever in our sights.
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Susan and I have the offspring of bratz doll and whoever in our sights.
Bratz doll is Matilda, right? I hope she doesn't get assaulted like Danni did. Although Kane became pretty lovable. Him and Kirsty had sex once, and she got preggers. Nobody would want her then.
ericlee
06-14-2006, 07:50 PM
You guys suck.

Good luck on whatever the hell you're talking about Kid.
Pres Zount
06-14-2006, 09:54 PM
Lucas will rape her in a fit of passion and we're going to get the kid! Yay!
Kid Presentable
06-14-2006, 10:02 PM
Lucas will rape her in a fit of passion and we're going to get the kid! Yay!
Caravans-helping Summer Bay get raped since 1988.