What's the dumbest thing you've ever said in an argument?

[avignon]

mine is as follows...

creep: You're acting like a child. I can't believe we're even arguing about this.

me: No! You're acting like a child!

creep: Shut up.

me: No! You shut up!


:cool:

[jlees_mcsd]

Um lets see............
.......'I am not ballergirl.'
Lol:D

[GetYourWarOn]

after arguing with a store manager for a minute he abruptly told me to "have a nice day" and started to walk away. at which point i yelled back at him "oh yeah? well i hope you DON'T have a nice day."

[avignon]

Really, it's time to get over it. They were just ripping on you.

[avignon]

after arguing with a store manager for a minute he abruptly told me to "have a nice day" and started to walk away. at which point i yelled back at him "oh yeah? well i hope you DON'T have a nice day."
(y) Hell yeah! You told him.

[zorra_chiflada]

after arguing with a store manager for a minute he abruptly told me to "have a nice day" and started to walk away. at which point i yelled back at him "oh yeah? well i hope you DON'T have a nice day."

hahahaah!

[Pres Zount]

My sister: why don't just hit me then!? :mad:

Me: I wont! :mad:

[vickista]

me: fuck u ur such a fag.

them: yeah well at least in not gay.

me: fags are gay u cunt.

them: well at leat im not a fanny.

me: fuck off u idiot before i do sumthing u'll regret.

them: oh yeah, like what?

[Kid Presentable]

me: fuck u ur such a fag.

them: yeah well at least in not gay.

me: fags are gay u cunt.

them: well at leat im not a fanny.

me: fuck off u idiot before i do sumthing u'll regret.

them: oh yeah, like what?
Did you type the argument just like that?

[Planetary]

'stop chatting shit'

[adam_f]

I do remember one time after arguing with some guy on the phone he said 'FUCK YOU!' to which I replied 'LIKEWISE!'

[hardnox71]

I say so much dumb shit every fucking day there is no way I could possibly catagorize it all.

[abcdefz]

This was really mean, and, even as a second grader, I knew it was mean. One of the biggest regrets of my life, actually.


My second grade teacher was black.

So, anyway, it's just before lunch and she sends us in groups to the restroom to wash our hands. We come back for inspection, and she asks me if I had washed my hands. I said yes, though I hadn't. She asked me again if I had washed my hands, and I said I had. She said she could look at them and tell they weren't clean, so I said, "So how do we know when your hands are clean?"

Bear in mind, it wasn't a racist thing I was reaching for so much as an "I know what will hurt HER!" kind of thing. Anyway: parent-teacher conference resulted, and she was bawling to my mom about it, saying she was mixed race (I didn't know this) and no one accepted her, etc.

Pretty awful, and awfully dumb.

[g-mile7]

This was really mean, and, even as a second grader, I knew it was mean. One of the biggest regrets of my life, actually.


My second grade teacher was black.

So, anyway, it's just before lunch and she sends us in groups to the restroom to wash our hands. We come back for inspection, and she asks me if I had washed my hands. I said yes, though I hadn't. She asked me again if I had washed my hands, and I said I had. She said she could look at them and tell they weren't clean, so I said, "So how do we know when your hands are clean?"

Bear in mind, it wasn't a racist thing I was reaching for so much as an "I know what will hurt HER!" kind of thing. Anyway: parent-teacher conference resulted, and she was bawling to my mom about it, saying she was mixed race (I didn't know this) and no one accepted her, etc.

Pretty awful, and awfully dumb.


thats pretty cute if you think bout it in the context of you being a 2nd grader(depends on the person your dealing with an obvisouly your was kind of unstable). and yea it's harder for those mixed to feel accepted.....

[abcdefz]

that pretty cute if you think bout it in the context of you being a 2nd grader.


Really? I think it's pretty horrifying. To know that even at that age, I could be evil, man.

I know kids can be really hurtful, but it's a moment I remember because it was such a deliberate attempt to hurt someone in a very, very precise way. (n)

[g-mile7]

Really? I think it's pretty horrifying. To know that even at that age, I could be evil, man.

I know kids can be really hurtful, but it's a moment I remember because it was such a deliberate attempt to hurt someone in a very, very precise way. (n)


Well she didn't know your thought process, for all she knew you could have been just doing the bratty thing.....it depended on the person and obviously you picked one who would get hurt like that. If you said that to my Dad at that age I am sure he wouldnt have tripped out, well as my mother who is mixed (french and black but appears light)

[TurdBerglar]

relating to a-z's story...


in first grade this dude came to our class to record us for a radio show. he was basically going around the school asking the first graders what they wanted to be when they grew up. so all the kids had to say what they wanted to be and why. they were basically normal answers like i want to be a fireman becuase they save lives or i want to be a nurse beucause my mommy is one. then the dude came to me and i was like, "i want to be black when i grow up! becuase they get things for free!" and before i could get the second sentence out the dude briskly jolted the mic away and went to the next table. i was all like fuck you man. that also brought along a parent teacher conference. considering the school system i was going to at the time was 25% white.

[Rock]

This was really mean, and, even as a second grader, I knew it was mean. One of the biggest regrets of my life, actually.


My second grade teacher was black.

So, anyway, it's just before lunch and she sends us in groups to the restroom to wash our hands. We come back for inspection, and she asks me if I had washed my hands. I said yes, though I hadn't. She asked me again if I had washed my hands, and I said I had. She said she could look at them and tell they weren't clean, so I said, "So how do we know when your hands are clean?"

Bear in mind, it wasn't a racist thing I was reaching for so much as an "I know what will hurt HER!" kind of thing. Anyway: parent-teacher conference resulted, and she was bawling to my mom about it, saying she was mixed race (I didn't know this) and no one accepted her, etc.

Pretty awful, and awfully dumb.
Thats pretty bad, but I think I can one up it.

We were in 5th grade gym playing volleyball. And this girl that had epilepsy missed the ball which cost us the game. Stupid ass me called her an "epileptic fool" and people started laughing.
The next day she didn't come to school. Our teacher told us that she withdrew from the school because she didn't feel comfortable there anymore. I didn't think anything of it because I thought what I did was so minor. But her best friend called me out on it in front of everybody telling us all that she left because I embarrassed her so bad.
Now I know its like whatever...kids make fun of kids...this and that. But I still feel bad about it.

ok, after typing that, i don't think i can one up it.

[kleptomaniac]

i usually just make a bunch of weird nonsense sounds to prove my point.

"fffff...pshaaah...whaaa....naaah....."


it's enough i guess :S

[abcdefz]

Thats pretty bad, but I think I can one up it.

We were in 5th grade gym playing volleyball. And this girl that had epilepsy missed the ball which cost us the game. Stupid ass me called her an "epileptic fool" and people started laughing.
The next day she didn't come to school. Our teacher told us that she withdrew from the school because she didn't feel comfortable there anymore. I didn't think anything of it because I thought what I did was so minor. But her best friend called me out on it in front of everybody telling us all that she left because I embarrassed her so bad.
Now I know its like whatever...kids make fun of kids...this and that. But I still feel bad about it.

ok, after typing that, i don't think i can one up it.



Hmmm.... yeah. I don't think yours was as cold blooded, though the results were arguably worse.

[abcdefz]

relating to a-z's story...


in first grade this dude came to our class to record us for a radio show. he was basically going around the school asking the first graders what they wanted to be when they grew up. so all the kids had to say what they wanted to be and why. they were basically normal answers like i want to be a fireman becuase they save lives or i want to be a nurse beucause my mommy is one. then the dude came to me and i was like, "i want to be black when i grow up! becuase they get things for free!" and before i could get the second sentence out the dude briskly jolted the mic away and went to the next table. i was all like fuck you man. that also brought along a parent teacher conference. considering the school system i was going to at the time was 25% white.


First grade social commentary.

[g-mile7]

First grade social commentary.


hahaha a young Bill O' Riley in the making:D

[abcdefz]

hahaha a young Bill O' Riley in the making:D



It's Turd. I think you mean "Ann Coulter."



























*ducks*

[hardnox71]

One thing that sticks in my head was calling my friend Elliot Gablenick a 'stupid Jew' during a volleyball game in 6th grade.

To this day I have no idea why I said it. I have absolutely nothing against Jews. If I did, the kid wouldn't have been my friend. I guess I figured 'what's the quickest way to piss him off?'

As soon as I said it, I regretted it. I regretted it so much that I still fucking remember it.

24 years later.

[abcdefz]

I think that's some perceptive part of us that's kind of animal -- like, we know where other animals are wounded, so if we need to go for blood...

[TurdBerglar]

It's Turd. I think you mean "Ann Coulter."





























*ducks*


at least im a hot bitch

[Lex Diamonds]

"Lick my ringpiece", and mimed someone eating the chocolate donut with my fingers and mouth.

I felt kinda bad after cuz the guy looked really offended. :(

[na§tee]

"you think you're right all the time! positively correct! IT WASN'T THE FUCKING CHIMNEY EFFECT!"

"jfdahjkfhda?!!! i'm not going into this. it went on fire because the underground was ONE. BIG. CHIMNEY."

"the programme said NO! god! i think that's what you should call your album, scott. 'positively correct. 100% of the time' by the cinematics."

iz true.

p.s. elliot gablenick is an awesome name.

[enree erzweglle]

I don't think it's what you say but it's the honest intent behind it. Like what a-z did, he crafted that reply so that it would hurt that woman. That's not good. The stuff that people say in anger is usually stuff that can be let go--but it's when it's designed to be malicious is when it feels evil to me.

The dumbest thing I've ever said in an argument was a non-sequitur, sarcasm in response to sarcasm and it was something like, "Well isn't that great. I can kneel on my own hair." (And later on, after that argument was over, that was a thing that we said to break each other up. Like: "He's so great." "Yeah, but can he kneel on his own hair?" :))

[beastiegirrl101]

relating to a-z's story...


in first grade this dude came to our class to record us for a radio show. he was basically going around the school asking the first graders what they wanted to be when they grew up. so all the kids had to say what they wanted to be and why. they were basically normal answers like i want to be a fireman becuase they save lives or i want to be a nurse beucause my mommy is one. then the dude came to me and i was like, "i want to be black when i grow up! becuase they get things for free!" and before i could get the second sentence out the dude briskly jolted the mic away and went to the next table. i was all like fuck you man. that also brought along a parent teacher conference. considering the school system i was going to at the time was 25% white.


this reminds me of the opening of Snoop dogs album Doggystyle.

[TurdBerglar]

and how does that go?

[hardnox71]

relating to a-z's story...


in first grade this dude came to our class to record us for a radio show. he was basically going around the school asking the first graders what they wanted to be when they grew up. so all the kids had to say what they wanted to be and why. they were basically normal answers like i want to be a fireman becuase they save lives or i want to be a nurse beucause my mommy is one. then the dude came to me and i was like, "i want to be black when i grow up! becuase they get things for free!" and before i could get the second sentence out the dude briskly jolted the mic away and went to the next table. i was all like fuck you man. that also brought along a parent teacher conference. considering the school system i was going to at the time was 25% white.
This is beautiful. I literally have tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so fucking hard.

Only you, Turd.

[mickill]

Kids say the darndest things.

Dumbest thing I've said in an argument....only one comes to mind, really. It was about ten years ago. I used to help with deliveries at my Dad's pizza place. I went to this one house where these stoners literally paid me with a bag of coins. And the one guy was like, "You can count it, it's all there and there's 3 bucks for you". But I'm like, "How'm I supposed to do that right now, here?" and whatever. Meanwhile, I look up and one of them's eating a slice of the pizza already. So I take the money and go back to the restaurant and asked the cashier to count it while I did another delivery. When I get back she tells me that they were about 2 dollars short. Which just sets me off, because they not only didn't include a tip, but seriously thought I was going to help them pay for their food. So I call them and tell them they were short. And the guy's like, "Whatever, sorry". And I'm like, "You need to pay it". And he's laughing. Then he hangs up. So I call back and I'm like, "Did you just hang up on me?". He's laughing again and he says, "No, the call got cut off". And I'm like, "I see. Maybe I should come back there and cut your head off" And then there was silence. My Dad heard what I'd just said and he grabbed the phone. But he knew what it was all about, so he tells them, "You'd better bring the money over. This guy's nuts. You don't want him to come over there." and hangs up. Then he looked at me like, wtf man. But didn't say anything else. I felt dumb only because I thought it was pretty badly worded. Like, I coulda said something like, I'd cut off his balls or something. I don't know. Like, saying you'll cut off someone's head just seems a bit extreme. Anyway, they ended up bringing the money while I was out on another delivery. Still no tip, though.

[hardnox71]

This is a good one!!

This didn't happen to me, thank God!! I read this in a book called Goomba's Guide to Love written by Steven Schirippa, the guy who played Bobby Bacala on The Sopranos.

He used to be a bouncer, among other things, before he started acting. So, one night he's working the door at this club and this group of people come strolling in. There's a few guys and a few girls. Probably about six or seven in all. Anyways, he notices one of the women can't hold her head up straight. It's wobbling all over the place. Forwards, backwards, sideways. So he stops the group as they are midway in the door and says he can't let the lady in. One of the other women asks, "Why not?"

"Look at her!! She fucking hammered!! She can't even hold her head up straight!! I can't let her in here! No way!!"

The woman looks him and says, "She's got cerebal palsy you fucking asshole!!"

Ouch!

[na§tee]

your dad sounds like a cool dude, mickill. what a quick thinking man!

and yeah, cutting off a head is going pretty jihad on their asses. i'd be scared, too. give him the two dollars!

[abcdefz]

When I worked as a waiter, our management didn't let us to confront a customer about not tipping (for obvious reasons, but still).

I was a damned good waite, so on a couple of occasions, I did actually follow parties out to their cars and ask if there was anything I could've done to make their service better. Both times: blank stares, "no"s. So: some satisfaction in knowing they were just cheap bastards.

[yeahwho]

Don't make me go all "Richard Simmons" on you. You'll play hell getting your foot out of my ass. Once your fist gets a load of my face you'll change your tone on what yeahwho is all about you stupid fucker.

I'm not a very good arguer.

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't say stupid things in arguments. i rule at arguments.

[icy manipulator]

"you're a towel"

[kleptomaniac]

"you're a towel"

oh yeah, and i usually respond with "you're a lumberjack" :/


only my friend and i do that, my other friends wouldn't get it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

once when I was little ('round 5 or 6) I followed a girl who I had been arguing with at some birthday party out to her parent's car. she stuck her tongue out at me or something and I ran over to the car window, punched it and yelled, "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!" and my mom heard me and got really angry "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" and I started crying, "karate kid!" wahhhhhh!

the window punch was also from karate kid. heh. :cool:

[avignon]

I've said some really insensitive crap to my sister when we were arguing that always makes me feel guilty afterward. But then I say it again the next time. Oh, because she's gay. So when she's nagging me out, I start calling her "coach" and how could someone fucked up enough to be a dyke know how I'm supposed to live my life. Really immature shit like that. She's way better at arguing than me. :(

And my other sister's kid said she wanted to be a lesbian when she grows up. Her mama asked her very calmly what a lesbian is. She said, "You know, like Auntie Anne-Marie, someone who cooks in a fancy restaraunt." Her mama said, "You mean 'chef' not 'lesbian'. Slight difference."

[vickista]

Did you type the argument just like that?

no it was a verbal argument

[fucktopgirl]

Once i throw a banana at somebody to shut them up! Yea , i can be violent i suppose!