I need curtains

[Sarky Devotchka]

my back is to the window which faces the house next door's kitchen. when we first moved here, nobody was ever home and the yard was a mess, like the house was being renovated. but now there are people in there. and I can hear them doing things! and they use their laptop in the kitchen, I saw it once! and I can hear the IM sounds! how am I supposed to watch porno movies on here now?! :( I can barely even look at the boobies thread.

they think I'm a creep.

[TurdBerglar]

you're not a creep?

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, I mean, now they know I'm a creep.

[HEIRESS]

my friend has an off suite at this house and I was sitting on her counter in my undies shaving my legs in her kitchen sink and didnt really realize that the sliding door curtains were open and Im pretty sure someone got some sort of an eyeful from one of the windows that face her entranceway

Ive been caught peepin the boobies thread at work before OH MY

[b i o n i c]

if you call it porno, yer not watchin it... am i right?

[Sarky Devotchka]

what?

[Lyman Zerga]

well good luck

[Sarky Devotchka]

eat my shorts.

[HEIRESS]

Id totally go out and buy you some old crazy patterned slab of vintage type cloth from a thrift store for 3 bucks and string that up as makeshift curtains for you yo yo

[Lyman Zerga]

you may need it NOW :mad:

[Echewta]

Yea, but how is your carpet?

[Sarky Devotchka]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/sarkyd/IMG_2256.jpg

I need lots of fabric, as the windows stretch across that wall.

(it's not such a mess anymore, that's from when we first started unpacking.)

[Sarky Devotchka]

Yea, but how is your carpet?

WE HAVE NO CARPET. wood floors.

[b i o n i c]

i meant to say that, generally, people who call it porno (as opposed to just porn) don't watch it.

[Sarky Devotchka]

oh, well, I just watch clips of sex every now and then, so I remember how it goes. or if I want to entertain any deviant thoughts that I wouldn't likely try in real life.

[Lyman Zerga]

thats just how i want my future floor and wall colors want to be

[Echewta]

WE HAVE NO CARPET. wood floors.

:mad:

[ericlee]

Yea, but how is your carpet?

WE HAVE NO CARPET. wood floors.

she shaves.

[Echewta]

Yes, I understand. Spic'n'span.

[Planetary]

nice sewing machine and mac. rest is lame. bit of a dump too.

[ericlee]

Yes, I understand. Spic'n'span.

splinter patch, better bring tweezers.

[Sarky Devotchka]

nice sewing machine and mac. rest is lame. bit of a dump too.

hey! I said that's when we first were unpacking. after the move that is. now it's organized.

[Planetary]

ah. it's all shibby then...